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God truly answers prayers
If not for God's intervention,maybe today would have been his 19/20th posthumous birthday celebration after he was arrested by Abacha for an allege coup.
I salute God for liberating us from the two demons below

A husband and wife caught up in a deadly crash had been having sex behind the wheel at 50mph before they hit a canal bank.

Matthew Notebaert, 33, had been driving his wife Amanda, 31, back home after a concert in Loxahatchee, Florida, when the couple started getting intimate behind the wheel.

Both were naked from the waist down and Amanda had been sitting on his lap when the tragedy happened at around 12.30am.

The mum-of-two died after her head hit the dashboard and windscreen, reports Metro.

A toxicology report found Notebaert’s blood alcohol level was almost twice Florida’s legal limit, and he also had marijuana in his system.

A court heard how it was Amanda’s first night out since giving birth to their second child, Stacey, and they drank whiskey from a small flash they sneaked into the show.

Notebaert remembered getting intimate with Amanda when he pulled over on the way home and her sitting on his lap when he set off again.

But he could not remember what happened next until he woke up next to her body in the crashed Chevrolet Equinox on March 8, 2014.

Notebaert, whose legs were severely injured in the crash, tearfully told the court: ‘I miss her more than words express.’

He pleaded guilty at an earlier hearing to vehicular homicide and drunken driving.

Amanda’s parents Mike and Lisa Stacey demanded the ‘maximum allowable sentence’ for Notebaert after telling him: ‘You had a responsibility to get your wife home safely.’

Notebaert’s lawyer Stephen Bell asked for him to be spared jail and given probation so he could be with his son, 12, and daughter, now three.

But Judge Johnson said Notebaert had a criminal history, including burglary, theft and possessing drugs. He had also been accused of reckless driving and leaving the scene of a crash.

Sentencing him to five years behind bars, the Judge told him: ‘This isn’t your first chance. You’ve been to jail before, you’ve been on probation.

‘You failed your wife, you failed your children and you failed all your family that is here today.’


http://punchng.com/couple-crash-car-while-having-sex-in-motion-wife-dies/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

juman:


Anyway other senators are also agberos.

You mean birds of a feather flock together

I can't laff

Goal... Sane-5mins

Great and commendable efforts..
Yes we need more of this...
Sponsors should please help save a dream...

Dog meat!
Puke on thread

Final score Arsenal 0 Vs Manchester City 0 or draw
Conte is gifted,mourinho is depressed,Wenger is confused.....

This man no wan retire..
No retirement for entertainment..
I like him sha

Agbero Senator

Ademoore07:
I'm a tinnitus patient of over 25 year now. By tinnitus, I mean noise in single or both ears. Though, the real cause and solution is unknown. I had been managing this issue without the use of hearing aid for almost 25 years now. Since last year, things get worse. I could hardly perceived what someone is saying clearly. Right from onset, my ENT doctor prescribed for drugs such as Neurobion, Prednisolone and Vitamin B-complex, unfortunately those couldn't stop the noise nor improves my ears perception to sounds. Three weeks ago, I went for an audiometry test at a reputable teaching hospital in South western part of Nigeria. The doctor diagnose me of Profound hearing loss with tinnitus. He advised that I should purchase a digital hearing aid with sophisticated technologies that even work with phones. He made mention of products such as Siemens Signia, starkey hearing aids. Although, I had contacted most of these companies in nigeria and I received a shocker of my life. The prices of this aids were just too outrageous. The cheapest I heard of cost three hundred and fifty thousand naira (350,000). There are other products from companies such as widex and audifon, but my doctor warned me against them. If there is anyone who had encountered this ailment with relevant prescription or direction to the right dealers/sellers should please share your advise with me. Please, help a brother

@OP, try stugeron for your tinnitus and see maybe it will help

Abacha- 20 September 1943 – 8 June 1998-the bolded was one of the happiest day in Nigerian history

Just a month later

MKO Abiola-24 August 1937 – 7 July 1998-the bolded was one of the saddest day in Nigeria history

nuelzy:
look at this mugu...


are u well at all

so he shouldn't not slap the momma and collect the milla abi??

just ordinary slap wey the mama dey collect anyhow for movie set for just #200k

i repeat...u be first class mugu

Your look says a lot about you and the family you came from...
You are definitely high on weed..
Pls dont ever quote me if you don't have something good to say and you can start slappin your mama by placing a bet on her..
E D hot

Just cruisin'

Double post

Poverty...
Even if your mother agrees,both of you will be punished by God and it will even become a generational curse
What if you slap her and she slumps and ....God forbid
Hmm,Nigerians can do anything for money

Obinoscopy:
Saw this seemingly innocuous question and decided to share. Let's see how intelligent you are



Provide explanation for your answer.

Happy New Month and Happy April Fool's Day .

The day the teacher made that statement is on monday.
Let me explain
If only yesterday(sunday) was tomorrow, today(monday) would have been saturday.So if it will be Sunday tomorrow,today would then be Saturday.

Get well soon and God will replenish you more..
Karma will eventually punish them...
And when this happen,people will blame the Government and witches..

when the hunter become the hunted

3rd class is not a barrier to achieving your dreams and great things..

Criminal..

A wife or a prostitute?
Just tired of seeing fake women everywhere I look...

His doppelganger

It doesn't matter
What matters now is that you are now a professor and a Nobel laureate in literature

May God heal them
They are future Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo

A true leader

YelloweWest:
He deserves to have his dìck chopped off! 4yearold toddler

He is a devil incarnate.I hope he didn't infect her

Op,you forgot his latest remix of Hit 'em up

Assembly of frauds..
Dino is the first Nigerian to remix Tupacs hit song Hit 'Em Up
Probably recruiting is friends to do another remix

That's an example of desperate parents who took justice Into their own hands
He deserved to be punished but not that way...

But as he grew older and realized people would actual pay to see his bizarre talent, Keeton stopped caring about other people's opinions, he said.

'People are like, 'That's retarded,' but now I'm paid to do it. How retarded is that?'

It may seem bizarre to some, but Keeton has turned the condition into a full-time career, which earns him up to $1,500 a day and sometimes as much as $8,000 in a weekend - and all he is does is stick cans and bottles from brands to his head.

Although the mysterious condition has yet to be given an official name, Keeton has a few ideas of what it could be.

Maybe 'Can Head Suction Disease,' he said, before changing his mind.

'Well not 'Disease' though, that sounds bad. Maybe 'Can Head Skin Condition' would be a good name.'

Not only is he able to stick objects to his skin, but his wounds heal faster, he gets sick less and ages slower than the average person.

Keeton won the Guinness World Record for carrying the most cans on his head last year.


During the event, he kept eight cans on his head for a total of 10 seconds  - winning him the record.

'Of course I blew a lot of minds in China,' Keeton said.

'My interpreter was stopped three times by the police, because I was walking around with cans on my head. 

'Also I was in shorts and t-shirt even though it was like nine degrees out.' 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4358082/Jamie-Keeton-aka-Head-stick-cans-head.html