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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:17am On Oct 10, 2014
MAKE WE LAUGH SMALL JARE

No be small thing oh. Una don hear the story of these movie producers wey go use person house to shoot movie scene?

They needed someone to act the role of a gate man so they offered the Aboki_ at the house some money to act the role since dem feel say na just small matter.

The director gave the Aboki_ a brand new cutlass and told him to give a pretense chase after the ‘main actor’ who was acting the role of a thief. They told the Aboki: “If you hear me say “action” make you run after am o, just do things exactly as I say….you hear?”. The Aboki_ nodded in affirmation.

As the Director shout “action”, na so actor take off and aboki_ begin pursue am round the compound. As dem dey reach the fence the director see say the pursuing scene don do, na so director shout “cut, cut, cut”.

O boy eh, una no go believe am! As we dey yarn dis story so actor still dey hospital ooo...chai! cheesycheesygrin

THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY PEEPS smiley


Culled from Jbluv55
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:14am On Oct 10, 2014
forkadict:
I'm not sure it can get caustic. This our mod ehn, the guy kolo gaan. If you fork up, he go try you for hin one-man tribunal and he go sentence you to prison straiiiiiiight!

You no see as I gentle since I come back from the prison wey he sentence me tohuh

Oga mi Braieros! i dey loyal to your government o!
LOL. This year's Mod no dey smile at all. Last year, we had some banters without the bans, though when it came, the erstwhile mod go ban you for months. grin but this mod no dey smile at all. Small thing na bans and hiding of thread. Man pikin don suffer for this NL. embarassed
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ochon: 11:12am On Oct 10, 2014
olubukato:
ochon, I c/o you...
LMAO. Just tell me say you hate me.

I can't script to save my life. I don't even know what smiles, methaphor, wordplay, punchlines, are. You wan bodybag me abi? God forbid. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:26am On Oct 10, 2014
Ksslib:
Who is sexy Mrs ksslib? huh
You nau. LWKMD. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:11am On Oct 10, 2014
But seriously, we need to stop getting emotional over this disagreements. Go to BBA Forum on FB and the banters there are matured and witty. You'll be laughing.

We have different opinions, our opinions or choices don't have to tally. Our fave reps don't have to be the same, our most sexiest, most ugly, most handsome, etc., don't have to align together. We can argue about it peacefully without the harsh words. BBA Forum has different posters from different nationalities, and they almost get along fine. I expect the same here.

Anyway, my hottest for now, is "Sexy" Mrs Ksslib. JeykllandHyde says she's Butterphly's twin sister. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 10:04am On Oct 10, 2014
kgr28:
Say this to @Safarigirl and see fire, and how you dont know anything!!
TBH, I can fùcking say mind to Safarigirl and she won't do shít. Whether she or anyone likes it or not, it's none of my beeswax. We all have different choices of hotness, and opinions. No one can force his or her opinion down my throat, it doesn't mean I can't accept corrections.

All I can I do is to say mine and try to correct some few notions that I find wrong or deceitful. I really don't see anything wrong in the choice of hotness, I for one, I aint watching yet, so can't choose mine till later this month/early next month when I'll start watching it.

If I'm to choose the hottest guy, based on popularity votes on Twitter or FB, I'll go for Tayo, but Nhlanhla or Luis might be hotter, I can't tell because I'm not yet watching and BBA "CRYshots" website ain't helping matters.

Anyway, I'm enjoying the banter of words. It's healthy as long as it doesn't get caustic. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:55am On Oct 10, 2014
sophiangel:
JJ annoys the hell out of me,yesterday he told one of the housemates that he has been performing since he was 13.This morning he tells them he has been doing it for 20years,and this is a dude who claims to be 23 years old,he is just Mr know it all and always ends up confusing himself.
No wonder Dillish never gave the parrot-mouthed pygmy a chance. Smh.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:50am On Oct 10, 2014
The thread is getting hotter!! Me likey!! gringrin

Since the BBA "Sobshots" are drowning our misery from their cry-fest with their sea of tears, we might as well liven up this thread. gringrin

Let the battle of decent words start. cheesy

BTW, anyone can choose who's hotter for himself/herself. Different choices for different folks.
Celebrities › Re: Why Linda Ikeji's Blog Was Shutdown (pix) by ochon: 9:26am On Oct 10, 2014
lastpage:
I just "observed" that Linda, in her own posts, confirmed that the Ayedee guy helped her a lot in the past.
She indicated that she used to go "back-and-forth" with him whenever she NEEDED HELP

But STRANGELY, she said and l quote:

Now, except you are a baby and a very dull one for that matter, you will instantly know that something is fishy with that statement, someone (Linda) is concealing information definitely and is not stating the exact truth about "How and what" made communication to cease, bearing in mind how "platonically close" both of them had been and how she had benefited immensely from that "professional relationship.

Thus, when l read the Tweets of Ayedee later, as posted by someone else, l said "Haahaa, l knew it, l knew there is more to the story"!

Linda is feigning ignorance, she is trying to give the impression that the GUY has a Crush on her and that is why he was helping her and because she did not return the favor, that is why he engineered the shutdown of her Blog!

Now, l dont know Linda Ikeji (l have read some gossips on her Blog through re-direction two or three times so l know she is a Blogger, l had also smiled when l saw the way 'young' people were drooling over her SUV! Good for her though, as she worked for it and l understand why some young teenagers get google-eyed on seeing her SUV, they themselves are dreaming of something like that but for matured people, you are like, whats so special with buying an SUV that it is generating this much noise huh Maybe its part of her publicity strategy)

...But even this Ayedee of a guy, l have never heard of at all. Complete blank!
So, my opinion on both is from a neutral observer who does not give a two-phuck about either of them.

*I want to believe from what Linda has posted herself, from snippets, small confirmations and innuendos, that she actually committed the offences the guy said angered him
*That he tried to reach her severally until she BLOCKED HIM OFF (that is where her statements about "we just stopped talking", gave her away!)
*Linda Ikeji was actually infringing on the intellectual property of the Ayedee guy
*Linda Ikeji was lying and playing the victim, to obfuscate her hanky-panky while trying to garner sympathy at the same time!.

I am a very good judge of character and l can tell you from the little that has transpired, that Linda Ikeji is desperate, a cheat and an ungrateful opportunist (as regards him and the Ayedee guy interaction).

[size=13pt]That she even tried to malign the guy and portray him as some vindictive stalker shows how low she can get![/size]
Forget that she bought an SUV or has a few naira in her account
.


Lastpage!

Caveat: The above is just my own personal opinion of the charade;
l was actually concerned for her, as a young lady, that her effort were being ruined by some "Ayedee guy" for PhD (Pull her Down) reasons which was the impression she gave initially, hence my initial interest in the issue but PLEASE, she need not get this desperate! Haaba!!
Like any personal opinion, it does not change anything and no one should develop BeePee over it. Write yours if you feel strongly about it. wink undecided
I agree with every word you posted. Linda's definitely covering the real truth up. And the way she treated her supposed "mentor" and "anchor" leaves a bitter taste in the mouth.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:54am On Oct 10, 2014
Dannyxy:
abeg make we package "cry" send to Lilian and tayo, so them too go fit cry too,
because very soon this housemates go dey conspire to nominate them because then no wan cry.
we will be hearing things like "every body is crying, but the Nigerians have refused to cry, they think they are better than others, when others are crying, you have to cry too"..

BTW, bba hotcries for be the theme for this year.
Breaking News:

To package "cry(ies)" for your favourite HMs or country's rep(s). Text "cry" to 35052. Cost - N50 per month.



From Empyten(MTN)
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:11pm On Oct 09, 2014
shezy:
he is been delt with by a nigerian before and the only way for vengance is through nairaland bigbrother's thread because i dont understand why someone will always want the downfall of his brother just because of a game,dis is more than tayo's issue to him
No mind that hater.

GHKWAME1:
grin grin(kwaaaaaa)
gringrin

Themamba:
U see am, later you go come cry why dem dey abuse ur papa....

Briarous, pls for the sake of God... leave me and dis kid alone
gringrin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 11:08pm On Oct 09, 2014
GIYAZZ:
THEAMAKA!!! Lilian should be first on that list!!! You fake lying bbitch!!!! angry
GIYAZZ:
Go and watch your own sister's nyansh, leave Lilian alone! Hater!!
LWKMD. Buwahahahahaha.grin
Politics › Re: There Is War @ Ojuelegba Right Now by ochon: 10:38pm On Oct 09, 2014
UjSizzle:
Relax. That's not even her work route.
LOL. It's all a joke. You ought to decipher it easily. That's how me and the fakest nun ever liveth, plays. embarassed


Caracta:
Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing. You no well. Lol.
gringrin Just cracking you up as usual.grin
Romance › Re: She Friend-zoned Me For Over 5yrs But Now Wnts A Committed Relationship by ochon: 10:32pm On Oct 09, 2014
Daresh:
Is that your problem? That she dated other guys who used and dumped her? You clearly dont like her enough because if you did, you would jump at the chance to show it.
Total Bullshìt @the embolden words

Jump ko, fly ni. She be gold? undecided
Romance › Re: What's The Fate Of VIRGIN MEN? by ochon:
Emodeee:
sometimes, i wonder if the men who are still virgins can find a virgin lyk them to marry.
the rate of sexual immorality among d ladies of this era is ALARMING. Wen i c ladies in music videos shaking all their assets and exposing all their body features, i will say to myself* it's a man somewhere that will marry these ones* dats why u c most of them masking their identity in order nt to deter their future husbands 4rm marrying them.
In most cases, these so called ladies fall into d hands of gentle men who av nt yet being defiled. Is it dat virgin men can't find ladies that of d same virginity status lyk them? Or it's jez dat they r always unfortunate?
Is it even adviceable for a lady to marry a virgin? And is it adviceable for a man to stay undefiled till marriage? Shed light into this matter and let everyone be enlightened.
@Embolden, blame it on both men and female gender. If you don't sell, no one will buy. The men that pay these ladies to shake their asses on TV are guilty too. The men that sleep with these ladies that made it "ALARMING" are equal partaker in the show of shame. So blame all parties.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:01pm On Oct 09, 2014
forkadict:
Thats my bro right there. grin grin grin
Yes o. People wey no sabi enjoy BBA go dey carry akpo over nothing. But as for paddy paddy wey we be, we go dey bash the HMs still dey enjoy our life they go. grin
Politics › Re: There Is War @ Ojuelegba Right Now by ochon: 8:53pm On Oct 09, 2014
OMG!! Ojuelegba? shockedshocked

Chai, Caracta are you safe?sadsad My Ojuelegba-living nun, please tell me you are safe. I can't afford to lose you. cry

I've told you to come live with me at V.I, but you refused. sad

Cara if you are safe, let me know please. sad
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:45pm On Oct 09, 2014
forkadict:
FIRST EPISTLE OF SAINT OCHON TO THE NAIRALANDERS.

1. I am highly disappointed in this crap you put up here cos I didnt mention nobody's name.
2. I didnt say you took sides with him. so whats up with 'I for one didnt take sides with himhuhhuh?
3. As for my last paragraph, i still stand by it. Or did i strike a nerve @Ochon? If i did, then NO APOLOGIES.
4.As for Frankie and Ella, i just dont strike a housemate who are first offenders. In this case they are. I have no record of their previous crimes. If I did, then i would have struck them hard. And deep down in your heart, you know that is me.
5. Your piece of advice is noted and thanks
@your number 3, no, you didn't strike a nerve. You don't have to strike a nerve when you insult someone. I don't expect your apologies, it won't change a thing in my life.

We cool though. Have fun. smiley
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:42pm On Oct 09, 2014
THEAMAKA:
And that's partly an issue with the website this year. The website doesn't really give detailed profiles like previous years. As in I can't copy and paste the pics to upload directly to NL.
Those were the only ones available to copy and paste. And I no get time to google everybody. HAHA.
The site this year was put together poorly, I must say.
You're right. This year's whole arrangement, from the grand opening to the website is just totally fùcked up.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:25pm On Oct 09, 2014
Finally, THEAMAKA adds pic. Better this way.

But Amaka, I think the pics of the ladies, even the men, didn't do justice to their "hotness." Mira that's actually pretty looks bleh in her pic. A better pic to match their "hotness" would've been better.

Nice work all the same. smiley
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:18pm On Oct 09, 2014
Dannyxy:
come on, get out of my head! on point bro,
last year it was "why do you people hate bev?", "bev this bev that"..
i so hate when people try to trample on other's sense of reasoning... we are not blind, i don't talk much about lilian, because all she does is twerk, but i have been sharing my vote equally between her and tayo, i don't have to always talk about her to show i vote for her..
That's great. Continue giving Lilian and Tayo your votes. She's our rep too.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:15pm On Oct 09, 2014
ayobarmy:
That means Tayo has got all my 100 vote this week.... #Oyo town
Lilian nko? Give her vote na. undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:13pm On Oct 09, 2014
Themamba:
Very terrible attempt at sarcasm, "so smart u make everybody smarter by being dumber than everybody"...
No, you are really dumb, you think admitting u re dumb lyk u just did might make us think you are smart.

You give ur self too much credit, no one feels good dissing a troglodyte..
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1493044_lmaoo_jpgf5b5a27bfd8d9de389e663b3e778dc7a

Someone call 911. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:09pm On Oct 09, 2014
Harbosede02:
Sum1 jst said "am going home on sunday"wu said dat?i didn't c d person's face
Hahahaha!! Nice move. Your "first" comment before you edited it to this present one was the one I'm quoting below. I guess you realised you goofed and hence why you had to edit your initial post.

Harbosede02:
D way una dey hype tayo ehn.......
You really need to consult your dictionary or Google if you don't know what "hype" means. No offence. You don't know what is hyping and defending. Let me play out the whole scenario for you.

Yesterday, Tayo told Arthur he's not good at comedy (not exact same words) after Arthur's comedic presentation. Tayo didn't know Arthur is a professional comedian back his country and hence should have worded his words better. Arthur got peeved, understandably so, but two hating, bitter humans called Frankie and Ella carried the matter like say na Gala. They blew it out of proportion and when Tayo realised Arthur's career is stand-up comedy, he unreservedly apologised to Arthur, letting him know he's wrong and never knew he's a comedian. Still, Frankie and Ella refused to let go of their hate. Even today, Tayo still apologised for the second time. What else do you want Tayo to do? Kill himself?

Now, this matter had died down when that INSIGNIFICANT THING with his xenophobic blood and Mr. Fork raised the issues up again albeit subtly insulting us. And when we try to explain, you tag it hyping? So what are we suppose to do? Sit back and watch y'all slander OUR rep with reckless wanton? Ok, so let's say we hyped Tayo; if we don't hype Tayo and Lilian, who else are we gonna hype? This section's modhuh? Please, unless you don't want to vote along Nationality lines, please hype our rep. If you don't hype them, you can't sell them to Africa.

Too bad you fail for that THING's snipe shots at Tayo. If you don't know that KGR whatever moniker, lemme tell you things about him.

1. He's a xenophobic South African.
2. He never contributes to ANY thread positively, no updates at all.
3. His only work is to attack anything Nigerian-like, even if it's an inanimate object.
4. After hating and making you start hating with him, he leaves after this show to resurface next year and starts hating all over again
5. The ONLY time he's happy is when bad things happens to our country or when a Nigerian rep is evicted. I wonder why an insignificant non-entity will be having orgásmic eruptions over a country and her citizens that doesn't give any fúck if he exists or not.


He's lucky that the mod on here is too strict, if not, I've enough memes, corrosive words and ammo to snuff the E-life out of him.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:16pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ksslib:
I just tire.

****
And some people dont even know what hype means. There's a diff btw saying the truth which concerns someone and hyping someone.

Make una no go get HBP for wetin no be mata sha.
I ignored that "hype" BS.

Since when did defending a Nigerian HM, on a Nigerian site, from Nigerians, turned to "hyping"? Some people don't know how to use words. So who will we be defending? Sipe that's not embroiled in any fracas or MY rep that's been hung out to dry cos of a single mistake?

If I don't hype my country's rep, who will I hype then? Mtcheeewww!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:08pm On Oct 09, 2014
kgr28:
May be you cant read
1. I write what I like: My data...
2. Did I hit a nerve?: with you cursing so much I think I did...
3. just ignore me: If you cant then I see your hypertension shooting up. because I am here to pisss you off.
https://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1399218946956652.gif
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:05pm On Oct 09, 2014
Themamba:
Bro, you may get banned...
I don't even know who imposed that mod on us so we can't give retards the dressing down they deserve...
Get banned? For extinguishing a non-entity? Pffft. I'll serve that ban with all pleasure.

But last year's mod, was more preferable for me. Sometimes, some retàrds are meant to be whipped INTELLIGENTLY!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 6:32pm On Oct 09, 2014
noxyify:
So tayo is real and others are fake.ok ooo its well.someone just said on twitter dat tayo is overrated by naijas and i think dat person is right.just my humble opinion.Am still teamnaija all d way.
Here we go again. Who said OTHERS are fake? And you made this comment cos of Lilian. Newsflash, Lilian is real too and people have never said she's fake. I don't get where you are going with this sexism theorem of yours. The major complaint from people is that Lilian twerks at every minute. Even Tayo has been criticised for picking up quarrels with many people in a short time. So relax, we don't hate your Lilian.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 6:28pm On Oct 09, 2014
Forwetinnah:
Which one be 'camera-man'?? Camera men only stand behind those glasses the rest are controlled and sometimes you hear them move. ..don't you know the cameras around the house rotate? So you're telling me you won't know the attention is on a group when 4 out of 7 cameras are on them or haven't you heard past housemates talking about it? Just watch her ohh. ..Nuff said, just stating what I observed
LOL. I was only kidding sha. Anyway, I don't think anyone can know the who camera is focusing on, IMHO.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 6:24pm On Oct 09, 2014
kgr28:
Hehehehehehe! Orgasimm...?
1. I write whatever like
2. Did I hit a nerve?
3. Why cant you ignore me?
1 Just cos this is internet, doesn't mean you have to emit your stupidity rays. Take your madness and xenophobic hate for Nigerians, to the kids' section. If I was a mod, I'd have banned your IP, you nuisance!!

2. Hit a nerve? Xenophobia-filled Nigga, puhllleeeeaaazee!! You can't hit your pathetic hate-for-Nigerians life back to shape, talk more of me. You think way high of yourself. You are nobody!!

3. You are like that obstinate and stubborn sore, that just wouldn't heal, so It's hard to ignore your stupidity. If you want to be ignored, take your àss off this thread, xenophobic nigga.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 6:15pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ksslib:
Its a pity that in a bid to appear non bias, people twist issues pathetically in the name of standing out from the crowd. Its not by force to stand out from the crowd biko.
This sums up all that ForkAdict is doing. Trying to stand out from the crowd with a lame diss at us and a skewed mindset. The way he's criticising Tayo, like he's never mistakenly erred and asked for forgiveness. Acting like he's perfect. SMH!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 6:11pm On Oct 09, 2014
Ksslib:
grin .. Which play?

Jekyll&Hyde abeg no gree o. This guy own don too much.. grin
Ayam innocent. grin

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