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Why not just snap the cloned one instead.
What I'm seeing is an original iPhone

GLYCOLYSISS:
--- If you’re not where you want to be in life, do not have serious relationships with women. Her perception of you will remain rooted in the former version of yourself and her needs/issues will hinder your progress. Whilst you’re trying to build your business and body, she will whine, spread negative energy, and burden you with her problems. Her negativity will infect you, hindering your growth. If you’re not where you want to be aspirationally, you have no need for a serious relationship.

You might not really know how much these words means to others, this gave new hope I'm doing it right.

This bitches can't just stop falling in love and wanting you say you love them too. All wants a serious relationship.

NewDelhi:
There's this natural feeling you have when you see a girl in public you've fvcked before. It's a feeling of immense ego, a feeling of "my guy, you see that yansh, I don tear am wella" . The ego is more when you see her with her female friends. The ego is far much if you see her with her bf.

Just yesterday, I met the bf of a girl that I used to mekwe. She also sent me alot of nudes back then. Immediately i sighted the guy I was just laughing devilishly in my mind. I even went to my gallery and video files to refresh my memory. Poor boy, he doesn't know the dude right beside him is also having a taste of his greatest possession.

it's vise versa

Looks like 97percent Nigerian youths are into this.

Mide3367:
Ewo .. Chai!!!! Chimo oooo!!! Abeg make u na tell this guy what is coming to him later na. Premium tears is 1000% sure for this op from vagina people. Be like say a vagina person is totoriing him at home and he is feeling on top of the world for the validation he is getting from a pussy person.

Will definitely embrace the premium tears if I don't keep up my game.

Wunna:
Proud simp?
Nawao

In nairaland simp definition, I'm a proud one

Yamiriflathead:
You're the kind of nice guy women call Maga, Mumu, mugu money spender, okoro, ekpa, pussy ass boy, awon radarada, money miss road when they discuss in 2s and 3s.
You deserve to be castrated and banished to the Animal kingdom where your likes are domiciled because you're a disgrace to manhood.
Proud Simp indeed, Anuofia

I may be a nice guy but I don't fall in that category.
Being castrated and banished because you believe in fair treatment against women
Are you even a human being.

S1MP:
seconded!

Ma nigga

Reading some of the redpill threads here made me write in annoyance.

Redpill philosophy is something no one should praise about, in fact this mindset should be condemned and be rejected by everyone. Nairaland Redpill mindset will destroy your happiness and leave you with nothing but sorrow and regrets. Ever wondered why most developed countries even try to put women ahead? Nature made women to be weak so it's in our power to motivate and encourage them, make them realize they can achieve just anything in this world not minding there natural weakness.
As a proud simp and male feminist I hereby proclaim that redpilling is evil, I've seen many people claiming redpill do disgusting/annoying things I can't even do as a simp. Your worth and actions is what defines you as a redpill, not your mouth or level of rudeness.
If a woman insults you, watch yourself. Whatever she does watch your back something triggered her do things she did, It takes humility, patience and humbleness to balance situations for good/once and for all.
If a woman doesn't match you leave her for good, relationship goes strictly on balance, someone who loves and respects you will appreciate little things you do for good.

Power is meant to be used wisely, it's not meant for control. African redpill mindset look what it done to us. It's not just about women, have you ever wondered or maybe thought our politicians might be ruling us with redpill mindset, they feel in charge Buhari a well known redpiller thinks women belongs to kitchen lol, look where he's leading us to and he doesn't even care, that's because no one can challenge or question him. Our kids abused and tortured by their own parents cos they're redpilling for good, actually they think it's love, should I talk about our security system, military, police, SARS getting disbanded cos of there brutality or should I say redpilling.
Women are not to be enslaved rather we encourage them and push them higher.
I did a marketing job one time and I can understand how much value they placed on those doing a great job, this doesn't mean you'll relapse rather you'll try to do more cos they genuinely value and appreciate things you do for them, fall a bit on the job then you'll realize you're a big fool and no cares about your past efforts. Try to quit and they'll come begging you, you'll know you're truly valued at the same time worthless. Love are not for men but apply this style handling women and you see them trying their best for you.


Women should be adored cos they're beautiful creatures, give them freedom, love and power so they could use their sense to figure what's best for them and at the back of their minds you own the real power.

Women are not sex tool we men made them that at the same time saying they only have sex to offer. Pathetic.

kennywagz:
Hello nairalanders, I know how you felt looking at my post before opening this, but pls know one thing am not a bad person or a foolish son, I just happen to have a *** mom..

The thing is me and my mum almost got into a fight yesterday. Now pls let me explain something to you... I understand how yall love your mother's and would do anything for her, I wish I could say the same for mine.

Anytime my parents get into a quarell my mother won't want to talk or do anything again. She goes to work and comes back late, lies down and sleeps.

It's over 5 months, she doesn't contribute anything, doesn't say anything, does not concern whether the children eat or not because of their quarrel..

I don't fight anyone but if I have a quarrel with my friends or bro, 2 days or the next sef we are talking. He will stay in the room by herself after work while we'll be in the palour eating, She will be in the room sulking.

I once came home and my junior ones told me they were talking about something and laughing and mom came out and said sheybi they are all laughing and very soon they will start crying. Like what kind of mother says that.

If you are looking for woman that curse and swear no one pass my mom.
She has fought every of our neighbors, every last one of them. I can't count how many swear and cursed she has said to my father and even to we the children. My father's brothers and sisters, she has been keeping malice with themsince a month after her wedding. That's over 20 years ago. Something happend and she hates them. If you are seen with your aunt or uncle you'd be in serious trouble.

She has this toxic nature/character always wishing evil for others. If she doesn't like you and she sees you happy it's sadness for her... How can someone be like this.

Today one woman she has quarrelled with had a fight with her brother. My mother was happy, saying e don catch am, laughing and praising God. My father is sick and doesn't even have the strength. They don't talk, she stopped talking to me cause she says me and my dad are always planning what we will eat, that am now the wife abi.

I can't express how hateful I am towards this woman, my heart is full of bitterness towards her.. I can't possibly type everything that I personally go through because it would seem as if I came here just to spite my mother. No matter what, she is still my mother, I am just looking for advice.

I give the children money sometimes when they are angry and I cook the food cause she doesn't do anything. She's sees me as her enemy when you don't want to do it, we should come and be begging you. Everytime we get into a fight for very petty things I always go and beg her, you must beg else you and her are enemies she won't talk to you.. I greet her and she says next time I greet her she will swear for me. This negativity is too much, I am a very Sane person, I won't come and write all this if I ain't pained... I have a father I love and my siblings, but it's this woman now.

Pls what can I do, everyday everytime person go dey beg you for the most unreasonable and petty things, after swear and curses with bad words Don follow steadily.

That's my mom.My own mom will even cry join after giving us hell.

CAPSLOCKED:
RELAX, I DON'T KNOW YOU OR HOW YOU LIVED BUT I CAN BET MY LIFE THAT YOU NEVER GOT IT AS WRONG AS THESE FAILED MEN.

Mehn I'm a fvcking simp

Feels good to be a simp anyway

I’m wondering who’s going to buy a wrecked phone for 70k

decatalyst:
What can the government really do for us?

Quality education NO!

Good roads NO!

Electricity NO!

Pipe borne water NO!

Good health facility NO!

Modern Transportation NO!

And the most essential, security NO!

It is heartbreaking to read stories like this day in day out.

And they keep sharing money to themselves up and down. The moment you realize what most of them earn and how they borrow billions of dollars to share among themselves, you'll just weak

Ghostrye:
I agree with you, nobody truly knows how deep the conspiracy has gotten

Zombie spotted

thebosstrevor1:
Even though it is true that there are paternity frauds in our society, the reality is it is not so much like how social media are publicizing it.

Nigerian dna market is unregulated, dna is your human footprint, your personal data. Dna is not only about testing paternity but it can be use for many things.

I believe there is a plot on Nigerians by some Dna tech companies in Nigeria to raise the discussion about DNA Test in our society because they want to create a DNA bank For Nigerians.

For instance, there is a company called 54gene in lagos that is building an African DNA bank, the company raised almost 15 million dollars from Bill and merinda gates foundation. The company claim that the Greater availability of African genomic data could lead to medical breakthroughs for the African’s 1.2 billion people.

As far back as 2019, the company has almost 60,000 dna samples of Nigerians in their Bank, in addition, the company is based in Washington DC and Nigeria.

How many of you are concerned about your privacy, don't let social media discussions fool you, some of these dna companies might be the ones sponsoring the discussion so that people can go for Dna test, soon they will gather your data and also sell it to the highest bidder in the United states or to law enforcement agencies.

People should know what they spread online, you might be claiming woke, understand that your privacy matters and that anybody who has control over your dna data has control over you.

Why are you afraid of giving out your data to the government

Hintona:
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Don't just do a thing, do a thing you believe in

For the first time seeing 831k in my account

I have 100 in cash

We muuve

This is total nonsense from Samsung

Highly disappointed

Real666:
I will hide the real names.

I am a man, in my early forties,happily married with four kids, after spending more than a decade in the Nigerian banking industry,just one month after Buhari came into office in 2015,I lost a flourishing career,through massive retrenchment that was carried out by the bank(Names withheld)I was working for at that time I decided to try a business idea that came to my head.

Precisely December 2015,I contacted a family member living in Accra,who gave me the go ahead to come, he also granted me the grace to stay with him anytime that I am in town,that's through out the duration of my business then go back to Nigeria.

From 2015, till I met this girl(Fortune) sometime in May 2017,everything went well in business despite little challenges.

On the faithful day I met this girl,she was 24 at that time,I was waiting for a business partner to pay me for the goods I supplied. While seated in front of her shop,i noticed that people were crowding in front of this girl,when I came close,I saw she was bleeding from her right toe,on further enquiry, I was told that some bottles of soft drinks fell down from the head of the girl selling them at the market, unfortunately it was the same time that this girl Fortune was passing and some pieces of bottles pierced her right toe and she was bleeding profusely.

As it is typical of Most incidents that I had witnessed in Accra,no one in the crowd was willingly to help at that point in time,I took excuse from the woman i came to visit, Carried this girl to a nearby Pharmacy for them to stop bleeding and at least give her Tetanus injection,we were told that they were prevented from giving Tetanus injection at the shop level in Accra,except we go to the nearest hospital, after trying to stop bleeding to no avail,we tried another pharmacy,we were giving the same excuse, before we were directed to the nearest hospital.

To cut the long story short,we got to the Hospital, after paying for their card,and seeing a doctor, her toe was sutured and injections were given,the bill came,it was to the tune of,as at that time, 400 cedis,I asked her if she had any money, she told me she didn't have,that she only came to find out the price of things at the market, before the sad incident happened.Then I asked her,if she knew anyone to call,she actually made some calls,all her contacts were not in town,including her elder brothers.

Fortunately, I had some money,I paid for everything, after which we exchanged phone numbers, I assisted her in getting a Cab to her house. Later that day,she called me to express her appreciation for my kind gesture,which I did to her,she even went as far as telling all her family members.

From that day,one thing lead to another I would call to know how she was doing and sometimes she would call to know how I was coping in Accra,she invited me to her place,I visited ,she introduced me to all her siblings that I was the person that helped her on the day of that incident at the market,I was warmly received.

My problem started from that time, over time, she developed feelings for me ,on further enquiry,I discovered that she had a son from a guy she was married to, she told that the guy is from Nigeria,that as soon as she gave birth to her son,the guy left them and never came back.

I am a principled person,and would never have anything to do with another man's wife,after thorough investigation, I discovered that she is no longer married to the guy, and that it was only once that the guy penetrated her and he was her first and only man in her life,till I met her,and also that she gave birth to her son through cesarean operation, i also discovered she had not slept with any man,since then and its been over four years from the date I met her.
We continued like the other times,after several attempts to woe her for sex,which she refused,she told me that she made a vow that she would never have anything to do with any man again,except for marriage, just because of what her former hubby did to her. The time came for me to go back to Nigeria, on the night preceding the day,she came visiting, I attempted to have sex with her,I didn't meet any resistance like before,she paused me and said that before I continue with what I wanted to do,that I must promise her that I would marry,i reminded her that i was married she said she wouldnt mind,that I am married with kids, and also she wouldn't mind being my second wife ,and that if I go ahead and have sex with her without fulfilling my promise to marry her and break her heart the second time,that I am going to suffer and that she will make sure I suffer for breaking her heart,after putting all her trust in me.

I took the bet, and continued,because i was not only Hot,I must confess,this girl is beautiful from head to her like a goddess, she was as she said,her vagina was tight and I enjoyed every bit of my penetration,after the first round,she told me she was not going and that she is going to spend the night with me, and see me off to the station the next day.
When the evening came,we went out and had some drinks at a nearby joint,after which we retired for the night, after the kisses and sucking of her breast,I sucked her clits,while doing that,she was crying that I should make sure that I marry her,that she is going to do everything possible to make sure that I am her husband,after she climaxed,I started penetrating her,she kept repeating her statements, I thought it was because of the pleasure, as time went on I came to understand that she meant every of her statement.

The next day, I left for Nigeria,when I got home,it dawned on me that I left home for quite a long while,beholding the happiness at everyone's face,but I have been in constant communication with my wife.

After spending three weeks in Nigeria,I received a call from Fortune that she has missed her period and that she felt that she was pregnant. Then I asked what her next plan was,she told she was going to keep the baby,that since I promised her that I was going to marry her,that there was no problem. Then I reminded her that she took preventive pills after each round of sex and also that if that was her strategy of trying to hook me ,that I would never fall for it.After several calls, some days later,she admitted that she was not pregnant, but that she can't afford to lose me .I then told her that my punishment for her for such behavior was that I would not marry again and that I was going to cut everything I have with her. She told me that if that is the case,that she is going to punish me,that her father is a strong native doctor, and that she is of the marine kingdom,that I am going to suffer for disappointing her.

To be honest,since that time,I have not gone back to Accra,things have become very difficult for me,i have been going from one set back to another,it is as if all doors are closed to me,i have been finding it very difficult to take proper care of my family,my wife who has been supportive has turned abusive.The girl in question has blocked me on all social media handles,after several attempts to get her had proved abortive,the only time I got her to apologize,if i wronged her in any way,she told me her former hubby had come to apologize because things became difficult to the extent that the guy resorted to drugs and other vices and that this is the beginning of my suffering, that I am going to see.


Please ,I need an advice on what to do,I have confessed to my wife about what happened.Things are not going on well with me,despite all my efforts and struggles, how do I come out of this mess.

Please advice and disregard my writing errors.

Femi

Source : endtimethings..com

Sounds like Nigerian movie
Just blame yourself for your own failure. There's no power in words except you're destroying your mental state by believing in someone's words which is factually impossible.
I'll advice you.
Try to be happy and enjoy your life. Jazz doesn't exist.

Most powerful phone in the world as of current.

I've had covid 19 too but it's gone, I didn't even do any treatment.

FlatEarthGuy20:
Yeah, the Earth is flat and stable just like the Bible says(i'm not religious)
Ever since I was a teenager I grew up asking certain questions and the shape of the Earth is one of them. Though My teacher taught me in school about the shape of the Earth being spherical and that it spins at some ridiculous orbital speed of 66,600mph .. Lol ..Did my teacher lie to me or was My Teacher brainwashed by Space tech giant (NASA)which actually means TO DECIEVE in Hebrew.
Yeah I can tell you that NASA, the world government, our schools and the corrupt media Houses has successfully brainwashed us all for generations. There is no proof of curvature on the Earth The heliocentric globe/spherical model is actually an ancient occultic religious beliefs which had top scientists like Galileo,pythagoras,copernicus,kepler,newton and they all belong to an occultic mystic school... Remember Only the Truth can set you free ....

And what about google earth you can easily access on your phone, hope you know something is up there to keep it alive.

southniyikaye:
They should go back and unbury that dead body, flog am for three days and bury it naked for inside potopoto

Mumu

sirshadow:
Do you also believe you evolve from apes?

And how does it correlate with what I said

9k serious buyer

Deluded crazy religionists thinking it's just all about them and there stupid revelation.
If any chip makes it easy for us to have a peaceful world it's called technology not Antichrist.







You'll have it, I'll have it, everyone will have it.

Wierdceo:
So that automatically makes Mark zuckerberg an alpha right? He is intelligent na

No

Being rude, bossing women up and down doesn't make you an alpha, intelligency is what makes you an alpha male. Through that you can achieve a lot

yungz:
pls who knows the name of this instrument?

i was given a school project to build this.

Contraption

sleek4luv:
And still the phone dey misbehave. Guy go and buy another brand of phone and stop buying redmi note 7. Na crap device be that.

That's my phone and it's been serving me 1yr+ no issues at all.
Best phone I have ever used.

Jeremiih:
I just created this account, so I can hear you guys views and opinion on what am about to say. Now this isn't some fiction or made up stuff, I am being 100% real here. And please don't mind my errors.

I stay with my Elder brother on the mainland who lives in a two bedroom apartment, I have been with him since June this year and I am 23 years old. We occupy one of the flats on the ground floor, while this my said neighbour, his wife and two kids occupies the one on the second floor. I work as a casual staff on the island with an IT firm, I do come back late in the night due to Lagos traffic wahala, so I don't even know most of the people staying around. Now fast forward to 3 weeks ago, I got sick and was down with typhoid, a nurse came around to administer drips on me and I took medications. Since last week I have fully recovered, but my Elder bro told me to relax for now, that he will work out something for me. These days that I have been around, I do see my neighbor wife and we greet ourselves( I must say she's dark, pretty and must be in her early 30s). Just few days back she added me on Facebook, am still surprised how she got my FB username. She chatted me up and we started talking. She said, she just wanna be friends with me. I said no problem. But the thing is, yesterday she said she is crushing on me on FB and don't mind we having intimate relationship. I told her it won't be possible since she's married and besides her husband is a good friend with my Elder bro. Now this morning, while I was alone at home she brought food for me, I don't want her to feel bad, so I took it. Now she's acting so nice around me and I don't want my Elder bro to feel anything. I am even thinking of telling him, but am scared things may turn south if her husband gets to know, she had already begged me not to tell anyone and I promised I won't tell anyone. Now pls how can I stop her from coming around me without causing bad blood ??. I would have given in because she is very hot with nice body, but she is married. I need your advice guys. Thanks

Why are you people making simple problems difficult to solve.
She bring food for you, you say thank you, she keeps it you eat it later.
She comes close you disappear, find somewhere to relax and keep positive mind.
She acts nicely, you appreciate it and focus on something else, you mustn't be rude.

Don't fuvk her I repeat don't fuvk her. Stay clear on your lane and be proud of yourself

What if you send me 100k right now to recharge my phone