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@Jackal.
I thought Ebanks-Blake was no longer at Old Trafford, on 4thegame he's listed as transferred  out to Pompey.

@Kitaun, the same Richardson you make fun of today would be your Nemesis in a few years. Besides when we played reading, Copell had all of his players in their half,which served them well.

In the Chelsea game, they were very ambitious and it nearly worked 4 em.

Coming to your game, after a frenzied game against chelsea I wasn't surprised that the lost! So your strolling along like a big Dick is not worth the effort or  the stand

afterall Man U and Chelsea sapped their Psychological Strength 4U.

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I love arguing but not in this case. Martins can't dribble past a Pillar, he' s the most skill less player in Nigeria's squad,honestly.

Right from the nations cup I wasn't impressed. Admittedly I hadn't seen him play b4,but I was like wtf. Utaka is better playing with Yak, Martins is Just a toyota athlete in soccer boots.

Yesterdays game was really interesting, beautiful football all the way 4 United. Great dribbling, heart stopping shots,Great saves.

Man I am almost convinced we can now play Barca.
Most worthy of commendation are Vidic, Ole, Gabby and Ronnie.

I think we should get Giuly and Hargreaves In December.
Anyone who has some Influence among United faithful and who thinks its worth it should pls be an advocate.

On every other Issue i've decided to sit on the fence, but then who cares?

thanks.

Question:what went wrong- Tactically and mentally

I'm beginning to hava bad belle!
^{fada abegi make arsenal lost dem neks match,dem wahala too much even 4 heaven.}

I don't need to congratulate the gooners. you got your win and deservedly so.

This is killin stuff!

Is it your Joke sam? I would like to use it in my school news paper.

@ Loyika

Bros sorry about the post in another thread. I enjoyed your analysis without noticing who made it, Its brilliant and quixotic.

@chacal; I'm not sure I can be ur assistant if you ever land a job as a coach.

I favour using 5 mid-fielders with the wingers playing the whole length of the field and sticking an out-of-this-world attacking midfielder in the middle.

Arsenal would soon be going to dubai to auction T14 ( sounds like a Mountain black track)

Is this about fan songs?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-21722.0.html

Akolawole:
Its true, we've not PEAKED yet.

What's the gift you need if your prediction come to pass?

Go and ask Vieria and BolaOni about their last season's prediction?

If I am right promise you will never quote me again!

if I may modify that, I think you'll kill bolton.

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Look at this 5-3-2 formation for liverpool.



Hyypia

Paletta Agger
Finnan Aurelio
Sissoko/Garcia

Gerrard/pennant Alonso/Gonzalez
Bellamy

Kuyt.

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I think liverpool is the next Barca, even My team (Man U) would quake !

I am tempted to fly the I hate Mourinho placard .

Mourinho would never shut up, neither will chelski fans. 2 be honest the guy is good, although certainly not as good as Rijkaard (numero Uno), Hiddink, Aragones and Fergie (de capo).

sarcasm ?:d

Olumide7:
Many people might think Arsenal doesn't stand a chance against Man U because of their performance against the smaller teams. Our problem has been over-confidence and over-relaxation. Facing a team like Man U away is not a piece of cake but when the Gunners are determined, they perform wonders. The score is going to be Man U 0 - 2 Arsenal. Just watch and see. By the way, Tonight's game shld be a lesson to all you Man U supporter's out there.
Up Gunners!!!!!

In your dreams, the only way that would happen is if arsenal " reveal" that the signed Lionel Messi, Ronaldinho, and Wayne Rooney b4 the transfer window closed.

Wenger does'nt have an Idea of Tactics, he is only a motivational speaker and his arse would soon be flying emirates-in the wrong direction .

Oh Arsenal in relegation zone , In two years time one of the Sodje's would b club captain and coventry city as your rivals.

Venger:" Ok Guys , you know I don't particularly like Ferguson and you should 'av no réason to like him either. . "

Herr Lehmann: Jah! Herr Venger

The Difference between Sie Aleksi and Herr Venger is just too much.
Simple, "obvious and true", Venger is an excellent scout turned manager. Vergie is a vootball manager.

Ven Herr Lehmann says,
Ve is the master team
Ve heil,
Heil,
Heil in Herr Lehmans face

that is a profound statement isn't it?

admin I'm sorry i'm breaking the rules, I promise not to do say again.


Loyika if you would not give your opinion of the game and continue yapping shit please get the Bleep off!
All these gangsta yarn of "bring it on" and "Bleep" is boring. what is even irritating is your pseudo ajebota language.

Its all part of the fun bragging and all that but if you can't post something reasonable without affording to be stupid then wait till after sunday.

Capisce?- - - (I think I can manage the pseudo-speak too).

I can't wait to see liverpool whup your arse.
Teams that would beat/draw Chelsea at Stamford Bridge
[list]
[li]Man United[/li]
[li]Tottenham [/li]
[li]Bolton[/li]
[li]Liverpool[/li]
[li]Arsenal to draw[/li]
[li]Fulham to draw[/li]
[li]Watford to draw[li]
[l/ist]

No Chacal I'm her boyfreund

a 3-5-2 or 4-4-2 formation for Man U,
aresnal's hope is only in 4-4-2, even at that a draw is most likely for them, any thing else they would suffer

ManU

Vds

Neville Rio Evra/Silvestre

Brown/O'shea

Christiano Scholes Carrick/Park Giggs

Saha Solksjear/Rooney

This game swings either way or stalls.

Arsenal no doubt is playing for a win, expect quick counters,long balls and defenders out of position especially  towards the end.  
     
Man U would want to play with composure at the back and midfield and capitalize on defensive errors on the attack (Rooney would disrupt this pattern-Solksjaer should start instead)

Arsenal's Midfield is capable of bossing the ball, Man U's midfield on the other hand would decide how this game is played-Luck is the big thing, hope to see a penalty against Arsenal- Culprit Eboue.

I dont't believe myself either.

Jackal I would not and not in a long time agree with you that Saha is "crap".
(I wrote a lot of things after this line line that are uncalled for{I deleted them though}, i only wish Man U fans are less critical of players).

I can swear guys would curse Richardson, but they'll fail to notice that himself and Evra really complemented one another ( is that supposed to be each other?-pls correct me!) given the lack of inexperience on the left wing.These guys (and Park) were constanly moving the ball, and if not for their incessant running spurs would have spent more time on the ball.

Back to Saha, I don't believe in labelling a forward useless except he doesn't have attempts on goal. Its glaring that Christiano and Saha are not combining well, and we have not used the wings to the fullest. I can only recall 1 cross we had during the game. Fulham would testify to how damaging our crosses were. comparing Martins with Saha I swear Saha is better.

But Heinze isn't yet fit and throwing Smith in is too much of a gamble.

@Kitaun and any other "sympathizers" I just received my math paper. . . guess what, I did well+ (ope Jesu).

This has been my longest week and can't wait 4 2mrws game.Up United.

My formation.

Vds

Brown Rio

Neville Evra

O'Shea Carrick

Park Christiano*

Giggs

Saha.

I think Ronni should play on the left so we get dead balls from chimbonda, maybe he'll be sent off . Giggs has been brilliant playing off the striker and I think Evra has very decisive tackles, I rarely criticize Man U players but it was obvious Silvestre could not make up his mind if he was a Fuji dancer or a defender, his game against watford was acceptable only cuz he scored, the guy's marking was so loose.

@Kitaun I spent last week on the net cuz I thought we wuld get a new player-needless to say I've failed a few tests!

what do you guys think if we play Brown/O'shea as Dm, I have been impressed by Brown's recent games especilly against Fulham.

also hear Berbatov is nursing an Injury so Tottenham's offense is not one to fear, their mid-field and defence may be a bit dicey but I'd say we'll blow em especially if our present wonder men (Ronni, Saha and GIGGSY) are having big go.

Arsenal would be a close call, but with the Big-mean scouse Kid we'd burn them

Celtic has been saved for last cuz its the same old walk-over story.

ok It seems everyone is saying balooney so I gyess I'll follow d pack and say tis baloneey.
'though I cant remember wat he has or hasn't said.

@akola I just cant ignore d thread witout knowing some1 took my advis/ce.

@Prissy I'm just a fan like you,I've checked out guys' (manU ) reaction some are plain
horrified a few others think there is no cause for alarm. As for me I'm keeping my hands crossed and my ears straight.

Your analysis of the squad (Man U's) may be too optimistic, definately we will loose a match and we are only at best 2 points ahead of other teams Saha has been great but not consistently lethal.

In my uninformed opinion I would rate Rossi as an 8 goal forward by December, now he's joined Newcastle.

Its fact and poor showing that since the Glazer take over as well as Kenyon's exit we have'nt bought a soccer "shaker" neither have we bought a Golf caddy as a player.

Just gonna keep cheering United, Hopefully Chelsea would be found guilty and given their 3 point deduction for tapping up Leeds players.

well who else but bli. . .mey me,

can we stop all of this arse kissing in sport section, put a link and thread it under celebrity.

thank you. . . thank you , u're far to kind

Subject:  Fan Songs 

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Team Songs

Team songs



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Songs about other teams

Songs about City
Songs about the Scousers



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Songs about current players


Alex Ferguson
Wes Brown
Ryan Giggs
Park Ji-Sung
Gary Neville
John O'Shea
Cristiano Ronaldo
Wayne Rooney
Paul Scholes
Ole Gunnar Solksjaer





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Songs about United Legends



George Best
Nicky Butt
Eric Cantona
Roy Keane
Ruud Van Nistelrooy





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Subject:  Fans Songs - Team Songs 

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Glory, Glory



Tune: Glory Glory Hallelujiah


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Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On!





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United Road 



Tune: Country Roads  (John Denver)


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United Road, take me home
To the place, I belong;
To Old Trafford, to see United;
Take me home, United road





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United Calypso



Tune:   


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If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!





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United Flag


Tune:  Red Flag


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United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear,
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die





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Stretford End Rising 


Tune:  Bad Moon Rising


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I see the Stretford End arising; 
I see there's trouble on the way.
Don't go out tonight,
unless you're red and white;
I see there's trouble on the way;





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Busby Boys




Tune:  Hello, Hello


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Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United







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We Shall Not Be Moved

Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved


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We shall not, we shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
just like a team, that's going to win the football league (again),
We shall not be moved





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Pride of all Europe

Tune: 


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We are just one of those teams that you see now and again,
We often score six but we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home and we beat and we beat 'em away,
We kill any [bleep] that get in our way.

We are the pride of all Europe the cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the Cockneys of course (and Leeds!).
We are United without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys.

Na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na,
Na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na, ooh!



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Stretford Enders 



Tune: unknown


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Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby, "Have you heard of the Northbank, Highbury?!"
"No" said Matt, "You Cockney [beep], but i've heard of the Stretford, Enders."

suggested by: manucred



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The Greatest Team 



Tune: Wild Rover


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From the dark snows of Munich back in '58,
I remember a team that once was so great,
Their memory it still lingers on in my mind,
So I'll follow United, 'till the end of my time.

And its Man United,
Man United F.C.
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

"It's glory or nothing" the great man he said,
There's nothing on Earth like being a Red,
I'll follow them far and I'll follow them near,
I'll follow United on whisky and beer.

There is a plaque at Man United,
It's underneath the old main stand,
It bears the name of Duncan Edwards,
He was the finest in the land.

But he died on Munich's runway,
Without a tear, without a sound,
His strong body battered and broke,
As he lay helpless on the ground.

But one man survived the aircrash,
And he lived to tell the tale,
Of the boys who played in Red,
For they did not know how to fail.

So we'll drink a toast to Matt Busby,
And we'll drink one to that team,
They were acclaimed the whole world over,
They were the finest ever seen.


suggested by: Tiptoe


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Best Behaved Supporters 


Tune: She'll be coming round the mountain


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We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters in the land




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We Won It Two Times


Tune: unknown


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We won it two times,
We won it two tiiiiimes,
Without killing anyone,
We won it two times



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Barcelona One Fine Day



Tune: 


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We went down to Barce one fine day in May,
With all the fans drinking to Busby's birthday,
And when it was over, and when it was done,
We'd defeated Bayern Munich by two goals to one.
The first was by Teddy, he out-foxed the rest,
The second by ?Ole!, to finish our quest,
We could have scored 4 and we could have scored 9,
But we didn't start playing 'til injury time!

The Germans they thought that they had it sewn up,
Their ribbons were already tied on the Cup,
But Teddy said "Hang on, it's not over yet",
As he steered the ball into the back of the net.

From Beckham's next corner, Teddy got the first touch,
And Ole Gunnar Solskjaer said "Thanks very much",
The Bayern defenders fell down to the floor,
As from round the Nou Camp came an almighty roar!

If they'd asked the Scousers or Juventus Turin,
They'd have known it's not over 'til the fat lady sings,
When you're playing United, as they found to their cost,
One minute you're winning and the next you have lost!

United keep fighting and never give up,
That's why we're the Champions and we've won the Cup,
We're Champions of Europe too, we've won them all,
We're Manchester United, the Kings of Football.





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Oh the lads
(Matt Busby's Aces)


Tune: Blaydon Races


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Oh the lads,
You should've seen us coming,
The fastest team in the land,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's Aces.





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The Flowers of Manchester


Tune: Flowers of Scotland


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One cold and bitter Thursday in Munich, Germany,
Eight great football stalwarts conceded victory.
Eight men will never play again, who met destruction there,
The flowers of English football, the flowers of Manchester.
Matt Busby's boys were flying home, returning from Belgrade,
This great United family all masters of their trade.
The pilot of the aircraft, the skipper Captain Thain,
Three times they tried to take off and twice turned back again.

The third time down the runway disaster followed close,
There was slush upon that runway and the aircraft never rose.
It ploughed into the marshy ground, it broke, it overturned.
And eight of the team were killed as the blazing wreckage burned.

Roger Byrne and Tommy Taylor, who were capped for England's side,
And Ireland's Billy Whelan and England's Geoff Bent died.
Mark Jones and Eddie Colman and David Pegg also,
They all lost their lives as it ploughed on through the snow.

Big Duncan he went too, with an injury to his brain,
And Ireland's brave Jack Blanchflower will never play again.
The great Matt Busby lay there, the father of his team,
Three long months were to pass before he walked again.

The trainer, coach and secretary and a member of the crew,
And eight great sporting journalists who with United flew,
And one of them was Big Swifty who we shall ne'er forget,
The finest English goalkeeper that ever graced the net.

Oh England's finest football team it's record truly great,
It's proud successes mocked by a cruel turn of fate.
Eight men will never play again who met destruction there,

The flowers of English football, the flowers of Manchester.







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If You Want To Go To Heaven


Tune: 


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If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You must keep the Red Flag flying high,
Get yourself a red bonnet,
And put '[bleep] the Scousers' on it,
If you want to go to heaven when you die





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Fight for United 


Tune: The Halls of Montezuma (US Marine march)


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From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City - (they're {beep}!)
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League.




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Subject:  Fans Songs - Songs About City 

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30 Years 


Tune: unknown


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In seventy-six,
Now this is true,
A trophy was won by,
A team in blue,
It's been a long time,
Since that day,
So, we'll sing 'em a song,
That they [bleep]ing hate.

30 years,
30 years,
30 years,
30 years,
etc.



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City's Going Down 

Tune: Yellow Submarine (Beatles) 


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In the town,
Where I was born,
There's a team,
We all adore,
And there's a team,
That's [bleep]ing [bleep],
And they play,
In blue and white.

City's going down like a Russian submarine,
A Russian submarine,
A Russian submarine,
City's going down like a Russian submarine,
A Russian submarine,
A Russian submarine.





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This Is How It Feels 

Tune: This Is How It Feels 


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This is how it feels to be city,
This is how it feels to be small,
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all,
Nothing at all,
Nothing at all,
Nothing at all,

(repeat)



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We Paid For Their Home 

Tune: unknown


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We paid for their home,
We paid for their ho-o-ome,
What a waste of council tax,
We paid for their home.

They don't even go,
They don'e even go-o-o,
What a waste of council tax,
They don't even go.




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My Old Man 

Tune: My Old Man


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My old man said "Be a City fan",
And I said, "[bleep]cks, you're a [bleep]!",
"I'd rather [bleep] a bucket with a big hole in it",
"Than be a City fan for just one minute, "

With hatchets and hammers,
Stanley-knives and spanners,
We'll show those city [bleep]ards how to fight.

Oh I'd rather [bleep] a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan.



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UNI-TED 

Tune: This old man 


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U-N-I T-E-D,
United are the team for me,
With a knick-knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Why don't City [bleep] off home



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Hawaii 5-0

Tune: Hawaii 5-0


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It was the 10th of November 1994,
We all remember an historic score,
Kanchelskis helped himself to 3,
Eric Cantona and Hughsie,
WE ALL REMEMBER THE SLAUGHTER OF CITY!!!

And in the re-match, down at Maine Rd,
Ince scored the first goal, I shot my load!
Kanchelskis scored the 2nd goal,
And the 3rd was scored by Andy Cole,
WE ALL REMEMBER THE SLAUGHTER OF CITY!!!

The Bitter Blue fans, were full of hate
They couldn't handle, the 8-0 aggregate,
Bryan Robson was close to tears,
They haven't won {bleep} all for 29 years,
WE ALL REMEMBER THE SLAUGHTER OF CITY!!!

Na na na na na na, na na na na na
etc




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City Family


Tune: Adam's Family


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And people pay to see 'em
They make you want to scre-am
The city family,

Der ner ner na,

The ABUs are all taught
of MASSIVE local support
But we know they're from Stockport
The city family,



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City Are A Massive Club 


Tune: Yellow Submarine


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They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League,
Oh! city are a massive club!

Other verses:

They've got the widest pitch in the land
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge
They've got exec boxes with a balcony
They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms
They've got three million fans in Manchester
It's been 30 years and they've won [bleep] all
They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring
They empty Stockport when they play at home
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands
Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves
They had a derby match with Macclesfield
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan
They used to be little, but now they're large







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Subject:  Fans Songs - Songs About Scousers 

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Feed The Scousers 



Tune: Feed The World (Band Aid)


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Feed the Scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time,
Feed the Scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time,
etc, 


 


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In Your Liverpool Slums 



Tune: In Your Liverpool Home


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In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick
You wont get a job 'because your so {bleeping} thick
In your Liverpool slums



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You Are A Scouser

Tune: You Are My Sunshine 


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You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day,
Your dad's out stealing,
Your mum's drug dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.

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Stevie Gerrard

Tune: Que Sera


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Steve Gerrard Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
Then puts in a transfer request
Steve Gerrard Gerrard.

Suggested by: K-Stand Red



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Subject:  Fans Songs - Sir Alex 

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Alex Ferguson


Tune: unknown


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Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson



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Subject:  Fans Songs - Wes Brown 

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Wes Brown 


Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown


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We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley,
We've got Wesley Brown.




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Subject:  Fans Songs - Ryan Giggs 

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Ryan Giggs


Tune: Love Will Tear Us Apart           


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Giggs,
Giggs will tear you apart,
Again.




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Ryan Giggs


Tune: Robin Hood


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Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs




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Subject:  Fans Songs - Park Ji-Sung 

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Park Ji-Sung

Tune:  Lord of the Dance


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Park, Park, Wherever You May Be,
You Eat Dogs In Your Home Country.
It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Scouse,
Eating Rats In Your Council House.






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Subject:  Fans Songs - Gary Neville 

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Gary Neville

Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down


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Gary Neville is a Red,
Is a Red,
Is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
He hates Scousers,





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Subject:  Fans Songs - John O'Shea 

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John O'Shea

Tune: The Animals Went In Two By Two


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When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
The Stretford End will shout and sing
We all know that Johnny's going to score.


Na na na na na na na na na,
na na, na na,
Na na na na na na na na na,
na na, na na,
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na,
We all know that Johnny's going to score.





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Subject:  Fans Songs - Cristiano Ronaldo 

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Cristiano Ronaldo


Tune: unknown


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He plays on the left,
He plays on the riiiiight,
That boy Ronaldo,
Make's Beckham look [bleep]



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Cristiano Ronaldo 



Tune: unknown


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There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo,
He may not be a superstar,
But he wears number seven like Cantona,
There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo, 


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Cristiano Ronaldo

Tune: unknown


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There's only one Ronaldo, There's only one Ronaldo'




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Subject:  Fans Songs - Wayne Rooney 

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Wayne Rooney




Tune:  Tom Hark


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I saw my mate the other day
He said to me he seen the white Pele
So I asked who is he
He goes by the name of  Wayne Rooney


Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.



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Pinball Rooney



Tune:  Pinball Wizard


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Ever since I was a young boy I've loved to watch football.
From St James's down to Highbury I must have seen them all.
But I've never seen anything like him, not ever, not at all.
That big, chunky scouse kid, sure kicks a mean football.

He's a football wizard, he plays in white and red.

He's a football wizard, he plays for U-ni-ted.


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Subject:  Fans Songs - Paul Scholes 

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Paul Scholes


Tune: Kum Bye Yah


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He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals,




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Subject:  Fans Songs - Ole Gunnar Solksjaer 

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Ole Gunnar Solksjaer


Tune: You Are My Sunshine


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You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
Though Alan Shearer,
Was {beeping} dearer
So please don't take,
My Solskjaer,
Away, 

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Courtesy of Talking Reds
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chelsea

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