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whao!

Wish you a safe delivery!

I dont know those who fund this kind of useless research. What has losing virginity as a teenager got to do with divorce?

Interesting! Just wondering how all these will end!

Odunnu:
Snowdrops is the second friend I made from Nairaland after honeric01. Our friendship didnt start on this page.
mind how you jolos us

No wahala. I no jolos o. Wetin be my own friendship position?

Fasting?? Babe you wan kill me be dat o. . . how will I meet you daily demands if am fasting while doing it?. . . no kill this horse now.

You know how you love it nau, no be today you start to like being on top But I love it too, it gives me less work

How I go tire? When you keep giving me pammy, making me high with your love and you keep riding me every hour.

Lets hope for the best. Time will tell.

mukina2:
beyond help

I know, been beyond help since you stole my heart

mukina2:
stop smoking expired ganja

Are you expired? cos you are the only ganja I smoke and you make me feel soooo high  

hehehe lol. Your pin number they with me

See pinkpunk's fine chic, putting on her best pink dress for him

[img]http://ts2.explicit.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=967105258557&id=98754735d92b276b8cb30c6ad47a0c42&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.crazynfunny.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2008%2f08%2fuglywoman.jpg[/img]

oya show me your pinshure if i dey lie

mukina2:

You too like to dey laff. . . see your fine teeth, Can you now see why am always in loff with you

https://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljdvm1Riwp1qiear1o1_500.jpg

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I don't act movies. I direct drones [/color]

lol

yes nau, you actually acted the role of a drone director in the movie

akunta:
Missy,
please can i have a bowl of ice-cream
n some peppered chicken?
thanks.

Pls Enjoy!

https://icecreamjournal.turkeyhill.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/chocolate_and_vanilla_ice_cream-18374.jpg

https://www.sashirecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/PepperChickenFry.jpg

wendybaby:
Missy, wht v I don to deserve this neglect
Am sure u v long forgotten my order, isnt it?
Please lemme have my springrolls and samosa.
I'd prefer OAM4J to serve me.   Dnt 4get to add a bottle of malt drink

Hmnnn we thought you are still giving firearm a hand, a leg and a head . Anyway, you are welcome back.

Enjoy!

https://simplefoodbowl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Spring_Rolls7.JPG
https://www.restaurantwidow.com/images/2008/06/10/samosa.jpg
[img]http://crazynigerian.files./2010/02/malta.jpg[/img]

1. Copy and paste the video url link from youtube (Example for Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

2. Remove "watch?" but leave the letter "v"

3. Remove "=" and replace with "/" then you have - 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

4. Highlight it and click the "insert flash" icon from the icon menu

5. Adjust the screen size to 480,390 instead of the default 200,200 (optional)


Then you have:

[flash=480,390]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc[/flash]

Funmi with all these her controversial pictures.

ifyalways:
awww.The love of a mother!.
When wud men start donating 'em old shriveled but confirmed "akpa amu's" to help them many push and start,no/low sperm count brotha's?lmao

loool

@OP

Good one. Retired mothers should help their failing daughters.

Yes discuss it with your BIL 1st, then both of you should face your husband for his blessings.

Pray more and avoid putting yourself in tempting situations.

BTW, What is stopping you from having sex with your pregnant wife?

Continue here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-690429.0.html

emofine:
Pardon my ignorance but how does one embed videos?

1. Copy and paste the video url link from youtube (Example for Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

2. Remove "watch?" but leave the letter "v"

3. Remove "=" and replace with "/" then you have - 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc

4. Highlight it and click the "insert flash" icon from the icon menu

5. Adjust the screen size to 480,390 instead of the default 200,200 (optional)


Then you have:

[flash=480,390]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc[/flash]

Your beauty is tooooo much, that is why i loff you check out another of Muki's pinshure

[img]http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=889020286066&id=7629be5c8c058dcb485acf504cfa7ee3&url=http%3a%2f%2fstatic.funnyjunk.com%2fpictures%2fuglygirl.jpg[/img]

See your mouth, you too dey lie. No be your acceptance speech when I manage accept your friend request on facebook you just paste up dia.

Plenty of your pinshure dey on facebook wey i don see jor like this one:


[img]http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/Jewelz.jpg[/img]