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Politics / Re: Distribution Of ₦‎500bn Palliatives Skewed Against North – Kano Government by obonujoker(m): 12:42pm On Jul 15, 2023
Only a foolish and a thieving government will say they want to transfer 8K to households

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 12:30pm On Jul 15, 2023
kingofcasting:
Thank God Expert ignored you.

This guy. Are you tired of casting games with Alabi? cheesy
Politics / Re: What Can 8000 Naira Do For A Nigerian Family In A Month? by obonujoker(m): 8:34pm On Jul 14, 2023
DevilsEqual:



I dont understand what u typed up there
If u cant type in pidgin, at least, Get the fuvk away

Demdem... O ti paada de grin
Politics / Re: What Can 8000 Naira Do For A Nigerian Family In A Month? by obonujoker(m): 5:59pm On Jul 14, 2023
DevilsEqual:
Went through all the comments and na dumb trolls dey here

What would a govt with heavy debt and a destabilized economy would have done differently just within 90days at the end of helm of affairs

My IQ point is higher than those of these igbos


Gbogbo eyan ni omo ibo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 1:32pm On Jul 14, 2023
🚨🚨🌕| The Glazers haven’t sold #mufc because no one has hit their asking price. [@TheAthleticFC]
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Tops List Of World’s Highest-paid Athletes In 2023 by obonujoker(m): 1:30pm On Jul 14, 2023
The GOAT...

Meanwhile, the Goat was also right...

🚨🚨🌕| The Glazers haven’t sold #mufc because no one has hit their asking price. [@TheAthleticFC]

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Politics / Re: What Can 8000 Naira Do For A Nigerian Family In A Month? by obonujoker(m): 11:41pm On Jul 13, 2023
Give tithe 800.

But land 5200 Naira at Lekki phase 1.

Use the remaining 2k buy agbado

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Religion / Re: Lord Chosen Pastor Wife Passed On by obonujoker(m): 9:06pm On Jul 12, 2023
She is not dead.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 7:45pm On Jul 12, 2023
How much 7Hag don spend now?
Health / Re: Top Countries Doctors And Health Workers Migrate To And How Much They Are Paid by obonujoker(m): 6:58pm On Jul 12, 2023
How I wish I was a mechanical engineer and a realtor in the US.... sad
Politics / Re: Tinubu Meets Class Of 1999 Governors At Aso Villa by obonujoker(m): 6:57pm On Jul 12, 2023
Class of looters grin

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Health / Re: Facts About Laughing Gas And Why NDLEA Banned It by obonujoker(m): 8:16pm On Jul 11, 2023
No be wetin the joker dey use be this?
Business / Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by obonujoker(m): 8:14pm On Jul 11, 2023
What if you had died just before harvesting the palm oils, whom would they belong to??
Business / Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by obonujoker(m): 8:04pm On Jul 11, 2023
The spirit of Cain don re-enter this world again
Fashion / Re: Men, What Is The Cost Of Hair Cut In Your Area? by obonujoker(m): 7:50pm On Jul 11, 2023
The last one I did was 1K.

I had to order my clipper rechargeable from Jumia. Now I do it myself at home, from the head to the temple underneath

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Career / Re: Reasons Why I Don't Tell People My Salary by obonujoker(m): 2:29pm On Jul 10, 2023
Don't tell anyone your Salary

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Business / Re: Why Do Nigerian Traders Frown When You Want To Buy Things On Credit? by obonujoker(m): 12:38pm On Jul 10, 2023
NoToPile:


It's more serious than that, Only a Nigerian will feel offended when you ask for money you are owed. You will hear is it not just 1000. You might even get insulted on your own money if you are not careful.

We have a very terrible entitlement mentality.

I have many such as this.. "I dey owe you before"🤣🤣🤣🤣.... The same habitual onigbese
Health / Re: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by obonujoker(m): 12:35pm On Jul 10, 2023
Try herbal bro
Health / Re: Early Signs Of Sexually Transmitted Disease You Should Not Ignore by obonujoker(m): 7:41pm On Jul 09, 2023
Stay faithful to your wife.
Culture / Re: Why We Cancelled Yoruba Cultural Ceremony, Isese Festival – Emir Of Ilorin by obonujoker(m): 8:37am On Jul 09, 2023
This emir no get fear sha... Well now wey Tinubu be president, we go collect Ilorin back for yoba...
Culture / Re: Why We Cancelled Yoruba Cultural Ceremony, Isese Festival – Emir Of Ilorin by obonujoker(m): 8:31am On Jul 09, 2023
FreedomArmy:
ilorin is conquered and there is nothing you can do about it. Try nonsense and see the wrath of the great emir

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Romance / Re: Husspuppi Is Back(photo) by obonujoker(m): 8:25am On Jul 09, 2023
Purvan:
Hushpuppi was just a pawn in the game


The people that give him work are out there doing the real deal

Hush puppi is just a kid when it comes to fraud

Look at the likes of Bernie Madoff and Elizabeth Holmes

They're the real deal in fraud

That Bernard Madoff ehn
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 11:15pm On Jul 08, 2023
🚨T’en Hag views Onana as a key signing as he looks to close the gap on Manchester City. And after guiding United to a third-place finish in the Premier League, winning the Carabao Cup and reaching the FA Cup final, club bosses believe their manager has earned the right to shape transfer policy.
@MullockSMirror

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 5:48pm On Jul 08, 2023
Now wey DeGea don comot, I hope there will be no scapegoat o

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 10:30am On Jul 08, 2023
obonujoker:

Madrid Zone
@theMadridZone
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11m
🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: PSG have now decided to SELL Kylian Mbappé, after he rejected 3 new contract offers. They plan to finalize his departure NEXT WEEK.
@Ramon_AlvarezMM


Man utd what are we waiting for 🙏
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by obonujoker(m): 10:29am On Jul 08, 2023
Madrid Zone
@theMadridZone
·
11m
🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: PSG have now decided to SELL Kylian Mbappé, after he rejected 3 new contract offers. They plan to finalize his departure NEXT WEEK.
@Ramon_AlvarezMM

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