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olubukato:
Which kin wahala be dis..

If say you your bars wey you go drop was ghostwritten, may amadioha bless you with boil on your sçrotum.

njokusboy:
Bwahahahahaha....

Ochon wans to battle... owk nah...

Ghostwrite for me please.

olubukato:
ochon make cancel the battle and do it another day na. Me sef dey busy.

No try this kain play. Crook. If you wan win, win jare

Guykhena, I bypassed NL filter in bars. So let the bars remained "bypassed" like I made it.

Eg: b*oobs was written as bóobs by me? Notice I use another "O"? So all the censored words were taken care of by me.

softsparkyy:
Ochon where are you going?

Akwaugo, I'm coming to your house. Prepare me my favourite.

On a more serious note, I'm so busy over here. Today's been hectic for me. No freaking space to breath.

We go yarn later. #backtowork

Guykhena:
Mail Replied(remember the NL editings)

The thread is locked,your verse would be on the first page,that's the main reason for the mailing of verses,so as to push each there quickly,as the thread is re-opened..

Thanks bro. Have mailed them with both my Gmail and Y! Mail.

obayaya:
And here he comes...

Oji onu egbu 1 of Awkuzu

LOL. Before I E-die, make I brag jare.

olubukato:
You mean business oo. Dem no dey play with you again?

Choii

Ole!! you don get many ghostwriters to bury me shey?

Anyway life goes on even if you win me.

Guykhena, reply my PM so I can mail you my bars.. Might not be online by 7pm.

Also, I think you should create a new thread and lock till 7pm, so that our writtens can be on the first page.

olubukato:
I wan post myself joo

I know say you don go prepare my burial, but God pass you. ;

You've been scritpting for me for 18 market days.

lertee:
Are you afraid of getting murdered?

I'm that cat with 9 lives, if I get defeated, I'll bounce back. No biggie.

kr0ne:
Finishing touches! O boy! Make I go arrange Heineken full fridge first. Today na today! I can see a lot of people viewing that thread already

LOL. Na mouth I just dey make o.

But get that Heineken, it's gonna be a fun ride.

rozzay:
I reject it IJN wetin bring burial come for dis mata na, pls don't say such o. I dey quick vex

LOL. Na joke nau chillax

Guykhena:
No rushing,,when you done,mail me the verse(make sure its before the deadline)..

Olubukato what's your say?

Aite. I'm done. Once Olu okays it, I'll mail them to ya.

JigsawKillah:
U too rake joor





SAW

LOL. Make I ginger small jare before Olu buries me.

lertee:
**clears throat**

Baby, I need your kisses to spur me on for this epic clash.

Guykhena:
lol
Where Olubukato sef?

To prevent swaying,and disorderliness by viewers,I think it would be more appropriate for you and Olubukato to mail me your verses,as soon as its deadline(after I get the thread unlocked),I post both verses,state terms and tag voters,before any form of interruption...

E make sense abi?

I want to do like Coogar and keep my lines, but I'll mail them to ya. I'm almost done scripting. Just putting finishing "touches" on Olu's death sentence, that will send him a on "light" speed to hades!!

richommie:


if dat brawl reach fp....forget it....olubatako don win...cos rozzay is ready to(do(anytin for her husby

kr0ne:
Rozzay, come here u never see battle u don begin vote? If ur husband na soldier, u go follow am go war?
Please bring ur chats here

Guykhena, are we allowed to use dictionary to decipher lines in this battle? Because, the way I see this, Patrick Obahiagbon's attention might be needed o.
Lagunna, no banners for this match? A match that will definitely hit the front page u no know ur work again abi? See ur head

That our battle should hit FP. The bars I'm scripting now is surreal// to dópe to be real!!//

I'm making a statement with Olu's burial. I want to teach these newbies how a nigga gets down. This is my first and last battle on NL, but I'll leave a spar legacy that will span the length of all lands.

Adaobi123, Obinoscopy, Mukina2, please when it's 7pm, take our battle to FP.

Guykhena:
for where,,
Only tagged voters go fit vote,,the rest,void..

Thanks for this. The crowd are allowed to ONLY view and cheer, but only tagged voters' votes will count. No let Olu's fans and ladies sway this battle in his favour. Na me and Olu tonight.

Ksslib:
[ Me too. When I saw her cast votes in olu's favor, laff nearly kill me..

Well, ochon should expect the whole romance section voting against him on that thread.

Lagunna don advertise the battle reach evert corner of NL. . I cant wait for 7pm.

LMAO!! Olu wan end my career in front of his ladies, but thank God say na only tagged voters' vote will count.

obayaya:
Go show ochon how it's done.

Gun him down for me...

My blood is a hot bath// My lines are death path// and
Olubukatto is will be murked fast//

I'm taking Olubukatto down tonight// It's time I show Kr0ne and Guykhena how newbies make a grand entry with skills of vets//.

kr0ne:
I swear, I just dey laff for here since the babe say she must vote o as per wife concerned

I'll murk Olubukatto tonight//.. Then fùck his babe while on a flight//!!

Ksslib:
Lwkmd. Battle never even start , bukato wives don begin rig votes.

Ochon go suffer today.

LOL. I no dey fear. Thank God say em wives no go vote.

olubukato:
Chaii wahala dey o

https://www.nairaland.com/1943539/clash-of-the-knights-ii-ochon-vs-olubukato#27044274

Say you last prayer sir, and make sure you type your will tonight. I'm about scritping your death sentence.

Guykhena:
Yes boss,bring your A Game...

Trust me bro, Olu won't win tonight.. He can't even win a lotto draw, dude has no luck!!


What if I come lose after all these bragadacio? Well, the words of Caracta will comfort me tonight.

Guykhena:
Use the criteria stated in the thread..,,,

I'll have to master those criteria before I start judging. I'm still a novice.

BTW, pop up the thread for me and Olubukatto. We're dropping TODAY by 7pm. I need only confirmed ninjas to vote our brawl. Thanks man.

Tiyazman:
Ochon will kill anybody on a battle, that dude's command of english vocabularies and witty tantrums is alarming!

Olubukato, better get a coffin!

command ko, GOwomand ni!! Yimu!!

Olu wey just call me out of the blues after scripting for me for 13 market days.

GIYAZZ:
ochon be like. . .

https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4633563/dancing-nigga-o.gif

Idíot!!

sosiqdude:
Please guys...vote in our battle...sosiqdude vs cranium

I don't know how to vote, so I can't vote.

Tiyazman:
When? Time? Date?

Tomorrow, 7pm. Pop up the thread.

olubukato:
24 bars ke..
I beg make we do 10 bars o..
let's do this.. Lagunna or somebody should pop the thread

Oya,10bars.Krone pop this shiit. We drop by 7pm tomorrow

kr0ne:
Lagunna can only win u in powerpoints and gathering of babes. Engage him in a 10 bar brawl, u may win. Just make sure ur lines rhyme

LOL. Okay, lemme learn with Olu first, before I face Lagunna.

Geoxpress:
24 bars? Shiit is getting wonderful!! :O

This is my first time, but what's worth doing, is what doing well.

capricun:
You would die oo. Don't say I didn't warn you.

LOL. It's all for fun. If he wins, I'll learn my mistakes and get better.

kr0ne:
Lagunna vs Ochon joor

Bros, na so you hate me reach? Make I reach your level of scripting before you pitch me against a badass brawler.

Ksslib:
Ok.. Just forget about the lines.. Rather divide by 2 and call it bars.. Eg.. 30 lines... Is 15 bars.. 16 lines = 8 bars..

One bar is one paragraph of ideas. Or better still, the empty space peeps use to demarcate stanzas. My phne dey charge and the one i'm using to post this will stress me if i try copying 24 lines and post. Might even exit the browser itself . Ok.. Lemme compose a quick example for you though...
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You cant stand this diss of mine/ U's shallow.. wont be deep if ur skull, we dig or mine/ but watch as i urinate on ochons brain to give a Piss of mind/

Like cement on walls, with bullets i'll plaster him/And choke his throat with knives till cuts cluster him/ cos this nigga has a padlocked brain.. he even failed to unlock ideas with a master key/

Its not that rihanna song but i'll disturb ya/ make evil hang around ur head cos like windows phone i make death loom ya/
you like a symbian device coded in DOS.. watch how one punch ll knock ya/

no homo.. but i bed this nigga to a hospital ward/ cos this lame lacks clever d.O.Pe words/
he has a rewinded feet... Reason his steps in life's never forward/

He likes deliver my mssgs.. but dude.. i no send you/
you'll be drowned the moment i burst pipes & have plumbers serve you/
..... you a negative dude... I ate( 8 ) the minus one(-1) & left him feeling odd like ... number 7/

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Ochon, thats an example of 10 lines which you can call 5 bars.. Cos if you count, i wrote 5 stanzas..

To deliver 24lines= 12 bars.. You just have to add an xtra 7 more stanzas or paragraphs to the 5.. Shikena!!

Shitttttttt!! This is nice. Now I understand. Olubukato a.k.a Olugbenga, I accept your C/O. 24 bars mehn!!

Olu if you accept, let me know so I can see if I can script some wack bars for you.

Giyazz, pop open the thread, we drop tomorrow by 4pm, that's after Olu accepts.

No particular time..

I say this because the duration of dating doesn't determine a "happy ever after" in marriage. Some people married after few months and lived happily ever after. Some met for few weeks, got married and are having a blissful marriage. While some even dated for years, enjoyed good courtship, but their relationship crashed after marriage. Some were co-habiting for years, but after marriage, things fell apart. The true "colours" were revealed.

What I think is, the man (who is usually the person who proposes) should follow as his heart leads. No matter the time or duration, he should marry when he feels "yeah, I'm ready." No rushing in marriage or the person will rush out too.

That said, I think one year should be enough. You don't expect to date a woman ripe for marriage for YEARS without any sign of commitment or promises of one, without her having doubts or considering other options. Biologically, there's a stage a woman reaches, and she becomes unappealing to suitors' eyes.

Akshow:
I yab seun over him tribalism thread na so d guy slam my other moniker 88years ban

This is pure unadulterated wickedness.

Themamba:
Isn't it obvious? cos being creative with a troglodyte is a waste....
May amadioha impregnate you with twin albino midgets there....

*dies*

forkadict:
ROTFLMAO!!!!

Haaaaa!

bobz, it is not a small sometin o. WTF!

And the ban can't be reversed??

It can be reversed if you can beg and change their minds. Me, I can't o, so I go kukuma open another account.

Ksslib:
How dem dey do am na to divide by 2. Thats 12 bars..
20 lines = 10bars.

Dey pretend you hear. .

I still no understand o

Okay, pick up any 24 lines and show me how you counted it. I know it's stressful, but do am for me.

Olu, chill, make I learn this one wella, before I bodybag you.

olubukato:
You know see as all of dem yab me that day..

Abeg ksslib come tell us wetin be 24lines..Biko..

So you no even sabi? I no believe you.

forkadict:
LMAO. Ban for months ke? so one can get banned for months?

Bobz, I need to be careful men.




@Anyone watching,

Please whats happening in the house?

LMAO!! Haven't you seen someone banned till 2088? . You be learner o. I think it's cos you don't frequent NL except during BBA, or else you'd have heard about it.

Last year's mod on this section was a supermod, he banned Itsmodella for a week I think, she created a new account to post, the mod came back, pardoned her old account and banned her newly-created account for like 30years. LMAO!!

olubukato:
Dem tell u say me sef sabi? Make we battle joo

You sabi jor. You don battle Ksslib before.

Okay, make person teach me wetin be 24lines, then we can drop our nonsense. I'm in if I know wetin be all the 24lines and shít.