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El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U'd Sure hate Judas wih Passionwell sorry to burst ya bubbles, they say igbos are Jews. If... Igbo=Jew; then Jew=Igbo. It isn't rocket science *whispers* I also suspect Hitler was yoruba ![]() |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Hehe, I Can make do wih that - Such events stil take centre stage today ![]() What of a parked car with the engine turned off, rolling forward up a hilly terrain, and one of its tyres climbing the blocks marking the perimeter of a sewer before stoping? This happened in reality. Yes I was there ![]() Don't have much of a problem with 'supernatural' stuff, it's the seeming double morality standards that gives me the creeps. |
Br3nd4: Of Florena?smart babe ![]() |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]U're such a Skanky bratimagining a certain Uzzah getting struck dead for trying to keep the Ark of the Covenant from falling nko? That passage spoils my mood always. |
Tovot: hmmm Oahray the old wise manTovot... She who appoints wise old men ![]() |
Br3nd4: Oahray how was ur nyt?free of crawling I dreamt of... ![]() |
At times I wonder, if walls could talk, would the voice be male or female, young or old? Would these lovers still tell those lies? |
Br3nd4: And How does that Story apply to me and my Hubbyyour post simply reminded me of them daz all |
Br3nd4: No?ask ya hubby |
Br3nd4: Hi Shugsdo you know Ananias and Sapphira? ![]() |
They don't sleep at night... They don't sleep in daytime. Na wa o ![]() Good morning sha. |
Not yet ![]() Anyway, greetings to you... Yes, you reading this. |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Okay, What's Going On Here?[/quote]*silently melts into the shadows* |
Shugamania: ![]() |
Oh boy... *turns on intercom in harlos' head* *clears throat* this is your conscience speaking. I would not forgive you if you mess this one up. Oya go upload your own fine boy pic lest she derails ![]() |
Br3nd4: hehehehehe. . . Yah harlos is cool guy. . Buh he's a sexistno he's not. He's just a traditional African man, complete with the attitude towards women. |
harlos: hey what is it with me again, i'm sleeping and you are calling me,ni wonder i'm not enjoying itcos you be celeb na. Enough of the hard work in your sleep. Come and give tovot some good loving ![]() |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Am actually goin' on a tarry nite Programme - Mountain of Fire!good night ![]() |
Tovot: i still need a replacement, would cfc do ?have you met lalaosky? She is one of the nicest guys I've met in recent times. "He"... I mean. ![]() |
Ok, the Ray you guys used to know was the incomplete Ray. The Ray that missed his better half so bad it drove him crazy. Buh no more... With Florena back, what could I possibly want in a woman? There is a reason she's my better half ![]() |
Florena: Where is vanneni,adaobi and the "daleru daleru" joan?awww... Baby, I think she was kidding. Anyway, don't bear grudges against anyone. Grudges eat us up inside and fills the emptiness with hate. Hate is ugly. Florena is beautiful. No match. So leave it for those who wished they were as beautiful as you, or as fortunate as me ![]() |
Br3nd4: Niggä pleeeaseyou guys are just bullies ![]() Bad news is, I'm not harlos ![]() |
SniperInADiaper: Today advice: if you are going to smuggle drugs taped onto yourself please wear clean underwears mmmkayhehehe... Tell us the story that prompted this ![]() |
Shugamania:*falls from UFO* ![]() |
Buh seriously, how come I am judged guilty until proven innocent? If Ray is a playboy, then his full name isn't Oahray. Probably Raymond or something. This Ray is different... I am different. I am Oahray, and I am not a player. |
cdamsel: I'm so following dis thread*modest grin* ![]() Howdy? |
Br3nd4: Way to go Ray! ![]() |
Florena: I can't hepl it whenever u talk 2 me in dis mannerthat's my baby There is a reason these peeps are at our back. Don't get bothered hon. Stay calm and tell me you trust me as much as you love me ![]() |
Florena: u broke my heart Ray, and u knw hw much I cared for you....joan said she was d original wife, dat I dnt ave d right 2 talk 2 her when I informed her u bought a private jet 4 meGeee! And... *sighs* And you believed her? Look... Look at me, look in my eyes *lifts her chin gently with a finger* I have no original or fake wife. I have but one wife... One sweetheart... One love. These three are but one. One beauty... One angel... One Florena. If this would help... Take this... *takes her hand and places knife in it* Carve your name on my face... Carve it, so anytime you see it, you'd remember I'm yours alone. Where my words fail, my scars would remind you always. And the pain... Well, nowhere near the pain of distrust. *closes eyes and relaxes face* Do it. |
Tovot: see him pretending ,smh for youwait, first get behind me ma'am ![]() Yes... Keep moving... A bit more. Is it a mile yet? More than? Ok good! You were saying? Flo baby, did she say why? |
Florena: didn't knw I was a side chick....until joan told me 2 STFUwho? |
Florena: Florena: dey warned my ass but I wouldn't listenhuh? My baby obviously had a hard day... Come here ![]() *pulls her close despite her protests, kisses her tears away* There... My Flo is prettier without tears ![]() |
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