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IloveGH:
@ ochon,

Happy birthday my October bro…. May you live to be toothless

Lol.. Thanks bro.

Psychedelia:
Wait, your name is OLUCHI?
And no, I'm actually not cyber-savvy - I'm just a rather good guesser.
In TheAmaka's case, I relied on "Big Brother Africa - Africa Forum" on Facebook for my BB updates during Karen's season; and her altercations with the South Africans on that page had serious similarities with her altercations with Karen's haters on NL.
That was it. Oh... And the name, too.

LMAO!! Nah, my name aint Oluchi..

But you nearly got it. You might be cyber-savvy, but your spadey senses are amazing. I dey fear sha.

GHKWAME1:
Charley! I for wish you some, but I don't do birthdays.

It's all good bro.. Enjoy my food..

lekpalicious:
Ochon happy b-day hun. Hope u having a gud 1

OMG!! Lekpa? where went you since? . God, I've missed you, I must confess.

Aitee1:
And u didn't quote me wid d food

ortopazz:
Oga ochon happy birthday o™! wish u all u could wish ya self brov!

BUH I No see afang soup amongst those dishes! something should be Don!

Chai, my Calabar and Akwaibom brother and sister, my deepest apologises. I totally forgot Afang soup. I prepared it o, my servant Ksslib refused to serve it. SMH. Abeg make I dish am jare. Not even Biggie can stop our victory. Are they maddtttt?!! Efo Riro is included too. Eat as you like.

Edikaikong
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/edikaikong-soup.jpg
Afang
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Efo Riro
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/efo-riro.png

russello:

Shebi If I dey talk to u peepo, una nor dey blive me.

You will see how Biggie will carefully ensure no Naija housemate is evicted come this sunday.

Make una mind nor shake at all, even if u decided not to vote, the result will be same.

Biggie is not smiling this year

BBA is broke!!!

#toomuchtalkfornow

TBH.. You know things that I obviously don't. You are so right..

If this decision stands, then BBA has been a sham for long. SMH.

Psychedelia:
Huh? Really, I know no-one by that name. Uhh, honest.
But I can guess your name is probably Oluchi, Ngozi or Ogechi.
I have a deep feeling you've got that typa name

LOL.. You don't have a deep feeling, you be cyber crook.

Your spadey senses have taken you to my ******** and your "feelings" kicked in. Chai, you be correct FBI!!

For you to have known THEAMAKA from FB, deciphering me was just a matter of time!!

Are you a hacker? How do you know these things?

Dannyxy:
ochonogoko, happy birthday!!!

Thanksbro

Vblinks:
@ OChON: happy beerday My secret Crush lager you. I pray

Secret crush?

The Lord is good..

May your beauty and lovely nature never "blink" for once, they shall shine bright like the diamonds of Sierra Leone, Vblinks.

ebuetor:
who is ochon?

Ochon is Tayo's son's godfather.

Aitee1:
Happy born day Ochon...have a blast!!!

Awww.. Thanks hun

safarigirl:
Tayo be getting more fans cuz he cried at the news of his son's birth. Happy for him, sad he'll be receiving some bad news later this evening, but some SA peeps rooting for him cuz he's their 'makoti'

Ochon, the pikin na your birthday mate o

shezy:
tayo's baby is ochon's birthday mate.whaoooo

russello:
So Ochon and Tayo's new baby are birthday mates

Na wa O

Wishing both bois a haffi baitday and more blessings from yonder

Psychedelia:
And congratulations to Tayo!
Fatherhood comes with a lot of expected personality traits, and one of them is temper control

By the way, Ochon, so na like this you take get birthday mate?

I hope they name the baby Chinedu.
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...Not that I know of anyone with such a name oh. I just think Chinedu would be a nice name for the child

OMG!! Na true o.. So I'm the godfather then, no?

Chai, this is a good sign that Lilian and Tayo will survive!! I'm a winner and a conquerer, soo Lilian and Tayo must excel above this glaring hate Biggie/Endemol.. Amen

Psychedelia, I have a feeling you or your siblings, one of them is answering Chinedu, that's why you want me to call my godson that name.. Talk true.

Psychedelia:
If I were from South Africa, I'd hate Nigerians too.

Fhucking starch-swallowing Nigerians feeling like they can just walk in and win this show in awa kantri, yet it took us 5 solid seasons before we could have a finalist (Lerato) under dubious means for that matter.
These people keep rubbing it in with the continental recognition their music has gained, yet the only time anyone ever paid attention to us was when we were singing about our white masters whipping our sorry asses.

Guy, leave talk.

The hate is too much..

Just see the broad daylight robbery Biggie just pulled now with Lilian nomination. If there's any evidence of hatred, robbery, jealousness, this stunt by Biggie espouses it!!

Their hate for us reduced our slots to 2, now they ain't satisfied with that wickedness, they've taken it up a notch with this sheer wickedness... Fùcking twàts!!

If only Nigerians will boycott this bigotic and xenophobic show.

jovialjov:
Happy birthday,ochon shuga. More blessings of God to you!

Tsmilez:
Happy birthday ochon,age in grace!!

Akshow:
Happy b day ochon

dominique:
Happy birthday ochon. wishing you many more blissful years.

THEAMAKA:
@ochon
Happy birthday babe!!!
Have fun, turn up, and most of all, may all your wishes come true.

lertee:
Happy birthday peasant Ochon,i wish you long life and prosperity.

Islie:
happy bornday Ochon

Reincarnated:
Ochon Baba, Happy Birthday son..

dazzlemee:
Happy birthday ochon..wish you long life.and prosperity

tsquaure:
thank u ksslib for d update. happi birthday ochon

Chiazalam1:
Happy Birthday Ochon! May the Almighty bless you.

njokusboy:
Ochon the peasant, so today na your birthday sef... and you no tell anybody...

Anyways, wish you a happy birthday, long life and prosperity..

feminineA:
Ochon!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!!!! May the Lord grant your heart desires

Forwetinnah:
Where the bornday moin moin..this one wey errborry dey throw you wishes

shezy:
ochon happy birthday,long life and prosperity in all ur doings excluding the bad ones

Psychedelia:
Wait... Ochon, is it really your birthday?

Happy Birthday ooo! Hope you had fun?

Awww.. Thanks a lot guys.. I feel loved right now.

As an Igbo dude, and after meeting with Nze Psychedelia, we've agreed that shawarma, chicken and chips, etc., won't be served today for my birthday celebration. So I'll treat y'all to varieties of different Igbo cuisines. Do enjoy.

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https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/okra-soup.png
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/pepper-soup.jpg
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/banga-soup.jpg
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/nsala-soup.jpg
https://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/images/ora-soup.jpg
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lertee:

Thanks a lot Jbluv55...

stinggy:
Classic!

Thanks bro..

fuckyouhard:
ochon.......once u learn rhymin and how to deliver punchlines u wud beat anybody

Thanks Bro.. I'll keep this in mind if I really wanna try my luck in this art. I appreciate.

Ksslib:
Oh ochon! so Today is your day?

Happy birthday day sir.

My regards to madam and the kids.

Idìot!!.. TFU there.

My children send their greetings.

safarigirl:
hehe, Elikem, our HERO. Happy birthday abeg, wish you all the best and many more years

LOL. Thanks a lot for the wishes.

safarigirl:
owlneal didn't hate us. He hated Elikem and Bev that kept acting like being W/African made them invincible- same thing most are accusing Tayo and Lily of doing. Nando didn't even hate us. What gave you that idea? Nando was Bev's homie, even when the alcohol disagreement started, he only attacked Elikem, not Melvin and O'neal made it clear when he left that he had no issues with Melvin. Neither of them ever used the term 'phuck Nigeria or Ghana even'. Maybe if loud-mouths Elikem and Bev had been quiet, O'neal would've been cool. Those two were far better than the generator mouth and they were REAL too.

Nando didn't hate us, maybe I should have worded my reply well. What I meant is that, Nando, Owlneal and co were disliked by us, for one act or another, and it took the boldness and actions of Elikem to rattle and displace them. That to me, is a thing of joy.

Well, let's agree to disagree. I know Elikem might have lied, but I think he played an interesting game. He's bold, he knew how to fùck up his enemies in a calm and polite manner, without fighting or quarreling about it. At the end of the day, everyone is REAL there, just different personalities. Shikena.

Cestmoi1:
@Ochon,happy birthday dear....

Thanks a lot my sexy peasant.

Psychedelia:
Don't mind those SA noisemakers jare. You can only bring them shame by succeeding and outlasting their housemates.
Zimbabweans seem to know how to deal with these people.

I still don't know the origin of the hate.. I've got good SAns as friends. My cousin is engaged to one, yet some of them want to see us dead and buried. You need to see comments on Facebook when Melvin lost, you'd think they're rejoicing over the dethronement of an evil King.

njokusboy:
Can you help me tell this braggarts that Nigeria cannot singlehandedly determine the fate of any housemate?

Someone even had to audacity to suggest that aside the R Nigerians that won it, every other person that did did so because of the Nigerian influence as if Na only naija vote for them... Isn't it a crazy thing to suggest... We are swimming in an ocean of delusion, what with our exaggerated feeling of self importance and myopic braggadocio...
its like what happened last year, everybody was like "let us see how this arrogant people would win it with a country vote"
Anyone that says something contrary to the popular opinion here gets hacked down and stampeded upon....

We are not helping matters at all

Same way they shouting "Twitter this... Facebook that.." When Melvin crashed out, them shock.. People never learn...

safarigirl:
Elikem was real? Same Elikem telling everyone how Nigerians stole fufu from Ghana and doing houseboy for Poke-her-low so tey e balance dey nod head like agama when she dey 'Bleep' him region? Issorait. Space don finish to type

Elikem was real.. If Elikem lied about the fufu, does that make him unreal? People lie.. Even you and I lie.. It Doesn't make us unreal

As per Pokello, you seem to forget they had each other's back, so I expect him to go against the odds for his boo. After all the alliance got him Zim's vote. Made a Elikem a celeb in Zim when he arrived.. And right now, Pokello is chilling with Elikem in Ghana far away from Zim. Not a bad deal if you ask me.

Without Elikem, Owlneal, Nando and co would have been there to hate us to death!!

Idowuogbo:
My ochoko! The only omo Nna wey dey do me gisgis

Happy birthday dearie!!! LLNP!!!!

Oya chop am.

Lwkmd@omon Nna and gisgis.. You be real werey.


Thanks Badosky..

teeo:
Happy Birthday Ochongonoko... .. My good friend. Have a lovely day.

Thanks Boss

Dannyxy:
abeg no vex, no mind them, because if you vex now, na epistle you go use close this thread
*fans him*

LOL. That epistle was needed.

Psychedelia:
But Nigerians don't have the moral justification to point fingers and complain naa, as far worse things happen in Nairaland's Politics Section Ghetto, so abeg leave talk.
Na how you advertise yourself outsiders go take approach you.
A few pages back, some people were already bragging about the Naija influence, so ain't nothing in that Twitter handle that hasn't been said by Nigerians in the past, sadly.
Shhiit happens.

LOL. Politics Ghetto worst, especially the group that upload random pics and tag it to a NLer. I no suppose vex but these kain bogus lies dey kill Tayo and Lilian chances. We've gotten trending peeps this year, yet they still wanna kill our vibes. It's like it's a crime to be a Nigerian rep in BBA. They've reduced WA slots, they will wanna slander us. Na only us waka come?

Ksslib:
And Nepa did thier worst.

Arggghhh!! Why Nepa come take light nau?

Caracta:
My darling...you are special to me.

Happy birthday lala-white.


Have fun!

Aww.. Here comes my lady in blue..

Thanks Senorita.. Muchos amigo.

obayaya:
Were olingo gbagbuo onwe gi taa...

Today's your day

Uche gi di ya.

FrancisTony:
Happy birthday Ochon

Thanks bro Francis

Dygeasy:
lol! Issorait o. Things we do for friendship.

Happy Birthday Ochon!!!

Thanks bro..

Dannyxy:
see oh

This is pure hate!!

Wetin Nigerians do these demons? Huh?

How can someone hate us so much, they'll impersonate our citizens just to stir up the hornet's nest and make people hate our reps.

This is why anything Tayo or Lilian does will get trending. Are we the cause of their misfortunes or joblessness? May Sango and Obatala collabo and strike that dumbass to death.

I think it's time I wade in..

Nas said "when you're on top, there's envy..."

Truth is, Naija has influence in BBA (but we're over rating it), and in many things, Naija is on top. Now this is the bane of the success of our present and future Naija reps. I said this because, this influence we have, has brought out the arrogance in us, Nigerians, and it's our downfall.

For example, Nigeria is king of entertainment industry in Africa, from movies, to music etc. I'm not bragging just trying to point something out. A lady on this thread from S.A once said how she knows about Naija celebrities/musicians but barely know of other countries' celebs. This one of the perks Naija has. That's why some people will love to tap into Nigerian entertainment honey, e.g; Bassey. Even DJ Xclusive is the most accepted and most well-known amongst all DJs that's graces BBA.

Now, this reality have gotten us "haters" from all nook and cranny, which is not unusual, but we NIGERIANS caused it partially, if not fully. It's not UNUSUAL cos when you are on top, people go jealous you. I jealoused Barca and rejoiced when Bayern Munich thrashed them. Back to the topic, after 3 Nigerians won BBA successively, other countries got jealous and decided that Naija reps won't win it again. To prove a point, last year, when Beverly and Melvin were evicted on the final day, some S.Ans on this thread, notably N*adia, said something like: "I am not fan of BBA, but thank God the Nigerians are out, now anybody can win it and I won't mind."

Now this is the jealousy I'm talking about but we brought it on ourselves somehow. In the bid to hype our reps, we oozed arrogant vibes. We tried to rub it in the face of other countries, about our previous BBA trophies. This irked them plus jealousy and since then, they've been wishing us bad. How did we show arrogant vibes? I'll give you the same example I gave to Safarigirl when I addressed her last year. Last year, I was on FB when I saw a comment from a Nigerian which went like this (not exact same words); "carry go Melvin.. Nothing do you. Una go hate tire. BBA na our birthright. We go dey win dey go. Melvin bring back the money. Haters can't stop us.." What followed was series of comments like "just imagine. Very typical arrogant Nigerians. Since it's your birthright, come and win it this year, then."

Now, that idiotic Melvin fan and his ilk, thought they're upping Melvin's game, but the truth is that, they were not. Instead it fuelled the already existing hate for Nigerians in people. Most of those comments where from SADC FBookers. And if Melvin lost SADC countries, he's already a goner because Elikem would drag WA's vote with him!! Our arrogance spoilt Melvin's game, forget he's laid back/dull nature. People loved Melvin, even said he didn't behave like a Nigerian, but their vows to vote him out made him loose. When Melvin lost, people were shocked.

Nigerian influence is mostly in two form only:

1. During tie-breaking in votes, our population as the most populous African country helps, ask Ricco.

2. Our hypes..Nigerians sabi make mouth and we can hype for Africa. Our hype elevated Dillish and she won with OTHER COUNTRIES VOTES NOT OURS!!

I keep telling people, Melvin lost MOSTLY cos he didn't come out for eviction ( he came out just once) much, so we couldn't hype him as much as Dillish. Dillish came out for eviction up to 4 times, and in those times, Nigerians carried her matter for head like say na headache. We even chose her over Maria and Beverly (this thought kills me )no thanks to the idiotic, pathetic males and OLD ladies fantasising about Dillish dumping Stephen for Melvin. So when the scales fell off their eyes, Dillish was already popular and not even Cleo from SADC could stop her. Melvin was just a pawn in the game!!

But saying our influence in actual votes ( not tie breaker) will save a HM, is pure fallacy. We're but ONE vote!!

That said, Tayo is real, but moderation is the key. He's picking up too many enemies. Uti was wiser when he came back the second time and chose his opponents wisely and won. Tayo is being over real and fighting everybody, not good in my books. Elikem was real and would've been a worthy winner if not for the fact that Africa voted on alliance, plus the people he kicked out influenced their region to vote others but him. That's why I'll never vote on BBA again. People vote on vengance, beauty, country alliance, instead of entertainers and REALITY acts. That Trezagah was voted over Mira shows BBA is useless. Until regional voting is abolished, borerites like Keegan, Wendull, Dillish will continue to win. If Trezagah wins this season, I won't be surprised.

#my opinion

olubukato:
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Olugbenga *prostrates*.. Oga mi, may your days be long.. Iseeeee