₦airaland Forum

talented321:
When i saw the headline my weed fall from my hand...

RuMiRgO1stSon:
I got whooooooping 18bags 100kg from the farm

With capital of approximately #137,000

TongueTwista:
This is a resultant effect of one of two things:

- contaminated feed or poisoned water.
- expired vaccination vials or medications.

It's however a rare occurrence. And for the entire stock to have been this affected, human negligence played a part.

timbs001:
I am running a giveaway for those who need money in this period or those that are cash strapped (I know the times are hard, sadly).

The criteria for qualifying are:
1. Please state what you need the money for.
2. Your Nairaland account must be at least a year old.
3. Please make sure you actually need the aid. It is more blessed to give than to receive.

I will randomly pick people on the thread and announce winners.

Kaycee54321:
It starts with the little things people see as "normal" in Nigeria:

- You drink sachet "pure" water and dump the sachet on the road like a retard.

- You crack boiled groundnuts along the road, chewing and leaving a groundnut shell trail like a bush animal.

- You cross the express running like a confused chicken when there's an overhead pedestrian bridge few metres away from you.

- You bring out your wa.nker and piss in the nearest gutter like a baboon when you're pressed...

- And many more.

It's not magic - We are the streets.

emmaodet:
My broda. Na really pride goes before a fall.
I have an aunt too who was very beautiful during her prime.
She was very saucy and chased alot of good struggling guys away then with her attitude.
As grows older, quality men dried up and she became very bitter and takes offences at every little thing.
My mum do avoid conversations with her because she can just pick your words and take it out of context and explode.
Any small thing, you are mocking her because she is not married. What you said is stylishly throwing jabs at her because she is not married.
Out of desperation, she fell into the hand of one woli (prophet) at a prayer mountain she went to pray for hubby.
Woli wey be married man with 3 children still collect him own join to the extent my aunty borrowed him 2m wey him tell her to borrow him for whatever.
I was shocked to hear about the money because this is a woman that was chased with money in her prime, now na she dey used money chase man. How the mighty has fallen.
To cut long story short, she fell into depression when the man told her relationship finish and no money to give her back. Dribbling her.
From depression she degraded to mental problem. We had to bundle her to a local psycho home to treat her.
She looks stable presently

Lurdd:
So there's this girl I approached three weeks ago
She's pretty, we've been speaking on phone, I have already taken her out.. we've been chatting very often, we confessed love to each other.
Now the problem is she always flash me,
For once since we started speaking on phone has she call me with her airtime.. I've recharged her 1k airtime 5 times since we met still
She always flash me...she can flash me up to 15 miss calls at once and anytime I want to pick up the call, she'll immediately cut it. It still baffles me what this girl does with the whole airtime I've been sending her. And She works too. Even as I write this she has flashed me now. I confronted her to know what's going on. Her only excuse was that she uses her airtime to sub for data.
Seeing all of this has already turned me off
I stopped calling her on Saturday to know if she'll change and for once call me with her airtime..
But no she proved me wrong
She's still flashing me up till date.
I like this girl but this attitude of hers is so irritating.. and this is a very big red flag for me
Am already loosing interest in her
Landers advise me on what to do

Berrityga:
Funny thing. Last year I met this girl tried talking to her she insulted the he’ll outta me. She got pregnant for a guy who left her and ran back to the north. Now she and her child are in the streets. I give her 3k every week for her up keep. Tho my friends think I’m stupid for helping her after what she did to me! I just tell them I’m doing it for her child.

Berrityga:
Funny thing. Last year I met this girl tried talking to her she insulted the he’ll outta me. She got pregnant for a guy who left her and ran back to the north. Now she and her child are in the streets. I give her 3k every week for her up keep. Tho my friends think I’m stupid for helping her after what she did to me! I just tell them I’m doing it for her child.

Triplerg:
You are just stating conjectures as facts. I'm not saying premarital sex has no negative consequences, but research has shown that majority of those who engage in masturbation tend be depressed and lonely. Does masturbation really benefit the body? If it does, then how? Don't tell me absence of infections and unwanted pregnancies, because any sensible person that engages in premarital sex can also avoid them.

100smile:
Hmmm. Addict don drop quote

Triplerg:
Not everything you wrote here is true. Those who masturbate often spend a lot of time alone engaging in that act. It's addictive compared to the real sex. It's easier to stop premarital sex than to stop masturbation. Most masturbators wish they never start in the first place.

Triplerg:
The negative consequences of masturbation are many. One thing about masturbation is that it's addictive. Once you start, it's difficult to stop. It causes lack of focus, and stagnation. Financial problems will abound, but not in all cases. I will prepare fornication to masturbation any day any time.

siofra:
I was in church this morning when a girl walked up to me and said "Is this your hair?" She asked. I nodded. Then she said, "If I was a witch, I'd make your hair fall off" in a low voice. Then she gave a fake smile and touched my hair.

Should I be worried?? It was very weird.

It's not my fault I have long hair.

I'm beginning to consider trimming my hair. This hair is bringing me too much unwanted attention. I love attention but not too much.

I've gotten many rude comments about my hair. The other time a guy asked me if my mom cheated on my dad with a white man.

Nigerians do not know when not to say certain things