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Romance › Re: How To Earn $10 To $100 Daily Using Your Mobile Phone With 0(zero) Investment by Numero9: 7:35pm On Apr 18, 2020
And after earning the "imaginary" dollar. You gonna need a list-long of referrals enable you do the "impossible" cash out!!!
Romance › Re: Share Your Worst Ever Sexual Regret by Numero9: 7:29pm On Apr 18, 2020
Preciousgirl:
Is there, a person you have had sex with and going forward, regretted very much? Share here.

I had sex with a guy in Uni, and I feel like throwing up any time I remember. Share yours
But you enjoyed the moment and was actually yelling for morehuh

The unfortunate dude was thrusting more/all his energy of someone who's gonna get irritated latter.
Romance › Re: Ladies Your First Visit And You Saw Him Like This Will You Continue Or Quit? by Numero9: 7:26pm On Apr 18, 2020
Na person house be this huh
Romance › Re: Urban Or Rural Lady: Who Makes A Better Wife? by Numero9: 7:23pm On Apr 18, 2020
I think it depends on the individual lady.
Romance › Re: Help! I Can't Fall In Love by Numero9: 7:22pm On Apr 18, 2020
You masturbate too much....it's affecting your life already.
Discontinue it. You'd see changes.
Romance › Re: A Married Man Is Wooing My Girlfriend by Numero9: 7:20pm On Apr 18, 2020
Boy relax, It's time to make some cool money!! After all she will still leave you for someone else.

Use your head!!!!
Romance › Re: What Lesson Did Your Last Relationship Teach You (screenshots) by Numero9: 7:17pm On Apr 18, 2020
Basically, I never trust Nobody!

My previous relationship has made me see the importance of having more than one woman as "girlfriend".

Well, I currently have them like "branches" in different places (like say na business). Since ladies see loyal guys as "foolish or vulnerable", I deem it necessary to show the other side of me so they can learn a lesson or two (which linger in thier memory).
Science/Technology › Re: Thousands Of Dead Fish In Rivers State Washed Up On Shoreline (photo) by Numero9: 10:16pm On Apr 17, 2020
COVID might as well be affecting the aquatic world.

I ate food today, no fish.

But fishes are wasting somewhere on the same Earth I'm dwelling.

Chai!!

Money waste! Protein waste!! Lives wasted!!!

May their souls rest in perfect peace.

I do hope God gives the families and loved ones of these dead fishes the fortitude to bear this Irreplaceable Loss!!!!
Properties › Re: What Could Be The Cause Of Recent Fire Outbreaks? by Numero9: 2:16pm On Apr 17, 2020
Deyybuh:
I was thinking it was due to dry weather but things might be wrong spiritually
Hunger too is a spiritual thing.
Properties › Re: What Could Be The Cause Of Recent Fire Outbreaks? by Numero9: 2:15pm On Apr 17, 2020
The chief cause is "Opportunity".
Crime › Re: Four Nigerian Students In Canada Wanted For $2 Million Dollar Romance Scam by Numero9: 12:09pm On Apr 17, 2020
Free those boys abeg. All the Fossils leading thier country (Nigeria) should be arrested instead.
Celebrities › Re: Elizabeth Jack-Rich Covers "World Finance" Magazine - The First African Woman by Numero9: 12:07pm On Apr 17, 2020
And so? How e take epp me??
Crime › Re: '1 Million Boys' Robbers: Elderly Women Carry Cutlasses To Protect Themselves by Numero9: 12:06pm On Apr 17, 2020
Lipscomb:
1million boys are enough to rescue Nigerians from this useless politician. Only if they can cause the revolution. Instead of rapping and terrorizing poor people.
Misplaced priority.
Romance › Re: My Mother Rejected Her. But I Impregnated Her And Aborted It by Numero9: 10:23pm On Apr 16, 2020
Problem: Some are born into it. Others are born with it. Nawa dis life o. Wahala dey.
Food › Re: Lockdown: Nigerian Man Dies Of Hunger (Photo) by Numero9: 7:57pm On Apr 16, 2020
I curse that slowpoke who crowned himself "president" of an unfortunate land (Nigeria) which was once divided but peaceful.

I curse the monsters who crowned themselves leaders of various constituencies, states for they have neglected thier purpose to humanity.

I curse any offspring who may want to take up the doings of their fathers/mothers before them, for they shall know no peace.

I curse anyone who derives pleasure from the suffering/agony of others.

Woe until them!!!
Politics › Re: Fire Guts Corporate Affairs Commission, CAC Headquarters In Abuja by Numero9: 4:38pm On Apr 15, 2020
NEXT WILL BE CBN.
Crime › Re: Policeman On Bonnet Of Speeding Vehicle Of Lady Who Refused To Stop by Numero9: 4:37pm On Apr 15, 2020
Hunger don beat you before wey you no fit think/do straight again?!!
Politics › Re: Nigerians With Over N5,000 In Bank Won’t Get Palliatives - FG by Numero9: 4:35pm On Apr 15, 2020
Me that my bank account balance is looking like a radio frequency (82.05). I hope I'd be eligible to get the money?

Let government surprise me for once in thier lives. This is the time!! Now or never!!!!
Food › Re: Hungry Abuja Residents Steal Rice From A Moving Truck by Numero9: 10:32am On Apr 15, 2020
First class graduates dey there o grin . Hunger is very real!!!
Romance › Re: Couple Caught Having Sex On The Street In London Amid Coronavirus Lockdown (Pix) by Numero9: 12:08am On Apr 15, 2020
Konji issa Motherfu*king Bastard!!
Politics › Re: 'President Buhari Wore Pam Slippers To Address The Nation Instead Of Shoes' by Numero9: 7:00pm On Apr 14, 2020
In as much as I do not like is governance. I honestly see nothing wrong with what he's wearing.
Health › Re: No Social Distancing At Access Bank Branch In Oyo State. by Numero9: 2:18pm On Apr 14, 2020
When it comes to money issue to the blackman, "safety measures" becomes a thing he leaves at home.
Romance › Re: Mention The Lies Your Ex Told You by Numero9: 2:08pm On Apr 14, 2020
She lies with confidence. But I act like I don't know the truth (even though it's glaring) make e no stop my usual enjoyment.

I got tired of her and her lies though. Came up with a very good scheme to break us up (which happened excellently). Till this day, she still feels guilty for the break up, not realizing I planned it.
Crime › Re: Jukun Militants Attack Farmers In Taraba (Graphic Photos) by Numero9: 12:40pm On Apr 13, 2020
E no easy make people get common Sense o.
Car Talk › Re: 11 Things You Should Check In Your Car Regularly by Numero9: 12:36pm On Apr 13, 2020
So after checking the car (regularly), where are we driving it to?
Travel › Re: US Shares Relief Materials To Nigerians In China Thrown Into The Streets by Numero9: 5:35pm On Apr 09, 2020
It's good for Nigerians let them use it.
Phones › Re: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by Numero9: 9:22am On Apr 09, 2020
KrystalConnect:
Yes.. MTN 3,500 for 20gb a month is the best plan out there.

Glo 1,500 for 7.2gb a week is the second best.
Bobo Your data is too much na, you no go share some?
Agriculture › Re: Marine World ,why We Have (spiritual Husband Or Wife ) by Numero9: 3:08pm On Apr 08, 2020
What has this got to do with Agric section?
Phones › Re: TECNO Camon 15 Series Unveiling: Images And Specifications by Numero9: 9:03pm On Apr 03, 2020
I'm less concerned about the price, I'm not bothered at all....Las Las e go come down!
Politics › Re: Buhari Urges Army To Flush Out Bandits Following Killings In Sokoto & Plateau by Numero9: 9:00pm On Apr 03, 2020
The word "Buhari" sounds worse than Corona and HIV combined! Let's give that clown another name biko.
Health › Re: Pictures Of Kurudu Market Abuja 4 Days After Lockdown by Numero9: 8:58pm On Apr 03, 2020
Now ghosts and thier cohorts will have ample space to roam freely.

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