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kekakuz:
eya so cute

can this lady swear that if ishomole is not rich,she will agree to marry him

For love cheats, the thrill is in the secrecy. The excitement of indulging in the "fobidden" gives them the kick, that's why men would cheat on their wives but still stay married to them and vice versa

delishpot:
See wahala. Why stay with him if you are cheating on him? May God forgive them all.

Best comment yet!

When a girl's all out like that?... Hmmmm, odikwa vely vely suspicious

luckynzo:
Op. It sure is. But don't do it. She probably has STD and is looking for who to infect.

Only INEC is authorised by law to announce results

Stop kindling the tension and stay away from result announcements please its unbecoming

Rotfl

Karma is a very sweet biatch!!!

I pray she does kill you


Afterall from ur first BS story you picked her out of all d nurses knowing she was married becos u saw her as being the most beautiful and u purposfully went to her house to phuck her

So yes, make she kill u

Yawaguy

yawahappens:
I no wan do am but she don dey threaten me o dey she go kill me

This guy is just jejely playing his best aces at the nick of time

Hmmm


Let's just hope he checks up.

Read the book "questions Young people ask" vol 1 published by Jehovah's witnes, it talked extensively on the topic.

U can also caN get d ebook on jw.org

Now you know

So you can breathe easy eh?
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Wow!!! Mr you are unique. Marry your friend? That can work out ,you guys know each other well for years.

Good one[/quote]

Watching

tolu4you:
what is this?

That's our very own troll

He's fresh out of yabaleft and still learning the language of mortals, think he spoke the "sims" before

PunkyOh:
Ok now you're just playing the damsel in distress. You just showed your fiesty side with someone on this thread, you mean you can't tell an old man to scram when he has clearly crossed the line with you? Give me a break!

Help me ask her o, madam attention seeker

Mtchew

What's so hard in firmly saying no to a baba, unless of course he isn't and you find him attractive *winks*

Sometimes daddys do it best eh "eroticAngeliina" abi na Angela sef

Stand up jare and show your girl power, if d baba try nonsense again slap am and walk away...

Or like u just did earlier on someone's comment "*spit*" on him

phayvoursky:
IF THIS IS TRUE (WHICH IT SHOULD BE); THEN THE LEADERSHIP OF APC SHOULD BE QUESTIONED.

Buhari SAID HE WILL MAKE JONATHAN's GOVERNMENT UNGOVERNABLE AFTER LOSING THE 2011 ELECTION.

IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT STATEMENT, NORTHERN NIGERIA WAS IN DISARRAY.

TO THE U.S MILITARY; THE ANSWER ISN'T FAR FETCHED. APC LEADERS LEAKED THE INFO TO THE BH BOYS.

God bless your ministry my brother you have spoken well!


Let's call a spade a spade joor and stop looking at things only on one side.

klark3:
It's not easy to ignore dat feeling.

There in lies d problem, when love strikes... Because it's almost impossible to suppress dat feeling when it's mutual, it's like a magnet... That feeling is too vortex, trying to fight it can make one act silly, love strong sha...

The only thing that'll make one want to bend over backwards...

And make you break all your rules and resolutions

Mtchew


Crazy


Stupid


Love

saasala:
Do you think I was mad when I said I wouldnt get married? A man stands to gain nothing from marriage. You lose your freedom. She nags you to hell. You live your entire life to satisfy a woman. She suddenly hates sex, loses her pristine beauty and becomes a fat pig with saggy booobs and tasteless asss, your jokes are no longer funny to her, she doesnt like to go out for fun any more, she now hates picnics and the cinema. You can get more than enough what you tend to gain in marriage by remaining single: Free sex, free movement, you can even have a baby mama if you are so crazy about having a child, plus nobody will call you oloriburuku for being single unlike the females. Guys, dont get married. Think well before you cross that rubicon. Seun Osewa has known these facts hence his decision to remain single (Well, I guess). Why get married when you will end up losing your happiness, and probably divorce. As for me and my head, ama stay single for life ni o...and I dont even give a hoot about having kids. This life is messed up already, why bring another innocent child to participate in it. Think Brothers.

Hmmm

I feel you... True words... Harsh, but true

But lemme ask

What would you do when "love" happens?

When you find the one that wouldn't be or isn't any of these things? The one that totally "connects" with you and vice versa

Will you fight the feelings or just plain ignore it

This one na "birdbug"

Looks like a cross breed of a ladybird and a bug..

But anyhow naija, carry go, we are going to race in this thang!!

Naija's F1 baby, whohooo!!!

And everything he made was GOOD...

And some funny folks would look at all these wonders of the earth and say there is "no God"

Hha, hilarious!!!

Well said.


Better a broken relationship than a broken marriage

That's my philosophy.

The girl in question, as pitiful as it may seem may have all the girlfriend characteristics but not a wifey material.

A lesson for us girls, if your man aint commiting after two years of dating, babez waka o, because one man's meat is another man's KFC

And besides, oko yanfia.

buygala:
Marriage isn't something that one does out of pity or a blind sense of obligation.... Better break hearts now than murder each other in the future

Much as the guy's act appears abhorrent on the face of it, one has to have access to the full story before one can actually apportion blame correctly....


The fact that peeps have been dating since the time of John the Baptist doesn't place any compulsory obligation on them to tie the knot with each other... 'Walking Away' has always and will never cease to be an option in courtship.

1stCitizen:
11: Never come to Nairaland to seek advice over mundane issues. Those giving advice to you here might be enduring worse situations than yours. Remember every marriage is unique. What works for Mrs A might not work for Mrs B.

12: [b][/b]Finally, Never dare open an infidelity thread on Nairaland. We are worn out already.

Preach on preacher, you are in the spirit!

Gosh its about time we stop seeing such cockamamie stories as "I slept with my wife's/hubby's best friend, will God forgive me?"

I don't know when God recruited social media goons to take his messages. If you shit for church go for the church and confess na, y do it on NL?

I removed it because people like you fit "rape" girls for sambisa

I don't want to be walking down the road and looking at my back in fear that you might be stalking cos you are that perverted

Youu better rearrange your affairs and stop taking pride in scoring points with married wommen

Your mates are coming up with smart phones and appearing on forbes cover page.

Be wise

yawahappens:
Hahahaha..u r one heck of a comedian (I'm serious)..u're funny I'm into showbiz, I can invite you to cum make a 1000 ppl laugh , do ya mind darling?..*i bet she fell for it* who will invite you? ...see ur head like lollipop ...(jst messing wit ya, dont take it P ooo)

Oh and I jst noticed!, don't tell me u removed ur profile pix becos of me dissin ur mouth?,...haba Na...u r very beautiful dear

Hahaha, not even in your dreams slut
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Take good cre of urself for me darling, I'm coming for ur pussycat , ur mouth is awesome for BJ,


The mouth may be ugly, but it is never afraid to speak up and call dunce for what it is I said it, and I will say it again, you are a waste basket teeming with flies, yukk! what's that smell? Oh, twaz one of the flies that landed on your overused kinni
I must choke dat ugly mouth b4 the end of March [/quote]

yawahappens:
Not necessarily bruh, dis life can also be cruel in the sense that most bad guys like me end up with decent and God-fearing girls, u knw?
I don ask God for forgiveness sha

Godfearing girls?!

You make me laugh, my gosh you are so twisted sideways!!!

Gosh!

Godfearing girls shey? That means you have already made up your mind that when you are finally ready to settle down you would choose a Godfearing girls, na ppeople like you thunder dey fire with reformed ashawos

Nonsense pikin

No worry, Godfearing girls smh
You find one, but be prepared sha, cos you will "find" one

Folitch male public toilet

emmykk:
My girl always say Dogg style shift womb how true is this?

Lmao!!!

What?!!!

Where she hear am?

That sounds like something a supestitious grandma would say

That is medically, scientifically and jocularly incorrect

For couples trying to concieve that is one of the best positions after "missionary"

lalasticlala:
If u like do monkey style, snake style, a man that would cheat, would still cheat...

Gbam


My thoughts exactly...

Good one!

Word

Enegod:
I like ugly girls
They are always loyal

Beautiful post, stuffs like these inspires upcoming Nigerian writers like moi to make further research and write beautiful stories set in Nigeria for Nigeria.


More similar posts please

You really are a noble fellow, guys like you are almost "non existent", in a sex depreved wold that we live in your type is almost unheard of

I'm impressed op, keep it up.


But like others have said, keep your head up and keep looking, you will eventually find the right one.
And when you do, let her know your stand from the unset, but sha use style let her know that your "kinni" is in perfect order so she doesn't think you have erectile dysfunction or sumn

But nontheless, keep up your good deed, it is commendable

I stand corrected, sorry for the wrong use of the "adjective?"
I may not be a genius in the English language but I do know one thing...
"We did not get here by chance, there is a higher power thaat is behind all the things we see, think and feel, and that higher power is God (Good) and the other Satan (Evil)
You are entitiled to your own opinion

mmsen:
Rambling:
Lengthy and digressive

rambling - (of e.g. speech and writing) tending to depart from the main point or cover a wide range of subjects; "amusingly digressive with satirical thrusts at women's fashions among other things"; "a rambling discursive book"; "his excursive remarks"; "a rambling speech about this and that"

My response was a few lines, as opposed to yours. Now tell me again who is rambling.

I will probably keep saying this until the day I die but my major gripe with many religious people is that I'm pretty sure that many of you have not read the religious texts on which you claim to stake your lives upon. It's either that or you do not understand the language in which the text is written. You have already displayed a poor grasp of English, your use of the adjective 'rambling' to describe my response would be more appropriate to describe your own lengthy tome.

There is no scientific backing for your god(s). None. You do not need 'faith' if you have proof. Even the Catholic Church has to push people to believe based on faith, if they had proof they would be ramming that down the throats of the foolish masses instead of their centuries old dogma.

By the way thanks for the crash course on ENG 101

You are still rambling

But in a way I get where you are coming from

Man has wreaked a lot of havoc all in the name of "religion" but religious or no, the facts still remains, there is a God and I will prove it with sound scientific evidences if you would let me.

That you are not Aware of any scientific backings of creation does not dismiss its existence.

Open your eyes and look around you, nothing happens by chance because to every action, there is a reaction.

First law of motion states that "every objects continues in its state of rest untill a force acts upon it.

Think about that

mmsen:
There is no proof of god - religious people would not need to run around screaming, abusing and killing people because of their 'faith'.

Faith, by default, would entail a lack of scientific proof.

[quote author=johnydon22 post=31415136]am really curious to know more.. ok continue... Show us how science is your proof?... but please be as snappy as possible i hate reading long posts[/quote
]

As you may know, our sun is a star, at its core, the sunn is about 27,000,000 degrees fahrenheit. If you could take a ppin sized head of the sun's core and put it here on earth you could not safely stand within 90 miles of its heat. The sun is so huge, that over 1,300,000 of our earth.

Who is behind such magnificience? Man? No one? Chance? Matter?

And that's one of many scientific evidences.

More coming up in a bit

mmsen:
You believe in a god for which you have no proof.

Many of you 'god fearing' types follow religious creeds where you are openly told to rely on 'faith' and not ask questions but you demand that everyone else come up with evidence.

It is for the claimant to show proof of the claim. Otherwise the default position is to dismiss the claim.

You fail to be logical because you (like billions others) have been brainwashed into believing it is your duty to defend the irrational.

Interesting...

I like minds like yours...

Minds that thinks so rationally and so "outside the box" that its stuck in the clouds, no pun intended.

As pertinent as it may seem to help bring u back to earth, I would in the light of "common sense" refrain from doing so, reasons being that I am not sure wheter or not you are open to sound resoning and logic or you are stuck on "claims" and blind arguments.

That being said I would still give a few pointers to better butress my points, there is a God, and he created all things, my proof? Science.

Let me know if your are scientifically inclined to listen to the facts and I would go further to argue my point

Initially I just wanted to read comments...


I did...


And then I had indigestion...


All I saw were men show casing their debts of ignorance and blind sightedness!


It is understandable for one to say "man made God out of his imagination" but then that reasoning leaves a lot to be desired; where are your facts

It is "reasonable" to say "how would a God after having created humans put before them satan to bring them doo should they falter" intelligent reasoning, but would hold no water in the lights of sound argument.

It is "Logical" to say "God is a spirit with no beginning" because in the light of evidences; evolutionary or science, there has to be a source, a "higher power" behind life as we know it.

It is ultimately stupid to say God does not exist, cause if you did then you are in strong denial

mmsen:
All gods have the same origins - the imagination of man.

Come up with facts and figures, other wise just blow whistle instead of uttering philosophical mumbo jumbos.