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Rap Battles › Re: |««CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS|II|*OCHON Vs OLUBUKATO»»| by ochon: 11:15pm On Oct 11, 2014

Tiyazman:
Ta! Go and watch BBA!!

Just cos you have been on this section for long doesn't mean you can't act calmly. I expected you to vote "categorically" so I can learn where I did wrong. I'm sure you didn't even understand most of my wordplay like the "ATE TOO" which stand for "8-2" referring to the 8-2 loss of Arsenal at Old Tafford.

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Rap Battles › Re: |««CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS|II|*OCHON Vs OLUBUKATO»»| by ochon: 11:04pm On Oct 11, 2014

Tiyazman:

BATTLE OF WACKS!!!!

You both tried tho, you got ideas but it was just flying in different directions, scattered all over the place!

Lol, ochon tried, atleast he can script bars.

And Olubukato, I would have been dissapointed in you if ochon had beaten you, because you have been around before him, and you have witnessed battles. But then, you didn't dissapoint. You tried.

MVGT: Olubukato

NO be like this nau

As you vote, also point out my mistakes, so I can learn.

Rap Battles › Re: |««CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS|II|*OCHON Vs OLUBUKATO»»| by ochon: 10:54pm On Oct 11, 2014

YoungDaNaval,Guykhena, tag the voters abeg.

Rap Battles › Re: |««CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS|II|*OCHON Vs OLUBUKATO»»| by ochon: 10:50pm On Oct 11, 2014

Nice one Olu. You bad gan. grin

Rap Battles › Re: |««CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS|II|*OCHON Vs OLUBUKATO»»| by ochon: 10:40pm On Oct 11, 2014

olubukato:
Imma fúck this nigga up/...lick him up like a sugar drop/...Nip off his head like plain cigar top/ if he isn't Hippocrates, niqqa don't be forming hypocrisy//

You hungry and empty/...nothing from his mouth can fill me/ so in this bout I'll kill him/ coz he's a "non-performer". . like a castrated billy!

He doesn't fill a spot/ neither would he bring a sport/ I'm in for the hunt/ and this bird will be killed with a gun / so if u see him flapping his wings, he just landed in my pot!

I don't pull muscles with faggs/ this brawl was to murk him in fact/ I'll kill him and walk back home intact/ but if he aiming to scratch / I'll send "rashes in his pants"//

Ochon is a vagabond/ I drive in Royce, he's a conductor on Fanagon/ he'll be dazed when I land a punch/ and as na 'only him waka come/ . . . I'll put him on the run. . .and he'll be doing a marathon!/

I feel for this lame/ he's not fit for this chase/ so he'll be kicked all the same/ he lies he brings 'beef' to the game/ but for wia I dey, ochon na cheese on a plate//

Make e no be like say I cruel/ I know how to kill with a pen/ after I don spit out dope barz like say na gruel/ but if he shows a spark of intelligence, I burn the lame with fuel!

I'll disconnect his lights and put him in a blackout/ then shove sticks in the fagg's mouth/ torturing his senses, and if the man shouts/ he'd be dead in seconds.....cos his time just ran out!//

There is adrenaline pump in my veins/ this ain't shít for the saints/...I'll come like a bad weather and put shots in his brain/ causing migraines/ then I'll break his rooftop, if he tries to put a stop in my reign!

I'm a rap scientist... I know all theories of a dópe rap song/... I sabi burn fluids when rappers act wrong/ like dissecting Ochon when he dey act strong/ he's a wack son/ a woman pretending to be man. . .a biitch with strapon!/

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 10:37pm On Oct 11, 2014

olubukato:
done..

u can post yourself..

Done too.

Rap Battles › Re: |««CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS|II|*OCHON Vs OLUBUKATO»»| by ochon: 10:34pm On Oct 11, 2014

Iam = IAMAROMOLAERAN, a Nler and battler
Cart her sis = Catharsis
Bar = represent Demba Ba, ex chelsea player
King james = lebron james
Wade = Dwayne wade and his wife Gabrielle Union
for "getting the 15 points" and "king of dópe", Google "escoba" and "Pablo Escobar" respectively

Senator Olubukatto's Sodomizátion angry

They call this bítch, "Senator" Olubukato.. A faggít that chases anything on skirt?// A gay in the closet with a tooth like a bucket?// nigga puhleeaseee...only a lame deadbeat//.. With an IQ that aint legit// will call this dumbass a Senator, cos the only thing Senatorial// about this wacktard is his penchant for ràping & marrying prebuscent romance section girls when time is crucial//...a true son of his father, Yerima!!

I'm King James in this brawl land// my tech packs so much heat they'll make you crawl back to Cleaveland//.. But if Olu proves stronghead// I'll Wade// through his mom's tight coochie when we consumate our Union in Miami while I moan out her name Gabrielle ooooo...

This Pùssy's only life achievement is when three chicks on romance section got him wooed// while I'm busy nailing her mom on that same wood which is a plywood// ...with great precision, like a Car painter from his neck of the wood//

Olu's bars are wack and retardèd// his writtens filled with fillers will get any vet pissed// and get him sacked//..
While My bar gives vets heavily feeling leaving the nerds perplexed// as he "scores" with sharp precision leaving the crowd at Atatürk Olympic Stadium with órgasms and visibly awed// as y'all Kneel down together with my Bar so that Allah can be praised//..

Olu is a wanted cannibal// an annoying criminal//.. a fugitive at cuba// nigga was claiming Hannibal// after stealing a yam tuber// the only valuable thing he's achieved in life is buying "tura"// and getting 15 points, so this twát thinks the floggings I'm giving him is a game - Escoba// hehehehe.. Maybe he's oblivious of the fact that all my drops are sick that's why they say I'm the King of dópe lines, because I don't hide them, I'm Pablo Escobar

This riff-raff is Clueless// a fuckin' paranoid belong to the species of "TANoid"... I've lost all Patience with this dumbàss// ...So while I wish him Goodluck on his quest to #BringBackHisGirls that I rendered useless// I'll spit bars that will make me the President now that's a flawless victory in this lyrical Mortal Kombat

He is like the president of Association of Åssanal Haters!!// him and your Obayaya are losers//atypical Assanal fans they are....Serial wánkers// not representative of a type, group, or class// among the football elites// I'll sòdomise and end y'all careers// once and for all and gun y'all Gunners down with my arsenal//... I guess they Ate too much goals at Old Trafford that's why their belly are shapeless// I guess it's time to remind him why they Call us the Red Devils//...

I'm evil, I don't play nice// so you cant find me dead on any muscian's hook though I kill in quick succession, yet I'm cool as ice// idíot I ain't Talking 'bout the rappers whether it's one with a T or a cube as their sufffix// I'm talkin' 'bout my street credibility.. If you doubt me, nicely go ask 9ice//...

This gáy is from the slums and lacks proper home training// he's asking Kr0ne the secret to winning Iam as if Kr0ne will tell him any// so being a cheerful being// I'll Sun this prodigal dweeb's wife to give birth to an illegitimate "son" with my hot spérms..nurtured in mount Olypmus so that when this rage fills my vein as a titan, without gainsaying// I'll rip open his bowel and cent the whole NL sections with the sordid smell of his blood but that's after I've made him Will. I.am his last penny

I feel sorry for bodybagging this goon with ties to ISIS// and ráping his nieces// but since he's not a Journalist, I won't behead this idìotic lass// that I can call an incurable disease// I'll rather cart her sis// away so I can cleanse and purify her of her emotional madness//..

R.I.P Olufucktardtto grin

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 10:33pm On Oct 11, 2014

Ksslib:
Oh boy! That your hand and watch go good for personals ooo.

Make I save am quick quick.

LWKMD.. Una wicked for here. grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 10:23pm On Oct 11, 2014

olubukato:
ochon, i fit drop now if u are still up for it..

Drop it!!

Guykhena, he's ready. Let's do this!!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 10:20pm On Oct 11, 2014

Guykhena, since it's a no-show, with the brawl called off, tell Adaobi to open the thread, then post my lines.. I want y'all to assess my lines so I can learn from my mistakes. Corrections should be done on that thread.

I'll be happy if the vets can tell me how good or bad I was. Thanks.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:21pm On Oct 11, 2014

Ksslib:
Pls pls I yam nut hin the mood for play play this evening. .

***goes back to smashing glasses****

Ntoi!! This is what you get for watching those super fools masquerading as eagles. grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 8:15pm On Oct 11, 2014

YoungDaNaval:
Lmao

I just waste 5 hours of my day for a no-show. Mtchewwww!!

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 8:13pm On Oct 11, 2014

olubukato:
No vex.. Super eagles don spoil my mood. Declare ochon the winner.

You no try at all. You've made me waste 5hours of my day for nothing. Nothing spoil sha.

Guykhena, just safeguard my bars for me, I fit sell am to person to battle. undecided

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 7:30pm On Oct 11, 2014

Battery dead. Guykhena, make I go charge phone abeg. Drop my bars when Olu ready. I'm out.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 7:28pm On Oct 11, 2014

Guykhena, you still dey watch Naija matches? No be me o. I no wan get high BP.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 7:27pm On Oct 11, 2014

Guykhena:
Once both of una ready,tag me,so I can get the thread open..
9ja match just dey vex me here....

You have my bars, once he's ready, drop am for me. Thanks.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 7:20pm On Oct 11, 2014

Guykhena:
So you dey around since....
What's up? You posting yourself right?.

Yeah..but once Olu posts, if I no post, post for me abeg.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 7:19pm On Oct 11, 2014

capricun:
See my friend forming champion. Them go Woop your a55

LOL. I better get whooped than for Olu to pull a no-show.

Olu, I sight you. Oya come finish work. sad

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:14pm On Oct 11, 2014

GHKWAME1:
Charley, I think people have the right to be forgotten on NL, Just like what Google is doing in Europe.

I feel the same way too, but NL's owner don't want us to deactivate.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 7:12pm On Oct 11, 2014

Guykhena:
If Olubukato doesn't show up in 30mins time,it would be a No-Show win for Ochon....

I hate this shitt. Olu why nau?

Well, don't paste my bars. Keep am, if I wan battle another person in future, I'll use them.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:05pm On Oct 11, 2014

GHKWAME1:
OMG! everyone has a skeleton oo.

LOL. NL? Fear this site o. Even an 8-years-old post might come back to hunt ya during a duel. grin

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:04pm On Oct 11, 2014

LaRoyalHighness:
Tayo is quarrelling again...

There's a thin line between being confident, with demeaning aura, and being overtly arrogant.

Tayo should watch it, he's confident, gives out the alpha male odour, but these quarrels doesn't do him much good. It might get him Nigerian fans, but other countries might dislike him for it...

Make we dey watch sha...

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 6:54pm On Oct 11, 2014

kr0ne:
Done! O boy, u fit commit crime put am for ur twin brother head o
Photocopy

30 minutes to go! Ochon and Olu, make una begin jog o

LOL. Mine's done and dusted. Waiting for Olu to bury me. grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 6:54pm On Oct 11, 2014

Guykhena:
Olubukato,you still up for the battle?.

Guy, make Olu no chicken out o. Not after all the stress I went to pen something manageable down. angry

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 6:45pm On Oct 11, 2014

njokusboy:
Please i need you describe your signs of impending org.asm. How does your body react when you are about to or when you actually cu.m? Apart from all the crap one reads online, the truth is many guys can not tell when a lady cli.maxes. I have heard guys boast of how they made a lady cu.m like 10 times and i would be like what tha fork!

Dis dude is worse than I though

LMAO!! This battle was even till you start digging up Fork's post.

Karma is a bítch!! grin

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 6:44pm On Oct 11, 2014

njokusboy:
Lolzz, who I cuss?

Your diss with F*ork nau. grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 6:43pm On Oct 11, 2014

Guykhena:
If I paste and e no reflect,I go modify am fix...

Aite.. And I fit dey online by then and post them too.

Anyway, time don almost reach. Make I go soak my spirit in prayers. grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 6:39pm On Oct 11, 2014

njokusboy:
Lolzzz, you sabi say I no good for dis one.... when I get small break, I go join the gang...

So na to cuss people you sabi only? grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 6:38pm On Oct 11, 2014

YoungDaNaval:
@ochon, Who's Akwaugo? 9ice Name.

*sip breast milk*

Akwaugo is the endearing name I call Softsparkyy. wink

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 6:38pm On Oct 11, 2014

olubukato:
You too. Like I know sef, I for don find ghostwriter.. I hope u no go insult me too much sha

Yeah, I love the way you lie. You scripted for 13 market days before calling me out of the blues to end my career. Well if you win, I send Ksslib, my son, to end your career. angry

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 6:37pm On Oct 11, 2014

Guykhena:
Ok.

But if the "bypassing" no reflect, just bypass the censored words on your own. I trust you know what to do.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 6:17pm On Oct 11, 2014

Ksslib:
Look who we have here. Longest time babes. I been think say na you go rep us this year for the house.

Welcome

Smh. You don dey kiss her already. Ashawo!! grin

Ekilou, wellucome o. It's good to have your presence on this thread.

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