₦airaland Forum

Monogamy:
Waiting for credible source

Keep waiting till they wipe out ur people.

Justdogood:
Kai.

Some of una sabi play rough play.

I just dey imagine say you keep them for your room comot and covered the bucket.
Come back for night and when light no dey,
Only for you to open the bucket and you no see them again.
That is when you will know the meaning of the phrase "investment meets opportunity" I.M.O.

Mad niggar

op, wat do u mean by 7 paps?

opsyswagger:
Nlc
They are not important again
Corruption have taken over from there

They go give them money they go keep quiet

Which way Nigeria

Nigeria losers congress

Strike kee u guys dere. Bunch of clowns whose comfort is eating crumbs frm d
government.

They need more crumbs, hence, the call for this protest.

ASUU i knw, NLC i don't.

Justdogood:
Then leave his house nau. Na by force to remain there?
He even gave you 6months to plan

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Most Nigerians re pathetic, remember how this guy was worshipped after defeating Costa in his last fight; same praise singers re d ones making ridicule of him cos he lost...

Not surprised afterall, wen Joshua lost to Ruize Nigerians made a mess of him, while d British still praised him. Same Idiots started praising his name wen he won back his belts. Nigerians will only remember u in suxes.

kenzysmith:
Barcelona done suffer na lacazette them dey offer them lol next season depay messi lacazette lol messi you got to leave before they disgrace u

. Barca don suffer.

England Coaches nd media hv started wit their exaggerated claims.

DPO Ajao Estate Division and his senior officers in the Division have been redeployed to yet to be disclosed offices in the state for allowing night clubbing at Garbana Club on Sunday, 7th March, 2021.

Buh nairaland mod gave d topic as "Lagos CP Fires DPO, Officers for Allowing Clubbing in their Area".

Abeg wen did fire bcame d synonym of redeploy?

Wen it comes to dishing out bans dats their area of specialization, buh ordinary topic una nor fit draft.

tunize:
It can only happen outside Nigeria. See billionaire marry teacher.

Teachers re well paid in that part of d world.

I'm pretty sure tinx like this happns buh i'm doubting d authenticity of this story..

The fiction was poorly written.

Liverpool has bcom a promiscuous lady, she is now being fvcked by any club she plays against.

If only i dey gamble, i for dey give dere opponents straight win.

nobilis:
Now that you've succeeded in insulting me, I hope you're happier and you appear wiser for it. Huh?
The guy feels he cannot stay with a girl that has had more than 5 men. Good and fine.
But he can stay with a girl that has had more than 20 men but tells him she has had just 2 men, right?
What exactly is the sense in your statement?

You ask your girlfriend a sensitive question and she valued u enough to open up to you and tell you the truth. Even if you're appalled and disappointed, you should realise what risk she took in opening up to you in that manner. I would rather have a slutty but honest girlfriend than an outwardly-saintly liar of a girl.

So all the other good qualities the girl might have have to be discarded and overlooked just because she has slept with 13 men. This is so ridiculous and shallow.

If that girl gets a bf 2moro and her bf asks her this same question, you think she will be honest again? No way. She might say she has had just 2 men and her bf will be rejoicing within himself. Mtcheew!!

Men!
We're our own enemies.

Who even told u shes being honest wit him, she must hv slept wit more dan dat numba of guys she mentioned. For a lady to claim to hv slept wit 13 abi 14guy, i bet u she jux slashed d numba, cos its way more dan dat. I work wit alot of ladies nd i knw wat i'm sayin.

That is eh! The girl sha get mind, she could easily lied her way out. See what being honest cost her.
The guy should have appreciated her for being truthful.

For a lady to hv confessed to her hubby to hv slept wit 14men, i bet u she has slept wit more dan dat, she jux reduced d numba.

was she doin music b4?

Abeg where my girl Eva Alordiah?

NwaAmaikpe:




The only moral of the above picture.

Always wear neat underwear.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt - It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid.

Funi enuf, some clowns actually liked ur foolishness. SMH

Offpoint1:
Beautiful and colorful, wish to marry one of "em.

The mentally enslaved ones will call it barbaric, people who in 100 years time their offspring will have non idea of their roots, but that of the West.

The moment we lost our culture, we've lost our history and root.
The ruins, the moral decay, corruption and reprobates in our society today is as the result of Cultural-Lost.

The preservation of our cultural heritage is good, buh remember some cultural practices re babaric nd harmful, thus, shuld b discarded i.e the killing of twins, burial of a king wit his slaves or domestic servants, human sacrifices to appease d gods, burying alive of a so called "Obanje', female circumcision, tribal markings on d face nd d list is endless. Or do u say we bring back these cultural practices listed above all in d name of preserving our culture?

Its good to preserve our culture, buh lets endeavor to part ways wit d harmful ones.

BUSHYANUS:
She has broken up with me
She says I stay too long at the toilett
but I only spend about 45 minutes at the toilett. I begged her but she says no . Don't you think she is unreasonable?

Bro let go of her cos its obvious u irritates her.

BTW, why do u spend such an amount of tym in d toilet? re u accustomed to using ur fone in d toilet?

Where is Eva Alordiah? My best Naija female rapper.

Dnt listen to Naija songs, aside rap.

MejiLoyon:
The place wey shit dey come from na him these ones dey nack.
Legendary yansh busters.
When punna never finish.
Sweet soft punna
Punna wey get oil
Wey get fat
Wey dey bounce
When if you insert Sim the wey E go take grab the Kini.
The sound when you dey fire and breeze enter inside the punna you come launch your preeq inside with full force that sound fraaaaaaaa, go still ginger you to fire more.
The twist and turns when the thing don enter brain. The ye ye ye ye ye ye please ye ye ye ye ahhh yes ye ye ye from hanty when your gotv connect, na him these ones leave go dey fire bone yansh.

They need deliverance, all of them gays.

Una go spoil PIKINS for dis Nairaland.

Dear Mama ur little boy is going to get u a new ride dis year...By God's grace.

HBD to her..

I dnt joke wit my mama. I luv my mama.

Guys luv nd respect ur mama, treat her like a queen. Dnt allow any virgina person tilt u away frm ur mama..

Simplyleo:
Tinubu's comment is about Lagos.

But citizens of online country will soon start crying over Tinubu and ragos.

But in another news, I understand no water in Enugu, what are our blodas from that side doing about it?

Oga stop posting fake news. Thats a hostel of a tertiary institution pls.

I'm not understanding oo, is Quilox an exotic club on Victoria Island not in Lagos?

Why is Cubana being restricted nd Quilox being allowed to operate?. Same Quilox Burna, CDQ nd Martins had a brawl few days ago.

Nigeria nd double standard.

Wetin b my own self.

U claimed America was formed 17 century ago, 4getting America was also a colonized nation. After America gained her independence were dey dis wicked as a nation? America started d process of becoming America immediately after her independence. Buh take a glance at Nigeria; more dan 60yrs after her independence nd we still backward nd filled wit corruption. Nigeria had neva had it this bad. We becoming more corrupt each day dat passes by. Nd u tink Nigeria will b like America someday? wit d level of corruption nd wickedness we can neva get past dis phase not even 100yrs frm now.

See Nigeria discuss dey give me headache.

wumi2017:
Was even thinking of tattooing your pic sef ,, maybe something nice ( huge money) wl come out of it

Re u whining me? I nor b celeb na. Jux a university lecturer.

Buh lets give it a try na. Shuld i send my pics nd which part of ur body do u intend to get d tattoo done? cos dat will determine d range of d reward.