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Romance › Re: Will You Pay Bride Price Of 3 Million For This Kind Of Lady? by Numerouno94(m): 7:26pm On Mar 10, 2021

Op, even if u living in an Utopian world u will never find this kinda lady.Thus, lets not stress ourselves discussing wat is not possible.

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Performance Will Earn APC 2023 Presidency — Akpabio by Numerouno94(m): 6:01pm On Mar 10, 2021*

Thats how u reason wen u get close to people whose only concern is cow. Who noticed since FFK got back nd started mingling wit apc he has started tinkin like a cow?.

I was stunned to my bones while watching FFK being interviewed by Ijeoma osamor on democracy 2day few minutes ago. FFk was practically reasoning like a cow. APC is indeed a contagious cow disease.

The irony is even BMC zombies killing themselves; Buhari will still choose his cows over dem someday.

PDP is no saint buh APC is worst.

Nigerian politicians re useless, all of them.

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Travel › Re: My New Lagos - Ibadan Train Trip To Abeokuta (Pictures) by Numerouno94(m): 5:18pm On Mar 10, 2021

UncommonLogic:
Brainwashed retarded delusional IPIG terrorist monkeys will never see anything good in Nigeria even when it hit them on the nose. They have been programmed to spew trash as instructed by their warlord wannabe Namdiot coward Cownu.

Ur d brainwashed retard here. Anyone who stands up against this evil regime is called "Ipob" u see how myopic u re?. Useless good for nothing miscreant who sold his soul for a 30k stipend.

Such a unrine-soaked, doll-humping, scab- infested asshole.

Poverty kill u dere.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: PSG Vs Barcelona UCL (1 - 1) On 10th March 2021 by Numerouno94(m): 5:02pm On Mar 10, 2021

Penaldo fans will b salivating at the moment nd dusting their keyboards; waiting for payback.

Buh Messi fans re cruel ooo, they made some Penaldo fans cry 2day. Some refused to come online 2day.

Beverlyjean will b waiting patiently for payback troll this evenin.

Travel › Re: My New Lagos - Ibadan Train Trip To Abeokuta (Pictures) by Numerouno94(m): 4:59pm On Mar 10, 2021

Kriss216:

Pink lips is the first sign of a useless boyfriend.

Lol.

Travel › Re: My New Lagos - Ibadan Train Trip To Abeokuta (Pictures) by Numerouno94(m): 4:55pm On Mar 10, 2021*

Celebrating mediocrity..

BMC nairaland resident zombies luv this kinda news; u will see them constituting a nuisance in this thread soon.

Modified: They re already constituting a nuisance. Such predictable imps.

Wen oda nations re trying to improve an already inproved welfare nd lives of her citizens, these ones here re still discussing Cows. This 21st century Nigeria is still preoccupied wit d issue of cows.

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Politics › Re: Zahra Buhari To Sue Sahara Reporters Over N51 Billion Fraud Story by Numerouno94(m): 4:47pm On Mar 10, 2021

Sue keee u dere. Thief.
All Nigerian politicians re useless, all of them.

Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 29 Yahoo Boys In Awka (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 4:44pm On Mar 10, 2021

This the best time to b an efcc agent.......

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool vs RB Leipzig UCL (2 - 0) On 10th March 2021 by Numerouno94(m): 4:38pm On Mar 10, 2021

Who is tinkin wat i'm tinkin?
Another home bonanza loading..........

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 10-Man FC Porto Knock-out Juventus From The Champions League by Numerouno94(m): 4:33pm On Mar 10, 2021*

FuckThaMod:
3 ucl.. Didn't participate in the first one.
They won a 10 man porto team 3-2
Provide more screenshots

Oga Messi has 4 Champions league title to his name. If u not happy simply go to his house, walk up to his gallery were his title collections nd awards re being kept nd remove d first champions league title..As simple as dat.

Anyways, were is Beverlyjean? can't blif he/she is not on this thread? Wah hapnd? Is it hrt break?

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Sports › Re: Christiana Ronaldo Ia Currently On 50/50 On Whether To Remain In Barcelona by Numerouno94(m): 4:04pm On Mar 10, 2021

Many Yaba left patients re on this platform. By their comments nd posts u shall knw dem.

Politics › Re: Buratai, Olonisakin, Ex-Service Chiefs To Forfeit Salaries As Ambassadors by Numerouno94(m): 3:52pm On Mar 10, 2021

Audio forfeiture.

This Buhari regime tinks we all stupid like his zombies?

For how long will ya'all run from ICC?. This so called immunity against prosecution is for only a limited period of time. Enjoy it while it last.

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Sports › Re: Man City Flop Robinho Sentenced To Nine Years In Prison For Role In Gang Rape by Numerouno94(m): 3:23pm On Mar 10, 2021

That is wat happns wen u tink wit ur DICcKK instead of ur head.

Wit all d fame nd money uv'e acquired ova d years u culd hv gotten any woman of ur choice at d snap of ur fingers.

Discipline is wat u lack. Make discipline nd self control a part of u nd virgina ppl will neva bring u down.

C.Ronaldo wuld hv bn serving his time in jail if not God.

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Romance › Re: Lady Marries Her Ex-Corper Teacher Who Taught Her Geography In SS2 (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 3:12pm On Mar 10, 2021

After thorough nd massive fucking.

Politics › Re: Wakili's Arrest: Fani-kayode Doing The Bid Of His Northern Paymasters – OPC by Numerouno94(m): 2:59pm On Mar 10, 2021

In a saner clime, ppl like FFK, Gumi nd Bauchi state governor wuld hv bn invited by d police for thorough interrogation. They seem to know more than enuf.

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Politics › Re: Rivers State Teachers Protest Over 5 Years Unpaid Salaries (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 2:32pm On Mar 10, 2021*

Kogi state comes to mind.

Nd some jobless miscreants will come online wit d nerve to praise sing these useless politicians.

In Mosdii's voice "Nigerian politicians re useless,all of them".

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Travel › Re: Stowaways Spotted Under A Ship Going To Unknown Destination (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 2:13pm On Mar 10, 2021

Greenback:
That's the only way they can survive it,if they are caught

Exactly. The kind of dangerous risks some ppl subject themselves to all in d name of finding greener pastures abroad is terrifying. Fews years back some illegal migrants were caught at the border in Beni-Enzar, Morocco well hidden in an engine compartment of a car, some were found cramped into a cars glove box, some hiding behind the car's dashboard, some behind a car’s rear seats. Another set were even found in a dumper truck in a dangerous position where they were likely to be crushed.

All attempting to travel to Europe, Spain precisely.

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Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder And Andy Ruiz Jnr Set To Face Each Other In A Return To The Ring by Numerouno94(m): 1:46pm On Mar 10, 2021

paulolee:
guy even messi, koman n d new president no fit put bar 4 dt match....barca fit win bt no go qualify
..make we come ous n face league n copa abeg...we don try

I swear, Buh atleast make we bow out wit our heads up high. We still get Copa final nd league; last last Atletico Madrid go continue to drop points,make Barca no jux loose gaurd for dat league.

Forum Games › Re: Betting: How Much Of Your T-Fare & Lunch Money Did You Spend Here? (Pics) by Numerouno94(m): 1:20pm On Mar 10, 2021*

Never had d luxury of time to visit those game shops. Starved myself at school, raised some bucks nd got my first; a Sega mega drive also known as 16bits. Got tired sold it to a frnd saved up some bucks nd got ps1. Graduated to ps2 nd ps3. Was a king den amongst my frnds. If u misbehave i will tell u " i won't let u play games at my house again" d guy will b like oya sori no vex na cheesy

.Twas fun. Having goosebumps already reminiscing those gud old days..

I play games now via my laptop.

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Travel › Re: Stowaways Spotted Under A Ship Going To Unknown Destination (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 1:07pm On Mar 10, 2021

uptimum123:
Naaah...they actually survived it..it was confirmed on twitter yesterday

Not sure dey got to their destination,mayb dey were caught.

Travel › Re: Stowaways Spotted Under A Ship Going To Unknown Destination (Photos) by Numerouno94(m): 12:54pm On Mar 10, 2021*

Wahala is a replica of Dangote's towel, it doesn't cover ass well.

So many stumbling blocks to their survival; wen dey get to high sea d water level will get to dat point dey re sitting which will flush dem into d sea, or the sea gets rough accompanied by high tides. Is it d raging storm? extreme cold? waves? hunger nd thirst? to name a few. This ain't worth it.

Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder And Andy Ruiz Jnr Set To Face Each Other In A Return To The Ring by Numerouno94(m): 12:52pm On Mar 10, 2021

paulolee:
I know where u are coming from but wilder gat an edge above that ruiz I sa against a.j..
fury won because he knows how to collect jabs and fury Is a very experienced boxer..
Ruiz dt av seen in different bouts dnt know how to receive jabs...my point is dt wilder tactics would be very easy...he jus av to keep throwing dt his deadly punch n i doubt if ruiz can receive 3 of them like fury did..

Ruize is in a very good shape, his lost a lota weight; his no longer a fatty.

Buh he might not b able to withstand Wilders dangerous left hook. Thats d advantage Wilder got over him.

Bro hw Barca match go b 2day? any hope going into dat match?

Politics › Re: PDP Urges Buhari To Hire Mercenaries To Fight Insurgency by Numerouno94(m): 12:38pm On Mar 10, 2021

Sports › Re: Deontay Wilder And Andy Ruiz Jnr Set To Face Each Other In A Return To The Ring by Numerouno94(m): 12:18pm On Mar 10, 2021

paulolee:
wilder go use vex kee dis ruiz gee

Una don start this overhyping again. Naso una push am collect beating frm Tyson Fury hand.
U guys tink Ruize is a push over?. Check Wilder's resume nd hand pick an opponent as worthy as Ruize, aside Fury.

Wilder that is well knwn for cherry picking his opponents b4 a fight. Fury is cherry picking gone wrong. Prior to their first bout, Fury was out of boxing business for a while cos of depression nd drug issues, thus, he was badly out of shape. Wilder saw the loophole nd wanted to feed on it by agreeing to to a fight tinkin Fury will b a walk over; oops, he got d beaten of his life ova a two tier bout.

Politics › Re: Real Reasons Petrol Scarcity, Queues Returned To Nigerian Fuel Stations- PT by Numerouno94(m): 12:08pm On Mar 10, 2021

I tot nairaland zombies said since Buhari came Nigerians no longer xperience queues at fuel stations?

Last week i had to pull over nd brought out my 25litrs, i queued for over an hour b4 i was attended to.

Crime › Re: Herdsmen Shun FCT Open Grazing Ban, Obstruct Traffic by Numerouno94(m): 11:53am On Mar 10, 2021

In this 21st century wen oda nations re tinkin of technological advancements nd breakthrough, makin vaccines against dreadful viruses, improving d standard of living of her citizens, some car manufacturing companies re already producing cars dat runs on solar nd electricity, some re even tinkin of makin cars dat will run on water. Buh in Naija we re still discussing cows?

Abeg does this make sense to u guys? we still dey talk abt ruga? cows dey drag road wit humans?

Naija i hail thy..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 10-Man FC Porto Knock-out Juventus From The Champions League by Numerouno94(m): 12:12am On Mar 10, 2021

maskid:
Cry babystop nagging. Is it because your favorite player did not progress? So UEFA changed Rule because of u?
Go and sleep u will feel better in the morning. No be me talk say make u no dey follow football.

First time ur hearing it indeed.

Mscteeeew

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Sports › Re: Haaland Sets New Champions League Record After Disallowed Goal And Penalty Retak by Numerouno94(m): 12:07am On Mar 10, 2021

I see this guy replacing Lewandoski at Bayern.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 10-Man FC Porto Knock-out Juventus From The Champions League by Numerouno94(m): 12:03am On Mar 10, 2021*

Lemme pitch my tent here nd wait for the elders cos i'm not in d mood for trolling..

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Romance › Re: There Is A Girl That Am Dating We Started Dating 3 Months Ago(Help) by Numerouno94(m): 4:15pm On Mar 09, 2021

Some guys b like "we love eachoda, I luv her nd she luvs me too" Abeg how u take knw say she luv u too? u dey read mind?

I neva fit vouch for myself finish b4 i go vouch for girl.

Pls u guys shuld stop this "i luv her nd she luvs me too". Its annoying.

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Sports › Re: Rohr Invites Sadiq, Uzoho, Musa, 21 Others For Benin, Lesotho Games 21 March by Numerouno94(m): 3:26pm On Mar 09, 2021

kenzysmith:
where is ademola lukman, and informed maja? why call up Musa who is match rusty and unfit victor oshimhen? you then put up a striker who has scored 25 goals in 26 games on standby (Paul onachu) This rohr done smoke bana for hot sun o

I stand wit u on Lookman nd Maja, buh Onuache is a No No for me. His finding difficulty in blending into our team. He has not justified all his previous inclusion. Oda players dey abeg.

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Politics › Re: UK To Return £4.2 Million Ibori Loot To Nigeria by Numerouno94(m): 1:27pm On Mar 09, 2021

afroniger:
The money should not be given to the Delta state government because the same looter (James Ibori) controls all of them in government, including the governor.

Instead they can set up a fund whereby the money would be given as grants to Delta State indigenes, entrepreneurs and masses. If the money is returned to the state government, it will still end up in ibori's pocket because he controls even the state governor.

All these grammar on money that Buhari nd his goons will reloot. They re already salivating.

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