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Prayed and looked CLINICALLY!

11. Watch old pictures a thousand more times
12. Delete useless numbers from phonebook
13. Select & burn old stuff eg papers
14. Look @ the teeth in the mirror
15. Day dream; bigcars, mansions, power, respect, women
16. Surf x-rated sites on internet
17. Measure length of p****; erect & soft
18. Read archaic books & skim old dailies
19. Practice talking like American
20. Plan

Adufaye: i mesturbate

Others have been saying something not too condeming, you have told a truth
Others include:
1. Pastor singing fuji
2. Alfa singing xtian gospel
3. Regurgitation
4. Reminiscencing sweet experience
5. Regreting bitter experience
6. Writing uselessly & needlessly
7. Walking around aimlessly
8. Hissing consistently
9. Eating uncontrollably
10. Sleeping or lying down hopelessly

To be continued

justsayemma: Obama,my best friend 1st son.I ve always known u wil bcom a president somday

Seriouly, how old are you now? 75? 80? 85? And what are you still doing here?

Michelle was an aristoKID (had wealthy parents). Obama also.
It wrong to think those funny pictures portrayed the image of some sufferhead children.

It's all mindset.
No man...I repeat...no man is born to hate.
Anger is considered as inherent - a basic instinct so to say which informs nearly all other patterns of behaviour.
Just try to manage your anger...mild or grave...and it'll surprise you how acceptable loving and loveable you'll be before all men.

Dalu uzor: shooo!!! Oga, is it ur business wat he does wit his life? Abeg pack well oo, na ur type go dey do worst! OLOSHI!!!

Oloriire
Olola
Be good.

ORAFA: Why do some id.iots choose to just act holier than thou? 7yrs ago u were charming and never had guts to talk up a lady. In dis 8th year I believe u look lyk a beast from a horror movie and no u feel jealous. 'd rest na history' might just mean he avoided her lyk a plaque. Or do u tink u are reading a novel which's end u must see? Go chop sh.it abeg. PASTOR.

Hello. When lawyers get angry over their clients case in court they don't really mean it. In other words they're saying, who cares how judgement swings, I got paid already.
I made my point.
'I no holy pass'
Lots of love bro.

[quote author=control_seven].
U did somethg more to me or do u think i will 4get u in a hurry?[/quote]Ever gone fishing??
Do you catch them all??
You can only get lucky a few times with a few fish.

coogar: from experience - he's a disgrace?
he's a disgrace for the same thing you did?

U don't just understand do you? The woman in your life right now wouldn't be if she ever talked to you like that the 1st day she met you!
Whatever the romatic jargon my wife tells me not until we're married. Got it?

mko abiola: I served in a remote village in bayesa,a riverine community.
Where dey drink ,wash and do all sort of things wit d water.
My xperience was wen 1 of my student told me to impregnate her so she can follow me to Lag.because she has be hearing of lag as a big city.I laughed in ijaw language.
D rest na history.

FROM EXPERIENCE, a girl can only talk shamelessly like that when you've CLIMBED her. You're a disgrace if you ever did that.
As charming as I was 7yrs ago, I didn't date a female corp member let alone descending so low to mingle with underage.

Kslib: Why are you doing this nah? Is there anything wrong in typing like a normal person..??

So what is he? Sub-normal or Hyper-normal!!!

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30. Keep blasting the horn even when all cars are stuck in traffic

31. Going from church to church every sunday just to be served delicacies as a first-timer

32. Saying 'I'm coming' when I do not mean to return ever.

seanet01: Who choose him as Afenifere leader?Pa Ayo Fasanmi is the only authentic leader Afenifere have not ediot like this. I dey laugh o. Fasoranti that can never win election in his father's backyard. So this useless agbaya's still dey? Eyin baba ofo, eyin taye yin ti baje te omo.
Eni ku si ibi ti aso yin wa.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jamp: Where in d bible so I can always sleep on my wife breast

Song of Solomon. Read all.

When you're called a bad name and you react in such a noticeably intolerant manner, be prepared to be called the worse, and even worst names.
I think Tuface is a symbol of maturity in the entertainment industry. I lost count how many derogatory statements were made about him. He got busy with none.
Go grow up Jim.

As important as communication is.
More important than s/ex.

Billyonaire: I opened a thread sometime ago to seek expansionism on the whereabouts of Jesus, the Christ between 13th birthday and 30th Birthday, and it was a desert of ideas. Is there something you might wanna tell me about Jesus, the Christ and his absenteeism in the Bible in the most productive 17 years of his adult life ? I have ideas where he was, and what he studied, the Masters who taught him and the grand conspiracy that turned him to the enigma that he is. I am his great fan. I would have worshiped him cos of his ingenuity and prowess, if he commanded us to, but he never asked for worship. Can you tell me what you know about the avatar of the Christ Consciousness of the First Century ?

Matthew & John never met Jesus till they were called to discipleship.
Luke & Mark were enlightened men who knew little to nothing about Jesus' past. So what d'you expect them to write?
The new testament bible was written years after Jesus died.
Who then could have told Jesus' story better than Him about his past when He didn't leave a biography to that regard.
All the Gospelites and Apostles compiled the account of what they encountered or experienced with Him and not reports and hearsays.

Tell me about Elijah's past?

Callotti: Dear Christian God. . . . .Who created you too stewpid to think. . . .?

While others move on, you get stuck, saying the self same thing all the time.
Ever wondered why we have few known professors of atheism?
Send me a long list of those books you're reading and I'll tell you the singular experience that made me dump all of them.
Giggles....seroiusly....giggles

Yesterday I was blind; today I can see. Praise GOD!

What manner of Quest...
Why do you drink water when thirsty? ...because you're Nigerian?
Why do you eat when hungry? ...because you're Nigerian?



To say the least...I think you should refer that question to George Washington if possible, who drafted the American Constitution out of the Bible.

Why create a forum for negative critics to feast on?!!! Not good...Not good.

Billyonaire: There is nothing evil about sex. Not at all. Religion gives bad names to issues and tells people about existent iniquities just to induce the guilty sentiments, and go behind to control you in a chain or sinfulness and repentance, a perpetual cycle to keep you in church and milk you of your resources. Think of it, Hospital is for the sick, and when you get well, you check out and go home. Church is for the sinners, when you are cleansed, you are supposed to go home, but unfortunately, you will never have to go home, cos pastors say, you were born in sin (iniiquity). Sex became sin, so in sin, you were born. It is silly to believe all that bullcrap!

Bravo!
But no thanks to you.
Always read between lines I advice.
I love s.ex but I have a wife to fulfil my e/ro/tic desires with, ANYTIME.
I once think like you but now I know better.

Billyonaire: These pastors and their lies.

Let me hear your own truth.

Investment

DEBONATI: olodo. take her to d hospital and ask d doctor 2 run a v scan.its d latest teknology in town.it is just 34,000 box.kpele.

For what?? Are you crazy?
Even parents need advise to do that to their daughter.

swtchicgurl: gross! doing it with several men isn't far from doing it with a man severally.

How several can a single man 'go'
A man can go 11 rounds a day, but the same man will dare not try 2 rounds the next day.
The woman can!!!!!!!!!

trent9002: The old fart should shut it.

So what does that make you?
P-head!!!

Give her a flower (she gives u a smile)
Give her a ring (she gives u a finger)
Give her love (she gives u a condition)
Give her some money (she gives u some time)
Give her a gift (she gives u a thanks)
Give her excuses (she gives u a long break)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

larrymoore: Why will a guy refuse such a costless offer? U spend less n u can give excuses 4 nt spending for hr.

So it seemed!

Beauti...

vandarsar: Religion is for fools.....

...and so what's your point?
...that over 5.5 Billion human beings should renounce...?
If we must take the row call of your so called 'fools' first among your family members, I bet over 90% of them will fall in line.
What has corrupted your mind