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apatheticme:
So you nor dey fart??

Unfortunately These days, phones are becoming smarter and people using them becoming dumber! If Farting is enough for you to loose interest in your wife, I guess the side chick you're going for too will not fart abi?? When your child is finally born and he farts please loose interest in him/her also.

Even corpses fart!

Ozwor!

Nonsense. My woman farts, we're done

Denique:
Maintain a proper hygiene and give it time, it will disappear.

—Change your beddings weekly
—Have a face towel –very important and make sure to wash it at least every week.
—Apply honey on your face for 30mins and rinse with cold water(drop some cucumber stripes into the water) and mild soap twice daily. Avoid using hot water on your face. It opens up the pores that cause pimples, thereby leaving you with acne.
—Eat lots of fruits
—Above all, no go kee yoursef, na acne you get, you nor kee anybody

Op listen to this and you have nothing to worry about.

Olakunlebrains:
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Honey cured me

Notatribalist:
Nonsense..Do you know what masturbation did to me?you're here spelling rubbish as if you're God that knows it all..The same science you're banking on has not cure for covid-19..They recently admitt the flaws in sperm motility claim..Nonsense

Have you ever thought about yourself bringing the covid-19 vaccine with verifiable proof, science are people like you putting their effort and hard work so we could have a better future.
Praying solves nothing.
Masturbation is not any problem except we make it look like one

mrex911:
Hi Nairalanders, ur advice is seriously needed here. No insults pls.
I've been struggling with Masturbation and pornography addiction for the past 15 years.
I've tried all I could to stop but all to no avail.
I've prayed and fasted so many times with no tangible result. What happens is that;
I'll stop for like six(6) months without endulging in it. But once am down I see myself in the act again.
It has been filled with ups and downs all dis years.
Anytime I endulge in it the aftermath is filled with regrets, guilt, shame and loss of inner power.
I always fill sad and empty afterwards.
I really don't know what to do again, I seriously need help. My relationship with God is as take here.
Pls help a brother.
U advice will be appreciated.

It's a shame some are even advising you to get married because you want sex and not about how prepared you are.

Ask yourself apart from religion propagating it as evil, what's wrong with masturbation.
The answer is nothing.

if you masturbate everyday will your health be harmed? If you cum after you masturbate everyday is it healthy and safe?

Masturbating every day — or even more than once a day — is perfectly healthy and safe, whether or not you have an orgasm.

Some people masturbate every day or more than once a day, while others do it once a month, or once a year. Some people never masturbate at all. Every person is different.

Masturbation has no harmful physical or emotional effects. In fact, it has a number of physical and mental health benefits, like helping with stress, helping you feel good about your body, and even helping ease period cramps.

kezienaira:
[b]I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT KIND OF TRAP HE IS TALKING ABOUT, JUS DEY JONCE HIMSELF HERE.
A WOMAN/ASHAWO TOLD YOU A MAN, TO LEAVE YOUR JOB AND FOLLOW HER ALL THE WAY TO BENIN AND YOU FOLLOWED LIKE A SHEEP LOL SOME PEOPLE JUST DEY ANSWER MAN FOR MOUTH.
ASHAWO TOLD YOU TO QUIT YOUR JOB THAT YOU WERE MANAGING TO SURVIVE AND TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU GO GET JOB PLUS THIS AND THAT, AND TELLING YOU HOW YOU WERE ABOVE YOUR JOB... WITHOUT ANY THOUGHT FROM YOUR SIDE OR ANY CONNECTION OF ALREADY PLANNED WORK, YOU WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREED... HOW IS YOUR MUMUNESS (fried or boiled)...
AND NEXT, YOU GO BACK TO BENIN AND SQUANDERED A SO-CALLED 300K. EVERYDAY YOU GO AND WITHDRAW, AND NOTHING IS PUT BACK, AND YOU WERE STILL THERE WAITING FOR IT TO FINISH BEFORE YOU HAVE SENSE.... AND I BET IF IT HADN'T FINISHED, YOU WOULD NOT HAVE HAD BRAIN TO BE USEFUL.
LASTLY TALKING ABOUT HOW SEX DO THIS OR THAT, YOU GO DEY Bleep AND DO NOT EAT FOOD AND HERE RANTING RUBBISH ABOUT HOW SEX IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR LONG TERM WHILST PORNSTARS STAY EXTREMELY HEALTHY AND GOOD LOOKING EVEN AFTER YEARS AND YEARS OF THE ACT BY EATING GOOD AND TAKING CARE OF THEIR BODY..... YOUR OWN, YOU SAW FREE KPEKUS AND DECIDED TO KILL YOURSELF OVER IT. THEN TELLING US HOW YOU MARTIATED AND LOOKED BAD BECAUSE FROM YOUR EXPLANATION YOU WERE HAVING SEX TOO MUCH LOL YOU NEED A BRAIN CHECK.
GO AND FOLLOW ANOTHER ASHAWO TO JOS AGAIN AND COME TO HERE TO WAIL AGAIN AFTER YOU HAVE WASTED SOME YEARS IN YOUR LIFE.
AND MEANWHILE I AM STILL LOOKING FOR THE TRAP SHE SET FOR YOU[/b]

Fatality

ScorpionStudio:
Good day to you everyone , Please Am depressed , I need your help am Addicted to masturbation and this have really destroy me in so many ways financially, Academically and spiritually ; For instance yesterday imagine I went to collect card on debit so that I can sub and check online for update on new effect ,VFX ,sound and clients and can you believe me I end up waste all the Sub on Rahasex,Now am using Operamini free 20mb to post this , after I wasted 5GB the card I gat on debit yesterday ... I hardly pray and I don't read like I always do before ...I know jerky is the one of the reasons I am really broke this is day. Please Advise me HOW TO STOP THIS HORRIBLE ACT don't let masturbation spoil my life .Forget any error I beg I no be Oyinbo

Find a way to maintain your finance apart that masturbation is healthy




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if you masturbate everyday will your health be harmed? If you cum after you masturbate everyday is it healthy and safe?

Masturbating every day — or even more than once a day — is perfectly healthy and safe, whether or not you have an orgasm.

Some people masturbate every day or more than once a day, while others do it once a month, or once a year. Some people never masturbate at all. Every person is different.

Masturbation has no harmful physical or emotional effects. In fact, it has a number of physical and mental health benefits, like helping with stress, helping you feel good about your body, and even helping ease period cramps.

Kondomatic:
This is sufficient reason to commit murder but I personally won't kill her because killing her is a minor punishment.

If I were to be in this guy's shoes (which is not even possible because I am not stupid but assuming I am in his shoes) I will take it like it's nothing and move on.

Move to a new location and start life all over.


Then sometime in 2021, around April - June when she's now happy with whoever she's leaving me for, I will project something into her life, something that will help her see her period nonstop till forever.

Mumu
Projector

uruba23:
I don't know why people are complaining, just offer yourself up to be a governor and see how convenient it is to be one..... You are just looking at the benefits; what about the sacrifice made for the state..

Probably one of the ex governor's son

19k?

EVILFOREST:
Guys don vex ooo.
This one don MAD ooooo
This one na REAL MAD MAN....
He must have been coached by a REAL FATHER

WAYS to handle a NAGGING WIFE :
Start from the 1ST, then progress exponentially if the 1st and 2nd Fails... But the LAST won't Fail.

1st. Stop Talking 2her while in the same apartment.
2ndly. Avoid her Meals + Number 1.
3rdly. Start keeping late nights + No. 2 + No. 1
4thly. Negotiate with another Lady to bring her home
5th & the Last: Let dat Lady be her younger sister.

Only fools will try this

Scaredd:
Another advice from me, and please take it to heart because I speak from years of experience.

I started masturbating at age 19 (I curse the day I ventured into this sinful act), I continued, but after some time I wanted the real deal to bed women and more women. Why? You may ask.

It's simply because the effect of masturbating while watching porn or having another erotic thought is more psychological that you may never observe until it's to late.

So I couldn't stop masturbating and I wanted to bed all the girls I met (very pathetic)

Now here is the reason why masturbation is so bad;
1. Masturbation increases your dopamine levels (dopamine is the reason you feel so good having sex, getting high and all), and masturbation takes your dopamine levels to a very high point which is why one of the highest form of pleasure comes from masturbating.

2. Because your dopamine is very high, you'll want to masturbate more often (very addictive bitch).

3. While you're masturbating more often you also want to bed more women, why because you're obsessed with the female body (the side effect of porn)

4. With reduced dopamine levels begets low motivation, such that you don't find pleasure in doing simple things.

5. You become less vibrant (stop masturbating for a month, I bet you, you'll feel so awesome). Masturbation zaps so much energy from you.

6. What about the youthful vigor; dark hair, firm dick, firm facial skin and more. All are depleted; gray hair starts early, shrinked dick, sagged face, all affected. Why? Simply because most of this are made of protein, most of which have been depleted via masturbation, thus signals the body to channel more protein resources to produce more sperm (worse if you don't eat well with enough protein). Many will disagree, but it's personal opinion.

There are many reasons why you shouldn't allow yourself be addicted to masturbation. Just like every other addiction, these virtues still your prospects.

Masturbation makes you look younger.

You're a Gadamme liar

Tell her to shut up



She's just fantasizing and I'm sure she can't even build those plans if she was in position besides I don't see any economic opportunities in any of what she said rather than stating dreams countries are aspiring to reach.

Op Atlanta is a different club in the US. Correct spelling should be Atalanta.

There are lots of bullshit talks in this thread, any reasonable man should reject it else you'll be avoiding to fall a simp and end up being a big fool.

You can't eat your cake and still have it.
Women are no match to men, as much as they don't deserve equal treatment in the society, that also goes in every aspect of life. Women are weak they deserve the best treatment in this world.




We men should care for women though this is coming from a single dude who deems life goals more important than getting in any relationship or women affairs.

I'm not a man love though but we should reason properly.

This thread aim to oppress the female gender.

Sawzer:
So can you tell the females too to stop dwelling in the past and move on?
This is just double standard and it's wrong

Woman can't move on easily, men can. It's not something to keep crying about. When you have no much problems in life you go with the least. Obviously op was born in a silver spoon.

jimmychang:
Your father is a bastard...your mother is a LovePeddler...and you are a wizard.....mumu he goat ....

Exactly what you'll expect from people who keep crying over nothing.

Sawzer:
Yes but for you to say there is no problem for a guy to pass through all those trauma then you're wrong.
Totally wrong
I don't even know what to say
Pray you or any of your male loved ones never experience it. Is it because guys go quiet about it?

I didn't say it's no problem, I'm only saying it's something you can deal with and be fine. Stop dwelling in the past that has not major effect on you.
I was abused as well. Most people was.

Sawzer:
Double standard

Women are weak in every aspect, they deserve the best treatment in this world.

MrFlavvor:
So yesterday I saw a thread where the OP asked if guys actually get raped in Nigeria and I saw a lot of foolish and ignorant comments about guys wanting to be raped. It made me realize that few people actually take such matters seriouslly in our society today. So I decided to share my story of how in my early years I was victimized by two different ladies older than me at the time.

It started when I was six years old and my parents had just gotten a new house help who came from the city of Calabar. At first when it started it was just a little too much attention paid to my private areas when she was giving me baths. At that age I didn't know what she was doing was wrong but it gradually progressed to her getting naked with me when it was time to have my bath and getting into the tub with me. My parents were both active in the civil service then and were always off to work sometimes as early as six leaving my welfare to her to take care of. One day when my parents were out of town on business and it was just me,my little sister and her she called me into her room, undressed me and asked me to lie down on her bed. She then proceeded to violate me in the vilest of manners in a way that left me feeling dirty even though I couldn't understand why. She then threatened me not to tell my parents and said that this was going to be our new "play" from then on. It continued for a month or so until one day my mom was weaving my kid sisters hair in the dining room and I was playing on the floor. My mom then called her to run an errand for her. While my mom was talking to her, I slipped under her skirt and started fiddling with her privates as she had taught me to do during our "plays". The funny thing was she just stood still allowing me do so in the presence of my horrified mum who threw a comb at my head and proceeded to call for my father. I don't know how the situation was exactly handled but I know that the next day she left our house and I never saw her again.

Fast forward to 5years later. This newly-wed couple moves into our area. The day they moved in I assisted them in helping unload their belongings and ever since that day they became family friends. Now the husband worked on an oil rig in Delta state while we live in Bayelsa so he was only ever home for two weeks out of four in a month. He was a very friendly guy and a kid at heart who loved cartoons and always invited me over to watch a few. One particular month he left and his wife was over at our house and I told my parents I wanted to watch cartoons at their place which mom allowed. I was there till evening but when it was time to go home I started crying about how I didn't want to go home and Aunty said that since it was the holiday period I could sleep over at their place and she'd send me back home in the morning so my mom agreed. I had a field day watching cartoons uninterrupted and eating and by nine I went into her bed room to sleep. I was woken up in the middle of the night by the feeling of something on my body which I discovered to be her hands. She told me I should be quiet and everything was alright but I noticed that she was naked save for a white underwear. She then took my hands and placed them on her breasts and somewhere further south. She used me through the night until she was sated and cuddled me to sleep. The next day she sent me home to my parents who till this day are ignorant of the whole affair. It happened more often through the next year until they moved out of our area. Till this day she and her husband still visit us from time to time with the set of twins they recently had.

These two incidences have shaped my life in ways you can't even begin to think. I became more sexually active over the years as I grew up and I got to enjoy sex but till this day those experiences haunt me. I also found out as I grew up that I have this perverted lust for women at least twenty years older than me and it has led to dalliances with peoples wives and even some of my friends moms who came on to me. I have tried as much as I can to stop but it keeps getting worse. I'm about to attempt therapy for it to see if it helps.

My purpose of sharing this is to let people know that such things do happen and it is important to create awareness about it because it does irrepressible damage to the minds of young children. II don't know if maybe I had spoken up earlier my life would have been different and everytime I see that lady who repeatedly molested me I can't even be able to explain how I feel. My advice to parents out there is to be extremely vigilant over your kids male or female and don't just put trust in people you barely know. I will stop here but feel free to share your experiences below................

This is not any problem compared to problems people face in this country. If you have urged for opposite sex go for it irrespective of age, stop disturbing people, I have attraction for older I mean who doesn't. I'm sure you were enjoying it too.
I can only be pained when a female is saying this.

mosho2good:
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DEAR WIFE...

1. If you want your husband to make love to you often, have a good attitude. No matter how sexy you look or dress, your husband will not find you attractive if you have a bad attitude

2. If you want your husband to be eating with you, be pleasant to be around. No matter how tasty your food, it loses taste when being around you is stressful

3. If you want your husband to be opening up to you sensitive and difficult information, learn to keep secrets and not to overreact. A man refrains from sharing too much when he is scared information will be leaked or be misinterpreted

4. If you want your husband to be praying with you, stop acting as if your prayers are more powerful or you are closer to God than him. Allow your husband to pray his kind of way

5. If you want your husband to be taking you out often, stop bringing drama and ruining dates with issues that should be dealt with at home. No man wants to go spend time and money at a venue where he will be emotionally drained

6. If you want your husband to solve the issues in your marriage, stop seeing yourself as the angel and him the devil, stop attacking him or labelling him as "The agent the devil is using to ruin your marriage". See also your fault, show him you are on the same team and seek solutions, not finger pointing

7. If you want your husband to come home early, be peaceful. The wife tends to own the home and so can easily make the husband keep off if she becomes harsh, uninviting and combative

8. If you want your husband to be chatting with you and calling you up, be fun to talk to, make him miss you. If each time he calls you or chats you up it ends up with you starting a fight, reminding him of his wrongs or ordering him around he will avoid communication with you

9. If you want your husband to receive your suggestions and corrections then speak to him with a tone of love. If you come at him shouting, dictating at him or manipulating him he will harden up.

In order to achieve all this at once be intelligent and smart.
You can't give what you don't have.

authority2006:
I don't think 12km is that much. If you jog for 30 minutes, how many km will you possibly cover by that?

I do 7km with high pace in about 30-34mins, you could have broken Olympic record

Onnasucs1:
you run 12km every morning. Guy you're lying or you clearly don't know what 12km is

E tire me

CzarChris:
In honestly, I used to be a gym junkie. I'd run about 12km every morning and end up in the gym pumping weights. Now my work schedule makes this impossible. I take a look at my beer belly, look at my old pictures and truly feel like crying. Oh how the mighty has fallen.

Back to the topic, truly belly fat is the hardest to loose, as a former gym rat I always laugh whenever I see all these quick fix slimming teas and pills. Those are not just fake, but can be hazardous to health.

Common! man you have no excuse. I run 7km 2times a week, eat twice daily and I'm so proud of my body shape. Though I never ran out of fruits, cucumber most especially.

Nonsense

Education in Nigeria is a big scam, more like push them forward to learn little or nothing and graduate so they could become more frustrated in life.

anochuko01:
Nigerian couples are always fighting but never stop producing babies

.

I tire

GreaterFuture:
Na wa oh, make one Lady pity me just spoil me for like one month na. Do it for God, not for anybody or even me. Is God that will reward you back

Even if a lady offer to spoil and ravish me with money, I'll politely reject the offer, not for anything though but women are beautifully weak, you take control, give them confidence at the same time respect them