₦airaland Forum

She wipes off her call records & conversations.
She still makes a distance when making or receiving calls BUT I DON'T & I don't care anymore 'cos I started it by overflogging issues.

If a man wants to live long, he needn't ask a womam too many questions, since most men have already concluded that their answers are WRONG and their mute is RUDE.

If a woman is dying, she still remembers where her money is kept.
Simply put, your M-I-L is one or all of these:
Rich
Classy
Sociable
Perfectionist
Overprotective
And above all, mother.
Wake up! She means no harm, she only doesn't want things to go awry.

Ajebo(ta) (yoruba) - Butter licker
Ajepaki/pako (yor) - Cassava eater

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What d'you expect to see? Long rhetorics as always? C'mon aren't you sick of those?!

For me, I w'd have finally settled in ..........

And you?

[quote author=val_dee]Nigeria: one day one trouble.[/quote]...ain't funny though.

...and let the DC build another.......but NO!
They expect all men to patronize ChumChum, MrBiggs, Tant'zers, Mamacass etc etc so that you can return to the village empty handed after 40yrs of service.

abiL: You mean your bank account? Because you don't know how much I've got in my account, neither do you know how much others have in their account.

So I'm right in saying that the statement of yours is based solely on YOUR bank account. Just because you're in the red, don't mean others are.

DEFENDER OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
Just-a-joke!

summer G: still jungle justice...

Some jungle justices needn't be pitied. No single Boko Haram member has been taken to trial let alone convicted, yet they're exterminated by the day.
Of a truth aren't you always happy when you hear them killed?

BigBelleControl: What will be the score at the end of 2nd half. Hope it wont go into extra time and penalty shoot out?

The penalty will be played by the randomly remaining 75year olds.

Let's pray for peace.
"Our leaders don put hand for MAAAANY tins" and God is angry.

gunuvi: Did I read Akeredolu saying Buhari is a much loved man. I comment my reserve. Na wa for this ACN people o.

READ THE POST AGAIN!
The personality of Buhari was never tainted.

Toaskarity:

Se alafia ni

[quote author=Sisi_Kill]I guess people should start taking only flights Redeemed Pastors are booked on, yes?

Thinking to self
So after praying that he and his wife should not die. . .Did the Pastorman make a clarion call for the importance of air safety? Did he speak out against the reckless disregard for people's lives? Did he form a group of concerned citizens for the proper airline inspection guidelines? Did he do anything at all or did he just thank God for his own life and moved on?

Sure, tomorrow another plane can crash but hey as long as his he and his wife are not that flight, as long as it does not interrupt the heavy bounty from Thanksgiving Sunday Service, it does not concern him. Let the next crash victims to be pray to their God too gaddamit!

I tell ya, with Pastors like these. . .the devil does not need a Branch in Nigeria. [/quote]Come again.................................................................................................!

berem: Why dem no push the plane make the engine start? shey the plane na manual abi automatic? "Just asking"

Ask hard................!

No matter who and no matter what, NEVER flog your partner's younger ones. Keep your distance if you can't tolerate them - period!!!
Don't say I didn't warn you - man or wife.

Why not ask rather?
What does a girl think when a cute guy approaches?
Somehow, whatever it is that she's thinking is magnified among friends & she develops a hostile resistance against her intention. Nobody wants to be called CHEAP SH*T
Of a truth, I'll tell you a little of what the guy thinks when he approaches a girl:
(1 MILD)
She's classy

She's pretty

She's presentable among friends

I can't wait to kiss her

She'll boost my ego

(2 WICKED)

She's got money

Wonder what she looks like naked

I'll destroy her (hard-2-get) ego

She's being chased by all, I'm out to get lucky.

RED CARPET TRIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kukus01: kai see fraustration!!!!how many your papa get out of the 200 units?

We don't DO gwarimpa (mass production), we DO Asokoro, WuseII (custom built)...Pancho!!!

toria1980: As a matter of fact, I hav never dated a guy of my age, is either he is 3-4yrs younger or of same age...dis is becos I look too young for my age..so I can

...for how long??

MANSION MY FOOT!!! Over 200 similar duplexes were built in the Gwarimpa estate (so small a building). Only 1 belonged to him & another to his father. Timaya's house is just a stone throw from his.
I think Charly Boy didn't need this lie. I crave his achievement but I loathe his manners -

Wahala (not sure) - unrest, problem

I'll beat you 'o'
Most Nigeria adults are guilty of this kind of sentence ending with 'o' especially when talking with toddlers. That 'o' has its origin in a Nigerian tribe.

Languages all over the world are somehow interconnected and inter-related. Nigeria is therefore not left out.
The word 'Handsome' in English for instance, may have taken its origin from the arabic word 'Hassan' pronounced by the Arabs as 'Hahs-Sahn' (meaning 'good looking' in Arab)
In like manner, regional/tribal/ethnic words have found their place in our collection of nationally acceptable and generally understood words or slangs.
Underlisted are a few of them:
Aboki (hausa) - meaning friend
Oya (yoruba) - common, let's go
Omo (yoruba) - pal, lady, blonde
Nna (igbo) - paddy, 'my guy'
Soji (yoruba) - smart, wake up
Inaa (hausa) - 'for where', where
Owa (yoruba) - available
...TBC

Educate Nigerians, update the list.

mawojuuche: scarrryyy... money is d root of ALL evil?? hmm...

...did u find yourself in the middle of this topic by accident?
What are you talking about
Even the devil quotes the scripture better than you did!
Some NL'ers need absolute deliverance.

ohisola: I rembr him 4 his faithfulness n d love he had 4 me.

Why then did he become 'ex'?
He died? Travelled out?

THE END. ...a tragic one!!!

Venchy: You'll have lots of money to spend including flying around on JET......Ha ha ha.

For real, there's no more "GOOD" MOG or PASTORS anymore, all we have now are BUSINESS MEN OF GOD.....ha ha.

So my dear be careful as someone said earlier, you'll be fighting lots of demons and lots of night Vigil.

Business men of God
...so then was Jesus (Luke 6:49)
That's what they're meant to be anyway. So what about it?!

obadiah777: YOU KNOW IT BRAH. SCRIPTURE DO SAY THE ROAD THAT LEAD TO SALVATION IS NARROW. SO CATEGORY 4 LOOKS LIKE ITS ONLY 2 OF US IN IT SO FAR. VERY NARROW

...as treaded by the trio (Korah, Dathan & Abiram) as against the countless others!!! Num 16
Which scripture did you quote by the way?!

[quote author=Maria-G]What about you?[/quote]OH MY GOD!! Nigerians answering questions with questions...
Leave the messenger, embrace the message and make your declaration.

Jenams: very true! my friend payed 600k for customs job n he works there now. shame

Your friend is an accomplice. Nothing good can come out of him. In fact he's going there to steal!!!

amiskurie: I hate this maxima car,I wouldn't buy it with my money.I will sell it if given to me.

"I will sell it if given to me"
I think the above statement speaks volume of how badly you needed money. You would rather reject it or give it out if you so strongly hated it as you claimed!!!