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lalaosky: [b]*announcer in the awe of lala speaks*: "on this day, 21st of january 2013, LALA was here to honour the wish of his gazillion fans with his presence and aura...give it for CELEBRITY LALA"

LALA: yes o my fiffle..how una dey..all the antelopes in the house, i hail una.nothing they happen o.ayam here with DJ BADOSKY, the illest, sickest, döpest, and tighest DJ to have ever garce the wheels of steel!!.i'll be signing autographs for all my fans through out today.i know it's a stressfull work but imma do it cos of you, my fans who has been with me through the ups and downs of my career; from when my ist album did moderately well to when my second album sold 3million copies in a week and went multi platinum!!.i can't thank y'all enough.you guys are the best...*fans like oahray,binger,tashamania,caracta,sexkillz,gree-die,itsmodella,shollypopz et al are screaming and wailing* "WE LOVE LALA"..tashamnia and itsmodella wails "come and marry me lala.i'm all yours.even if it's just a kiss*...*awwww, he's humbled by screams of his uncountable fans*.
"For this love shown to me, any single antelope in this house will get his skydeep before this year runs out.for those konji has been killing like spike C, i'll give you, your heart desire, itsmodella.caseless, for your tears and constant "jingle-springles", i'll make sure caracta falls in love/chocolate with you.i'll make y'all ban proof and sexkilluna and jay bee wont ban you guys again...I LOVE Y'ALL, ALWAYS HAD, ALWAYS WILL.DJ BADOSKY, SLAAAAAMMMMMM IT!!"...*blows 'em kisses as they suffocates and cries for his touch*

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hahahahahaahahahaha hahahaahahahahahahahaaha....

You haf madt to finish

you don dey save am for page1000 since abi?

First time I have ever seen this:

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*marching to promised land niggahz*

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol my hands are clean oo [/quote]yes, you chop wash mouth and hand. Welcome back jawe.

dont8: Just like Moses of old, you guys will not see the promiseland 1000th page



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Oahray(m), Eze Promoe(m), dont8(m) and 1 guest(s)

eternal adversary of advancement! Activate your occular aperture and gravitate towards cardiac discombobulation!

Idowuogbo: Lmfaooooo!

you sef don buy badbelle bold for me abi?

Mstcheeew! Na super eagles cause this kind see finish. If we let rat climb our head, why dem no go shit on top?

Make Naija trash them jare!

I move the motion to blame GEJ for anything you want to blame on someone, ranging from hunger to heartbreak to your dirty sitting room.
As presido, he understands.

Ha! There is a difference between slim and skinny.

For me, slim is damn sexy!

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Oahray [/color]
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hahahaha! Eze haf kee me o
Na how many people head I carry so?

spikes C: aah, leave that small boy nah. come to DADDA

lmao. Worwor no be old age jawe. Grey hair fit be suffer, and pot belly na beer.

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Binger [/color]
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I like this work mehn! Make the guy finish am na.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*following the 'journey to 1000 posts' ministry* [/quote]Uj, where have you been?

coincidentally, DX returned today too. Hmmmmmmmmm................

Idowuogbo: Try d VIP exit.

harmattan dey dia?

Idowuogbo: Loolz... U wan pass which door? Is something wrong wiv u?

Front door. Na there real owners dey pass na.

Vanneni: You afraid to go to court? Ok, you made a wise decision by forfeiting a right which you don't have.

yes, afraid of beating u black, blue, red and green in court. I'd rather we settled this matter out of court and Nairaland

dopeJemi: Let's pLay a Game


Somebody choose any Number and don't telL Me d Number u've chosen, just telL Me dat u've chosen a number

Dat our primary school game

good memories mehn!

Idowuogbo: I gat u! Go buy Vaseline come bck

lmao. Na front door I wan pass jor. Abi harmattan still dey that one?

Vanneni: See you then!

S E R I O U S L Y?
C'mon na joke I dey na. Why I go go court? Just agree that I have the right, though I choose to forfeit it for you just this once.

Idowuogbo: Msteew! I go dash dem yansh mehn... U think dem dey call me Bado bcus I craze? Guy, jus think abourrit, imagine d coffee table.

hahaha... Omoyoruba toh sexy! I dey believe you jawe. Pm me the preview na

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]Abeg go sit down papa [/color]

Yes grandpa. *sits on barefloor in front of senile grandfather with yellow tobacco-stained font teeth*

Vanneni: Lol, you don't!

Y your matter dey hard like this sef? I have proven beyond every reasonable doubt why you should stop infringing on my God-given right.

If you want to argue, see you in court

Idowuogbo: Y are u saying ose? Na u dey prof? Take down my pics mehn!

Claim it jawe! The God wey do am for Vanneni and Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez and Rokiatu go do am for you. Shat Amen!

Eze Promoe: [color=olive]AFAM Buhari no talk anything today? You dey cause go slow for fresh blood like us. Go back to Politics Slimyem, Eko Atlantic and Berem can keep you company [/color]

Eze promoe dey count himself join fresh blood. You wey be person grandpapa

Idowuogbo: I said morning dammit!

welcome excrembre

Vanneni: I too was made in God's image. But talking about that kind of right, I don't believe God gave em to you.

If he gave me, would he tell you?

He gave man me dominion over every FISH of the sea and other creatures. I need to see in 3D to exercise that dominion.

That said, there are many fishes in this sea but its not a mistake my hook is near your pic. Don't you think I have a right to see what I am going for?