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wumi2017:

. Yes oo dear. Anything to save life. Bob is d new mmm( money making machine)

wumi2017:

. Yes oo dear. Anything to save life. Bob is d new mmm( money making machine)

My advice for his family, jux make a tattoo of Bobrisky's image on his body nd see wonders.

He/she is d new philanthropist in town.

Bob na the new cash out platform for Naija now oo..

Mayb me go tell am say "Bob dnt mind ur haters,ur d best buh abeg i nid urgent GLK"

Fahdiga:
Some of this people are from other tribes but they usually change their names to Igbo names before traveling out

Nairalanders nd Cruise.

SpecialAdviser:
Those who sentenced him are mad.

Him that carried drug is mad too.

What about sentencing those who consume drug also?

If u caught wit drugs its either u wanna sell it or consume it, Thus, same punishment awaits em both.

That mod desperately forcing Yeye Belo's news down our pharynx u dey try..

Yeye Belo's threads hv filled the front page since yesterday. Wen gud posts dat will do us all gud re languishing nd begging for front page.

Lemme ask the mod dat made this trash possible; to wat gud is dis news to us?


I hope d stipends ur being paid for it is worth it.

I smell lies, u left for a guys house witout t.f?

U mean u left ur house empty handed? unto wat na?

Nd for dat Simp dat gave her 175k i hope ur talking gud care of ur family xpecially ur mum? because if u abandon ur family financially nd b giving virgina ppl 175k; the thunder dat will strike u is still doin push ups.

ken6488:
Imagine oo stupid game, they are playing

We not done wit Buhari dey re tinkin of anoda Buhari raised to d power of 100.

ken6488:
He might be right

President of northern Nigeria

Imagine d temerity. This ppl tink we stupid or wat?
Trying so hard to force Yeye Belo down our throats; a well knwn looter nd a monumental failure.
They want the worst Governor thus far in the history of Nigeria to bcom our President.

Jokers...Indeed President of Northern Nigeria.

Kellyelly1:
May Allah bless Yahaya Bello. Nobody can stop you from becoming our next President. He has the minds of the people at heart.

President of ur household nd not Nigerians President. Paid miscreants.

That mod constantly pushing Yeye Belo's thread to d front page; i wonder how much u being paid. Nd those paid miscreants always praise singing his name una well done ooo.

Wetin all these wealthy Hausa kids they do wit power bikes; u will tink dey hv 9 lives..

Was driving to Idu nd one idiot almost brushed my sweet ride while performing useless stunts along airport road. Car wey never reach 6months.

This one wanna cash out on Tinubu, unfortunately, Tinubu is preoccupied wit his presidential ambition at d moment... OYO is ur case.

Bobrisky for beta for u.

Am xpress dat year, wen NTA was NTA. RIP legend.
BTW old men full dis thread sha.

feezay86:
This is the kind of leader we need as president of Nigeria.....

B carefull wat u wish for.

happiness32:
Omor see leadership
This guy is up and doing
You may not like Bello but he's really playing his cards well and getting into people's minds.
I'm liking this guy

U guys hv started again. Same way u fell for Buhari's antics.

A known criminal is d guy u liking; obviously, Nigerians neva learn.

Nonexistent:
Liars. When did primary school pupils start to dey write names of noise makers?

Ur joking right?

Abi na community secondary school u attend?

Strike kee u guys dere. U almost at bankruptcy nd wanna use d innocent workers to cash out as usual.

Any work that goes out to protest is on his/her own.

If only the workers could hv a unifying voice nd shun these criminals. Good riddance.

Gyong:
Adeshina,suyaman,arewwa,tsephaya etc all attended the same zombie school. It ll be hard to redeemed their soul.

Adeshina is cashing out frm d government, hence, his constant support. Femi has bcom a big tym billionaire via dis government.

Buh the other poor douchebags u mentioned re not part of d government neither re dey cashing out; they re jux supporting d government based on party affiliation, religious nd tribal lines.. They re of the streets.

PERVENCHE:
my brother Cont...
So, some days into receiving treatment, as a sharp Bart guy, I started to survey my environment. I know say fulani no dey get joy if you pock nose into their ish. Mostly their women. Truth be told, not all fulanis are cute but trust me...the ones there were the cute ones. I first started by applying all the sense from 48 laws of power and art of seduction. Firstly, I went anti lia Mohammed; (laughs) for I was not talking at all and always spoke the truth.
Secondly, I went full Buhari on them.(belonging to nobody and to everybody) I never did stir at any one. Mostly their females. I was always looking at the ground and not around. A week into playing dumber than my mark by not being interested in women...the males around let me be and let their guards down. You see fulani girls, they are humane like all. They have lust, fantasies, libido, inhibitions etc. Culture have only buried all these under but it is there. Right there if you are Easter enough to resurrect the forbidden in them. Boy oh boy did I. Though truth be told, it was not all by my guile and sabiness. Halima too was a curious one and na curiosity them say dey dey kill cat.

Knowing I was a safe mark and all my doings was incognito, she secretly swallowed the bait (my phone) and and was in my net. *redpillers! I no dash her phone oh! She only use to watch movies and return it with empty battery, com'on! Android phone was a big saucer in 2012.

You see enh! The cows must eat, they must roam, and the men will have to take them, Friday's became my favourite day of all days because all will leave the area for prayers and I would be alone. Bishes will always be bishes and trust the Rihana in young girls. Halima will stick around.

Well, before I delve further, there were those looks she would give me. Those look filled with secrets.

To be cont...

Ur a gud writer my guy. Keep it up.

PERVENCHE:
Retro
In 2012, I was down with a strange chest illness. Probably, from doing too many joints. Was so sick conventional medicine was not effective. Trust my mum and her ears for gossip. Through her street savvy ears, we got to know a fulani traditional healer in Toro LGA of Bauchi state. A drive away from Jos.

Not to bore with all the roller coaster of how I got there and the efficacy of the treatment which was God sent. I stayed there for a month with the fulanis. Though, I was not allowed to live with the fulani family coz you know them and their crass for we the other Nigerians, I had access to them daily and then I met Halima. Goodness me! Holy molly! I will die happy for having the luck to be amongst the 1st barge to sample are tight warm pùssy. If na fine, she fine die! If na shape, as she slim na so she thick and curvy join.

I know, you want to know how I got to break her defences and all that...well, even unbeaten Man city too dey conceive goal once in a while.

Well, will surely narrate all in the morning if the topic is still trending.

See sweet gist. Abeg come Finnish am.

illicit:
Some fulani look like Yoruba sef....

Hausa gals typically speaks Hausa lol

When u fvck her she say Wayo Ala....

Yankuri, yankuri....

Guy u jux burst my brain wit laughter. Wen u depressed jux visit nairaland.. Cruise land.

LMS1:
This guy your mumu nor be here o,
Cant you ignore some things in your life?
All your comment shows you are a big goober who is so jobless that you jump from comments to comments expressing your Deplated And fraustrating ass on how i typed and expressed myself in my thread.
if you behave fake because you are in the midst of large Audience you then good for you.
as for me i've got no issues on how i express myself.
am Nigerian, am native, am pidgin, and am in NAIRALAND.
So atleast 90% of viewers here understand pidgin quite well
and thankGod they all read and comprehend that i bought killed and ate a tortoise.
If you want me to rewrite the thread using correct pronounciations, grammers and punchlines then you opt to
Create your own YANKEELAND.COM and register wole soyinka or patrick obahighon there.
dont be talking as if my papa school fees na waste when your own certificate cant even get u a job that will make you comfortably buy Even N1000 Suya.
NONSENSE AND SPARGETTII!

Bro, ignore those niggarrs...

LMS1:
na so na, u know say we nor get two lives.
atleast wen i die i fit Brag wit angel gabriel say "nor try me oo, you know the kind tortoise wey i chop for earth?"
LWKMD!

lmao.. U go tell am say " Angel Gabu, give me respect oo cos as u dey see me so i don chop 50yrs old tortoise for earth"

I dey feel ur style, he gud make person xplore abeg.

LMS1:
So Guys I Was Tired Of Lalasti.clala Showing Us The Snake People Killed,
Thats Why This Tortoise Catched My Attention And I Decided To Buy It
Actually I Traveled To Bayelsa Last Weekend To Visit A Friend When I Spotted A Lady Trying To Sell This Tortoise By The Roadside,
We Pulled Over And She Told Us Its N5,000 Last Price.
I Am Not Use To Tortoise So I Decided To Buy Out Of Curiusity Since We Had A Neighbor Who Knows How To Prepare It Anywere
Funniest Thing Is That The Poor Animal Has Been Digested Since.
Na Only Him Shell Remain Sef!
Omo Tortoise Bone Strong Die

My main Niggarr...U mean say u chop dat old creature? omo u try ooo.

FreeSpirited:
Yep I dint read the article

Ok. No vex for my outburst. peace bro.

The mod wey bring this come front page...nawaooo

Marry her nd dat "sir" will bcom "hey"

Una never knw Naija babes wit pretence.