₦airaland Forum

xkape:
A good regime for KK would be to lock him in  a cage with a female gorrilla

Nah, let’s make that a male gorilla! I’d pay good money to see that - on second thoughts, maybe not.

ono:
Hmn, I see brother Nutter has taken Chxta and one nilla headlong. I hail o! Nothing could best solve our problems in this country other than breaking up. It's the ultimate solution, believe me. And the divided components will achieve much after the great divide. It's just a matter of time, we'll be there.

Thanks my brother and my neighbour. I’ve been trying to get them to prepare for the inevitable but dem no wan hear. Abeg I need your help.

We stop fighting when we stop breathing. Aluta Continua; Victoria Acerta!!

nilla:
Nutter,

i did not attack your very very good suggestions
I was only commenting.

Comments not attacks. Okaay. You for tell me now.

nilla:
Don't worry, nyad te esit

Very good.  Seson. E no for fit you.

nilla:
Don't shift noblame to me thats all

Someone has to take the blame. Just so we don’t end up wrestling with this issue, let’s just blame Chxta. That should settle it.

@TayoD,

TayoD:
I am not against people pointing out america's fault, but try and do so from an unbiased perspective, and with a due sense of responsibility.

I raised some issues with one of your submissions but you conveniently ignored them. As some of us are - to you - out to have a go at America, please tell me what you consider to be America's faults. Please try to restrict your answer to international relations and trade.

*This thread is about Chavez and his recent utterances against Bush. These utterances are as a result of American Foreign Policy as championed by Bush. Therefore, it will be both unreasonable and unrealistic to expect a full discussion without reference to these policies. That we raise questions or point out discrepancies does not immediately translate to US bashing. You have to understand that. You also need to keep something of an open mind and stop being so defensive about these matters.

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Daalu, nne. Okwu gi kwuru oto ka cigar. 

For KK, poverty is good but torture is better

May your 'independent investigations' not lead you to Kirikiri. Amen.

nilla:
Me ko! Me ni!. Don't divert blame oh

Ah, ah.  What is getting you so hot under the collar? Cool down oh – before you do yourself an injury. Ku yari sit . You were the one that started off by attacking my very, very good  suggestion. Innit?

* I see you have now added Yoruba to your list of languages. Very good.

@xkape,

I agree, jare. Some people deserve a much worse fate - KK in particular. We should go ‘medieval’ on his obese behind. 

Ok, fair enough. I just wonder if he is busy like honey-making bees are busy, or busy like farmland-rampaging locusts are busy. ‘Busy’ get different type oh!

Odeku:
DUH, there is a different between finance and president, people wise up, just because she was successful in finance department doesn't mean she will be able to rule a Nation, one department, is less strenuous compare to the challenges that a leader of a nation faces. But Ill rather have an IGBO president before an Hausa man

At least she was a success in financial matters (do you know how far the benefits of the debt relief she secured can go if we pick up the ball and run with it?). What have our past leaders been successful at?

@Yemmydavid,

Best wishes, mate.

Na wa oh. After all the hard work. Nna, Chairman, onwe kwa k'isi e me oh.

Death squad that doesn't kill? Are you alright, xkape? 

Odeku:
Bombaclot

Odeku:
A goat is a goat even if its dressed, he is a criminal and a disgrace

Seun, why are the statements originally made by RAGABENZ06 now credited to Odeku? Is there a two-for-one deal I am unaware of?

Xkape,

Na wa for you oh. Wetin I do you ? I thought we were now ‘tight’. I am not argumentative. I just try to tell the truth to the best of my ability – based on the facts. It’s not my fault that some people choose to argue about things that stare us in the face. Things which we all know about, think about, are embarrassed by and should be ashamed of.

Anyway, I did give a suggestion. I believe the best way to improve nigeria is division . That will put paid to the almajiri problem if nothing else . You suggest something similar yourself by your reference to a weaker centre and the separation of religion from matters of State. It was Nilla (yeah, blame her! ) that started diverting this wonderful topic.

Meanwhile, I like your suggestions. I’m sure you can tell which ones have my full approval . Numbers 7, 9, 10, 11 and 12 got me laughing . As did the IBB and carpentry one. But, doesn’t that conflict with Number 1? I would have thought IBB would be one of the first to ‘go’.

I’ve always liked that Chavez fellow. A person unafraid to speak his/her mind is always one after my own heart.

@TayoD,

TayoD:
Here is what someone had to say on another thread:

I am so sick and tired of the rest of the world. You insult us everyday. I would gladly remove all of our soilders, businesses, charities, and any other organizations that you spit on dailey. You go your way with your Chaves', Bin Landens, Kim Jongs, and whoever else you seem to want to exhalt as wise and loving people. I wish we would build a wall all the way around our country and try to forget the rest of you are out there. I'm sure you wont post this but I promise millions of Americans agree

Zane, USA

With all due respect, the above quote was made by one without even an elementary knowledge of how international trade and relations work. If millions of Americans agree with such baseless piffle, then millions of Americans must be quite thick.

You also present a BBC article which credits the US with sustaining the bulk of worldwide demand for goods and services. That’s fantastic. But, the US gets paid for this does she not? The international market enables the generation of considerable income for the US. That’s what makes goods and services within the US affordable for her citizens. That’s what keeps your taxes as low as they are. The moment international markets are closed to her, the US will immediately set off on a journey of implosion. She cannot survive the overcapacity that would inevitable follow. The economics of such a scenario suggest that the Great Depression of the 1930s would be nothing compared to the ‘ills’ of such a closed economy. Of that, be in no doubt.

TayoD:
As to the U.S. oil reserve, a new an inconclusive findings has just boosted U.S. oil reserve by another 25%. So you can add some more years to that.

If the findings are inconclusive, why should we go on to ‘add some more years to that’?

*The US has always had oil. However, as at the late 1990s when I conducted a petroleum-related study, findings demonstrated, quite clearly, that the US only had enough oil to sustain 13% of internal demand (what with all the SUVs, Hummers and other gas-guzzling vehicles that represent the attainment of the ‘American Dream’). Also, the US has a lot of oil that will make no commercial sense to extract. In other words, it will cost a lot more to extract and refine than to buy. Has this changed significantly? I ask because I really do not know. I however believe that if the US could successfully sustain internal demand, (a) She wouldn’t need to invade oil-rich countries, (b) She wouldn’t turn a blind eye to the despicable treatment women receive in countries like Saudi Arabia, (c) She wouldn’t have shown such an interest in the sponsorship of coups -especially in Africa (and even covertly planned an invasion of nigeria’s Niger Delta in the 1970s), (d) She wouldn’t be building a base off the coast of oil-rich West Africa, (e) She wouldn’t be aggressively pursuing alternative energy options. We all know that the US is not concerned about greenhouse effects as demonstrated by her reluctance to ratify the Kyoto Protocol (even though the US contributes about 25% of the world’s greenhouse emissions).

The US is a giant in many ways but this giant feeds off the blood and sweat of other nations. If these were withdrawn, there will be no US as we know it.

Again, I really like that Chavez fellow.

Yet another literary Lilliputian.

madlawyer1:
u make it sound like they were attacking only Igbos?

What word in my post on the recent attacks makes even the most minuscule of references to the Igbo?

@Chxta,

Bet you’ve heard of the recent activities of your almajiris. Those bloodthirsty loonies make the BNP look like a bunch of druids.

Oh my goodness. That was hilarious!

Spot on!

@Odeku,

DAMN I see I have people way no like me for here.  Nutter wetting I do now?

No, Odeku. I don’t hate you. I must however confess to an occasional urge to beat you about the head with a blunt object; but that’s not hate. Is it?

Free world, mate. Just don't try to be 'clever' with us next time!

Ok.

Aaah! Now I understand the reason for jammin’s 'conversion’.

@iice,

iice:

@Nutter, its okay to hate him i like him

Ok oh. I go dey pray for you.


@Jammin

Now you like Rock?  Before you said:

jeeezas!!!! it took me awhile to locate the "reply tab" responding to the ROCK issue,  aint that suppose to be "white people music? now why would a black person( and i assume y'all are black) want to PRETEND to love an alien artform?

Now you say:

of coure i listen to rock music but i don't glorify the artist. matter-of fact i have a collection of ROCK on my harddrive  and i will download some song which i hear on the radio or see on the tv which tickle my fancy, BUT!!!!!

I’m confused, brother. Are you alright?

Odeku:
some of us in Diaspora are more knowledgeable about the affairs and politics in Nigeria than you can imagine.

This is the first thing you have said on this forum that I agree with.

[quote author=G-reycells link=topic=23716.msg617511#msg617511 date=1158778222]Ishmael! don't twist my post. Never toed your view point. U are still on your own![/quote]I'm with Ishmael, actually.

justkunmi:
who would u like to see in concert in nigeria, ?? for me its greenday

Yeah, Green Day is perfect for a show in nigeria. They'll get the crowd going proper! But, no Rock Show will be complete without Bon Jovi. Their music is generic enough to entice ‘non-believers’ while losing nothing of its credibility. Same goes for Coldplay, Maroon 5 and perhaps, Nickleback. Manson will bomb in Lagos. He should never be invited. I hate that Manson bloke/chick I do. 

@xkape,

You have answered Jammin well. There is nothing left to add. Meanwhile, I didn’t know you were a fan. Good to know there are more people in this our ‘Twilight Zone’.

This Nilla sef. Don't you realise that's an even worse word to use in this context? The word 'understanding' is adequate. 

Coup: A sudden (illegal) appropriation of leadership or political power.

Therefore, arms are not a required element in coups. Based on rigged elections, King Kong staged a successful coup in 1999. This he repeated in 2003. Of course, there will be another coup next year.

Odeku,

Hmmm. Nightlife in Zone 4 abi? OK.


BB1,

Run and don't look back! *Remember Lot's wife!*