₦airaland Forum

vickydevoka:
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So u de real deal, n u still Never blow

Wetin b ur definition of "blow"?

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Why re most women like this? May God save us from evil women.

Fulani kidnapping Fulani. Wat do u xpect? Wen the desirable is not available, the available becomes desirable.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
O boy see oyo state
See as he ugly..

Atleast make them still dey renovate and change the roof na...

If at all them nor see money take build new one


Which one be ancient town and people preserve their heritage?
Ancient town mean say make them nor change roof...

Instead of you to say poverty is in the land

Werey

unbitchable:
Luv your punchlines, you're brilliant.

Tanx boss. Anything to weed out trolls like that transgender from nairaland is our priority.

unbitchable:
Elder with no brain. How old are you?
You think you are the only one who watched those names you mentioned live?.. that was how the other slowpoke was bragging about NL that was created in 2005. Nonsense!

. Only God knws the canary that troll is typing from. Only God knws.

Kingcalls:
...this one just de display foolishness, think say na but grammar .... only foolish people will say messi is the greatest...he's not even Argentinas greatest.... what has he achieved apart from Barcelona many years ago... hasn't appeared in a CL final in 7 yrs ...oya blame barca ... he has never scored a credible team in any tournament he has played ... half of his international goals are in friendlies... he has only scored in an away fixture in knock out games in the CL once ( against psg last season)in about 8 yrs ... failed to score in any elclassico in his last 8 attempts...

His fansxsay he deserves balon dor for scoring 5 penalties in the champions league out of his 5 goals.. scored teams like eibar, betis, levante, zaragoza ,Bolivia, Ecuador failed to score real madrid , atletico, Colombia, Brazil, the juve and psg wey im score na penalties .. and they say he deserves balon dor .. his lying fans will not tell u that copa best was also won by Neymar... they mk u feel like he outrightly won it...it was shared oooo with Neymar...him and the Colombian guy scored the same number of goals...4 each, but they will mk u feel like he was the only one that scored 4 goals... criminals .. they want to steal Lewandowskis 2021 balon dor just like they stole VVDs

To call u stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit u.
U know, u re a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain. U re the most obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!. Keep conjuring lies to tickle ur fancy. Goat.

unbitchable:
i luv this..

Tanx boss. He tinks i'm insulting him, he doesn't knw I’m only describing him. We will continue to put d half-witted troll in his place. Even dogs doesn't like him,they bark at the sight of him.

unbitchable:
Why bring his father into this?
Why do you lack manners this much.

Re u surprised? Wat do u expect from a typical airhead? When they hv notin on u they try to come for ur family. Jux leave the wooden-head, i gat him covered.

Kingcalls:
My father is a scumbag nd a douchebag.

Little wonder u never open ur mouth without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. It's a family thing afterall.

OJEEMAH:
Okay nice......are you in the medical field?

I sopos japa before 2023 election

Bro i wish i was in the medical field, i for done japa tai tai . Na academic line i dey.

@bolded. Hahahahahaha Wetin hapn na? U knw wan wait vote Yahaya Bello for President?

Btw, which country do u wish to japa to?

OJEEMAH:
Not at all bro..... If na nurse, Europe all the way!

Yeah, true talk, Nigerian nurses re hot cakes especially in the Uk.

By God's grace next year i'm going to sit for SELT.

How ur day bro?

U guys will b shocked at the massive endorsement deals Angel will henceforth bag. Don't b surprised wen she's bn made an ambassador for children empowerment. Immorality sells fast in Nigeria.

JohnnyPalmer:
Points in the mud

Come up with another dumb argument
Undisputed kill you dia

That dude is an unrepentant scumbag.

OJEEMAH:
Even as a false 9 and sometimes a winger, he won 6 European Golden Boots & 6 UCL Top Scorer and also the first to win 4 consecutive UCL Top scorer.

Even as a false 9 and a winger, a renowned body like IFFHS still rate him Playmaker of the decade which means he was the most creative player in the last decade. Statistics dey there to confirm if any player was better.

6 Balon D'ors

Highest goals scored in a calendar year (91)

Highest goals scored in a single European league season (73)

Highest goal scored in Europe top leagues in one season (50)

He won more Player of the Tournaments Awards than anyone in virtually all the competition/tournaments he participated (World cup, Copa America, Olympics, La liga & UCL).

He won more match of the match award than any player dead or alive.

One & only Player to win Player of the Tournament, Golden Boot and Highest Assist in one tournament.

He is simply the most complete footballer ever........ he scores, assists, dribbles and also creates. only Maradona comes close in this regard. Pele and Ronaldo are simply goal scorers but Leo does absolutely everything.

without water in my mouth, i say he is unarguably the GREATEST PLAYER to ever play the round leather game.

Loud it pls.

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OJEEMAH:
Not UK......he got a juicy job in Qatar.

Wow, is he a medical personnel? Cos japparing as a nurse is quite easy at the moment.

Kingcalls:
Look at them...they have arrived...they can never counter this ...thats what they are known for...not intelligent enough

U expect me to counter ur lies written straight from the pit of hell? Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine ignorance I've come to expect from u non-creative garbage. U sit there on your loathsome spotty behinds squeezing blackheads behind ur stupid keyboard conjuring lies upon lies. U excrement, u whining hypocritical toadies with ur hairhead device u call a fone and ur Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding brain hv got notin gud to offer humanity than lies nd hate. Fool. I will continue to decapitate a low life loser like u. Idiot

uniquelyspecial:
Who told you he is simple and humble?
Mr. Not-a-fan.

They will first claim not to watch the show, then subsequently give a detailed analysis of happenings in the show.
Who una dey deceive? Do you owe anyone an explanation?

@bolded. Do u hv issues wit compression? Don't u knw there's is a difference between "not a fan" nd "i don't watch it"? Now tell me where i stated that i don't watch it?

Re u ok? It's obvious ur jux lukin for who to pick on buh i will resist the temptation of being drawn into the mud wit u. Peace.

Not a fan of bbnaija buh i like Whitemoney for his simplicity nd humility.

Wat do u xpect from Abokis nd Mallams.

Nonexisting1:
Nigerian nurses are usually wicked.

U re not far from the truth.

StylesX:
Some stoopid simps dey tell her say she fine, na wetin boost her ego, the raccoon come dey feel herself, she dey call another person monkey when she be tolotolo, I no blame her, na the fools toothing her horn I blame.

Comrade pls calm down.

Kingcalls:
Messi is an excellent football player, but at the same time, he is the most overrated football player of all time thanks to Blatter and the press.... sports commentators all over the world avoided the 2.0 loss to Rennes ... if it were Ronaldo, it will hit all front pages in the world... what they are all saying now is give him time to adjust ...

Ronaldo never gets it that easy... they wait for just I little mistake and they blow it out of proportion.... just because Porto scored a freekick against juve , press all over the world blamed him for the loss...but no one spotted that Messi lost possesion 2 times that lead to psg scoring 2 times in camp nou, or loosing possesion 2 times that lead to real madrid scoring twice in the last el classico...

Ronaldo won euros , the press said he only scored Hungary and Wales despite those goals being the determinant factor cos those goals qualified them directly... messi scores late goals to add to the goals scored by other team mates fir comfortable victories and they scream he is the reason y they won copa despite not even scoring in the semis and final... but they also said Ronaldo that got injured in the final contributed nothing in Portugal euro win

Was given golden ball in 2014 WC despite not scoring or assisting in the whole knock out rounds... he won golden ball for scoring Bosnia, Iran and Nigeria in the group...

2010, 2012 and 2019 balon dor was awarded to him cos he won European golden boot and la liga except 2012.. 2021 Lewandowski does same and they say he doesn't deserve it cos he dint win euros or CL... but messi deserves it cos he won copa, copa that people like suarez , sanchez won back to back , Gabriel Jesus but were never nominated despite having successful tournaments...

Half of his international goals are friendlies despite never have scored Brazil, Colombia, Uruguay, France, Croatia, Holland, Belgium, Germany despite playing them all in major tournaments...but were quick to point out that Ronaldo had never scored some of those teams , b4 he proved them wrong yet again...

If the press should treat messi just like they treat Ronaldo, Messi will not even win more than 1 balon dor.... go and check out Ronaldo's balon dor records, the difference between him and 2nd place is extreme... infact ,by points , Ronaldo has the highest balon dor points in history ahead of messi.... what they did to Ronaldo, denying him his 6th balon dor and giving it to modric , is something that can never happen to messi ... now look at the press yet again favoring him to win balon dor...is that not a joke ...Now he has joined France thinking its la liga that protected him alm thru his career ... against man city he was crap , apart from that goal, whatelse did he do in that match ...absolutely nothing... but if its Ronaldo, they will say he is only interested in goals

This boy u need help. SMH.

Wahala for people that can't do without Mark's 3apps.

May ur Churchill not make thy mistake of his namesake by havin to meet a mental case like Tonto.

Crossroad1:
among people wey go sue them, u no even dey 1billion..
Those that have shares with Facebook go give am hell if he doesn't fix it on time..
People will still sue him, this I know

Comrade u jux spoilt my mood My big chance of cashing out is in ruins.

Truth b told, if i get any business/partnership wit facebook this is the time to cash out. I go sue them for negligence on their part which as a result has cost me billions of dollars.

sarahade:
Get a vasectomy if you care so much about a fetus.
Air heads

Did u jux use the word "airhead" on me cos i ain't in support of the expulsion of an embryo? It's like our morality has finally gone to the dogs.

Look, i will resist the temptation of being drawn into the mud wit u. Cos u dnt knw me. Buh don't push ur luck too far. Peace.

24brains:
o boy no be small thing oo. Slawormiir has been crying since the break of this news like a baby. We are unable to console the cry cry baby.

Hahahahahah

Crossroad1:
They should tell us how much they generated.

Pls to the jobless people that voted, how much per vote?
I Wan help them calculate their ROI..

People plenty for nairaland today o, I hope seun is not praying that Facebook shouldn't come up

OJEEMAH:
Hahahahha.....everybody wan Japa. I just saw a friend off to the airport this evening.

Who una wan leave with Buhari??

Hahahahahah.U neva can tell, Buhari fit give u one appointment na.

Buh which country ur guy they go? Uk?