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Do I? Do I really?

@2finefortosh,

Nne, onwe ka i si eme o . Why iji wepu foto anyi? Why? Maka gini? Maka why? O di kwa quite selfish e resortu to dat inhumane action without consulting us . Ke ife ilo? I furo ka toshman si ebe . Very inhumane. Biko, je 're-tinyere' foto anyi before o se mu na gi.  

*Gosh, it takes me ages to type in Igbo*


@The Tosh,

Ke kwanu foto nke gi? Gosi anyi ka anyi me gi assess. Egwu a tuna gi. Anyi ga di very gentle. Moreover, o ego bu mma nwoke so no shaking.


@Chxta,

Bia nwokem, I di sure na I bu ony'igbo ? I di sure na I buro onye ofe mmanu ? Gbachi mu nkiti. Nnoo.


@Aloib,

Yoruba by heart but Igbo by crush. That was very funny.

OK. We'll continue to play in the Premiership while you lot continue your struggle in Serie B.

Don't cry for me Abramovich,
the truth is I cannot stand you,
all through my wild days,
your mad existence,
we’ll take your Bridge,
with no resistance.

Eboue, Kolo,
African Warriors,
Lehman, Lehman,
Germany's Pride,
Wearing shades on the day,
Will keep out sweat from Rooney
And grease from Ronaldo’s hair!

@Ally 1,

Other blokes are asking for your hand and you told them to wait instead of saying no? You sure you want to get married to your fella - or is it that you just want to get married?

otokx:
which is a lie from the pit of HELL

My goodness! That's so funny!

Tick, toc, tick, toc . . .

A profile modification seems to have been made . Calm can now return to this thread – just when I was beginning to have me a good time 

@Donzman,

I am one of those you referred to. I write Igbo as I speak it so I’ve made loads of spelling and grammatical errors for sure. Bear with us. It is a learning process.

Oh yeah, welcome to Nairaland and do keep an eye out for ‘idi’ the ‘amin’ .

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Santa is an Arsenal fan and has moved to Emirates, hey!

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it’ll be to see Great Arsenal whip Man U - hey!!



GO GUNNERS . . . CAAAM ON!

Chxta:
Erm, is Nutter not an Arsenal fan?

Yes? And? You are about to say Arsenal hasn’t done so well this season, aren’t you? Well, the season is still young. Soon there will be a separation: wheat from chaff, men from boys. Please don’t compare Juve’s travails to Arsenal’s? Arsenal is playing in a league they deserve to be in. They didn’t connive with any to be in The Premiership. If Arsenal was in Division 1, would they have been doing as badly as Juve? Ermm. . . no! So, what is the difference? Juve is doing badly in a league it is supposed to be superior to while Arsenal is not doing well (yet!) in a league comprising ‘equals’.

Despite our current position, Gunners can still hold their heads up. Juventinos on the other hand cannot do that. Their heads are weighed down by guilt, shame and hair spray. Simple, really.


GO GUNNERS!

We’re Arsene Wenger’s Red Army! Caaam On!

Ugwumba:
@ hewu, gettochyk, ihem mere gi chefuo. m na ransi, ebe obi ne mem paulina, paulina.

ndo biko, eme kwala ya 300. eme chielam onu.

Ehmmm, hapu nkazu, owuru n'oge mebi ihe. nkiru ezuola (infact, odi too much 4 otu onye).

LOL!

. . . and pati?

Tosh, tosh,

I ka cho numba Just2finefortoshmanitcanneverwork? I nye m obele ego dika 400 Pounds I will sort you out. Aftarall, mu na gi bu nwanne. Rapu ghettochyk o. O kwa fake numba ka o ji. Udili fake numba umu nwanyi na e nye gi na club. Okwa I wota? 

Happy birthday Mama! You remain one of the voices of sanity on this forum. Have a good one!

Happy birthday (for yesterday) pati and (for tomorrow) aloib. Many more years for the pair of you.

@2finefortoshman,

Ke nke I na chiputa m uku n’ilo like this ? Ok, a dim sorry e reveali our secret .Mgbe anyi kpa a gam e nye gi ezibote apology. I ma ka anyi si eme . No shaking. 

@Ugwumba nwannem,

I di very funny . Chere Uju nnoo. Ndiocha si na patience bu virtue botu ebe uche gi di adiro virtuous cha cha o!

@ghettochyk,

O so so 200 dollars ? Okwa i ma na Pounds bu daddy ego ? 200 dollars bu obele ife. Gbachikwa Ugwumba nkiti. O si na o ga e kwu ugwo madu iri. O choro i ji overtime gbuo onwe ya na nedalands . Ugwumba, nedalands aburo kwa be nna gi oo!

@Toshman, Toshman; anam ekene o!

Chxta:
Reality check, we just 'lost' to Rimini. 1-1.

Indeed, hopefully this will be a wake-up call. Serie B is a dogfight, it will be very tough.

What bliss. . . what sweet bliss.

Ugwumba:
@ Uju, please, please, please let me be your ibo tutor. One lesson, one pic of those beautiful Julia Robert's lips.

@Ugwumba,

Numba ofu: Gini bi ibo tutor? Those two don't go together nwanne.
Numba ibua: I ma kwa na Uju bu nwata 16? A ma rom ka unu si e me na nedalands. I ga e je kwa nga o! Oyiyo adiro na nka. Take note biko!

edygirl:
Nutter mechie anya gi osiso. Ekwela m gbagi okpa n'ike.

@edygirl,

Nne, o mu mere? Fa tinye sugar n’onu gi, o ni man lacha?

@2fineforus,

Gbakwa oso ndu o. Rapu toshman bia na nkem. Heeewwwuuu!

toshmann:
i meant hewu!!!!!!!! (exclamation, not goat)

@Toshman,

Nna guy, ke kwa nke bu ewu!!? I ku pu go onwe gi. Too bad . I ka no e ba n’eme mkpotu? 2fine enye go m numba ya . Mu na ya na kpa in camera – discussing national issues. Heewwwuu!. Foto awan di egwu reali!

True!

I don't think one can get too old for the site though - just 'tooo old' for some threads! I avoid them like the plague.

@2fine,

My Goodness!

The comparison between apples and oranges continues.

@Seye,

Thanks my brother. I knew you’d come through for me.

@Seun,

I have some money for you. Please see Seye for payment.

@ Seye,

Get ready mate!

"we the xmen wellcome you to our midst you are now a mutant.
i shall name you electroman" – slimsikiru

Utterly Hilarious!

@Seye,

Please, can I be your friend? I have a few people I want you to hug tightly for me. Please!