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You better add sex join, only sex sells in this generation of simps

Anny69:
😂😂"When I blow" cancel that line. You can't with the way you rap ike that. 1/10. Because of the nice beat.

🤭I tried my best to be nice.

Fatality!!!!😂🤣

After they have freed all the hostages Israel should make sure they’re eliminated and disbanded for the good of humanity

ablejesus26:
It doesn't work for you fine,it works for others.

Do your there's no God in peace let others do their own in peace.

How does it work for others when you keep seeing different types negative news about religion everyday on fp

I didn’t see any begging here

Kudos to the good women out there, as for the wicked ones thunder fire una

turmacs:
As in. At such a young age they've began teaching things that'll in no way be of use to her life other than skewing up her mentality and making her think illogically

They’re screwing her psychological side, at such little age they’re already preparing her to start fighting unseen demon and evil spiritual forces with lots of hate in the heart

What religion does humanity, in what way does psalm 23 help this child?
Already forcing religion on the innocent child

TINUBUISMAD:
Come make heaven make I see

If that guy enter heaven all of us go enter

Holosho on her quest to stay relevant and it’s working, holosho is making money and living her dream life while we criticize her

Politicians Dey enjoy her on top our project money borrowed from China

Politicians- 3points
Olosho- 3points

Poor Nigerians- 0

If it’s been like that before you moved in, then it’s going to be a big fight for you


It’s not a worthy fight let it be and start making plans to move out

Elobolo:
Read my post bro... i battled masturbation for 25 fucking years and it almost ruined my life.

Masturbation is bad for humanity and should never be encouraged.

Masturbation should be encouraged and make mandatory by the government


25yrs that’s almost my age and you’re still alive, I’m sure you’ll still be alive 50yrs more of doing it

Elobolo:
This was the fucking thing i kept reading online. I kept looking for every reason to masturbate.

This is the same fucking way the Whites are justifying homosexuals and trying to impose it on us. This world is bleeped up bit dont make it bleeped up for your life.

Life is very very sweet without masturbation. Trust me!!!

Masturbation is bad for your soul same way fornication does.

The earlier you win this battle in your mind the better for your self development, life progress and health in general

Stop condemning things over your personal view
If them ask you now why masturbation is not good, you no go know wetin to talk

And a girl in 10k outfit go still fine pass her

There’s nothing like game less, if you’re a guy she likes she’ll find dumb things you do amazing

DestinedForGrea:
You're either new to it or not addicted. You probably don't even masturbate. Some became addicted before they knew it. Trust me, you don't want to become an addict to masturbation, you don't.

Addiction is foolishness, if you find yourself addicted in anything you’re very foolish and brainless

You shouldn’t blame poor masturbation for the woes you inflicted on yourself out of foolishness.

Masturbation is a good thing

Masturbation is the savior of humanity

It’s good to the health and have many benefits

Religion adjusting their tolerance to civilization just to stay alive but one thing is assured




Religion has no future

Chop I chop government
Tinubu chopping
Seyi chopping
Em wife chopping
Oti chopping
Adeleke chopping
Sanwo olu chopping
Bello chopping
Gandolar chopping
Inec chairman chopping
Nnpc chairman chopping
Foreigners chopping


Everybody chopping
Even monkey and snake is chopping

How can we fight this calamity

LocalFARMERS:
This lady explain the process of Crayfhing from the Sea, the process of drying and packaging the clean dry Crayfish.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYc761jmP6k

A free mind, nice

You couldn’t tame her and you’re collecting wotowoto

It’s good you tame your woman so she knows the importance of authority, it’ll put her in her place

Religion makes people extreme Hippocratic, I’ll beat my chest and tell you she fvcked him, if it smells like sh!t then it definitely sh!t

Bad women disgust me really bad, really really bad.

Qatar2022:
As if idiot like you won't do the same or even worse

Puxzy doesn’t move me, watch your mouth

Simply say don’t be unlucky

Carcholce:
If she’s smart enough she’ll give you like 3 good round of sex to strip you of your senses. After you must have cummed repeatedly you’ll forget to booth her out tomorrow morning!

He go give her ring in the morning

Scientists:
My brother simp is far away from my personality. I travelled since, expected Her to hand over the keys to my House to my brother few houses away.

General expector
Na so e Dey start, and you go end up marrying her expecting her to be a good wife only to realize it’s a very big mistake

Ordinary sex cannot satisfy you anymore

Just admit You’re a simp, she said she coming to stay for some days and your divk wouldn’t let you see the obvious

PuZZyNegro:
I traveled from Lagos to Port Harcourt to see my future in laws family. My girl wasn't around as she's still in Lagos schooling.

I went there with a family member and got them some items like shortcake biscuits and juice.

They offered us food and we ate. After the meeting and normal questioning, we were set to go when surprisingly, this people brought out two loaves of bread and gave us. I told them that the food we ate was enough, that we don't need the bread.

We haven't even gone far when my girl started texting me on WhatsApp angrily asking me why I rejected her mother's gift. That she gave it out of love, this and that.

I told her that bread is the wrongest gift the mother could give me. I am supposed to buy them bread and not the one way round. I intentionally refused to buy bread for them because I assumed bread is an everyday food that people buy and eat, so I decided to go with the package biscuits instead and here they are offering me bread.

If it were something produced locally by them like coconut or something, I can understand but bread?

Please, did I do anything wrong rejecting the bread?

You should be a man of culture
This made me remember a time I was seeking knowledge for a business I wanted to do, I reached a fine place to checkout only to see it’s being managed by an old man with his fine daughter, I greeted and went straight to the point, first the old man offered me a roosted yam and red oil he was eating not minding my posh looking, I sat calmly and took a portion of the yam and ate confidently with the oil.
This was how our relationship developed at the moment and this man took me everywhere I wanted with good details of what I was seeking, as I was leaving he ask if I was single that his daughter is open for relationship, she was there and laughed it off, telling the father that it’s her decision to make, I smiled too but I know this man was serious

In the end I got all information I was seeking free of charge though I gifted them on my own will.

Don’t reject people’s efforts even if it’s looking stupid

Fiyin007:
Seriously how can Lookman, Iheanacho and Boniface be on the bench for a crucial match as this

Our coach is testing players with our lives on the line


Shows a lot of unseriousness and unpatriotism

Straight draw 4odd, be wise



I sure say Nigeria go struggle hard for this game that is if dem no lose

hammerFC:
VICTOR IS STILL A BIG BOY, EVEN AFTER HIS FOOTBALL CAREER.

With her character victor no go even gree her