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El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Ray U too get Insight...

**Whispering to him - U don book Overnite for them guard lounge before? [/color]

lol, nah. Buh I do know peeps who have. Only time I've erred with soldiers, I was fortunate enough to get away with just a warning. I lost my way in one barracks one day (don't ask what I went to do there) and was wandering towards one deserted footpath leading to a fenced building.

One soldier I knew facially called me and warned me seriously to mind how I walk about in the barracks, that I could get shot if seen there, and that no ordinary soldier even goes there in mufti. Oh boy,see apology. If you see as cold catch me that day ehn

Florena: Hello sweetie

hey hon... Good to see you again

How school?

SniperInADiaper: Such a sweet crush.

"crush" kinda understates it

Vanneni: It's too heavy for my mouth.

na my mind come be weightlifter abi?

Vanneni: ok, you asked me to rem, I didn't volunteer.

em... I didn't ask outright na. *scratches head* or did I?

SniperInADiaper: Dont scare her off

lol.. Nah, I won't. It's just that I missed the babe soooo much.

Vanneni: Thank God!*Rejoicing*

yeah, yeah... I like voluntary stuff

OMG! Florena, is that you?

Vanneni: If I hear that that's what you were thinking. You're spoilt.

na wa o. Na by force? Ok, what was I thinking?

Br3nd4: Better be. . .

I for just crack that your hammer head

dey go jor. Thought you knew me at all

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Lol - I was Like, what's with him giving up so easily, I taught he wanted War.

The Soldier Man come worsen things sef ''You're going to receive 55 Strokes of Bulala todae Mumu'' [/color]

55! E haf died today

It's still better than being taken to their guard room sha.

Br3nd4: Im not playing no games with you

You think Im Miss_Fibre!

You said so from the first day you saw her moniker. . . go ahead and deny.

*gasps*

Wait, the alter ish? C'mon, I was kidding na.

Vanneni: Now I'm wondering who asked me to promise you. I'll fulfill it though. After my exams.

hehehe... Oya forget about it

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Na todae I know sae thief different from Armed Robber

Big Man Just leave em house carry a Stick Carved gun come dey Chance Niggers for my hood - We made calls, Jxt at the Sight of a Soldier, the guy begin Spew Unnecessary Confession...

''Oga Sir, Its Just a Stick. Am Just Playing around'' [/color]

lolzzz... Guy if soldier don play you b4 you for understand.

Br3nd4: Wait, wait, wait. .
Oahray and Shuga I know whats going thru your minds. Now why would you think that?

lol. Wanna go psychologist on us? Oya na, if you can guess my thoughts correctly, I owe you a NL dare.

Vanneni: Eeeew you're spoilt.

dirty mind I was gonna take a dive into a swimming pool and spill some water on the floor around it. Who swims with trousers?

Vanneni: Ok, either way there's a crazier than and there's a thought.

and there is a hipsina passerby

Where is that stuff?

Br3nd4: Spill

ok *taking off trousers*

Br3nd4: Hmmmm. . . Now you sound crazier than your thoughts

maybe...

Some interesting ish I just noticed.

Hmmm... If my suspicion is true, someone is crazier than I thought. If it is not, I am crazier than I thought. Either way someone is crazier than I thought

*watches on*

Vannywealth: I don't have any hair.

shuussssh! *places an index finger over her lips, whispers*

Did you forget the lines of your script? You are not supposed to be Vanneni or like her

Vannywealth: Hi, nice grin.

nice hair

Vannywealth: Hi everyone, I'm new here. Please welcome me.

ItsModella: LMAOOOO @ boys with 0 packs liking 50cal's comment

lwkmd

50calibre: So big muscles = man? You must be kidding me. Come il show you 16 year old boys with bigger muscles than 2legit.

why you dey take am personal na?

eppysold: ...u can go on a fun trip 2 hell den!!!mstchuuuu

ok na, make we bet... For this arrogance, you no go pass the second knockout round

eppysold: I'm not a small boy ooo...jux got a baby-face kinda...

and 3ft tall

[quote author=Miss_Fibre]Your relationship still dey blossoming stage so if I break am up now e no go too pain you.

I will wait until the right time[/quote]and there I thought you were about to expose me right away

How long do I have to wait for you to finish waiting?

[quote author=Miss_Fibre]Ehen.... You want me to expose you ba.... [/quote]yep! You also have full permission to add all the evidence.

Br3nd4: Hi Oahray

you gree face work? Don't tell me you are like me o.

[quote author=Miss_Fibre]What the HELL is going on here...

Nobody even noticed my absence abi [/quote]I did. There was no one to bully all the while

El Guapo: ^^



[color=#0066ff]**Thinking -- Who could parade the Thinniest asx on here....?

Uhm I'd give it V*****i [/color]

lol... Hipsina, my very own barceloness? Thinnest? Tell me you are kidding bro

sleekch1c:

don't spoil the last innocent boy on NL for his mommy