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CelebritiesRe: EndSARS: I Was Beaten & Arrested By SARS – Beverly Osu (Photos) by obrakaneey: 5:53am On Oct 16, 2020
meobizy:
At least she was caught at an ungodly hour. My only offence was my size. The hungry idiots chose to pick on me because of my well fed, well proportioned physique. It was continuous exaggerated acts of humility which saved me that day. They did not expect I would kiss the ground they walked on. It was either that or a firearm-induced coma.
i had same experience.. the sars guy kept saying "u dey show me chest abihuh
LiteratureRe: Oga Landlord 21+ by obrakaneey: 9:57pm On Jun 26, 2020
Me: guy, how you do am?
Ugochukwu: dey there, you wan die like fowl bah?
I go cook myself.
Me: them cook you for egusi soup or okoro soup?.....




this part really crack me up .
more ink to ur pen op.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Abiola Ajimobi Dies At 70 - Independent.ng by obrakaneey: 7:07pm On Jun 25, 2020
KenOne:
If this is true then Ajimobi had died since. They just kept it sealed because of the chairmanship tussle.

Power hmmmm.
we all knew APC will not annouce his death till after their NEC meeting.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Abiola Ajimobi Dies At 70 - Independent.ng by obrakaneey: 7:05pm On Jun 25, 2020
KenOne:
If this is true then Ajimobi had died since. They just kept it sealed because of the chairmanship tussle.

Power hmmmm.
we all knew APC will alliw his death 2 be announced after the I NEC meeting.
LiteratureRe: Oga Landlord 21+ by obrakaneey: 5:10pm On Jun 22, 2020
well work....😆😆😆.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: PDP Directs Members To Scale Up Personal Interventions by obrakaneey: 7:07am On Apr 05, 2020
PDP...... share the money
PoliticsRe: Babagana Monguno Accuses Abba Kyari Of Interference On National Security Matters by obrakaneey: 5:20pm On Feb 17, 2020
[quote author=Racoon post=86730883][/quote]matthew 7:7
CelebritiesRe: New Mom’s Birth Selfie Goes Viral After Husband Collapsed In The Background by obrakaneey: 5:23pm On Feb 08, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Witnessing Childbirth is a gift.
I don't mean this from a medical personnel viewpoint but from a man's viewpoint.

It demystifies the hole.
That hole that we toil and labour to get into.
The hole we act like sissies to enter,
The same one we squander our lifesavings to convince it's owner to grant us access to.

You'd see a creature struggling to get out of the same hole.

And you'd wonder what the fuss is about that hole. Only then will you realize that it is all vanity...and that the hole is the beginning and end of our cycle as men.

The first time I witnessed childbirth was the first time I swore never to toil myself for kpekus.
Why will I labour to enter something that a baby is labouring to get out of?
If it comes, it comes.

But if you expect me to buy you gifts or take you to eat sharwama before you can spread it for me then check the next compound.
its always fun to read ur comments and takes on issues......
PoliticsRe: Atiku Ranks Number One, Buhari 12, On Twitter Trending Worldwide- Pictures by obrakaneey: 10:30pm On Oct 07, 2018
i luv atiku. no homo
SportsRe: Anthony Joshua Knocks Out Alexander Povetkin To Retain World Titles by obrakaneey: 8:15am On Sep 23, 2018
so happy 4 AJ
CrimeRe: Nigeria Army Gives Update On Damasak Attack by obrakaneey: 1:34pm On Sep 13, 2018
let the Lies continue
EducationRe: Typical Nigerian Universities In Meme Collection by obrakaneey: 1:21pm On Sep 13, 2018
boring
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For ‘rupturing’ Ogun Prince’s Anus During Gay Sex (Pic) by obrakaneey: 9:56pm On Aug 30, 2018
chai them don burst him anus. funny World
PoliticsRe: New Factional APC Secretariat In Rivers State Destroyed by obrakaneey: 3:27pm On Aug 11, 2018
APC can never be crisis free.
PoliticsRe: Blockade Of Saraki’s Home Must Have Been By His Security Aides, Police Claim by obrakaneey: 3:13pm On Jul 24, 2018
Games of thrones
i dey watch in 3D
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Edun Harassed By A Homophobe: "I Don't Shake Homosexuals Like You" by obrakaneey: 10:03am On May 26, 2018
why don't you change ur way... change ur ways now
PoliticsRe: Breaking News:gov Fayose Shakes PMB For The First Time In Life by obrakaneey: 9:03pm On Feb 22, 2018
I dey wonder wetin dey go on for Rochas Okorocha mind as him see bubu shake fayose
PoliticsRe: APC Governors In A Group Photo With President Buhari At His Daura Home by obrakaneey: 9:47pm On Feb 16, 2018
Gov Ortom of Benue is missing in that group pics. ... Bubu really fall that guy hand sha
PoliticsRe: 2019: Kwankwaso, Wike, Secondus, Others Meet In Rivers State Government House by obrakaneey: 11:20pm On Feb 10, 2018
I just dey imagine if to say Nyesom wike be ex president Goodluck Jonathan ha things for behuh I just like Wike. ..
CrimeRe: Cultists Arrested During Meeting In Akwa Ibom, Other Criminals Paraded.Photo by obrakaneey: 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2018
sushieater:
How can a sane Black Man have anything to do with KKK , like seriously?. Good riddance! Bunch of ignorant Oafs.
bros the ignorance is Epic
CrimeRe: Cultists Arrested During Meeting In Akwa Ibom, Other Criminals Paraded.Photo by obrakaneey: 10:48pm On Feb 07, 2018
nothing weak me reach to hear say klu klux klan dey naija....
PoliticsRe: If I'm Inec I Would Have De-registered Apc - Apc Bot Member, Engr. Buba Galadima by obrakaneey: 12:10pm On Jan 30, 2018
inasmuch as much as I will never believe a northerner is sincere with power. .... I tend 2 see sincerity in Buba Galadinma.....
PoliticsRe: PMB Is Fit And Healthy Enough To Run For Presidency In 2019- Femi Adesina by obrakaneey: 11:02am On Jan 22, 2018
Femi. ... I think PMB's wife n family differs on this. Not to talk of Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Aishatu Jibril Dukku: "Nigerians Eat Maggi So Much, That's Why We Are So Edgy" by obrakaneey: 10:21am On Jan 19, 2018
today na maggi,
tomorrow it fit be pepper,
next tomorrow salt n oil,
nah so the thing go....
n so it goes.
Car TalkRe: Tesla Model 3 Will Be Almost Fully Voice Controllable With Future Update – Musk by obrakaneey: 9:12am On Jan 18, 2018
when people like Elon musk dey think n plan of leaving this earth to Mars n space...... our brethren grom the north dey thing n plan of the islamization of Nigeria n then their Cows. ......""Cows""
PoliticsRe: Six Persons Killed In Fresh Attacks In Benue by obrakaneey: 6:46pm On Jan 17, 2018
can't these Benue people arm themselves and take this killings to the fulanis.... what are their retired and serving military men doinghuh cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Bayern Munich UCL (4 - 2) On 18th April 2017 by obrakaneey: 9:29pm On Apr 18, 2017
hala Madrid

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