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Religion / Re: What Is Your Take On Couples Who Attend Different Churches? by Nuezha(m): 4:52pm On Jan 24, 2016
Godfullsam:
Couples attending different churches are not husband and wife, they are room mates.

...and if they belong to different religion, what do you call them then?

in-mates?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Photo: When You Get Government Job by Nuezha(m): 1:33pm On Jan 17, 2016
No one seemed to get the message.
People don't want to patronise government, yet they want to work with government.

You are considered poor and unclassy if you enter government bus.
You are advised to not use government hospital because of inefficiency, etc
Yet 90% of people are falling over themselves to work with the government.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Does It Make Sense For A B.sc Holder To Be A Pump Attendant? by Nuezha(m): 2:20pm On Jan 16, 2016
if taking up a 'ridiculous' job is a crime, try joblessness.
Travel / Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by Nuezha(m): 8:51am On Jan 06, 2016
firstking01:
Down in ph here everytin is wit a touch of class and efizzy...u'd be seeing bus stops like....leventis....cfc...bridge/genesis...artillery...intels...airforce...shell RA...waterlines...garrison...GRA...presidential...and it continues like dat undecided...
rumuola, rumuokoro. rumu this, rumu that are also with a touch of excellence. keep deceiving yourself
Politics / Re: Okezie Ikpeazu Heads To Supreme Court by Nuezha(m): 11:22am On Jan 01, 2016
in Idi Amin's voice: freedom of speech is guaranteed but freedom after speech is not sure.
Politics / Re: Appeal-Court Sacks Ikpeazu, Declares Otti Winner by Nuezha(m): 7:42am On Jan 01, 2016
I remember he was openly cursed on live radio Brekete Family hosted by Ordinary Ahmed Isa in Sept that he would lose his seat because he lied to them and treated an aged pensioner badly

karma!

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Politics / Re: How Would You Rate PMB On His Maiden Media Chat? by Nuezha(m): 9:44am On Dec 31, 2015
Lytech:
Poor as expected...
He found it difficult to speak correct english,thats why he skipped almost all the questions
I'm neither APC nor Igbo, but I know it when a pro-PDP and Igbo comments.
Clear and sheer hatred stinks aloud.
Repent. I love you all.
Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon Speaks On Dasukigate... by Nuezha(m): 9:22am On Dec 24, 2015
Say what?!
Nairaland / General / Re: Rare Moments, Images In History You’ve Probably Never Seen Before. by Nuezha(m): 8:20pm On Dec 06, 2015
Explorers:
8. In winter 1926, horses escaped stable during a night fire and jumped into a ice clogged river where they are trapped by the huge ice chunk. They struggled to get free, but they froze in the ice. Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

What a pitiably painful loss!
Politics / Re: Nigerians Excited Seeing Obasanjo On A Plane (Video) by Nuezha(m): 8:34am On Nov 04, 2015
mikolo80:
na wa o. see Nigerians. golden opportunity to tell him he failed to give us light and na selfie de hungry dem. and some mumus Will be wailing that they are leaders of tomorrow.leaders with zero conviction

Hate him or hate him the more...he is love by many.
Travel / Re: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by Nuezha(m): 6:32pm On Oct 31, 2015
Lilyalacutey:


My civil engineer. See you talking as if you were around when it all happened.
Nigerians forming they know ...
Since you know how it was built, I think it's high time we have our own pyramid built here in Naija. You will be the CHIEF ENGINEER No. 1....

My own opinion tho... No fight... Quote me any day... #peace#

Well, the concept I explained wasn't mine. And you are very right too calling me what you called me. My accepting that concept as most probable was borne out of my own deep engineering thinking, knowledge and experience.

Criticism is good when it's constructive.

Cheers pal.

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Travel / Re: Mysterious Facts, Incidents, And Disappearances That Still Remain Unexplained. by Nuezha(m): 5:44pm On Oct 31, 2015
Engineering experts have debated the concept behind Pyramid construction but I go with the concept that as the structure rose, it was buried in sand which created gentle slopes around it until the last block was in place.

In order to ensure gentle slopes, the routes were made longer as the structure rose higher.

In those days there were carts powerful enough to transport ernomous loads pulled by congress of beasts or a host of human slave, and with a gentle slope to the top, it was an easy ride.

On completion, the sand fill was systematically dug out to unleash the brand new pyramid. The sand fill also provided scaffold platform to put finishing touches on the outer faces as the work progressed downward.

This concept is still being used today where lands were first reclaimed before substructure work began only that fills were not removed after construction.

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Romance / Re: Doing Her Msc. Still A Virgin @ 27 by Nuezha(m): 3:40pm On Oct 29, 2015
PunkyVeer:
So who cares? You made your decision. You quacks need to quit shoving your medieval beliefs down people throats. It's a free world.

...guilty as charged!

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Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Saraki's Trial(twitter) by Nuezha(m): 4:13pm On Oct 21, 2015
hinwazaka:

The APC is already dead. Saraki is fighting for his life, El rufai is at war with VP Osinbanjo, Tinubu is already considering pulling out the ACN, Akande has since packed shop, and Amaechi is already considering life after failure. Even the useless President is already thinking about stup1dly rigging the Kogi and BAYELSA elections. The APC is dead, all that is left is to deposit it at the morgue.

If this your lines of rhetoric is all it takes to believe APC is dead, then...
Jokes Etc / Re: 14 Hilarious Tips On How To Avoid Lagos Traffic by Nuezha(m): 1:52pm On Oct 19, 2015
When Ambode abandons adminisstration for witchhunt...

The end result is ...commotion!
Celebrities / Re: Dayo 'D1' Adeneye & Wife Celebrate 17 Years Together by Nuezha(m): 5:28pm On Oct 06, 2015
Great couple!
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Famous Logo That Have A Hidden Message by Nuezha(m): 3:11pm On Sep 20, 2015
BALLOSKI:
I'm keeping space for them
NOTED.
Sports / Re: Mourinho, Wenger Clash Over Costa by Nuezha(m): 3:10pm On Sep 20, 2015
IT'S ALL PART OF THE FUN
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Famous Logo That Have A Hidden Message by Nuezha(m): 3:07pm On Sep 20, 2015
BALLOSKI:
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THAT'S ALL?!!
Properties / Re: A Room Self Contained Needed In Abuja by Nuezha(m): 3:03pm On Sep 20, 2015
ROOM/KITCHEN/TOILET YOU MEAN?

LOCATION?

ASOKORO/MAITAMA = 1.2M - 2M

WUSE = 900K - 1.2M

GWARINPA = 250K - 500K

JABI = 400K - 1M

KARU = 200K - 500K

NYANYA = 100 - 200K

KUJE = 80K - 150K

GWAGWALADA = 50K - 150K

LOKOGOMA = 250K - 400K

APO = 400K - 700K

KUBWA = 200K - 400K

Finishing and proximity to major routes eventually determines price.
Nairaland / General / Re: 21 Laws From Around The World That Have No Reasoning Behind Them by Nuezha(m): 2:50pm On Sep 20, 2015
laurenziz6:

There are some incredibly odd laws that have sprung up
across the globe. Some are so incredibly specific, we'd love
to hear what the backstory behind them is.
1. A married woman is only allowed to have one
glass of wine in La Paz, Bolivia.
2. Chewing gum in the entire country of Singapore
is illegal.
3. No sex on the steps of a church at night in
Birmingham, Alabama.
4. Capri, Italy has a ban on "noisy footwear." No
flip-flops or squeaky shoes.
5. There's a hot spring in Swaziland called Cuddle
Puddle, and it's ONLY for cuddling. No making love
in there.
6. Melbourne, Australia has a ban on men wearing
strapless gowns in public.
7. A town in Alberta recently outlawed all swearing,
yelling and spitting. One step away from being the
town from Footloose.
8. No shooting open tin cans in Spades, Indiana.
9. Kissing in a moving vehicle in Eboli, Italy? Get
ready to pay a 415 Euro fine.
10. It's illegal to slurp soup in a restaurant in New
Jersey.
11. If you make an ugly face at a dog in Oklahoma,
you can go to jail.
12. You can't ride an ugly horse in Wilbur,
Washington.
13. In Hartford, Connecticut you are not allowed to
teach any dog anything.
14. You can be fined if you wink at a woman in
Ottumwa, Iowa.
15. Barbados has outlawed wearing camouflage for
anyone unless you're in their drug and defense
forces.
16. If you're ice skating in Frankfurt, you better stay
below the speed limit of 50 miles per hour.
17. Sorry anyone in Britain, you can't sell cooked
tripe in the country. Raw is good to go.
18. If you're working at a cheese factory in Ferrara,
Italy, it's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory.
19. A woman is only allowed to skydive in Florida
on a Sunday if she is married.
20. If you want to cary your violin down the street
in Salt Lake City, you better not have it in a paper
bag.
21. In Iran it's legal to have sex with a
domesticated animal, but illegal to have sex with
wild animals.

IT TOOK ME LESS THAN 1 MINUTE TO REARRANGE YOUR PIECE FOR BETTER READABILITY

There are some incredibly odd laws that have sprung up across the globe. Some are so incredibly specific, we'd love to hear what the backstory behind them is.

1. A married woman is only allowed to have one glass of wine in La Paz, Bolivia.

2. Chewing gum in the entire country of Singapore is illegal.

3. No sex on the steps of a church at night in Birmingham, Alabama.

4. Capri, Italy has a ban on "noisy footwear." No flip-flops or squeaky shoes.

5. There's a hot spring in Swaziland called Cuddle Puddle, and it's ONLY for cuddling. No making love in there.

6. Melbourne, Australia has a ban on men wearing strapless gowns in public.

7. A town in Alberta recently outlawed all swearing, yelling and spitting. One step away from being the town from Footloose.

8. No shooting open tin cans in Spades, Indiana.

9. Kissing in a moving vehicle in Eboli, Italy? Get ready to pay a 415 Euro fine.

10. It's illegal to slurp soup in a restaurant in New Jersey.

11. If you make an ugly face at a dog in Oklahoma, you can go to jail.

12. You can't ride an ugly horse in Wilbur, Washington.

13. In Hartford, Connecticut you are not allowed to teach any dog anything.

14. You can be fined if you wink at a woman in Ottumwa, Iowa.

15. Barbados has outlawed wearing camouflage for anyone unless you're in their drug and defense forces.

16. If you're ice skating in Frankfurt, you better stay below the speed limit of 50 miles per hour.

17. Sorry anyone in Britain, you can't sell cooked tripe in the country. Raw is good to go.

18. If you're working at a cheese factory in Ferrara, Italy, it's illegal to fall asleep in a cheese factory.

19. A woman is only allowed to skydive in Florida on a Sunday if she is married.

20. If you want to cary your violin down the street in Salt Lake City, you better not have it in a paper bag.

21. In Iran it's legal to have sex with a domesticated animal, but illegal to have sex with wild animals.

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Politics / Re: How APC Intends To Finish Off Saraki (see SEC 24 Of The CCT Act ) by Nuezha(m): 7:00pm On Sep 18, 2015
chukwudi44:


You are quite pathetic!!! Continue to dream!!! This case will take a really really long time!!! Even going to the supreme court and time is not on the APC's side.

Saraki will never be impeached!!! A higher court will set aside the CCT ruling and the case would continue to linger!!! You think the Like minds senators are babies!!!

That higher court that will set aside the ruling must be under Saraki's dynasty!!

Funny 'hopers'

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Jokes Etc / This Is Not Funny. It's Very True In Most Cases (photo) by Nuezha(m): 4:22pm On Sep 18, 2015
This is to 95% of men out there.
Your girlfriend today is somebody else's wife tomorrow, and vice versa.
If you keep "doing what you're doing", i'm afraid you'll get what you give.

Politics / Re: FG Seeks Warrant To Arrest Saraki by Nuezha(m): 1:06pm On Sep 18, 2015
Tkester:
This is jus pure macabre dance!

Anybody thinking that Saraki will be ousted from his position as the SP needs his brain checked.

Just as the noise of Ekweremadu's senate rule forgery and in the end it was dismissed, so shall this macabre dance end.

Truth is that the APc has no manifesto, so all these noise represents the direction of a purposeless and vision less govt.

'Sidon dia'. I tell you if this is the only corruption case that will be pursued by this Buhari administration to score its "cheap" anti-corruption "propaganda", THEY WILL DO IT.

SARAKI WILL BE REMOVED.

Don't insult me now, it's all a matter of time.

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Romance / Re: Photo: I Really Need Your Opinions On This Matter Guys by Nuezha(m): 9:03pm On Sep 17, 2015
You don't really mean business...suiciders don't sample opinions.
Politics / Re: Alleged False Declaration Of Assets: Court Halts Saraki’s Trial by Nuezha(m): 8:49pm On Sep 17, 2015
for how long?

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Romance / Re: Bad Girls Are Now Going To Church by Nuezha(m): 9:51am On Sep 17, 2015
Christ came for the sick, not the healthy.

There is no better place.

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Romance / Re: Whot I See In An Musque(pics Inside) by Nuezha(m): 9:12pm On Sep 15, 2015
Your own "Engirish sef dey kiritika"


...an evidence of a damaged education.


Compared to you, Idi Amin was "Shakespeare"!!

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Romance / Re: What's Your Take On This Matter? by Nuezha(m): 6:26pm On Sep 11, 2015
Kingsley: Yes sir. it's neatly folded inside your wardrobe!!


Kingsley trowey face..focuses on next movie scene...

cunning man dies...

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Female Bedwetter Needed For A Serious Relationship by Nuezha(m): 8:47am On Sep 07, 2015
nobilis:


The guy you're talking about, how was his problem solved?
Instead of mentioning how the problem got solved, you're busy shouting Jesus' name.
How will Jesus' name solve the problem at hand?

ARE YOU PAINED! YOU WAKE UP ON MONDAY MORNING JUST TO PICK ON PEOPLE..


I call JESUS! again till you are deafened by it. The name works for me.

whatever your choice is your choice.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: A Female Bedwetter Needed For A Serious Relationship by Nuezha(m): 7:26am On Sep 07, 2015
edan15:
I think someone like myself would just do the magic. I don't want a woman who will be secretly weeping because of my ailment.

Your problem will go away in Jesus name.

I know someone who once had the same issue. The mother was always crying, d guy hardly travelled. It was so bad for him that If he dosed off for 3 mins in a vehicle he'll soak everyone around him.

But today he's free, married with children.

Your problem is solved in Jesus name.
Politics / Re: Ambode Bashed For 'Embarrassing' V.P Osinbajo On Instagram (Photo) by Nuezha(m): 8:21pm On Sep 06, 2015
carzola:
Is the VP of any relevance to the governace of this country?
NO!!!!!!! SW you guys need to shut dafuck up....

Another 'ya nmiri' spotted. Hating is an attitude. Repent o.

Mike Okonkwo is a brother to him, and not an adversary as you make others.

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