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Solosolojohquay:
The most heavenly feeling ever when you are on a cowgirl style and she squirt what a feeling and it doesn't dry up easily after sometime it started smelling like urine use dry towel to absorb the water and fan to dry thanks me later .

stanliwise:
Sometimes I shake my head terribly to hear that a guy has been begging a girl for a kiss. Like WTF!!!!! Just negodu as the girl is just asking from you for this and that and while you stupidly keep giving her. You deem it fit to come here and tell us that you are “generous”.

If she isn’t a girl and you don’t like her would you still be generous? Oga stop those shenanigans and just accept you are addicted to being a maga around her.

Let me also shock you that as much as you continue to be the MAGA. Your first kiss will come after you spend up to a million Naira on her . While Olu at the compound will be doing different style with just 100 Naira recharge card.

You have to stop giving her money make you look generous, people see you as generous when you help anyone around in need and not because you are helping a particular person per se. infact people you spend on most time aren’t aware how generous you are until you are gone. Even if you are, don’t give girls the impression that they control what you do. Worst case if you must spend on her then also give her a task to do that would suit you.

“I want go so so, are you coming with me? I will buy you —-“

“I am at home this weekend, are you gonna come over let’s eat —- and watch —-“

Don’t ever tell a girl you wanna give her money, if it should happen when she has done something that makes you happy or when she has sacrificed something e.g transport, long amount of time. Or she lost something because of you.
Bottom line is that you should always create the impression that you spend out of necessity or self will and not out of her beauty or conviction.

Hence forth, she should get money from you based on your own terms, money are meant to lure greedy ladies and not spend on them worst case you pay according to their service and money are meant to be spent on loyal and true caring ladies who treats us as king (only when you have o, no go drink garri because of girl matter), don’t ever get it twisted in your life.

When next you want a kiss from a girl as much as you have the money and you are in a comfortable place, reach for it, she be pressured to show her true color. She refuse, you carry you money go, she accept you have your kiss, if she ask you to pay for the kiss you then give her a coin.

I won’t say anything else.

Crispels:
Below is a video of three Nigerian-American girls’ virtual date with Falz some days ago.


https://www.instagram.com/tv/CB1VUV1AfFC/?igshid=owzr0qmv5au5

Crownbefitsme:
https://politicsnigeria.com/what-senator-ajimobi-said-before-his-death-aide/

Stevenage20:
If you all niggas don't know how smart contract works, stop saying shit... Am not on Autoetherbot yet but I know it very legit. You don't just get 1.7m just by paying 1000. It a gradual process, that is it has levels (1 - 7) you will pass through with registered downlines under you... Try and review about something before you say trash here

SmilingScorpion:


E don happen! E don happen! Bemkelebge

Carchoice:
For the first time in my life, I invited a lady with gigantic buubs. I have always fancied them on TVs and the internet. Brethren!!! It wasn’t a nice experience. Immediately the bra’s came off, I was confused and shocked at the sight.

I was lost, I didn’t know where to grab it from, I didn’t know if I was doing it right. At a point I was thinking due to the distance from the nippples to sensorium, she might take longer than usual to feel my mouth on the nippples. I was at it for several minutes, sometimes I got lost using my mouth to locate the nippples exact location. Next time(if I ever will) I’m sure going to invite a friend over to assist me. It was too much for me.

The only usefulness is to rest your head on it for a good night rest.

She kept asking if I was okay, how will I be okay when you carry waten big pass me come meet me for house. Awful experience I must say. I’m inviting my normal specs(Small and average) this weekend to erase this awful memory. I have never felt less a man in my life.

AmazingELixir:



I'm befuddled how she sees the road driving that truck.

placeofallure:
A piece of advice for you, if you ever become a father, and your kid score low in comprehension passages, Don't ever raise your voice, let alone your hands on him or her. It would be a chip off the old block!

Uncle No Network, my grouse isn't about the long distance relationship, it's about you suggestng that she probably asked the man for money, hence the reason for ghosting her.

Try and understand this one, biko. Or which of the dialects do you speak so.....

SweetCunt97:
Did she mention anything about demanding?

haryothosyn93:
He should have known that he can't escape it. He will be silent and the issue and the video will never be remember again.

He's not just coming into the system, this is army affairs not Airforce or Navy where you can do and undo. You don't just wake up and do something in Army.

I just pity his family and relatives because they won't see him no more! Since you have been commissioned into the system, he should have known that there are things you don't just go to the public especially the civilians world to say as a personnel or officer.


We all know the system is faulty and corrupt but we can't change it because the Mighties are there!

offset67:
las Vegas kill u there

Shoodboi:
I am so pissed off right now.

I wasn’t angry when I broke the card. I just wanted to make sure that:

i. I will not be able to use the card or account anymore.

ii. I will be forced to open a new regular bank account.


The Story (in brief)

I suffered a failed POS transaction yesterday.

I sent Wema ALAT a mail and they are yet to reply as of now (almost 24 hours later).

I called them this morning and listened to a recorded message about how my call may be delayed because of COVID-19. I quickly cut the call. Their customer wasn’t effective before the virus came along, so I wonder what to expect now.

I later visited their bank and the customer care rep told me the transaction will be reversed within 14 days, if they were sure that I was really unable to withdraw the money.

14 days? Why is this so?

The money doesn’t even belong to me and the owner is very angry with me right now. Someone sent it to her and she wanted to use someone else's account to receive it, but I convinced her to use me—and then this happened.

Worse, she needs it for feeding and I don't have any money to give her. (She wasn’t paying me for the service in case you’re wondering.)

I suffered the same thing in the hands of GTB. (Their regular customer service email complaints@gtbank.com isn't even working anymore.)

In fact, I opened a WEMA Alat account because of GTB’s failures. I thought Alat will be better since they marketed themselves as a “Digital Bank”, but it appears that I was wrong. They are “digital” in name only.

This should be the third or fourth time WEMA Alat is doing this sort of nonsense to me. And that is without counting the failed mobile and POS transfers.

I am actually not concerned about GTB’s and Wema’s failures. I just hate their terrible customer service.

Failed transactions are one thing. I actually consider them normal. However, poor customer service and unwillingness to quickly solve failed online transactions aren’t. And this is unfortunately common with most banks and businesses in this country.

Now, I’ve have made the decision to stop going cashless. I will start moving around with cash henceforth. I’m sick and tired of all these failed POS transactions and sluggish customer service reps.

I know I will still do some online transactions but that will be occasionally (online shopping, international payments, etc.)

That said, I want you all to answer these two questions:

1. Which bank is reliable for online transactions?

2. Which bank has the most effective customer care service in this country?

I’m thinking of opening a Union bank account since I can see they have revamped their business, but I don't want to jump into conclusions as I did with Alat.

Could you all help me out?

P.S. Please UBA and Skye (if this one still exists) are out of the equation. I used them in the past and can confidently say they are terrible. They steal money.

I don’t want Access bank too. I’ve never read anything good about them. They and fraud are relatives. I don’t want Diamond bank either since they are the new owners of Access bank.

So, any suggestions?





First Bank.. UBA

ODJ124:
NAwa ooo this matter.... Don tire me.