₦airaland Forum

This culd b the time to cash out ooo. U sure i won't sue facebook for allowing my data to b sold?

Mayb the traffic is overwhelming. If Nairaland shut down next i will jux connect my ps4, i can't come nd die.

Donald Trump will b laughing at Mark now.

OJEEMAH:
evening my brother. It was good....very stressful though. How yours nah?

Twas fine. Jux planing to japa. Even if na Ghana . Lol no mind me.

How our presido na?

Bbqekpa:
Those idiots go rest now

Hahahahah. Some of them go they restless especially if them done near to bill the client. Wahala for yahoo boys.

WinterMinter:
Na wechat we dey use , nothing concern us and Facebook

Hahahaaha. Buh wechat na for china people nd i hear say china women rigid buh ones them drop he dey loud cos of the value of yuan.

Set awon slawormiir how re u guys coping witout facebook nd histagram?

malcom1X:
Batch B stream ii was 3 months back then.

Sowi boss, i was not aware of that. Buh na enjoyment b dat na.

Kingcalls:
Pls talk some sense into my dork head. I need help cos everyone hates me, everyone insults me, i hv had a fight wit virtually all nairalanders. I hv got no single frnds in nd outside this platform. No one likes me, i'm living a lonely nd frustrated life hence my toxicity. I had to abandon my first moniker cos it's bn stereotyped as loser. Wat can i do to salvage this situation? Pls Numero Uno help my life.

Fulani foot soldiers will b in sifia pains after reading this.
The set of people takin the South back re those saboteurs that call themselves South east governors.

Kingcalls:
Pls take my dirty ass to the cleaners... I'm a dirty boy... I'm a foolish cow that has no bearing... I'm a lunatic that has generated his stupidity over the course of my miserable life .... I'm a pig that shelters in an inhumane environment.... thats is y i hv grown with a defected part of my brain that has refused to be functional...

I'm definitely a bad decision maker and anyone that stands with me is definitely doomed cos i'm as clueless as a bonified re.tard. Pls save my poor soul from eternal damnation.

U donminit? U re 4given boy, go nd sin no more.

OJEEMAH:
Enter your date bro

no mind me, i jux dey in a very gud mood 2day.

Evening boss. How ur day?

Kingcalls:
If u like go and call the whole idiots that support u... mumu , just like the rest... defend urself.... as known.... 0 IQ ...u wan argue with a defected dead brain like urs

Fooolll!!

Kingcalls:
If u like go and call the whole idiots that support u... mumu , just like the rest... defend urself.... as known.... 0 IQ ...u wan argue with a defected dead brain like urs

Billy goat is hooked, billy goat is jux texting yet making no sense. Re u grounded? Or shuld i help u out wit my vast pool of vocabulary? Naaa i can't do that. What i'm 2day i worked hard for it, thus, i ain't giving no billy lilly goat.

I wuld hv luvd to take u to d cleaners cos Yur heart is full of unwashed socks. ur soul is full of gunk ...The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk!" Buh u ain't no match for me. It will b unjust if i do that. My major concern is that ur brain's so minute that if a hungry cannibal cracked your head open, there wouldn't be enough to cover a small water biscuit.

Look boy, dnt mention me again cos If u spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. Fool!!

I expect nothing less from the religion of piss. 90% of muslims re either terrorists or terrorist sympathizers cos u will hardly see them condemning bokoharam buh will go on ghost mode wen d subject matter is being discussed.

If u qoute me nd say rubbish then it means i'm right.

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ibrahimismaila:
and u are one of the terrorist

He pain this one.

Kingcalls:
Foolish fool...as them don catch u as usual with ur constant lies ...defend what I posted if them born ur you well .... dirty troll... brainless twart

Cc Ojeemah see transgender talking abt lies, the grand master of lies, the shifu of lies, the maitre of lies. Lol wat an irony.

Which lies is u stupid clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous junk crying abt? Well if it isn't fat stinking billygoat billyboy. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come get some in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.

Look ur about as much use as a condom machine in the Vatican, so GTF outa my mention if uve gat no vocabulary in ur lockers. Fool.

Instead of making life easier for her citizens this evil set of leaders rather make life unbearable for them. My question now is to wat end?

What do u expect from a country being governed by a terrorist nd terrorist sympathizers? No one respects Nigeria nd her citizens anywhere all tanx to bad governance. Nigeria is only basking in old glory.

Ezehillary:
Please make bbn trends no pass today

Lol. For the next one week those moderators will b forcing it down our throats.

Kingcalls:
U are so very foolish and a block head as we all know... has mbappe scored while messi being on the pitch... the last time he scored was when the fraud dint play in the 4.2 win after the international break ... iti bolibo

Mumu. Muntula. Pea-brain nd dunderhead slowpoke.Everyone knws u as a troll, a foolish one at that. There's no Messi's fan on this platform that u hv not engaged in wit a fight, even ur fellow Ronaldo stans re ashamed of u. Such a low life loser. U had to dump ur prev moniker Beverleyjean cos it was tagged a loser by everyone on sport section. Mumu boy. Messi matter go choke u to death. Dumbo, dummy nd a dum-dum nincompoop. I will resist the temptation of sending u to oblivion. Squarehead Goat.

elganzar:
This is the battle of real boxers!!!


(Don't quote me, maa shepe fun mummy e!!)

Which boxers? There is only one boxer nd it's Fury, 4get Wilder, Fury will bury him finally.

Lanruze:
Take it or leave it.

The best Nigerian African english rapper alive.

MI the rap "sage"

HBD MI.

Apt

Trust the military at ur own peril. I hope some wedding guests or fishermen won't b bombed accidentally.

Death to all Fulani herdsmen. Wild animals in humans clothing.

“My body, my choice,”

Yeah, we all knw ur body, ur choice buh is the embryo's life urz to take? I don't insult ladies buh this ones hv got fish brains.

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malcom1X:
I did bet my last NYSC allowance too. On the last payment where they pay you three months, I bet all on bet9ja and I won 400k. I did it because I didn't want to go home empty handed.

2months.

Kingcalls:
Bruno only scored in one game out of 3 ode and it was a hat trick not 4 goals as u hv lied again as usual ( typical minions modus operandi)... mbappe scored in 3 different games b4 the midgets arrival...

Now u know how it feels whenever u minions jump on every Emperors thread to discredit him

I hv never seen a slowpoke like u b4. Urz is extraordinary, u hv absolutely nothing upstairs aside insults. Can u pls tell me the last time Fernandez scored a goal? Offcos u won't knw cos u re blinded by sentiment. Fernandez scored last against Newcastle nd has bn mute ever since cos of Pendu. Wat abt Cavani? No goal this season cos of Pendu. Greenwood has bn stingy 2wads Pendu cos he knws Pendu has got a dodgy personality. Take it or leave it notin for ur Pendu this season.

Na them. Awon religion of piss.

enemyofprogress:
there is nothing like untimely death, people only die when it assigned to them to go, you can’t live a second beyond your time, nor die a second before your time

I don't blif the bolded. I blif humans re meant to live till wen nature kicks in (old age). Buh certain factors like human, mechanical or even diseases hv all reduced the life expectancy of humans. U can't say passengers who lost their lives as a result of the drivers reckless driving or due to a mechanical failure like(break failure)where all meant to die at that moment? Or people who lost their lives to lets say corvid 19, or some brainwashed suicide bomber who detonates a bomb nd as a result hundreds of people gone, do u tink those people re meant to die at that given time?

I don't blif God created us to die young. Certain factors contributes to our chances nd ability to live long or die untimely. Wat will u say abt a chain smoker who died as a result of throat or lung cancer? Our activities/livestyle also plays a part.

Finally, do u knw ur environment also plays a part? U can't b in red hot zones where either of terrorism, criminality, kidnapping, police brutality etcetera is the order of the day nd expect not to fall a victim anytime soon? Or living in an environment where u can't access a gud health care system like Nigeria compared to saner climes where health care system is top notch?
Jux my humble opinion boss.