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@Huc,

I don’t care what anyone thinks; that’s was a funny post . It will be even funnier after the match on Sunday. Bear in mind that a draw in OT is as good as a win for us (for the purpose of this internet feud ). Run and hide, Huc; run and hide – and take your mates with you.

*And please, please, NO Gunner really wants to see you dance naked (except a big pot and boiling water are also involved). Save that special ‘treat’ for the Man U fans who will, in their customary manner, blow kisses your way . You lot know how you do (nudge nudge, wink wink – I’ll say no more). For your sake, I hope it’s not cold out.*


@Gunner 89

AMEN, loyal soldier. Gunners Together, Gunners Forever.


@Chxta,

This Chxta sef. Leave me naa. Meanwhile, thanks for memorialising that quote from Huc. It cannot now be, erm, ‘adjusted’.


@Kitaun,

kitaun:
@Lordimpaq

You have not yet rendered your apologies on the chants rendered by Nutter which you called Crap, am a little surprised that you don't know the song and you went ahead criticizing the way you did, PLS DO THAT, THANX

Thank you. I thought I was the only one deeply offended by that misguided critique.


In your Manchester slums,
In your Manchester slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Manchester slums.

@Mariory,

1. There is no 'Blind Trusts Miscellaneous Regulations Law' in the Nigerian Constitution.

2. Even if there was, the insulation provided by ‘Blind Trust’ would not apply after the concerned party has assumed office.

*Please read the articles again. This issue is properly deconstructed. See, for instance, this portion:

The major portion of our laws that deal with conduct of public officers is as contained in Schedule 5 of the Nigerian Constitution. Permit me to quote some relevant sections which provides inter alia: Section 1 - "A public officer shall not put himself in a position where his personal interest conflicts with his duties and responsibilities? Section 6 (1) A public officer shall not ask for or accept property or benefits of any kind for himself or any other person on account of anything done or omitted to be done by him in the discharge of his duties. Section 7 (b) The President or Vice-President, Governor or Deputy Governor, Minister of the Government of the Federation or Commissioner of the Government of a State, or any other public officer who holds the office of a Permanent Secretary or head of any public corporation, university, or other parastatal organisation shall not accept any benefit of whatever nature from any company, contractor, or businessman, or the nominee or agent of such person. Section 8 - No persons shall offer a public officer any property, gift or benefit of any kind as an inducement or bribe for the granting of any favour or the discharge in his favour of the public officer's duties. Section 9 -   A public officer shall not do or direct to be done, in abuse of his office, any arbitrary act prejudicial to the rights of any other person knowing that such act is unlawful or contrary to any government policy. Section 11 (1) Subject to the provisions of this Constitution, every public officer shall within three months after the coming into force of this Code of Conduct or immediately after taking office and thereafter (a) at the end of every four years; and (b) at the end of his term of office, submit to the Code of Conduct Bureau a written declaration of all his properties, assets, and liabilities and those of his unmarried children under the age of eighteen years. Section 11 (2)   Any statement in such declaration that is found to be false by any authority or person authorised in that behalf to verify it shall be deemed to be a breach of this Code. Section 11 (3) Any property or assets acquired by a public officer after any declaration required under this Constitution and which is not fairly attributable to income, gift, or loan approved by this Code shall be deemed to have been acquired in breach of this Code unless the contrary is proved. Section 13. A public officer who does any act prohibited by this Code through a nominee, trustee, or other agent shall be deemed ipso facto to have committed a breach of this Code.

In view of the above, an illegal act was indeed committed when Transcorp shares were acquired, just as illegal acts were committed when both the Presidential Library and Private University were launched.

*Glaring questions thrown up by King Kong’s activities include (but are not limited to): (a) Why the denial of his ownership of Transcorp shares until it became all too obvious, and (b) Why is he divesting now (let’s assume he really is) if his actions were above board?

Mariory:
So what part of this document does it go against?
http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:1aWQMv3goIgJ:unpan1.un.org/intradoc/groups/public/documents/CAFRAD/UNPAN004656.pdf+Code+of+Conduct+%2B+nigeria&hl=en&gl=uk&ct=clnk&cd=1&client=firefox-a

or in pdf format
http://unpan1.un.org/intradoc/groups/public/documents/CAFRAD/UNPAN004656.pdf

@Mariory,

Did you read your link at all? I suggest you start reading from page 3. Your link destroys your argument. You shouldn't have posted it.

@joshO,

We really shouldn’t be having any kind of debate on this matter. There is an obvious conflict of interest. That conflict is as clear as day! See the links below. The second is a compendium of articles which are unanimous in their condemnation of this all-too-nigerian practice. It is time for us to speak the truth. Support King Kong and Okereke all you want but please don’t think for a moment that everyone is eager to swallow the nuggets of your blind allegiance.

http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/opinion/editorial/2006/aug/24/editorial-24-08-2006-001.htm

http://www.dawodu.com/aluko142.htm


*If there is any inaccuracy in these articles as presented, please let me know.*

Mariory:
Exactly! This is what I don't understand. He stated openly that he would invest from day one. He did so via his company. So what exactly is the problem with his investemnt? Did it break a law in the constitution?

Yes, it goes against Code of Conduct regulations. Okereke shouldn't be Chairperson either. It flies in the face of international standards on every fundamental level. But, as we all know, anything is possible in nigeria. As soon as King Kong leaves office, Transcorp will commence its slow, agonizing death. That much is certain.

@2finefortosh and Ugwumba,

The pair of you are in so much trouble.  Toshman must hear of this private exchange business. Ugwumba, you had better start karate lessons. Nothing else will save you. Nwanne a diro na nka.

_{*Clears throat in an Igbo way*} On behalf of my Chairman, I am happy to announce the launch of the campaign for the ‘re-tinyere-ing’ of that photo. (Applause).

Donations to the ‘Save the Photo Foundation’ will be appreciated. Our motto, as suggested by the Honourable Chair, is 'Leeekwa Obi'!

_{Biko, cash not cheques and Pounds not Dollars (or Euros – Ugwumba take note). Ngwa . . . get a move on, people!}


Igbo Ndewo!!!

Not jealousy nne, 'concern' 

I leave the jealousy to The Tosh. You go hear weeen!

Which new pics? Una don dey do private exchange? I don't like that oh. I bet Tosh wouldn't either. Ah, ah!

Ray, I'm afraid for you oh.

Fear lepa girls oh!

He sure was; he sure was.

Hmmm . . . .

lordimpaq:
@nutter

whatever, even if it is the real arsenal song, its crap,

Thank you, terrace chant expert. As you are too big to apologise to a well-loved team with a massive following, I’ll leave you to get rid of the egg on your face in your private moment.

I'm Arsenal till I die,
I'm Arsenal till I die,
I know I am,
I'm sure I am,
I'm Arsenal till I die.

No, I  really don't remember what the song was called. I tried to forget it as quickly as possible. It shouldn't be very hard to find it online though. If you have any trouble finding it, it's probably because Charlotte's managers are trying to hide the evidence. 

1. You complain that the song sounds like a hymn but if you pay closer attention, you will find that most terrace chants have their roots firmly in hymns.

2. You question my song writing skills for no reason. At no point did I (even remotely) suggest that the song was written by me. That song which you are so dismissive about has been chanted by diehard Gunner fans from terraces up and down the country (and wider Europe) for over 50 years! Are you sure you are a true Gunner?!! What do you know about our terrace chants? Have you ever been to a game?

3. This same chant is used (with modification) by many other teams in the Premiership and lower divisions.

What say you to that, Mr. Lordimpaq a.k.a song critic?

*You need to apologise to all Gunners for calling our song (which is older that you!) silly, stupid and 'crap'. How dare you!
*Next time, do not question my Arsenal pedigree!

What rubbish.

2fine4u:
haha nutter u got jokes so i took an inhumane action ehn kwa?

Ehen now. Of course!

2fine4u:
neways if yall guys post yo pics so i can see what yall look like then i will put yall's fave pic back on

Is that the idea? Ok, I will wait for my chairman to do something in this regard before I perform.

2fine4u:
dang guys love fo boobs is outrageous what's so special about boobs? what's the secret behind yalls love fo it?

No, no, no. You are mistaken. O ife ndiocha na kpo the 'aesthetic quality' of the foto. I really liked the background. That's why. Nothing else! Eziokwu!

2fine4u:
cha cha cha cha Umu Igbo Kwenu, nuonu, rienu, taanu ehhaaaaa ooo. Igbo oga adiri unu mma ooo, mana ututu, abali, ehihe and mgbe nile ooo.

Na lie o. Don't greet us after what you did. Return to sender. 

Before you can say Shagamu - LOL

Stop that, nuggard! Don't make me report your post to the moderator 

BTW, why have you lot stolen Arsenal songs and changed the words? That's just sad.

aloib:
exactly i was going to ask, because i'm not really a fan of hers, but my kuya likes him, does seh sing rock

She tried to sing rock. She failed miserably. Plus she annoys me generally. I don't know why.

iice:
Yea all the more interesting.

Really? Is that so? Ok. He can't get me though. I'm covered.

Yeah, the bomb set by the hand of Lucifer.

Oh, ok. I for wash my hands off you now now.

Who are your type of people? I hope Charlotte Church isn't one of them?!

I acquired a ‘taste’ for rock a while ago. My favourites are:

Coldplay (very smooth, very nice!), Green Day (very militant, very passionate), Bon Jovi (the best!), Nirvana (Cobain – rocker to the end. The twit!), Aerosmith (first love – remember that song from Armageddon? Deeeep!), Maroon 5 (what happened to them?), RHCP (Californication – dodgy song title but quite good), Nickleback (this is how you remind me . . . tra la la . . . simply fantastic!). Rock rocks!

*I grudgingly accept that the first single by The Darkness was quite good*
*I don’t like heavy metal*
*I detest Marilyn Manson.* 
*I hate when they start spitting in cups and passing it round for fans to drink! Those groupies will do anything!
*I hate when they bite off the heads of chickens and bats. That Ozzy Osborne fella is a complete lunatic!*
*The minute Charlotte Church is prevented from singing (or attempting to sing) another rock song, the minute I can flick to the music channel on my TV without any sense of dread.*

Rock On!

Divide it.

As difficult as it may be to accept, it has to be said that Mourinho is far more entertaining than the Chelsea style of play.