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Florena: oh my God!! Oh, u re such a sweetheart, I dnt wanna get pregnant soo soon, wanna enjoy our love before babies....*picks phone to call your mother-in-law.

lol... *takes phone from her hand and aborts the call*
I'm not in a hurry, hon. Buh we have to practise, don't you think?

Tovot: hehehe oahary wants to lure florence with ordinary googled bed and aircraft

you think? Lemme show you something. Shey you see the 123RF in the 2nd pic? It a code for "you can count on me" (like 123 of course) from RAY to FLORENA.

I'd give her the whole world, buh I know she has better tastes, so we are going round the world so she'd pick what she wants.

Br3nd4: Ahh my Bugatti is soo fine I love my boo

hmmmnph!

Florena sweet, here's for you. Your very own private jet. Let's go anywhere you want
https://blogs-images.forbes.com/mfonobongnsehe/files/2012/09/Private-Jet-Plane.jpg
And make lovely babies in the skies
https://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/syaochka/syaochka1210/syaochka121000016/15486048-interior-of-business-jet-bedroom.jpg

Florena: dat soup might me "marugbo" its looks very disgustin as if there is no pepper in it, its eaten by the Ondo people

em.. I'd find out.

Florena: u guys are just making my stomach turn, didn't ave anytin 4 dinner.

waaat!
My sweetheart can't be hungry while I still breathe. Let's go grab a quick bite, then I'd fix you something special when we get back.

Shugamania: Loll.. U wicked.
I havent tasted that one before, but pple say e dey sweet na. Especially sucking d periwinkle part.

the periwinkle own is different. This other soup ehn... Grey and disgusting.

Br3nd4: I think he's talking bout Edikang ikong soup. . Yummy

ehen, yes that's it

Shugamania: Ekpang kuko?

I like..

that name does nut sounds familiarity na.

Na one ugly soup like that. The things peeps eat sha...
I once saw a gal sitting outside their house devouring with relish, eba with one ugly grey soup. Haven't seen the like of it b4. The sight alone

Vanneni: E dey cold,apart from that e dey bam. How you?

I'm good...
About the cold, ehm... Grab a *some text missing*

Vanneni: Using wifi though mtn is quite good where I currently am.

wifi? *pretending to know what it is*
oh, oh, oh! wifi? Isit not that new network from US? I know it na. I would have bought their sim o, just that it's not very common.

Br3nd4: Okro and ogbono my favourites.

unto lubricant things, cos of the distance travelled by fufu/eba. I gerrit. Yhu have long throat... literally

Vanneni: I've upgraded. If you like stay there and be using your hempty hen.

upgraded? the others are no better. *whispers* don't tell anybody o, I haf all the lines.

Vanneni: How can you not like egusi soup? Tis wan of ma favourites. Hi Oahray.

hey babe. How ya body?

Brenda, do you eat that popular green periwinkle soup? Forgotten the name

Beync: Banti banti, I hear you you too much. Shgabanti I missed u loads, I can banti iS taking goodcare of u.
Brenda, jide, kola, tali, kails, HQ is been long o,IT, ray, etc wetin they bash?
Obino special, I'll be right back.

yaaay! sis is back

Br3nd4: From the past. . Smh. . .
Oh I forgot. . . 'Moon Man'

no, it's jurassic park
Vanneni taught me.

Network no dey gree for me like that for some days now, so I give am space.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Ray come handle tis Meat, come along wih ur Knive Jor

He Jxt failed to Convince me that he Possess an enormous Oratory prowess **Disappointed [/color]

lol. Almost missed this. Next time do not try to weed a tiny plant stalk with a chainsaw

princesa: now am so jealous



Bein looking for you!


what if.......i could hear your thoughts?

will they tell me, you're the writer

Oh boy... My sins have caught up with me.
*thinking* to deny or not to deny?

*steps in, with both hands raised high in submission*

Am I in trouble? Do I need a lawyer? I'm innocent...

Hmmm... 69... I mean the page... 69... 6...9... I like the sound of that

*mutters some incoherent and walks off to get a seat*

Lolz... e-love dey sweet sha.

dominique: Siimu kaadi

See as I dey chat from past like Hipsina

Florena: i'm cool, busy with some excel stuff

and I dey find who go tish me computer since? Wetin I dey find for sokoto dey my shokoto

Florena: where is my pumpkin?

[quote author=snow_wyte][size=16pt]I killed your pumpkin[/size] [/quote]

Florena: u wouldn't dare.........guess he's busy somewhere with my picture

Hehehe... Baby mi. How have you been? You guessed ri...

Wait... Em... I wasn't granted permission to save any pic, remember?

*yimu @ flesh-eating ogoni snow white*

Richieboyn: Itz called news not knews. Husband not horseband. God not gord. Virgin not vergin. Deeper life not dipper live. Exchange not eschange. Oh NO! Where are u from?

you need a sarcasm detector

Francoolee: No be okada, adams papa take send am to school, nw he has forgot that. He nw ban them.

or maybe he really didn't go school

[quote author=~Bluetooth]For those who have eyes but can't see, those who can't comprehend due to brain failure, the haters,those who want to display their foolishness and ignorance or those who just want to criticize for nothing sake,the bolded means that it took Oshiomole time to agree that most kidnappers are actually okada riders ![/quote]crap! When have you ever seen a kidnapping carried out with 'okada'?

Lol. Why peeps dey provoke any time dem hear 'virginity' na? The march isn't more hypocritical than most people's presence and activities in their churches. Live and let live jor.

**picks up placard and joins the marching crowd**

Br3nd4: Oahray wont you say hi?

hey dear

Ayaf gone o. Looks like network is a lil better now. Lemme resume my current downloads.

Goodnight y'all. Made my night alot more interesting than it might have been.

Florena

Jojo... Wish you stayed a bit longer buh good/night/morning whenever you see this.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Lol!

Someone wasn't fed well [/color]

when I was eating your favourite food, maybe

SniperInADiaper: Saw

hihihi...

Best night ever! Florena hon, promise you'd never disappear like that again

Florena: no wonder he takes me to heaven wen doing "it", oh! I love him more

perfect replies. I wanted gold and I struck diamond. What a woman I found