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Chai! Empty hen oooooo

cumpaddre: Yea, I mostly log-in to read topics on FP. No time naw? U know as e dey go...

I see ur still BORED as usual

wow, bwendah this dude knows you so much o.

lalaosky: Cos oahray is the quintessential ladies man, all tha ladies are struggling to have him including his numerous baby mamas...so it aint gonna be busy, be the 13th baby mama and he'll wife you like his servant, TUFACE

lmao! You are crazy bro!

I am a one-woman man, and Florena is that woman. With her, I am complete

Florena: I love u tooo *grabs his shirt, put one hand behind his head, the other on his chest and give him a long kiss**winks*....love is beautiful

see the world hating on our love? They hate what they do not understand... They hate what they do not have.
*brushes strand of hair behind her ear and kisses her deeply and passionately*

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]You've not dated a gent ever?

C'mon Boo, u're way past tis demeanour - Blush over been my best ever?

I might blush also knowing that amongst the 105 magas u've paraded In 2yrs, am the most responsible [/color]

*picks up fallen zero from the floor*
bro, here... T'was originally the 4th digit after 5.

Florena: i will pretend I didn't hear that...we will sort it out in the wee hours of the night, when we've reached planet 5

oh, I love this girl

Sweetheart, never mind what haters say... Ignore em till they fade away
*plants kiss on her lips*

Vanneni: He has about 12 wives (don't ask me how I found out) and 18 concubines. I couldn't jes deal with that cheat of a guy. I hope Florena sees him for whom he really is and dumps his asssss.

whaaaat!

...and I called her an angel

Florena: Alright, *in a bedroom voice* will you draw my picture in the same manner sweetie?

*falls flat* oh baby, how can I refuse?
I only need that special bedroom pose

Vanneni: I dumped Oahray.

*startled... quickly regains composure, and feigns pre-statement knowledge*
Oh, yes, that.

lalaosky: Of course I do.. Jamie foxx ft T pain, lil wayne busta bust now a.k.a busta rhymez!!

I rocked that song back then, but with a "satchet water" instead of an actual henny

@kessythegeek, vanneni is all yours but you've oahray to contend with

Lol. Your boy still rocks it with satchet water. I haven't had the chance the chance to blame it on the a-a-a-a-alcohol
Underage things

Br3nd4: Okay. .

*Whispers* Oahray is a drawer

what happened to wardrobe? On strike?

lalaosky: Blame it on booze...blame it on tha henny


Blame it on vannenni's hi..hi...hi...hi.. HIPSINA. Lol

haha... you know that song?

Florena: of course not sweetie, but do u wnt me 2 feel bad

you'd feel bad, that it wasn't me? I thought... I thought what we have between us is unconditional

Vanneni and Brenda na You guys just set me up. Not nice

Br3nd4: Game? Yeeeeeees!!

Florena he did. He's an artist (eh I know )

say what you know o

lalaosky: Hehehehehe... I shoot exceptionally... She gatts tha juice.. A nigga can't help but fall for those charms


I'm guilty sniper, shoot me straight to her heart. Lol

now this is lalaosky, the boss of all casanova. Feeling ya lyrics

lalaosky: Who tha hell is liking 'em posts?


I know it's that ra*ndy azz nigga, AWWrhay

your tranny head there! Izz nut me jare.

Florena: u didn't answer my question hon

would you love me any less if you found out I didn't?

Vanneni: Oahray you're good o.

*quickly claiming the glory before she finds out*
Thanks...

[quote author=I.Joan]I think i'm the odd one here!
Guapo to brenda
Oahray to florena
Kessy to vanneni
Bantino to shuggy
Sniper to truckpusher
Joan to ............
Etc...
Well!
Bye bye....[/quote]awww...

Now you making me feel bad. Em... Let's play em... A game all of us

Br3nd4: I have Ooo lemme jus teh you

lie to me

Florena: Its suppose 2 be private now.... Male confessions can be pretty funny, I dnt think u re ready 4 that

kini big deal? Love is a beautiful thing jor, even if it takes the form of a croak.

Br3nd4: Oh what an Angel you are

Oahray you're one lucky rat :p

your sweetheart there that one you don't have yet

Kessythegeek: damn so how am i gonna prove to u my body also pulsates when u mention my nomenclature

I know how

Describe it in a voice note and upload it here for her

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]
=@Oahray, Lol at ur tale - You're one Lucky fellah anyway

And Uhm, wah am I hearing about ur Gf Visiting home tonite?

**Staring at the gorgeous Albino Flo...[/color]

albino? Lol. Your eyesight is that bad already? Florena na african queen o. Literally

Florena: Thanks for taking care of him in my absence, I wil reciprocate by taking care of "your son" in the future

oooh... Safe hands . *starts to object to the false "son" tag, then stops*

Florena: Doesn't matter... I'm flattered, oarhay what have u been up to lately,i didn't see u on the miss nairaland thread

no much drive my dear. I did vote though. Twice. for Vanneni Have you met her? She's an angel with lots of guts.

Br3nd4: What kinda lesson?

depends on you, on her, on the family environment, and on the full story.

Br3nd4: Yes oo we are happy that you wa here with us now
Our son is a happy man now.

lmao. Our son?

[quote author=I.Joan]Broz, this line is getting old [/quote]lol. She doesn't mind
Reject the old and reject the new that was to come after it.

Br3nd4: She's 14 and she's thru with school(ss3) I guess thats where the madness is coming from

hmmm... I can't say sha, it depends. Teach her a lesson

Florena: Its fine, thought I scared u away

no you didn't at least, not with your presence. If I fell silent, it was for want of words. That awkward moment when Oahray struggles to find the words to tell Florena that... Em..

Br3nd4: Ignoring someone aint my thing at all and she's so damn little to be acting like this

how old? I mean, age range.