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RomanceRe: Compose A Song To Woo Ur Nairaland Crush by number5(m): 3:24am On Sep 05, 2017
Alright people, let the world stand still as I do one for this gorgeous, alluring lady.

I call her the refined refiner


She's been my NL crush for ages.



RF, this for U.







Would It Be Ok?

By Ryan Stiltz

Published: February 2016


Would it be ok if I took some of your time?
Would it be ok if I wrote you a rhyme?
Would it be ok if I opened my heart?
Would it be ok if I took on the part
Of being your man and showed you a view,
One that only a real man could do?
Would it be ok if I could make you smile?
Would it be ok if I held you awhile?
Would it be ok if I kissed your face?
Would it be ok if I were to replace
All the men in your past that just wouldn't do
And vow to be faithful and always be true?
Would it be alright to look in your eyes?
Would it be alright to never tell lies?
Would it be alright to find a way?
Would it be alright to long for the day
To pull you close and whisper in your ear
And tell you our feelings are nothing to fear?
Would it be ok if I took some of your time?
Would it be ok if I wrote you a rhyme?
To tell you there's nothing I'd rather do
Than spend my whole life loving only you...


Cc: Refiner


Dnt mind d fact that I couldn't do one of mine for you. Brain too tired to compose but really wanted to do this
SportsRe: Chelsea Signs Morata From Real Madrid For A Club Record Fee Of £70m by number5(m): 8:17pm On Jul 21, 2017
Ftc..

Hurray..

All d ppl weh say I no go make am

Deir dad.
PhonesRe: Unboxing My New Blackberry Keyone by number5(m): 6:33pm On Jul 21, 2017
grin

Evilmetahuman


Whats your alter ego
RomanceRe: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Not Telling A Girl, You Have Feeling For Her? by number5(m): 5:39am On Jul 20, 2017
Refined refiner !...

Comman see it ooh..bfor tomorrow dem will say I didnt tell u my feelings.

RomanceRe: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Not Telling A Girl, You Have Feeling For Her? by number5(m): 5:28am On Jul 20, 2017
Story of my life that year..I got over it sha..after kicking myself for being a great jackass..

Back then in skul..all I virtually did was read, read and read not having time to tell her how i feel..
She was my reading partner..she started showing me signs that she liked me.

And d yeye boy was just reading and reading ignoring her..


Being introverted shaa
PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by number5(op): 5:35pm On Jul 13, 2017
timilehing:
More to come before July ends
thats most certain..

the rainfall has a long time to go before hitting its decline state.
PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by number5(op): 5:31pm On Jul 13, 2017
uzo200:
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land grabbers.. I hail thee.


omoh'nile

PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by number5(op): 5:28pm On Jul 13, 2017
Deseo:
You can do something about this by preventing further blockage.
Dispose waste properly, dropping it carelessly is the reason for the poor drainage system and it's our collective fault.
Dispose waste properly today!
my dear..just this past Sunday, that drainage system was cleansed by the community as if they anticipated this but still it came and had its damage done.

a sure fact about water is that it cant be contained especially when its receiving more enteries..

its either you make way for it or it creates one for itself. and when the latter becomes the case, it does aggressively so, cutting and turning all obstacles..

our government needs to lay more emphasis on drainage system upgrade in this flood laden areas
PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by number5(op): 5:23pm On Jul 13, 2017
iamwoods:
buhari see what u have caused na
kiss

PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by number5(op): 5:22pm On Jul 13, 2017
fidalgo19:
They are lucky, if they have not seen swimming pool before there is one standing were they are
undecided

PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by number5(op): 5:20pm On Jul 13, 2017
g4everybody:
but i heard recently that the federal govt disbursed money to areas that is been ravage by flood, hope d money will not end up in the pocket of their governor
their governor jas used deirs to buy wheel barrow
PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by number5(op): 4:55pm On Jul 13, 2017
Cc: lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: Makurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by number5(op): 4:52pm On Jul 13, 2017
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PoliticsMakurdi Community Flooded In Benue State: Properties Jeopardized by number5(op): 4:47pm On Jul 13, 2017
Similar to what has happened in most states in nigeria of recent, makurdi the Benue state capital was hit with heavy downfall of rain this morning.

This led to most of the smaller water channels to overflow their boundaries which led to massive flooding of many areas.

The pictures below highlights the severity of the situation in wadata axis of the state capital , and hence the reason why the government needs to act fast before the next heavy downpour because it is definitely happening again soon.

The flooded area seen below is a footpath with a poorly built drainage system and when the water came, it washed away the entire area destroyed properties worth huge amount of money and disrupted movement.

Thank God no life was lost.

FamilyRe: Single Mum Dresses Up Like A Man To Celebrate Father's Day (Photos) by number5(m): 10:05pm On Jun 19, 2017
Saw an epic comment somewhere on this post..it was too epic with a well fitted meme that I couldnt forget how perfect it is...



https://www.nairaland.com/3848401/2-drivers-fight-publicly-lagos
EducationRe: Difference Between Crocodiles, Alligators And Monitor Lizards by number5(op): 9:00pm On Jun 02, 2017
I was banned by the jobless admin for my comment reply to ur picture post...


My comment loading...

Will reply as soon as I am less busy
EducationRe: Difference Between Crocodiles, Alligators And Monitor Lizards by number5(op): 3:39pm On May 31, 2017
ionsman:
Gators: Have "U" shaped snouts...Teeth isnt visible when jaws are closed...Found ONLY in southeastern America and eastern China...Afraid of humans but lose fear when they see humans regularly...Live in freshwater habitats(can sometimes be seen in brackish water).

Crocs: Have "V" shaped snouts...Teeth is visible when jaws are closed...Found virtually all over the world...Are bad-tempered and can attack adult humans even without provocation...Live in freshwater and saltwater habitats...

If you still decide to be ignorant after these cogent explanations,sorry is your case.
Leave them be..av been waiting for their pictures to prove their point but non has provided any..smh


Abi all them alligators for edo market don go hide ni
TravelRe: A Note Of Warning To Travellers Without A Precise Knowledge Of Their Destination by number5(m): 3:35pm On May 31, 2017
Denko2721987:
lolz, I greet u bros.. I now understand your point but this incident wasnt so much in the news and unknown to me (and most people outside Kogi state from my observation) until i received a message about it on my whatsapp platform about a week ago thinking it was quite a new development and didnt really bother verifying it as i always holistically do before forwarding it to my family members and social media outlets cos i felt it held a very important info which could help people become cautious of the common habit of boarding bikes to unknown destinations at the mercy of the bike man.. All the same sha, plus and minus i am quite sure people have learnt positively from it becos its a common practise.. Thanks, take care and bless ya..
Sure..the msg has been passed across...and the few that will learn has learnt from it..but some young ladies wouldn't learn..thumbs up to u once more
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have I Lost Out Of This UN Job? by number5(m): 11:46am On May 31, 2017
lalasticlala:
Hahahaha. Choi!!!
So lalasticlala too dey comment for ppl post shocked


He even laughs too shocked shocked shocked


I thought he is a robot na.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How My Village People Followed Me To A Job Interview by number5(m): 11:37am On May 31, 2017
ellagabs:
if na tru, sory o! but if na lie... it MUST hapen 2u... AMEN.
Na wa for u ooh..person no fit lie in peace again?

PoliticsRe: Imo State Governor Sacks Cabinet, 27 LG Transition Committees by number5(m): 11:34am On May 31, 2017
angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Davido Mocks Paul Okoye’s Old Home In Epic Video by number5(m): 11:29am On May 31, 2017
Evablizin:
Satap nonsense boy he is a family man his money is occupied with family issues while you are wasting your own with babymamas as a babypapa you are,buying a new house is not his need now
angry grin

CelebritiesRe: Yetunde Aderibigbe Wears Boobs-Popping Dress To An Event (Photos) by number5(m): 11:26am On May 31, 2017
maleekberry:
This same yetunde that use to be my neighbor back then in ikorodu some part of her body sef nah green and the babe get strong mouth odor
Boomboom paw.

TravelRe: A Note Of Warning To Travellers Without A Precise Knowledge Of Their Destination by number5(m): 11:22am On May 31, 2017
Denko2721987:
Bros.. I greet u.. The fact that u got this information earlier doesnt and shouldnt mean other broader audiences shouldnt know about it and learn its lessons..
Broda..I rcv ur greetings kam kam..


If u read my post well..I gavr him thumbs up for the post...I am just pointing out thr fact that his report of the event happening two weeks ago, and the lady still missing is false...u dnt use false info to pass the right message....


I been wan drop that dog with human eye meme for u but as u don greet me na...make I chill
TravelRe: A Note Of Warning To Travellers Without A Precise Knowledge Of Their Destination by number5(m): 9:45pm On May 30, 2017
Denko2721987:
Two weeks ago a Senior lecturer at the Federal University of Agric Benue State visited her relative in Lokoja, Kogi State.
She arrived Lokoja and called her host for direction.

Her host told her to call an okada and give him the phone so she can explain the address. She did exactly that explaining to the Okada man how to bring the guest lecturer to her place. And that was it till today. There is no trace of this lady till today. However, two days after, a call came through demanding for
#500,000 ransom. The money was arranged and duly handed over. The phone went off till today and the lady lecturer is still missing.
We all do this once in a while trusting unknown Okada drivers to help us deliver our visitors or find our direction. Please it is time to stop. They have started taking advantage of the trust.
Tell your visitor to stop at a designated point, take the pain to go and pick him or her up.

Pls Forward to your friends and family..

Naija my Naija, Africa my Africa.. It is well..

May the Most High protect us from wicked and unreasonable men as we sojourn through the journey of life on a daily basis, amen..
Oga op..this happened 5 months ago and the lady was found dead a month later with some parts of her body removed...pls all this copy and paste has got to stop..nice advice though..


I know all this cos I know the lady we are talking about..rip to her..Google my claim and see for ursev
CelebritiesRe: Shatta Wale Hugs Davido On Stage In Ghana by number5(m): 1:17pm On May 30, 2017
darkenkach:
I can never hug my fellow guy..
Reminds me of sometime ago I landed in my new apartment and dis guy (my new neigbour)

Na so he run come hug me tight, even started attempting to peck me with all my beards fa..

I broke free and was looking the guy like....


Pls help me with that dog meme.. grin


Anyways sha, I had to spend d night in his room cos my room was unready, I couldnt sleep all night because of thoughts of possibilities of being........etc
EducationRe: Difference Between Crocodiles, Alligators And Monitor Lizards by number5(op): 5:41pm On May 28, 2017
somehow:
It won't come and meet you where you are, just go there and see.

I guess oyinbo man also said there isnt a mungo park until one came to see it, then started claiming he discovered it like those who lived there aren't humans. More than 8 people on this thread alone told you there are alligators in Edo state, yet you're doubting, why not go there to find out or is it because we are not white? Until a white man tells you we have coal, you wouldn't have believed? Africans!.
Forget the mungo park theory...dnt want to start a new argument here....


Am still waiting for all your alligator pictures...


And uhmm, pls makesure its not from google ok..lol

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