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kaludestiny10:
Please can a fake doctor successfully remove one kidney from a human without serious complications?
My answer to the question is no. There is more to this doctor's story.

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OJEEMAH:
under normal circumstance, Messi should not have participated in 2022 FIFA Awards but then winning the World Cup in December which was still within FIFA calendar for the award changed everything.

That was why he didnt contest for Balon D’or cos it was done shortly before the World Cup in November

Tanx boss. I'm in full grasp of the situation.

Maforgreats:
I love Messi die, but this praise long dieee ah ahh

Hahahahahaha. Na me even trim am down to 50. The tin reach 500.

[quote author= post=125807587]Below is our own Top 12 Nigerian Musicians Who Couldn't Seized The Moment


Korede Bello.
Chidinma..
Timi Dakolo.
Jesse Jagz.
Solid star.
Darey.
Lil' Kesh.
Eva Alordiah.
Sean Tizzle.
Sauce Kid.
Waje
Cynthia Morgan....

We hope they bounce back one of these day though,
Every dog has its day.

We Rise. [/quote]Nice list manna, buh don't u tink Dakolo has actually done well for himself ?

And as for Darey Alade, I tinks he does music on a part time level, and his kind of music is not really appreciated in this part of the world, Nigerians love party jams and noise. If Darey were to b based in the US, that guy would have bn an RnB legend.

Franzinni:
Nothing destroys an artist more than to unblow, to reach Men-O- Pause in the limelight becasue people will always delight in ridiculing you. You become a has been, and you will have no choice than to come down to earth and move among mortals once again but this time you will be recognized anywhere you go as a topic in hair salons and bars.

Op you didn't add
Eva alordia
Solid star
Cynthia morgan (pure talent)

At least they had SUBSTANCEial progress

Eva Alordia the rap goddess. She was my favorite female rapper.
Cynthia Morgan the phenomenal lady. Can't explain wat happened to her.

ThierryJay:
Yes he won it already earlier this year. But this particular award ceremony will hold early next year however voting commences from this year.

Haaland should win it cos Messi already won it this year based on World cup.

cc: Numerouno94

Tanx boss for the clarification. I fully get it now.

Boss it's been a while oo. I miss those ur diss track wey u dey give Penaldogs.

AImiron:
Hi bro, he won The Best FIFA Men's Player award 2022 after captaining Argentina to glory at the FIFA World Cup. However, this is 2023 prize award as the qualification period is between December 19 in 2022 and August 20 in 2023. So the World Cup won’t be a criteria, his club’s performance only. He might win or Haaland fit win am, cos he don already win ballon d’or, it’s fair if they give it to Haaland but if dem give us we go celebrate

Now I understand. Tanx bro. My ever reliable Almiron.🤝🤝

Kingosytex:
Sorry please, how many FIFA the best awards are they organizing this year?
I thought Leo already won this award sometime this year.

Meself dey confused at the moment.

Ojeemah, Almiron abeg help us clarify this.

AImiron:
according to Fifa, World Cup no Dey part of the criteria. I think Haaland would win this cos Leo don already win ballon d’or

Bro pls wat is the difference between FIFA best player Messi won earlier this year and this particular award? because Messi actually won FIFA the best few months back.

obembet:
Who be werey wey put Messi ahead of Rolando?

Na Gidt go punish that person

U go explain tire.

seunmohmoh:
Joyner lucas lyrics comes to mind. “Wonder Why you give us life for you to take it from us”

Devil's work. One of my favorites jams.

Haters expecting Bolivia to defeat Messi's led Argentina will b left disappointed yet again. Condolences to all Messi haters aka Penaldogs.

Almiron hw fr, hope u stream our game ba?

Slynation:
Sure say nobi to go carry Bolivia straight win... I remembered when Messi experienced fatigue and vomitted on the pitch due to high altitude...!!

My guy hope say u no try am?

Padipadi:
Argentina must lose tonight

How market na?

Kingosytex:
I can still make it as professional footballer o!
Lemme go and start training

If Abubakar of Cameroon is 26 years then I still have hope
Congrats Leo! There are levels to this money.
Below is 24 year old striker from Uganda, I still get hope

Abeg I wan b ur agent.

1) "They tell me that all men are equal in God’s eyes, this player makes you seriously think about those words." - soccer commentator Ray Hudson

2) "I have never seen anyone like Leo Messi. He is a miracle from God! I like it when he does his things on the field. It's not jealousy - I feel good, for instance, when he nutmegs someone." - Arda Turan

3) "Is Messi a real player or a PlayStation character?" - Radamel Falcao

4) "I like Messi a lot, he’s a great player. Technically, we’re practically at the same level." - Pele

5) "Once they said they can only stop me with a pistol. Today you need a machine gun to stop Messi." - Hristo Stoichkov

6) "Messi is the Mozart of soccer." - Radomir Antic

7) "It is clear that Messi is on a level above all others. Those who do not see that are blind." - Xavi

"For me, to watch Messi play is a pleasure – it’s like having an orgasm – it’s an incredible pleasure." - Luis Figo

9) "Barca will never have a player like Messi again. Messi’s greatness is present on and off the field of play." - ex-Barcelona president Sandro Rosell

10) "This Barca will be remembered as Messi’s Barca. He’s well above anything else I’ve ever seen. He’s an alien." - Carles Puyol


11) "Messi is the best in the world without any doubt and for me the history of soccer." Luis Enrique

12) "Messi is God, as a person and even more as a player. I knew him when he was a boy and I’ve watched him grow. He deserves it all." - Samuel Eto'o

13) "Although he may not be human, it’s good that Messi still thinks he is." - Javier Mascherano

14) "Newton and Einstein had a certain level of autism - I hope that, like them, Messi surpasses himself every day and continues to give us his beautiful brand of soccer." - Romario

15) "Life with Leo is prettier, of another colour." - Barcelona president Josep Maria Bartomeu

16) "There are three or four important things in life: books, friends, women… and Messi." - Portuguese writer Antonio Lobo Antunes

17) "Seeing Messi play is like watching a video game… What Messi does on a soccer field is simply unthinkable… The way he walks from side to side, and once he sees an opportunity, he simply creates magic." - tennis superstar Victoria Azarenka

18) "He is an anomaly. The rest will have to wait until he falls off a little bit.” - Edgar Davids

19) "At this point I’m starting to believe that Messi is tightly related to Clark Kent." - Bar Rafaeli

20) "Messi is class. There is him, and then there is the rest. What he does is extraordinary." - Franck Ribery


21) "We give him the ball and stand back and watch. People often say to me they saw Pele and Maradona play. In the future, I will be able to say I saw Messi play." - Thiago Alcantara

22) "He is always going forwards. He never passes the ball backwards or sideways. He has only one idea, to run towards the goal. So as a soccer fan, just enjoy the show." - Zinedine Zidane

23) "He sees passes that most people can only see whilst watching the game on TV, not ones that you can normally see on the pitch." - Tata Martino

24) "He does not really seem human to me." - Luis Enrique

25) "For the world of soccer, Messi is a treasure because he is a role model for children around the world… Messi will be the player to win the most Ballons d’Or in history. He will win five, six, seven. He is incomparable. He’s in a different league." - Johan Cruyff

26) "I have played against Platini, Maradona, Cruyff and played with George Best — a lot of big names, but none of them has been able to do what Messi does. Two years ago I said that the best player I played against was Maradona and the best player I have played with was Bestie. But I can now say I have never seen a player as good as Messi. He’s in a league of his own." - Former Tottenham star Gerry Armstrong

27) "Who’s better, Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo? Messi. Ronaldo is good, but Messi is 10 times better." - Klaas-Jan Huntelaar

28) "Diego [Maradona] filled us with emotions. But between the cracks, without doubt, Messi is better than Maradona." - Diego Simeone

29) "There is no doubt, you’re from another galaxy. Thanks Leo." - Maxi Rodriguez

30) "Who is the Best Player in the World? Leo Messi. Who is the Best Player Ever? Leo Messi." - Arsene Wenger


31) "I have seen the player who will inherit my place in Argentine soccer and his name is Messi. Messi is a genius." - Diego Maradona

32) "Messi does not need his right foot. He only uses the left and he’s still the best in the world. Imagine if he also used his right foot, Then we would have serious problems." - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

33) "Fella’s a genius. Best ever by a distance in my life time. Never really saw Pele… Souness, Gullit, Venables and now Rooney agree Messi is the best they have seen. He plays a game with which we are not familiar." - Gary Lineker

34) "I played with Romario, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, Laudrup and Stoichkov but Messi is the best I’ve seen." - Albert Ferrer

35) "It feels good to be in the same generation as him. I believe he’s the best player in the history of the sport." - Gerard Pique

36) "Messi defies the laws of anatomy, he must have an extra bone in his ankle." - Carlos Bilardo

37) "Lionel Messi is quite clearly the best player ever. It’s a pleasure to pit myself against him and when I finish my career it’s something I can look back on and know I’ve tested myself against the very best." - John Terry

38) "In my entire life I have never seen a player of such quality and personality at such a young age, particularly wearing the ‘heavy’ shirt of one of the world’s great clubs... Before a game, you can plan for everything. But Messi can produce a move that no-one expects and change the game in an instant." - Fabio Capello

39) "Messi is better than Maradona; he is more complete, more consistent, more spectacular. He is reinventing the game – a mix of the real and the virtual." - Tostão

40) "I am not crazy enough to compare myself with Messi because he is the best there ever was and the best there will ever be." - Mario Gomez


41) "I was a big fan of Maradona growing up and of the current crop Ronaldo is good but Messi is the best I’ve ever seen. I don’t dish out praise lightly but Messi deserves it. I look for weaknesses in his game and I can’t find them." - Roy Keane

42) "Messi is the best player ever. And this is said by someone who has seen Maradona and Pele play." - AC Milan chief Adriano Galliani

43) "He is the best in the world. soccer seems easy when he plays it." - Bacary Sagna

44) "I wear the number 10 Jersey for the US National Team in honour of the Greatest athlete I have ever seen: Messi." - Kobe Bryant

45) "The only bad thing about Ronaldo’s life is Messi. If it was not for him, Ronaldo would be the best player in the world for five years in a row." - Felipe Scolari

46) "I can’t believe anyone can have played the game of soccer as well as Messi." - Michael Owen

47) "Messi is a genius. He has everything. When I watch him, I see a player who is very, very, skilful, very clever and his left foot is like Diego Maradona’s." - Franz Beckenbauer

48) "Messi or Cristiano? Cristiano Ronaldo is very good, but I prefer Messi. He’s incredible." - Gheorghe Hagi

49) "Comparing CR7 to Messi is an exercise of ignorance in soccer. Messi is Messi and others, soccerers." - Spanish manager Miguel Angel Lotina

50) "The other day I saw one of his games. He was running with the ball at a hundred per cent full speed, I don’t know how many touches he took, maybe five or six, but the ball was glued to his foot. It’s practically impossible." - Real Madrid legend Raul

Bonus: "Don't write about him, don't try to describe him. Just watch him." - Pep Guardiola

QuinModah:
=N=80,000 job in Sokoto is equivalent to =N=400k job in Abuja or Lagos when you take into consideration cost of living like accommodation, transport and feeding most especially in Lagos.

If you already have the job you can go otherwise 'hold the vulture when you get for hand before you begin find local fowl when you never see catch'.

Oga! This country hard now. Please 🙏 manage the one you see with your physical eyes.


Good morning!

Gud advice but N80,000 job in Sokoto is not equivalent to N400k job in Abuja or Lagos. Never.

imam07:
whether is fake news or not. How does it connects to your daily livelihood? If d news is true will u even comment at all. U are one of d people who loves hearing bad news about people. What do u gain from it? I am not only directing my comment to u alone but others too. Things happening thousands of miles away and u put it on your head as if it affects u. U closed eyes on issues happening at your backyard.

whether is fake news or not. How does it connects to your daily livelihood?

At bolded, re u for real? So because it doesn't connect to my livelihood means I should shy away from a cancer eating deep into the fabrics of the society.

Now, I will 4give ur ignorance and skul u abit.

Fake news, or information disorder, makes the truth hard to find, and can also be one of the leading sources of danger to personal security. Understanding the nuances of fake news can help us recognize it and mitigate harmful effects.

While some examples of fake news seem innocent or just an attempt at fun, a lot of fake news can be damaging, malicious and even dangerous.

Fake news is created to change people’s beliefs, attitudes, or perceptions, so they will ultimately change their behavior. If you believe fake news, then someone else drives your beliefs and decisions. Also, in some parts of the world, there can be legal consequences for publishing and sharing fake news.

In conclusion, fake news is a pandemic that should b nipped in the bud.

Like I earlier stated, ur ignorance has bn 4given. Enjoy ur day Mr Imam07. And by the way, money is not my problem ok? Something does not have to affect my daily livelihood b4 I will have a say. Gracias.

AImiron:
Penadogs tears too sweet 🤣😂😂😂

Tasty and yummy.....

AImiron:
He don old make e go siddon, but no he go wan stat pad. Nah the only to nurse his bruised ego.
Good morning bro

Morning my boss, hope u had a great night.

This revelation they actually pepe Penaldogs aka fake news purveyors. See cries for ur mention.

Fake news is a disease. It's like a cancer which must not b given a chance in our society. Fake news and it's purveyors must b nipped in the bud. God bless Almiron for this revelation.

imam07:
Why are u people behaving like kids everywhere

I'm behaving like a kid because I'm not in support of fake news? Do u know the number of damages fake news have done to the world?

I can't blif I'm being referred to as a kid for calling the purveyors of fake news out.🤔🤔

AImiron:
lmao boss, he missed out on SUI!!! 😂🤣😂

It's obvious now that Goncalo Ramos can actually fill the void. Make Pendu they allow that young lad dey get Playing time too na. Must u play all the matches, even against minors?

AImiron:
Penado is a selfish basssstard. He go dey cry behind doors right now cos he’s unable to play against his favorite team Luxembourg

Swears bro. Especially seeing his side whipping Luxembourg by 9 goals to zero. Baba go they cry say him no they pitch to tap in goals and drink him favourite penal-tea.

AImiron:
Sick fanbase, they will report anything to get attention, innocent people are dying dem dey spread rumor say desert lord open hotels for free shelter.

Y’all penadogs screaming the media love Messi, this was Goaldotcom X account calling Messi “Pessi”, in 2020. He don use success shut em all of up, now they got no choice, but internet no Dey forget, even if una develop sudden dementia we go Dey remind y’all with receipts.

Penaldogs re the most shameless liars in the history of mankind. Their lies and propaganda can make a blind man regain his sight. Devil they learn from them, swears!!.🥱🥱

Kingozymandias:
This is what happens when ypu imbibe Impúity by mixing with Kafirs too deeply. I didn't say don't have Kafir acquaintances you can but do not mix too deeply with them .

Treat them as you would a lost cattle or child . Do not allow their ways seem harmless to you

Pray a halal life always

Who re these kafirs by the way?🤔🤔

Kobojunkie:
So sure? Comprehension dey illude you abi wetin?

It's either u can't comprehend ur own comment or ur ITK is simply making a mess of u.

ITKJunkie.

Kobojunkie:
So two consenting adults choose to record themselves having sexial intercourse, then one of then decides afterwards to release the video to the public? And people go click, watch, and then come dey complain about wetin exactly? Na wa ooo... see people with too much time on their hands abeg.

This man lives in the U.S. and has 2 children, yet he felt to release a sex tape of himself with a woman who is not the mother of his kids. Is that what a responsible father who even has a daughter ought to do? And if it turns out the videos were released without the consent of the woman in the video, this man could face criminal charges.

U sounding so sure like he was the culprit behind the released tape. So many a times we have seen ladies codedly releasing their own sex tape to the public for reasons best known to them.

APOPTOSIS:
This is more of love-making than sex to me.
In casual sex, wombs are shifted, it's like an Olympic game. No affection nor emotions are attached. Men don't make love to prostitutes, they rather have casual sex with them and walk away like they will never meet again.

However, love-making goes beyond vigorous exercise and miles per hour. In it, there's romance and ambience, with exquisite candlelighting, pheromones impulsivity, angelic beddings and roses as facilitators.

So, I can deduce he was probably making Love to her. Love-making is sensual & erotic. U don't shift the womb of a woman you Love. Never!
That of the other Yoruba Lady called Tiwa can also be likened to Love-making. You could see the fantasy, orchestra and unrelenting ever ready erogenous centers that were inflamed.

You must Choose your intercourse wisely.
Some Ladies are built for casual sex while some are designed for Love-making. For example, a lady that stinks has nothing to do with Love-making, else the odor will be more marked.

Apoptosis: Prof Emeritus.

Sprints3:
yes oo Pele, Socrates, cerezo, Romario, R9, Carlos, Cafu, dinho, neymar,

Garrincha, Bebeto, Rivaldo, Zico, Dunga, Adriano, Ze Roberto, Juninho etcetera.

Most Brazilian players were household names back in the days.

OJEEMAH:
no wahala bro. I understand. Man must hustle na.

I de alright ooh….hope you are good?

Yes bro, I'm gud, all thanks to God. How the hustling?

Where them Scripted FC?

OJEEMAH:
😂😂

How far na

Bro I dey fine oo. No vex say I no dey too halla u. Na tyt schedule. Omo, Messi jux they give us joy and bragging rights. Messi jux they press penaldogs neck.

How is my oga doing?