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Romance › Re: Why Is The Nigerian Girl So Impatient With Attitude?. by Oahray: 7:24pm On Jan 21, 2015*

It's childish, but that would be because guys bug them too much. When a girl has too many people struggling to get her attention, she can afford to be choosy and would naturally draw up a scale of preference. While others are getting ignored, you don't expect to be high up that scale as a stranger, do you?

When demand is high with low supply, price increases to reduce demand.

If a girl does that to me, I'd tell her "goodbye then" and blank her for good. I no get power for that kind essay.

Romance › Re: Why Do Men Text Rather Than Call? by Oahray: 6:59pm On Jan 21, 2015

Some phone calls are unnecessary, especially if you are calling a girl who is a sucker for attention and who believes she must style to prove her worth. For your own good never call often a girl that isn't a good friend already.

Unless you are special, if I call you once, I try. If u no wan reply text, rest na. No be only you sabi busy.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 6:42pm On Jan 21, 2015

^^ right...

*rolling eyes around thread people tagged graveyard*

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 6:36pm On Jan 21, 2015

laykorn:
This Ray is 419 wo. Ray, when will you have time to teach me 419 mathematics ?

after you finish teaching me poetry and prose writing.

Fair deal. No? tongue

Romance › Re: When You Chat Like This With Your Lady... by Oahray: 6:35pm On Jan 21, 2015

fijiano202:
hahaha but mr op
the first 2months of ur relationship,you chat in the way the second guy is chatting but after 4-6months you chat like the real boyfriend ...every relationship is like that oooooo

every first 2months in every relationship is like honeymooN.....remaining months are like OYO

That's not true jor.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 5:28pm On Jan 21, 2015

EverestdeBliu:
O'Ray, looking for me?...(pulls out hand,waving) that's me waving @ u from GEJ campaign Jet...

oh... Lol. Laykorn was right. Or was it Laykorn?

Romance › Re: Do I Need To Be Scared Or Not? by Oahray: 1:59pm On Jan 21, 2015

You are weak willed. No wonder she tries to boss you around. She called you a coward? I'm afraid she's right.

Are you sure she wasn't the one that broke up with you?

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Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 1:40pm On Jan 21, 2015

EverestdeBliu:
(Surreptitiously peeping from d key-hole,with strained ears and awed eyes)...has he been ban.Ned?

Everest! You don turn hermit abi? Where have you been? undecided

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 1:31pm On Jan 21, 2015

Lionize:
An old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned
A monkey that eats with both hands will sooner or later fall from the tree.
a person who sells eggs should not start a fight in the market
One cannot stop sleeping because of a fear of bad dreams
If a dog bites you and you don't bite him back, it will say you have no teeth
He who chases a fowl should expect to fall down
Every woman is beautiful until she speaks.

I don't know if I caught all. But somehow, I sense there may be a comeback.

that guy and proverbs sha

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Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 1:28pm On Jan 21, 2015

Ishilove:
I've made myself very clear. One more insulting post from you directed towards the organiser of this competition, the judges of this competition, or to any nairalander for that matter and you will barred from this thread till the competition is over.

QED.

ha! QED! Oh Ishi... cheesy

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 10:05am On Jan 21, 2015

laykorn:
Oahray and Shugaryme. This the way to where you're going. Sorry. The roads can be a bit confusing around here sometimes.
www.nairaland.com/dating
Ayamlaykorn

em... Well I disagree

literature is expression . . . . . . . (1)
Love thrives on expression . . . . . . . (2)

Solving (1) and (2) simultaneously, we see that love is directly proportional to literature (don't ask how tongue

). So mathematically
Love ∝ literature . . . . . . (3)

To make this an equation, we introduce a nairaland constant of location proportionality called section

Therefore,
Love = literature section

Q. E. D

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Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 9:54am On Jan 21, 2015

Shugaryme:
If I don't know you, who will?

*dettol soundtrack plays in background* cheesy

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 9:32am On Jan 21, 2015

Shugaryme:
hehehehe
You are so not serious

true... I wouldn't share my blushes with anyone. See as you know me finish embarassed

Romance › Re: How To Know A Witch On Social Network by Oahray: 12:58am On Jan 21, 2015

ani33:
11. They usually boost on how they get 200 pms everyday.

lol. That punch is dirty grin

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Romance › Re: Must There Be Visible Revelation Of Blood When A Lady Is Disvirgined? by Oahray: 12:50am On Jan 21, 2015

I am Jon Snow. I know nothing lipsrsealed

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 12:28am On Jan 21, 2015

theorbiters:
Aunty, go sleep!!! Film af finish

Aunty?

*mojo drops dead* sad

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 12:25am On Jan 21, 2015

Aaaaaaaannnd there you have it!

Theorbiters steps down first!

Who bet on him? No... *clears throat, secretly discards solitary bet entry on him*

Nobody... Well... May the odds be in your favour next time.

*smiling to the bank*

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 12:18am On Jan 21, 2015

An0nimus:
The problem now is who'll stop first...

and every problem is a business opportunity.

*opens baba Ijebu stand, clears ancient throat in megaphone*

Place your bets here... Who would stop first? kaya09 or theorbiters?

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 12:09am On Jan 21, 2015

Kaya09 and theorbiters, it's okay, sheathe your swords please, lest you wound these eyes of mine, and each other's pride.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 12:06am On Jan 21, 2015

An0nimus:
Oahray you have pop corn? Please share

*offers him popcorn bowl*

I have this feeling you should wear your seat belt though.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:59pm On Jan 20, 2015*

Shugaryme:
Lol.

Good you know this isn't romance section

chai! I didn't call you, I simply said 'my woman', yet you got a mention. shocked

Ladies and gentlemen, viewers at home, please rise, let us chorus a 'hmmmm' and have a group blush cheesy

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:54pm On Jan 20, 2015

kaya09:
Lol you've gone bonkers.

in my shoes, you would too

So you sabi laugh tongue

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:47pm On Jan 20, 2015

kaya09:
yea you are right. Every woman is beautiful until she speaks.

ha! Since when did one woman represent every woman? sad

Why can't my woman represent all women instead? We'd all love womenfolk

Ok, Oahray, this isn't romance section.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:44pm On Jan 20, 2015

Kuzaku:
*Hands Oahray a glass of cold water* Nno. How was your journey?

from? To?

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:38pm On Jan 20, 2015

Kuzaku:
I'll ask one thing.

Can't you love a child so much, respect his needs, know his pains well enough to bend the mnost rigid of rules for him?

He should have been punished, but his father did not ask him 'why' because he knew what the child felt. What if they were still JWs but allowed the child the pleasure of celebrating the love of that saviour they talk about in school and celebrate every 25th of December?

lol. You obviously don't know much about your main characters then.

I rest my brief case...

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:32pm On Jan 20, 2015

kaya09:
If my memory serves me right you were d first person to call her out on openly criticizing d entries. I mean who does that? Even the caine prize for literature dt is prestigious wud neva try it,with all dia accomplished writers as judges. What was her reply? As usual she argued and fought with ohray. First thing dt cam to my mind wen i read wat she wrote was "tank God i didnt participate".

true, but I've stopped. If my criticism served any purpose, I cannot see it. Just the satisfaction that I didn't keep quiet.

You've registered your thoughts. Whether she agrees or not, you have said your mind. With due respect to the judges, that's good enough.

Not everyone dishing out criticism is willing to taste it.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:20pm On Jan 20, 2015

Kuzaku:
From what I can infer:

1- Jws don't celebrate Christmas. To them, it's a kind of 'pagan' festival.

2- About the family celebrating xmas the following year,m I ask you, would you see your child want something badly but choose to deny him because you religion 'feels' it's wrong?

Thank you.

well, I think it's a big leap, unless you are writing a fantasy.

If the family does not celebrate because they believe it is pagan, and they believe it is pagan just cos they are JW, how come they stopped believing it and yet remained JW? If they stopped being JW, how come the child was surprised?

The change is because the child wants to? Nice idea, but not convincing enough for readers who know the effect of religion on the average African.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:13pm On Jan 20, 2015

kaya09:
No one is fighting man,blackmosquito just dey feel herself,literary giant indeed. If twas repogal or larry nw,i no go talk,go read dia stories,dey ar good. No be blackmosquito wan come dey form jandon chimamanda adichie for me,persin wey neva chop money frm writing,you tink say na by to organize competition make you Chinua Achebe. Mtcheeew d gal jst irk me dis nite. I didnt mean to litter d thread with unnecesary ish,bt she tink say na only she sabi talk.

I think you should see the contest as a separate entity, not under the shadow of your perception of her personality. People handle power in different ways.

The pressure of organising stuff is real too. You wouldn't feel it much as a observer. When a person climbs up to have a good look around, for map purposes, it is inevitable that he'd look down on some people in the process.

Look at the good side bro.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:02pm On Jan 20, 2015

Kuzaku:
Chai, see how your comment is making my teeth show. Thanks for the clarification, whitey.

No, I'm not a Jw lol

in unrelated news, dude your story sha... The deus ex machina is a rather huge vacuum. How would a family just wake up one day and ditch a lifelong tradition without any reason? Neither narrative nor plot justified such huge leap.

Your readers wouldn't fail to notice.

Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 10:51pm On Jan 20, 2015

This fight isn't necessary jor. You guys should chill sad

Romance › Re: Thread For Nairaland Very Bad Sharp Guys. Hehehehe ;D by Oahray: 8:42am On Jan 20, 2015

tzoracle:
My street has more fine girls than nairaland and facebook

And I'm sure they are really girls

exactly!

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