₦airaland Forum

JONATHANISM is a life threatening infection caused by a
notorious, multi-drug resistant organism called GEJ. It
manifested as endemic disease in Nigeria. It's main
symptoms include; poverty, in-discipline, bribery,
corruption, theft, insecurity, unemployment,
pooreducation, bad roads, poor health care & no electricity
supply among others. The current drugs found to be
effective against the organism include; Atikucyline,
Buharimycin, Kwankwasilline, Amechicillin and Tinibustan
all available in APC Pharmacy nationwide. The Doctors in
charge of spreading the disease were staff of APC hospital
who left for PDP Referral Medical Center:
1. Consultant Ali modu sheriff
2. Surgeon General Shekarau
3. Dr. N. Ribadu
Some experts believed that high dose of Protesting can
also eradicate it but with potential side effects. The most
recent research has confirmed that judicious use of PVC
( your permanent voters card) at the right dosage (2015
election) will surely eradicate all the diseases as well as
their side effects.
disclaimer SSS and DSS should please let me be ooooo

for now I would advice you to invest in Treasury bill just go to your bank and ask for investment section, tell them you want to buy tbill but I will advice u read a thread on treasury bills from page 1-145 there you get enough tips whether to invest or not pls don't give anyone your money on NL if no face2face contact or transaction

survey survey and a good business plan hope u have a business plan if not sit down analysis the business do a SWOT analysis before you plunge into it good luck bro

bemagnify:
pls wia is ur location.... Currently have a betting shop here in bayelsa... Need a soft loan like 50k to pay wit interest.... Pls respond.... Callin u...ur numb nt going....

and what are u proposing on using the loan for check my signature and let chat on whatapps

10-20% interest hmmmmm no where in Nigeria unless u want to loss your money the only guarantee avenue for such profit is fraud you can get 10-15 percent within three months by investing in Treasury bills

lot of clueless and dumb Nigerians but change is what I see for us,what has the president done for 6yrs?
I just have a prayer for the pro-gej supporter's may God allow your life to be manage the way gej manage Nigeria IJN aminaa

sex on first date is bad though I am guilty of it many times, it a wrong foundation for any serious relationship.
the thing is givers never lack as a Lady don't expect to collect give in what ever guise from a guy and expect he won't want something in return except he is "father Xmas"

aristocrazzy:
Haha! Na longer throat cos am.
I've decided to quit dope this year and every other young man out there should follow suit.
LMAO.

come off it bro we just want to start u are saying quit pls come school me if u gat gals that do it better prefare learning for females

so so so so wrong, did Jesus send the crowd away when he was preaching? NO even when the disciple's felt otherwise but who am I to judges

op the question should be why we should not vote him with the above points I think u have answered your question.

if am in your shoes this is what I would called testimony time blessing time, bro God show u add the beginning of the year your enemy and u are depressed,what else could be better than this to start a new year?move on bro
God please this new year please knock out my fake friends 2 front teeth so that I can eaSILY identity them when they smile

your hubby belonged to that 18th century folks who believed that women should be seen and not be ...... dear you should take him to see your pastor or better still tell him this is the 21century that women should be treated with dignity and respect.smh

FrankDude:
Physiologist or psychologist?
I think you need to return back to school ,and learn basic meaning of words.

bro u need both a physiologist and a psychologist I didn't made any wrong statement I know u need both #teamwelikecorrections#

kelechiMarie:
We wey nor com fine nkor

hey if u gat brains beauty is nothing

bro you have to set a priority as to what you want and stick to it cut down on the unessesary things u don't need and also invest invest invest on your savings,cut down on babes that is the real money sucker.and also you can invest in Treasury bills but not now ooooo after elections
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FrankDude:
First of all,I am not gay,I am sexually attracted to girls and not to guys.
I have dated a couple of girls but its only one that I can call real dating,because That's the only one where I get to see her physically hang out and all that,but it ended badly,She quitted for a stupid reason,it was So heart shattering but being a precautious person, I didn't allow my whole heart to fall for her to prevent heart break.
Basically I cant say I have dated more than a girl in the real sense of proper dating.

The thing is this,over the years of my interactions with girls,I have noticed that a lot of them pretend a lot and they have a very big ego,and pride. It's annoys me a lot,just because you are a female you think every guy that talks to you wants to date you So you deliberately starts acting in an unfriendly manner towards the guy,why do girls do this? Some girls feel pompous and they act like they defecate flowers.

Some are So self important, they feel it's a privilege that they are even responding to you.

Another annoying thing about them is that, they feel they are always right, just for the fact that they are females that makes them always right.

I have been rejected by some(painful) I have rejected some also,some have played tricks on me,some have betrayed me,some are heartless, I hate to break girls heart but it's just unavoidable, I can't make myself like a girl that likes me first, and if I show my likeness to a girl they start forming like that they are more important than you are.

Generally I feel So negative towards girls,ladies, women however you want to call them, I am more inclined to insult a girl/lady than to insult a guy, I feel a deep resentment for them,like I need to teach them a lesson.


IS THIS NORMAL? What can be done about it,if it isn't.

brother u need to see a physiologist or better still yaba left

dear encourage her and help her to quit, in doing that you should not judgemental she should see you as a sister.

do you have female friends that are in the military? if you do ask any of them or better still just visit any military hospital you will get the best drug/injection that would make you unable to see you monthly flag for 3months you can also renew if u like it
even if u bleep everyday 100times you won't get pregnant will not name d drug as it is only best know to the "initiates"
my 2kobo contribution

op it depend on the kind of family if they respect and would treat "us" with respect no problem
but situations like this will bring out the best from the man because he would want to be "free"

brother I feel your pain but my advice is this ACCEPT WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME
why should you change to please people? start by taking that shirt off today and walking for everybody to see that is you nobody can be you more than you,you will be amazed some people will like it #BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

chibic:
70% women cheat too...infact,their own is worst cos hubby may die from it..I bet no woman on this thread can swear she's never cheated on a man before during dating,courting,marriage..

Why I don't normally feel pity for women that complains about a cheating hubby is cos if you investigate the woman properlly,you'll be shocked that she might have also cheated sometimes in their relationship/marraige but the hubby didn't find out so it'll make her seem holy...everyday,we come across promiscous wives who will even want to turn this world upside down if she finds out her hubby is doing same..so,you should just stop crying foul.

bro u are hitting her below the belt am not married but have promised myself not to cheat when I get married so help me God
dearii if u guys attend the same Church u and your hubby should go for counseling
and ladies pls stop checking ur husband phone cos u must see something!!!!!!!
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bro university education is worth it because it gives you the ability to think things out for your self,I too am a graduate in fact when I was in school I had this high hope of making it big time 1year down the line nothing just had to hustle to make ends meet
bro keep the faith for one day heaven will smile at you and keep off bad company

though she has no business making babies at that age but I pray the good lord guide and protect her and the babies
for the sisters that are hating don't hate God go do your own but pls get married before making babies
let me also use this opportunity to address all the NL 25-30 babes that are playing hard to get ona see ona self pls don't have have unrealistic goals that he must be so and so if he has vision, dreams and aspirations that are just like urs marry the guy, just ask the super singles 40+ that are successful in their career they will tell u a big lie"marriage is not for everyone"
am coming back to finish this just my 400000 cowries contribution to the 16yrs and NL babes
space booked

hmmmmm to clear my throat haaaa to wash my eyes and read his seasonal note
my president 6yrs you are still coming up with the plan when will the plans take off? am sure my brother Ruben abati is also planning with you? u just have to keep the plan for now, what happen to efcc, icpc, code of conduct bureau,
clueless of the cluelessness some times I ponder how he relate with leaders outside Nigeria gooooos vote for change Nigerian

MizMyColi:
Fashola remains one of Nigeria's all time best.

He's a visionary.

probably u have not been to akwa ibow goodwill is doing 100% of the perceived"what" fashola is doing
my 500000 cowries contribution to this thread

get close to jah, learn my dream 3th foreign language, help more people, learn learn learn learn...................about women and life lastly get close to my mum

a big congratulations to you bro at least this is the first time in a long while we are seeing PROGRESSIVE FP POST,
SHOUT OUT TO YOU BRO MORE TO COME, FOR THE HATERS IN MODE'9 VOICE DON'T HATE STRETCH YOUR HANDS OUT AND CONGRATULATE
may the good Lord bless people that were there to celebrate with you "physically there and also on NL"
for the haters may God bless you so that you would always be busy (so u no go get tym to de hate progress)
my 500 cowries contribution to your progress

bro that a very good idea move the topic to car talk or auto to get qualitative and quantitative advice #smile