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MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL JARE No be small thing oh. Una don hear the story of these movie producers wey go use person house to shoot movie scene? They needed someone to act the role of a gate man so they offered the Aboki_ at the house some money to act the role since dem feel say na just small matter. The director gave the Aboki_ a brand new cutlass and told him to give a pretense chase after the ‘main actor’ who was acting the role of a thief. They told the Aboki: “If you hear me say “action” make you run after am o, just do things exactly as I say….you hear?”. The Aboki_ nodded in affirmation. As the Director shout “action”, na so actor take off and aboki_ begin pursue am round the compound. As dem dey reach the fence the director see say the pursuing scene don do, na so director shout “cut, cut, cut”. O boy eh, una no go believe am! As we dey yarn dis story so actor still dey hospital ooo...chai! ![]() ![]() ![]() THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY PEEPS ![]() Culled from Jbluv55 |
forkadict:LOL. This year's Mod no dey smile at all. Last year, we had some banters without the bans, though when it came, the erstwhile mod go ban you for months. but this mod no dey smile at all. Small thing na bans and hiding of thread. Man pikin don suffer for this NL. ![]() |
olubukato:LMAO. Just tell me say you hate me. I can't script to save my life. I don't even know what smiles, methaphor, wordplay, punchlines, are. You wan bodybag me abi? God forbid. ![]() |
Ksslib:You nau. LWKMD. ![]() |
But seriously, we need to stop getting emotional over this disagreements. Go to BBA Forum on FB and the banters there are matured and witty. You'll be laughing. We have different opinions, our opinions or choices don't have to tally. Our fave reps don't have to be the same, our most sexiest, most ugly, most handsome, etc., don't have to align together. We can argue about it peacefully without the harsh words. BBA Forum has different posters from different nationalities, and they almost get along fine. I expect the same here. Anyway, my hottest for now, is "Sexy" Mrs Ksslib. JeykllandHyde says she's Butterphly's twin sister. ![]() |
kgr28:TBH, I can fùcking say mind to Safarigirl and she won't do shít. Whether she or anyone likes it or not, it's none of my beeswax. We all have different choices of hotness, and opinions. No one can force his or her opinion down my throat, it doesn't mean I can't accept corrections. All I can I do is to say mine and try to correct some few notions that I find wrong or deceitful. I really don't see anything wrong in the choice of hotness, I for one, I aint watching yet, so can't choose mine till later this month/early next month when I'll start watching it. If I'm to choose the hottest guy, based on popularity votes on Twitter or FB, I'll go for Tayo, but Nhlanhla or Luis might be hotter, I can't tell because I'm not yet watching and BBA "CRYshots" website ain't helping matters. Anyway, I'm enjoying the banter of words. It's healthy as long as it doesn't get caustic. ![]() |
sophiangel:No wonder Dillish never gave the parrot-mouthed pygmy a chance. Smh. |
The thread is getting hotter!! Me likey!! ![]() ![]() Since the BBA "Sobshots" are drowning our misery from their cry-fest with their sea of tears, we might as well liven up this thread. ![]() ![]() Let the battle of decent words start. ![]() BTW, anyone can choose who's hotter for himself/herself. Different choices for different folks. |
lastpage:I agree with every word you posted. Linda's definitely covering the real truth up. And the way she treated her supposed "mentor" and "anchor" leaves a bitter taste in the mouth. |
Dannyxy:Breaking News: To package "cry(ies)" for your favourite HMs or country's rep(s). Text "cry" to 35052. Cost - N50 per month. From Empyten(MTN) |
shezy:No mind that hater. GHKWAME1: ![]() ![]() Themamba: ![]() ![]() |
Daresh:Total Bullshìt @the embolden words Jump ko, fly ni. She be gold? ![]() |
Emodeee:@Embolden, blame it on both men and female gender. If you don't sell, no one will buy. The men that pay these ladies to shake their asses on TV are guilty too. The men that sleep with these ladies that made it "ALARMING" are equal partaker in the show of shame. So blame all parties. |
forkadict:Yes o. People wey no sabi enjoy BBA go dey carry akpo over nothing. But as for paddy paddy wey we be, we go dey bash the HMs still dey enjoy our life they go. ![]() |
OMG!! Ojuelegba? Chai, Caracta are you safe? ![]() My Ojuelegba-living nun, please tell me you are safe. I can't afford to lose you. I've told you to come live with me at V.I, but you refused. ![]() Cara if you are safe, let me know please. ![]() |
forkadict:@your number 3, no, you didn't strike a nerve. You don't have to strike a nerve when you insult someone. I don't expect your apologies, it won't change a thing in my life. We cool though. Have fun. ![]() |
THEAMAKA:You're right. This year's whole arrangement, from the grand opening to the website is just totally fùcked up. |
Finally, THEAMAKA adds pic. Better this way. But Amaka, I think the pics of the ladies, even the men, didn't do justice to their "hotness." Mira that's actually pretty looks bleh in her pic. A better pic to match their "hotness" would've been better. Nice work all the same. ![]() |
Dannyxy:That's great. Continue giving Lilian and Tayo your votes. She's our rep too. |
ayobarmy:Lilian nko? Give her vote na. ![]() |
Themamba:www.nairaland.com/attachments/1493044_lmaoo_jpgf5b5a27bfd8d9de389e663b3e778dc7a Someone call 911. ![]() |
Harbosede02:Hahahaha!! Nice move. Your "first" comment before you edited it to this present one was the one I'm quoting below. I guess you realised you goofed and hence why you had to edit your initial post. Harbosede02:You really need to consult your dictionary or Google if you don't know what "hype" means. No offence. You don't know what is hyping and defending. Let me play out the whole scenario for you. Yesterday, Tayo told Arthur he's not good at comedy (not exact same words) after Arthur's comedic presentation. Tayo didn't know Arthur is a professional comedian back his country and hence should have worded his words better. Arthur got peeved, understandably so, but two hating, bitter humans called Frankie and Ella carried the matter like say na Gala. They blew it out of proportion and when Tayo realised Arthur's career is stand-up comedy, he unreservedly apologised to Arthur, letting him know he's wrong and never knew he's a comedian. Still, Frankie and Ella refused to let go of their hate. Even today, Tayo still apologised for the second time. What else do you want Tayo to do? Kill himself? Now, this matter had died down when that INSIGNIFICANT THING with his xenophobic blood and Mr. Fork raised the issues up again albeit subtly insulting us. And when we try to explain, you tag it hyping? So what are we suppose to do? Sit back and watch y'all slander OUR rep with reckless wanton? Ok, so let's say we hyped Tayo; if we don't hype Tayo and Lilian, who else are we gonna hype? This section's mod ? Please, unless you don't want to vote along Nationality lines, please hype our rep. If you don't hype them, you can't sell them to Africa.Too bad you fail for that THING's snipe shots at Tayo. If you don't know that KGR whatever moniker, lemme tell you things about him. 1. He's a xenophobic South African. 2. He never contributes to ANY thread positively, no updates at all. 3. His only work is to attack anything Nigerian-like, even if it's an inanimate object. 4. After hating and making you start hating with him, he leaves after this show to resurface next year and starts hating all over again 5. The ONLY time he's happy is when bad things happens to our country or when a Nigerian rep is evicted. I wonder why an insignificant non-entity will be having orgásmic eruptions over a country and her citizens that doesn't give any fúck if he exists or not. He's lucky that the mod on here is too strict, if not, I've enough memes, corrosive words and ammo to snuff the E-life out of him. |
Ksslib:I ignored that "hype" BS. Since when did defending a Nigerian HM, on a Nigerian site, from Nigerians, turned to "hyping"? Some people don't know how to use words. So who will we be defending? Sipe that's not embroiled in any fracas or MY rep that's been hung out to dry cos of a single mistake? If I don't hype my country's rep, who will I hype then? Mtcheeewww!! |
kgr28:https://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1399218946956652.gif |
Themamba:Get banned? For extinguishing a non-entity? Pffft. I'll serve that ban with all pleasure. But last year's mod, was more preferable for me. Sometimes, some retàrds are meant to be whipped INTELLIGENTLY!! |
noxyify:Here we go again. Who said OTHERS are fake? And you made this comment cos of Lilian. Newsflash, Lilian is real too and people have never said she's fake. I don't get where you are going with this sexism theorem of yours. The major complaint from people is that Lilian twerks at every minute. Even Tayo has been criticised for picking up quarrels with many people in a short time. So relax, we don't hate your Lilian. |
Forwetinnah:LOL. I was only kidding sha. Anyway, I don't think anyone can know the who camera is focusing on, IMHO. |
kgr28:1 Just cos this is internet, doesn't mean you have to emit your stupidity rays. Take your madness and xenophobic hate for Nigerians, to the kids' section. If I was a mod, I'd have banned your IP, you nuisance!! 2. Hit a nerve? Xenophobia-filled Nigga, puhllleeeeaaazee!! You can't hit your pathetic hate-for-Nigerians life back to shape, talk more of me. You think way high of yourself. You are nobody!! 3. You are like that obstinate and stubborn sore, that just wouldn't heal, so It's hard to ignore your stupidity. If you want to be ignored, take your àss off this thread, xenophobic nigga. |
Ksslib:This sums up all that ForkAdict is doing. Trying to stand out from the crowd with a lame diss at us and a skewed mindset. The way he's criticising Tayo, like he's never mistakenly erred and asked for forgiveness. Acting like he's perfect. SMH!! |
Ksslib:Ayam innocent. ![]() |
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