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Speakdatruth:
so far, 6 like 1 share

well, we believe d truckpusher has got his mind
ds just a survey

stop na

Lmao!

I no laugh anybody lines o

April07:
Mstcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew





Truckpusher!!!! Come lemme help you choose..

c'mon say hi

Shugaryme meet April07. April07, this is her

Nice one Bisorlah. A spoonful of reality

teewai3:
u welcome!! and tnks for listening...

anything for such a nice selfless piece, sir

Shugaryme:
lol... which one be your own

what did I do?

Speakdatruth:
dis gonna be interestin
lets help truckpusher

FOOD versus AS$
if u're for AS$, click LIKE
if u're for FOOD click SHARE

don't influence the judge jor

April07:
*flies in with my innoson chopper*


Girls are not smiling tonight o

Oahray shebi she don show

yelx

Speakdatruth:
and not dat d as$ can't cook or d cook got no as$

well, we don't know for sure if that's so . Na major selling points dem drop.

Hmmm... Harbosede. Thanks for telling US about him

Speakdatruth:
he shud
in d words of naijaboiy
he picks d as$ and losses d cook or he picks d cook and losses d as$

tough choice, even for me. Who wouldn't like to look at something nice while eating something nice?

EddyBlingzz:
Spontaneous and straight to the point.


She was a shadow of her grammar speaking self

I'm a bit dissatisfied as I was anticipating some exquisite blend of truckielicious grammar


Nicely constructed lines all the same. Hopefully they earn you a truckpusher





Kudos Mizmycoli

too much grammar is not romantic. She knew. He'd have spent more time with the dictionary than with her thoughts in his head

Luxanne, see ya make-sense lines

Mizmicoli, nice lines. Enough force too. Kudos.

Truckpusher:
I feel your pains.

my guy don confuse

Speakdatruth:
hahaha another ediot

yes you are

But seriously, that's the stuff great memes are made of. I'd call it Quotus Epicularis (epic quote). I barely remember anything before it. No be my fault baba

naijaboiy:
That was the main Line the others na just government work

I tell you

Someone should compile a book of Nairaland wooing contest quotes.

"My ass is yours for keeps" has to be in it o

I just had to share that post about keeping asss

Speakdatruth:
yes boss
una no go get chics 2woo me?

em... No. I don't have female friends around here. I'm new

Baby welcome

Speakdatruth:
oahray tnks

You're welcome sir

Day 2
www.nairaland.com/2207366/wooing-challenge-2015-female-edition#31829259

Finally...

harvestiloo:
19,500

huh? Where?

Aipete2:
Hmmm, pastor

Hello sista Aipete

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Which side be North East??[/color]

that's the local government area. Esan North East. Not Uromi sha.

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]I guessed right
Una plenty here oo
Which part?[/color]

I know
Anyone who recognises the name, pretty much has an idea already.

Em... North East. Na there I fit talk reach baba

theorbiters:
All good. Miss seeing you in Literature section.

wow! You have no idea how encouraging that is. I still go there to read, but haven't written in ages, for fear of plagiarists

Dimples192:

well, blushing isn't a talent

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]Edo right??[/color]

yes sah. Esan.

Dimples192:
I'm multi talented

well, camouflaging is just one talent. What are the others?