₦airaland Forum

DissTroy:
See? He couldn't even deny he's a thief. I mean, Coogar targeted Ibime for years and everyone knew it was personal for him. Now we know : Ibime stole his intellectual property.

You revel in the supposed "rap legend" tag. Rap wasn't supposed to be a hobby for you - it was a career. You used to organise Nairaland GoFundMe to fund mixtapes and 'singles' then we found out they mirrored your IQ digits - single.

Who can single out any time you told people off who erroneously tagged you a rap legend? You never dig 'causs that was your single achievement! You reveled in it.

Immediately I attacked your illusionary legacy with proof even, you suddenly came charging to defend.

You were here before Blaqbonez, Eldee, Vector and Limerick made a career on Nairaland then moved on to being actual artistes. You spent hours recording singles which are only remembered in passing on rare moments of epiphany in restrooms like "You know, the most useless songs I've ever heard were sung by a delusional rambling drug addict called Ibime on Nairaland. Nightmares".

Lexical kleptomaniac!

Ibime is reverend from Nairaland to Facebook and the time of 2Go... in fact I was hearing about Ibime before I knew Nairaland existed. He seems like a common man here mingling with us but he made Text battle what it is in Nigeria today... It’s no longer popular and you can maybe guess why.
People do stuffs in Nairaland for fun doesn’t mean they no get life outside, you’ll be surprised the kind people wey Dey this Nairaland

hensben:
Fun fact: Kante is doing the work of modric and casemiro for chelsea. who will be our toni kroos seeing that jorginho rarely give long passes.

Time to recall Bakayoko

timbros:
Football.

Tears vs sorrow

Kante is a winner mehn
Won all major trophies I reckon

Raumdeuter
Chelsea’s best 11 vs Man city and we saw who came out victorious
He wins leagues cos man’s got a very good 20 players and changed team often

Oar blusssssssss

Chelsea gats win

Is it old age or this is Fergie’s real accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kit2Vej29Xc

Hamas targeting civilians as their attacks aren’t strategic at all
Why they are terrorist

Simple stuffs like not over speeding and staying 3 seconds behind any vehicle will save so many lives in Nigeria.

Cpossibility:
What a friend did to me last week.

Just like in my case, so many graduates in the country are today, traumatized, depressed or even suicidal. Nothing is more depressing than seeing oneself jobless after several years of graduation. More annoying is when there's no finance to even start a business no matter how brilliant the business idea could be. If I have capital or even a collateral to use and get some money somewhere, I would rest completely from job hunting.

My ordeal.
Few months ago, I stumbled on a friend on Facebook whom we were school mates back in secondary school. His parents resided outside the state which he normally came back on school resumption and would go back during holidays.

On meeting him on Facebook, taking a look at his pictures, he's obviously doing well and claimed he's working with an international NGO. I told him my pains which is unemployment. Immediately, he was happy and telling me not to worry again that with his connections here and there, I'll get a job. His promise was to fix me either in the NGO, an insurance company, factory work or any other place of which he has links and connections.

We talked extensively and negotiated my movement and arrived I should come over last week. The plans was to stay in his 2 bedroom apartment and until 3-4 months when I can rent my own place. So I moved from Rivers state to Lagos Monday last week with just 16k on me. En route Lagos, we were keeping in touch so to know how closer I am and until I got to Lagos (God is Good Motors park) around 8pm. I called him that I have arrived the park and he said he was coming to pick me.

Long story short, that was the last time his number went. Initially, I thought it was network, or may be temporary low battery. I kept dialling the number through out the night but it never went again. Of course I had no choice than to sleep in the park. Woke up the next morning hoping his number would go but still same. I had no body else in Lagos nor knowing any where as that was my first time in Lagos. So I was just roaming around the park the whole day like a lost sheep, hungry, frustrating and pains but still hoping for his call but none came. When I tried reaching via Facebook and realized I was blocked, that was when it dawned on me that I have to start going back immediately. Already, transport fare from PH to Lagos finished about N10,500. So I was left with about 4k on me. At that point in the evening, I knew my best bet as I said earlier was to find my way back immediately but I didn't even have enough cash for my return. I had no option than to start telling people about my predicament and appealed for help to raise fund to return home the next morning. I was mocked and laughed at while some were asking to buy my phone at a very ridiculous amount. But then at that point, I could have sold it at the ridiculous amount but the phone was the only medium of communication with people especially my mum who was already worried over the journey right from the onset. I kept approaching people to help me and until one man graciously completed the money for me and I paid for my return.

On reaching home, I did nothing than thanking God that at least my case wasn't like that of late Iniobong Umoren. At least I came back home alive...which is the most important thing. But what I don't understand is why the guy chose to be that wicked to me forgetting this world is a very small place. I mean if there was never a job, why did he have to put me through that? Anyways, I have since moved on. Not even swearing/cursing him but leave everything for God. Such is life!

Fellow nairalanders, that is the dairy of a Nigerian job seeker. This leave me with the question, "will Nigeria ever be good for ordinary Nigerian?"

Post his details on Facebook so people will be aware of the guy.

nengibo:
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Is that a school?

nengibo:
so na this hand painting wey go make these girl become menace to society, omo d way Nigerian dey reason sef, i just tya

nothing concern me with the girl... You ignorantly mentioned Australia but no student will wear that to an Australian school.

nengibo:
Yes, like you rightly said it's their tradition and culture, these are lawmakers in Australia of Maori descent, let's stop using Caucasian standard to judge African people

Are they students? You can even play in Australia as a student if you do not wear a hat... Better train children before they become menance to the society...

Once you do that kind makeup... you non binary

So many African Americans have been wrongly convicted... The law there was meat to suppress the. Truly.

iPhone 11 Pro... when it came out newly

Stoopid

Supan:
You dey mind them? Cowards of the highest order.

Fulani herdmen are raping his mothers in the village oh. He can't muster his strength to defend them. Bloody cowards and cultists.

That’s why I don’t pity them... Nuisance to the society

ruggedboy01:
off course you are free to quote me online, I wonder if you can ever do that offline, I no go waste my time on you, just be guided who you insult online

Hard man hard man... why not join military and be useful.. who cultism help, imagine bragging about it.

Hashabiah:
Israel has just started fighting a war they cannot win. The best solution is to broker peace because Muslims are more suicidal than any other religious group out there

How?.... In Nigerian our own country people who are Jihadist wanna kill us
I’ve spoken to few Arab guys and they don’t want peace with Israel.

This lady is 23 she open eye early sha... Ass enlargement already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CJEYZ5b7dM
Lol

Unknown8:
I will try this. Thank you

wait you haven’t done that
That’s how it was treated when we were much younger

afrodoc:
That one easy. You too dey tap current from all those Aussie girls.






It’s the weather. Cold and dry air in particular.

Try wearing leather-soled shoes, touching the glass window of the car before touching the metallic door, using a humidifier at home.

It just MAY help. If it doesn’t no wahala. Nothing go happen.

Lastly stop tapping current.

Thanks Doc.. I thought there must be some electron imbalance in me or something..
I’ll do as you say...

afrodoc:
Someone should please give hensbrain some accolades. He has been repeating the same thing since yesterday but you guys are ignoring him.

Please give him his accolades. He paid his dues.

Doc, I’ve been getting shocked whenever I touch metal surfaces from door handles to television, or when I’m about opening my car, and some other random stuffs... it’s driving me crazy
Could there be a medical reason or it’s due to the weather?

abduleez1:
Damn, so I was too tired and came home late for the match(few minutes before FT), didn't feel the need to go watch the match cos of my extreme fatigue. Thinking this match would be an easy one.

I jejely break fast, pray, go sleep.

Funny thing I didn't even check Google for Livescore sef. I just weak and expecting 2-0/3 goal deficit or something. This morning I just wake up, after gaining some strength enter YouTube I dey see 1-2, I confuse whether La Liga dey whine me abi na mistake, till I check Google.

Omo Koeman useless I swear. And the mad man still collect red card join.

This explanation is for what now

That’s surely coogar

DSC7:
I met this girl last week, we discussed for a while then i let my intentions known to her... She accepted and fell in love with me...

TBH i loved her too unconditionally, after 3days she paid me a visit, we talked, got to know each other better and ended up having an epic romance but no sex because i had no condom at home when she visited....

Yesterday she visited again and i heard the worst news i never expected...


As we were talking she was just staring in space, i noticed and asked her what is bothering her,, she was reluctant to open up but after persuading her she open up to me.....


She told me that she came here to hustle but along the line she discovered that she is pregnant, she called her bf and told him but he ended up telling her to take care of her self that he is not ready for any pregnancy issue... After some days she called him again but his number was switched off.. Since then she have not heard from him...


Now the problem is that she wants to terminate the pregnancy but i talked her out of it because it's a 50/50 something... She agreed to keep it but since yesterday i have been thinking of how to continue with her, I don't know whether to end the Relationship or to still keep her so her sanity would still be intact... She looks so disturbed, betrayed and depressed but she told me that anytime she is around me she feels comfortable because i was still showing her love and caring despite her condition...


My brothers and gentle men i need your input because i am confused....

I guess you are outside the country... if she wants to terminate, it should be her decision as I’m pretty sure the odds are in her favour and not the 50/50 you opined.
Then why tell her to keep it when you will japa later.