₦airaland Forum

funny lol
1. my first love
2. Patience not like mama G ooo
3. the 1 after jesus

adaxxy:
@freeamong, hello house, could you please throw light about treasury bills,how it works and what is the minimum you can start with ?Thank you

@adaxxy it like repeating what is already on the thread pls for newbiess would advice before you invest in tbill please I take God beg you go through this thread from page 1-end so that
1 you would learn from history and also understand the trends,
2. those banks staff would not make a fool of your money lolz
3. you would be able to make informed choice
4. you would also know the technicality of tbill
I rest my case happy investing
my 1000000000 cowries contribution(since naira is devalued). lolz

just2endowed:
am thinking of investing too....

Please i bank with gtb....whats the minimum i can but Tbills in GTB ?

if i work up to diamond bank, must i have saving account with them before i can buy TBills from them?

please can anyone drop the Tbill rate all this banks offer?

Thanks

bro just go to their CCC and make enquiries better still you can do it online
all in all to invest in tbill you must have at least a savings account with the bank
my 0.5kobo contribution

SmellOfMonkey:



Serves her right. When they go about wearing mini skirts who dey there?? Mtcheew

please can you close your eyes and say Amen to my prayers?
may this happen to you if really u are a woman
may it happen to your daughter if you have one
may it happen to your mother if she is still alive
if you cannot say Amen then it means what they did was bad and you wouldn't want it for your loved ones
real men don't don't don't don't abuse women no matter what (don't was deliberately)
mini skirts is that why a man cannot get a grip of himself?
under no condition should a man rape a woman it like unexplained

nice FP in a long while shortcuts are good and very fast but i must add a warning
don't get to use to it if you are in a CBT( computer based test) because you would fail like otueke men and clueless because you would not even fathom why you failed personal experience oooooo
back in 2009 when I was in my final year we did a CBT exam zero unit that was the only exam I had failed in my entire life because am a Master of short cut in computer, meanwhile the program used in written the software does not understand short cut, so I had to repeat the course the next day and aced it
the moral of my story is learn as many as you can but don't I repeat don't used it in CBT exams.

acidtalk:
FAKE STORY FROM A HUNGRY SMALL BOY WHO VISITED THE MALL FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE. HE HAD TO SNAP A WRIST WATCH BECAUSE NEVER IN HIS WIDEST DREAM DID HE EVER IMAGINE HE WILL STAND SO CLOSE TO AN EXPENSIVE ITEM.


YOU LEAVE OBODO OYINBO EMPTY HANDED ONLY TO COME AND SHOP IN NIGERIA. #NaTrue.


To even imagine some folks are believing the liar.


A word of advice son, face your studies and work LEGALLY hard so this your day dreaming can eventually be a reality.

THE TRUTH GBAM LIKE IT IS HOT(or as e de hot) lol many fake bro guys here
#raptune for fake dudes ***** caught u drag u slap u from ur hummer for treating us like (olila) that is fool in idoma.
them b bungalow brains cos there is nothing upstairs

srcpt that actually ukuwani but deep though
arodan back then it's used to prank ppl in my neighborhood then there is this one have forgotten the name now if they send u to collect that it a knock on your head u swear and curse the person from your breath cos u can't actually say it to his face
in otueke there is a land know as "du-oma-bo" land of no return that where I think is his next journey from ABJ
MY 2/4 cowries contribution

story for the gods yeah tales by moonlight
all said and done remain a virgin or not till marriage it Good
bleep before marriage is bad my opinion oooo
quote me u get slapped or dismembered

story for the gods could u call it tales by moonlight lol

adaxxy:
@freeamong, hello house, could you please throw light about treasury bills,how it works and what is the minimum you can start with ?Thank you

poster pls try and go through the thread you would find more than enough info for you to make the right investment choice
minimum varies from bank to bank some but the minimum for gt,first bank ,diamond is 100k but you must have a savings account for you to be able to buy just walk into any of the banks and make enquiries but please comb thoroughly through this thread because some bank/staffs could be very funny if you are a newbiee and have no idea about it
my 0.5kobo contribution

reading comment makes me go woooooooh
it is idea for the wife to help out by telling or persuading the family to reduce some of the items, remember no matter how much or materials/requirements you fulfill u can never satisfy your in-laws.....FACT
but to directly pay it depend on love and maturity,
would like it if Nigeria can at least behave like Indians for once, where bride pay bride price in cows e.t.c




disclaimer wish some one could pay for my big bro pm me if you are willing to pay

what is your budget like

bro don't be discouraged anything is possible
my story HND I started the first semester with 2.5 second 3:87
HND 2 first semester 4:0 and last 3:98 got distinction after all many people tried to talk me out of it brb b3 low

marriages breaks when there is no communication please op u know your wife better than "us" communicate with her
my 40kobo contribution

clevvermind:
please exclude the married guys. But even some married guys would still want to taste their lips. Na lie?

I don't even like terming married men guys.

yes and no but bros am not married ooo SSS tins hope you get my drift

clevvermind:
abeg talk true. Nor dey form here.

guy na true na u no know say some don marry abi u want make God punish me ni? I have change if na before heeeeeeh I fit but now it a big NO

clevvermind:
Here are the top ten most pretty romancelanders every guy including myself would wish to kiss. Any guy that says otherwise is a liar and the truth is not in him.


Here are their monikers:

1.Cococandy


2.Farano


3.Jennimma


4. Marieolae


5. VickyyB


6. Eroticangelina


7. Ireneomy


8. Mprex


9. Kristina1


10. ......

Who should be the tenth person?

wouldn't kiss the above mentioned names for £1000 gosh all are taking and I don't do mama's
please can u come up ASAP of girlfriend that are age 23-27 then I can choose and go to chosen hahaha
but shout out to the magnificent 10 abeg no take am personal oooooo I just like small babes or old "women"in Small body aka iyatunde lol

softysparky:
You are not alone.

u 2 as u fine reach? lol!!!!! op try and see a doctor wouldn't want to prescribe a drug here just see a doctor and please don't use VALIUM5 OOOOOOO my 30000000 cowries contribution

After reading through this Special Report,
any shred of doubt in the reader's mind
that Nigeria is doomed and heading for a
headlong, downward Plummeting will
simply dissipate. The details of the
remuneration of an average Nigerian
Senator is detailed below:
Basic Salary (B.S) - N2 484 245.50
Hardship Allowance (50 per cent of B.S) -
N1 242 122.70
Constituency Allowance (200 per cent of
B.S) - N4 968 509.00
Newspapers Allowance (50 per cent of B.S)
- N1 242 122.70
Wardrobe Allowance (25 per cent of B.S) -
N621 061.37
Recess Allowance (10 per cent of B.S) - N
248 424.55
Accommodation (200 per cent of B.S) - N4
968 509.00
Utilities (30 per cent of B.S) - N828 081.83
Domestic Staff (70 per cent of B.S) - N1 863
184.12
Entertainment (30 per cent of B.S) - N828
081.83
Personal Assistants (25 per cent of B.S) -
N621 061.12
Vehicle Maintenance Allowance (75 per
cent of B.S) - N1 863 184.12
Leave Allowance (10 per cent of B.S) - N248
424.55
Severance Gratuity (300 per cent of B.S) -
N7 452 736.50
Car Allowance (400 per cent of B.S) - N 9
936 982.00
TOTAL MONTHLY SALARY = N29 479 749.00
($181 974.00)
TOTAL YEARLY SALARY = N29 479 749.00 x
12
= N353 756 988.00 ($2 183 685.00)
EXCHANGE RATE: $1 = N162
LEGISLATORS PAY WORLDWIDE PER ANNUM
Britain - $105 400.00
United States - $174 000.00
France - $85 900.00
South Africa - $104 000.00
Kenya - $74 500.00
Saudi Arabia - $64 000.00
Brazil - $157 600.00
Ghana - $46 500.00
Indonesia - $65 800.00
Thailand - $43 800.00
India - $11 200.00
Italy - $182 000.00
Bangladesh - $4,000.00
Israel - $114 800.00
Hong Kong - $130 700.00
Japan - $149 700.00
Singapore - $154 000.00
Canada - $154 000.00
New Zealand - $112 500.00
Germany - $119 500.00
Ireland - $120 400.00
Pakistan - $3 500.00
Malaysia - $25 300.00
Sweden - $99 300.00
Sri Lanka - $5 100.00
Spain - $43 900.00
Norway - $138 000.00
In terms of lawmakers’ salaries as a ratio
of GDP per capita, the gap is even much
wider. While the salary of a Nigerian
lawmaker is 116 times the country’s GDP
per person, that of a British member of
parliament is just 2.7 times.
The average salary of Nigerian worker
based on the national minimum wage is
N18 000.00,
So, the yearly salary is N18 000.00 x 12 =
N216,000.00 ($1 333.00)
Remember, Yearly Salary of Nigerian
Senator = $2, 183, 685.00
Proportion: $2 183 685.00/$1 333.00 = 1
638
It will take an average Nigerian worker
1,638 years to earn the yearly salary of a
Nigerian Senator."
Source: The Economist
THIS IS CERTAINLY NOT ABOUT A POLITICAL
PARTY BUT A POLITICAL CLASS

following u asap

bro would appreciate if you could send to my mail as many as possible d.k olukoya anytime my favorite of all time

direct your post to car talk and auto there you would get qualitative and quantitative advice,sorry for the big grammar no mind me joor

thumbs up bro

is this the type of government he still want us to vote for?
where we can only see his performance on paper, or was the houses built where ordinary Nigeria can't even see them or have Nigeria acquire a Liaison office in Pluto?
reading comments here I haven't see any1 who live in those houses name was ooo
my 10000000000 cowries contribution to him since naira is devalued(no get value like before)
is this tell us all you would have done but you did not do and tell us those who frustrated your efforts, if not be prepared to vacate
my
my highest contributions (100,ⁿ00000000000) cowries

joke of the century, abi na my eye no see #20,000 you must be joking when they pay #60,000k from port and cargo to Anthony village guy u are very funny

deennest:
Thanks for d infos.

Please I need to know; what is the implication of having my rate higher than the CBN stop rate apart from not being able to purchase the tbills that week?

- Also will I be charge for bidding higher?


Thanks in advance

no bro u will not be charged but you can also reapply directly with your bank but remember you won't get the CBN stop rate from your bank give and take -0.5-1% reduction

princeuk21:
lol

true bro was expecting 91 days @15% now it just 11:20% below my expectation.

dandollar1:
Happy days are here again.

no bro was expecting more than these ooooo

feelamong:
Dear XXXXX,

Please see below the result of the last Primary Market Auction:

PRIMARY MARKET AUCTION RESULT

TENOR (DAYS) STOP RATE

91 11.20%

182 14.40%

364 15.00%

be like this guys no want to increase this thing make we take small risk and make small money ooo chia DAT 90day suppose to increase na Chai scratching my head ooooo
wetin man go do now be like I go go break for now ooooo