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Katsumoto:
Lagos has an impressive list as well but there is no need to bugga.  

Are you from Lagos?

dayokanu:
Its a bloody lie. I know ekubear OMI-konga from Oyo, Aigbofa OMI-gutter from Oyo, Oluwatoyin OMI-obo, Katsumoto OMI-oyan,

OMI is not exclusive to Osun alone

Dayo, my sister will say 'o ti yanma' (you don spoil)

Katsumoto:
Do you want to be schooled about the origin of the Yoruba again?  

You need to drop that factually inaccurate version that was taught in schools. You can't even get your version right.
Oduduwa had 8 grand-children; Orunmila who was before Oduduwa had 16 children. When Oduduwa got to Ife, he met Yoruba people there.

Should I go on?  

Go on but with well established facts.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=405919.msg7755981#msg7755981 date=1298047304]Thanks for being a good sport


See Jenny's life giving Mr tri-colour periwinkle chance to drag her yansh, see how OAM4Jenny just denied her just like that pretending he doesn't know it is her calling him Na periwinkle we dey talk oh, not even chipolata sausage Pele Jenny, you will survive [/quote]I told you not to stop those medications yet, and I told Jenny it is not okay to live you alone yet

Denzel? Denzel? Where are you?

teskyg:
Daniel should shut his dirty mouth up.NA now him he get mouth to talk abi?

gbam!

What is going on here? Did anyone mentioned my name?

now 6950. I don try.

wont that be cheating?. . . I go try sha.

just voted!

Interesting thread!

OK, let me share mine. . .

It was on my friend's wedding, I was among the groom's men and my girlfriend of 3yrs was the chief bridesmaid, then came the time for me to give a toast to the new couple. . . I told the story of how the couple met and how they fought all challenges and obstacles to be together and how they are made for each other from heaven. . . it was an highly emotional speech and everyone was moved to tears and toasted to a beautiful future for my friend and his wife,  Just when the people were about to drop their wine glasses, I sought their indulgence for few minutes, then told them about a young lady that captured my heart and how I believe she is made in heaven for me, and right in front of all I asked my girlfriend to marry me. . . with so much tears in her eyes she said 'Yes' then came the moment for me to put a ring on her finger. . . oops! I have not bought any ring , and of course no marriage followed.

jennykadry:
lol see ika the aproko. Wetin consign me with e-phocking? Na the real thing jare,although me and dayo do phone intimacy as the thing too sweet am but sagamite no gree fone sex but i know say him dey use vaseline anytime me and am talk for fone, dayo i finally go meet ,come deal with am with my skills, dayo ended up with over 8 muscle pull that nite, so tey the thing sef come bend go left side as my bakassi break the bone and e no fit come withstand 90 degrees gravity.

Last i heard he was booked into a rehab cos the guy dey roll waist like awilo for streets thinking say i still dey untop am,until a caring passersby call 911 and ambulance na so them book am into 'st vincent of chukwu rehab center'

About time you stop corrupting those of us who are saints and virgins on this forum


@Topic

Some say two can play the game, but I say, divorce and do whatever you want.

Ok, more questions:
SECTION B
7, Name 3 versions of English Language initiated by Becomrich on Nairaland. Batu, Junk
8, The most successful Nairaland interview thread for 'Nairaland Celebrities' was started by who? Don't search.
9, Who is the First Moderator on Nairalander?(Mukina, PM answer of this one to me to do marking scheme )
10, In the early days of Nairaland(up to 2007), which section was the most popular?

Pick the odd one and give reason:
11, Oyb, Phemour, Dayokanu, Semid4lyf, Twinstaiye
12, Ogaga4luv, Odunnu, Netotse, Lagosboy, Jarus
13, Debosky, Becomrich, Kosovo

Who made these statements(paraphrased, not verbatim)?
14, Because some awusa men are playin with his kini, she said we should not move to Benin republic - Becomerich
15, Why are they always giving small teams to Chelsea in premiership and big teams to other clubs, it's ojoro



SECTION C
Complete these sentences and tell what they are:
16, The man who invented grammar - Debosky sig
17,  - is a person who has made more -  than others
18, It's - you -
19, I'm not looking at you I'm -
20, An aggressive minority should not force their opinion on the majority Kobo's sig,


21. Mourinho & Muhammed Ali have one trait in common. Which Nairalander cites these men as examples anytime he's accused of this trait? Sagamite

Who am I?
22, I am Yoruba but also speaks Hausa. I'm almost ever present on NL. I'm very active in Politics, Sports and Romance most. I hate with passion one popular league. I'm US-based. - Dayokanu
23, I am a young Nigerian, self-confessed capitalist, based in a state that has produced two Nigerian presidents, well-known on and outside NL, some people abuse me saying I'm dictatorial, some people praise me and believe that I am underappreciated. Seun Osewa
24, I'm Nairaland's career consultant. People open threads to seek for my advice on their career.
25, I'm Nairaland's self-appointed profiler. I like opening threads on who's the best this, who's the best that. Jarus - the man accused of never getting any award while in school :-

I dey laugh in Bauchi o

And who is afraid of a split?

foyeks2001:
wat room number, so that i can come peep how daddy and mummy always do it(can learn some lessons while peeping u know daddy)

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gestapo:
(Mukina and OAM4J are you jealous yet )

Pls call back on February 15th, Thanks.

Dont be too sure those days are gone, may be they are lot more discreet these days. We dont know what happened to lots of those missing people.

heard rumors that they still bury dead kings with living men (bodyguards), that must escort him to 'aja'. Hope the rumor is untrue sa.

fstranger3:
This is a democracy, not a meritocracy

What you term turn by turn plc is the only way to strengthen our democracy

I believe in putting all the options on the table and allow the best candidate do the job.

Not allow any riff-raff from my village to lead cos it is the turn of my village to produce a leader.

How much of zoning debate do you hear from the west? or are they not practicing democracy

Betty

A good number of our folks in Nigeria are still very much weary of cross cultural marriages for fear of unknown and other reasons

But then I know a lot of people who got over those barriers, not immediately or with ease, but overtime with much persuasions.

It depends on your bf, what is his stand? does he believe he can persuade/convince his family to change their mind?

If he doesn't believe he can, and he thinks you two should end the relationship, then you might just leave him and move on.

I cook and I enjoy it. I even experiment a lot.

Trained by the best cook that ever existed in the world - My late Grandmother (how I miss her)

chaircover:
Please can you confirm if the alleged harrasee is a man or a womwn, You repeadly used the word she

Whatever a male lecturer can do, a female lecturer can do. . . even better. _{forgive my joke}

Anyway, it is news to me as well, I have not heard of a Nigerian female lecturer harassing a male student, not to talk of a female student, but then anything can happen.

mutter:
This story could be very true.
I had that problem with a lecturer once. From 100 level i pulled his course till final year. With resits I had taken that paper6 times and it was easy. When I eventually went to meet him, he told me point blank that I had wasted too much time, he had been waiting patiently for me to come and render my dues.
He was not the only lecturer.
It is hard to prove such things.
You stand there and are confronted with either doing it or bearing the consequences.
@poster you are a good father. I know you will find a way of advising your daughter. Believe you me some parents will ask the girl to do it.

You forgot to tell us what you eventually did to pass, or our guess is as good as yours

The evil men do! so sad.

too bad, very very sad.

fstranger3:
OK. I will. As long as she does not insult me anymore.

Am sure she wont, if you leave her alone and ignore her posts. Thanks.

fsranger, chill now. Just leave her alone, pls give her a break. . .PLEEEEAAASEEEE!

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=604602.msg7726413#msg7726413 date=1297650076]so who are the active mods here on nairaland?[/quote]It is apparently 3.27am in Nigeria now, they should be sleeping soundly on their beds, except dem be winch.

They'll be active when they wake up in abt 4-6 hrs time.

good job honeric01, keep it up.

Jenifa relax. If you dont like fstranger or anyone's comment about you, simply ignore it, they will leave you alone.

fstranger3:
I will let Bkbabe handle that "binch."

Not gonna waste my time on him.

I am glad they are having sleepnights because of me. just like how the thought of Awo strike fear in their heart.


PS: DOnt I deserve the Asiwaju of NL title?

I already gave you the Balogun and Warrior title, how many titles do you wanna take?

About time you take it easy with Jenifa. Pls give her a break.  

jason123:
I hope these two can rule us one day!

only if we refuse to invest in the turn-by-turn Nig plc, a.k.a zoning.

Who are those people obj was calling thieves and barons of divisions?

@KnowAll

While I understand and share part of your sentiments about the level of corruption, short sightedness and wastages currently going on Nigeria, It will still take decades for Angola to match up with Nigeria in terms of development.

You are only talking about Luanda, not the entire country, but we have already built a city from oil wealth, Angola is yet to do anything close to that and I doubt the numerous projects going on in Luanda can match up with the on going projects in Lagos alone.

Unfortunately most if not all of these UK/overseas base politicians will not be voting, and I wonder how many of them are known in their constituencies.