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Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 9:05pm On Jan 16, 2015
chrisviral:
First time I'm seeing a lady that owns a goat!
But wait! Why did you get to her goat naa? grin cheesy
em... They always tell me that my head looks like corn (whether na the cob or seed, I no know). I guess that's why cheesy
Poems For Review › Re: Irawe (dry Leaves) by Oahray: 8:44pm On Jan 16, 2015
Such vivid imagery. Wow... Make I settle down digest this food smiley
Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 8:41pm On Jan 16, 2015
*gladly drags someone's goat across thread* cheesy
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Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 8:40pm On Jan 16, 2015
Caracta:
Lol...you obviously don't know me.

Just trying to lift some people's spirit. I don't want anyone to feel bad afterwards. This may be someone's first competition.

@oahray tongue
lol. Thanks for lifting my spirit too smiley
Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 7:07pm On Jan 16, 2015
theorbiters:
But pls don't be angry, did u submit any entry?
lol. No. I carry the matter for head abi? No mind me o.
Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 5:48pm On Jan 16, 2015
Divepen:
For those that said tragedy cannot turn to comedy, that's a joke.
smh... Tragedy isn't the same as tragi-comedy. Go do your research and stop being so patronizing.

What is right is right, regardless of who is wrong.

I've said my own. Whitemosquito, no vex o. Your house, your rules. Time to keep my peace and watch. cheesy
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Family › Re: Maybe Marriage Isn’t For You by Oahray: 4:52pm On Jan 16, 2015
lilmax:
Marriage is for everybody,depends on the person you marry
bros talk true, you no read the post before you comment smiley
Family › Re: thank you by Oahray: 4:20pm On Jan 16, 2015
Get a separation first, save your head so you can use it to think of the next step. Wisdom dictates you should not throw stones at 'monsters' if you aren't a match. I wonder why some women don't learn.
Romance › Re: He Approached Me And Asked For My 2go User Name by Oahray: 4:17pm On Jan 16, 2015
Abrahamweb:
Nothing to offer,how about banku?
Although,its pathetic going after children (forget the age or height,to go after 'em na f'ck up.
that 'banku' meal lasts no more than some mins. If it's not made of gold, it's not worth the stress
Fashion › Re: Nigerian Girls Stop Bleaching: Black Don't Crack .(picture) by Oahray: 4:09pm On Jan 16, 2015
Jeez! The Olsen twins? What happened to them? shocked

Sure it's not the work of movie makeup artists? undecided
Romance › Re: Men Are Scared Of Working Class Babes by Oahray: 3:54pm On Jan 16, 2015
nicechic:
See ur life. I asked questions.....you either answer or close d thread if u hv no contributions
babe, isn't that contribution enough? In just two sentences, I've told you I think that claim about men is:
1) Backward,
2) Possible, but
3) By no means universal.

Learn to laugh at yourself at times, it makes life less stressful. tongue
Romance › Re: Men Are Scared Of Working Class Babes by Oahray: 3:48pm On Jan 16, 2015
izaray:
Hahaha..guy u are damn funny, u should ve ask her wer she is chatting 4rm first na.
It's only in the village they don't value a woman's certificate na, cos she can't tie firewood with it.
Romance › Re: He Approached Me And Asked For My 2go User Name by Oahray: 3:30pm On Jan 16, 2015
I think he felt you looked like someone who's on 2go, not bbm or WhatsApp. No need asking for a pin you'd likely not have tongue

Why do guys waste time chasing childish girls anyway? Most have nothing meaningful to offer.
Romance › Re: Men Are Scared Of Working Class Babes by Oahray: 3:22pm On Jan 16, 2015
Leave the village and come to the city. You'd see how wrong you are smiley
Romance › Re: I Am A Nice Guy, Why Do I Finish Last? by Oahray: 3:16pm On Jan 16, 2015
You don't finish last because you are nice. You finish last because you are slow. Big difference.
Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray:
whitemosquito:
Chris, the theme was the easiest I came up with. Now I'm wondering how the other themes would have been received. The one wey nearly provoke me na where person talk say nl contest rules are refined at will..Like wtf?
A promise, no matter how you choose to see it, is positive.

@theorbiters, yea, everyone should just relax and see the entries that make the first stage.

...nl contest rules are refined at will...mssstchew.
you are free to hiss as much as you like. Your choice. I mentioned this refinement you made. Literature is not mathematics with a definite approach, people see things differently. That's why you should be clear with your rules.

You gave room for creativity with the freedom to choose how to write it. That's commendable, but trying to condemn the resultant creativity isn't commendable.

I think you should have discussed your preferences with your judges, not bash the contestants with personal opinion which is by no means universal. There is no rule of life or literature that whatever is exciting cannot become tragic.

I could have kept quiet as an observer with no stake in the matter, since you are the organiser and have the right to look out for anything you wish. But it doesn't make any sense to shift the ground underneath one's feet without warning, and then call him drunk for staggering. Refining a rule is not the ish. Saying the contestants failed for not seeing things exactly the way you do, is just arrogant.

...and yes you refined the rules. Sue me. As a leader, you should learn to accept criticism as much as you are willing to give it.
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Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 8:59am On Jan 16, 2015
whitemosquito:
Yes sir, a tragedy can have a happy ending in the context I used. What I meant was, if your story starts out as a tragedy( a ritualist kidnapped a little child and cut her head off) towards the end you must establish the excitement of the new year (the ritual worked, he made bags of money and went on to become a Chief or politician or whatever)

The rules were not ambiguous, were never refined at my will. The only time the rules were tweaked was at the insistence of contestants themselves. It wasnt my initial idea. I take exception to whatever you are implying, sir.
no vex, a tragedy ends badly in whatever context. When there's a sharp pleasant twist at the end it becomes a tragi-comedy.

A change from "any theme of your choice (eg romance, comedy, tragedy)" to 'you have failed because it is a tragedy', is a refinement. In reality, excitement and promises do no rule out the possibility of tragic events.

Relax, I'm not implying what you think I'm implying, whatever that is. Just an observer expressing my thoughts on a thread created for it. If it is unwelcome, I'd only watch henceforth.
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Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 8:22am On Jan 16, 2015
whitemosquito:
I observed that a lot of us either did not understand the rules or we didnt bother to read them.

Very bad. In any contest, one of the most important things you can ever do is to READ THE RULES...and understand them. I even opened a comment thread specifically to respond to questions and clarifications, unfortunately even some of the questions asked were not the right questions..

So while the judges are judging, lemme be dropping little clues...

Now, one of the guidelines reads that contestants may write based on a theme of their choice- comedy, humour, tragedy, romance etc, right?

Okay.

But didnt I go further to state that this edition's Challenge is woven around the PROMISE AND EXCITEMENT OF THE NEW YEAR?

If you think about it carefully, it means only happy stories. Stories that are filled with happiness or excitement. Not tragedies.
If you decide to write a tragedy, you must tweak it or twist it with the best of your skill, somehow towards the finish such that it ENDS ON A HAPPY/EXCITING NOTE.
That's the Challenge.

A lot of contestants failed here.
lol. Tragedies can have happy endings with some tweaking?

Funny thing about NL contest rules, they are usually ambiguous, and get refined at will, often too late. Not all promises get fulfilled, and not every excitement end with mirth.
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Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 10:12pm On Jan 15, 2015
Mehn... See eye food, I go read tire. Thanks whitemosquito.
Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 10:09pm On Jan 15, 2015
Caracta:
Tit tongue
lol.

I'm sorry Caracta. How have you been?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Athletico Madrid Copa Del Rey (2 - 2) On 15th January 2015 by Oahray: 9:59pm On Jan 15, 2015
Na small small. Up next... Madrid to crash out of UCL,and then lose the title race. Perfect season smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Athletico Madrid Copa Del Rey (2 - 2) On 15th January 2015 by Oahray: 9:46pm On Jan 15, 2015
Hmmm... Torres smiley

Up Atletico! The real club from Madrid. cool
Romance › Re: How Do U Feel When Ur Partner Snore by Oahray: 12:55pm On Jan 15, 2015
Lisaflex:
Not dead literally bt figuratively...BTW,I do not snore n i don't expect u 2 bliv me
I believe you cos I know you can watch yourself sleep smiley
Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 12:29pm On Jan 15, 2015
Caracta:
Yes. Tit for tat tongue
well I have neither tit nor tat. Which did I give you?
Romance › Re: Is It Normal To Be More Romantically Attached To Your Best Friend's Wife ? by Oahray: 12:10pm On Jan 15, 2015
emmysoftyou:
is like u dont get it...
what's there to get? That it's normal to desire your best friend's wife and let her flirt with you behind his back because he trusted you enough to give you her number?

Ok. I get now lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: What's The Secret? by Oahray: 11:32am On Jan 15, 2015
2SWT:
Do exercises

sit ups, press ups and skipping

try hold you breath for some minutes then release [helps alot]

eat more fruits and less food


chew food properly before swallowing (especially eba, akpu, fufu etc)


you can also try some herbal slimming products



they all helped me get my flat belly am sure they'll work for you also
picture of your flat belly or isalie tongue
Romance › Re: What's The Secret? by Oahray:
Workout. Do situps and stuff, and don't eat too much. In some persons, the belly is one of the first places the body stores excess fat.
Literature › Re: About Whitey's Flash Fiction Challenge *comment Thread* by Oahray: 11:01am On Jan 15, 2015
Caracta:
Huh?
hmmm... It haf reach like that? sad

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