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adaobi123: the winter is too much....i cant deal with it anymore

Yes you can
Imagine all those 9ja winch people wey wan laff you die, if they hear this kain thing
Lai lai, the spring must come quick quick O!
Hold on a little longer nah!

peteafrik88: I tire oooo... After all this hustle, I come turn scape goat

No way bro
Na to jam better hustle
Hope say the cold and snow go clear soon
After all , na spring una suppose dey nah!

Seun don become agent as in estate agent?

Una no go change scores for front-page
Match don finish since nah!
Even as at 8:59 whey I dey post, its still the same thing on the front page
Abi e dey pain una say 9ja lose?

Olumikedos: Ahahahahahhaha noooooo
It was a home movie title YAHUU BOYZ

It had better be

Is it only federal roads ABC passes through?
Do they not go through state roads too?
If Federal roads are so top notch,how come Ebele had to instruct Ministry of Works and FERMA to make the roads passable for motorists this past Christmas celebration?
ABC is a transport company,does anyone expect them to say otherwise about the roads?

The two MUMUs
The creator of the thread needs to go back to English school
How can you CAPTURE the picture?
She probably never heard the word,CAPTION

elkol: Lamido wey no go school

Because Ebele dey take PHd decieve you?

peteafrik88: Thank you jooooo...... I have cancelled the plan. Aint interested any longer

Hmnn
Typical Naija man
Who wan die nah?!

Body no be firewood!
Choi!
See different sleep modes

I thought Ebele said MEND was not responsible for the Abuja October 1st bombings

President Jonathan, while reacting to the bomb attacks, had said: “Let me also use this opportunity to reassure Nigerians that what happened yesterday (October 1) had nothing, I have to repeat, had nothing to do with the Niger Delta. People just used the name of MEND to camouflage criminality and terrorism.”

He said the online “release purported to have been issued by MEND attributing the blasts to the lack of attention to the Niger Delta, is not tenable because this is the first time that somebody from the Niger Delta has the opportunity to even be the President of this country for about four months, so whatever your grievances is and you have your own here, you should have some hope. Good things do not happen overnight.”

https://www.nairaland.com/530249/jonathans-new-explanation-abuja-bomb


Government magic
South Africa outsourced justice

eGuerrilla: A neat and convenient outcome that is fully aligned with the interests of certain powerful forces in Nigeria.

Have we been told the full story? Hell no!

So spot on
Okah is just a high profile victim of Ijaw dog eat dog politics

Great to see Tiger get his roar back
Provided he stays alive, healthy and scandal free he should soon hold the record for the most tournament wins
O hope he can win in Augusta next month for its been a whike he won a major

solidbroda: foolish and myopic thoughts. Most people in dat market and Yoruba. So stop being a tribal nig*er. After all, he has a point and the odour oozing out from dat market is like shallow mass grave. Its hazardous to health!

Oh,Igbos are so clean now
Remind me again why Fashola closed down the cesspit Ladipo became under Ibo traders?
Why he banned Okada in Lagos?
Why we chased okrika traders away from the railway at Yaba?
Wasn't it to get at Ibos and their livelihood?
Keep peddling your half truths,your delusions and always playing the victim card while Lagos is been transformmed and mordernized
Useless he goat

@ okija,you no go kill pesin with this your animated gifs on NL.

Lilimax: I thought Soyinka is an Atheist. He does not believe in God .

Soyinka ia a traditional worshipper of Sango
And please the article is about the state of education in Nigeria and the brainless nature of our leaders in seeking supernatural aid not to improve the index of living but for their selfish perpetuation in power
Why can't so many contributors to this thread get this?

the_ripper2: Most ochuko's I know are either street urchins, village touts or never do wells. The CCNA u attached to it doesn't make u smarter u fatuous oaf.

Clap for yourself you igbotic oaf
Why my words dey rip through you?
Isn't that what you Ibos have been peddling on NL?
That you own and control Lagos&without you Nigeria will collapse?
That Fashola is out to get at Ibos and their businesses?
Keep peddling and believing your delusions

Peinstein: he was joking dude, it was meant to be sarcasm

Thanks mate
Reading and writing in English isn't a pointer to education just literacy
If Nigeria does stay as one,reeducation of her citizens is a top priority
Too many educated misfits on NL and in real life
Too many

Dead on arrival
The head of militants himself
Expired joystick,even if still functioning,must be releasing expired seme_n
What a 'lofly' couple
Oil money tins sha

dridowu: True Love or Oil Love ?

Tolexander: Happy married life.

The marriage shall be blessed with many children.

The both shall see their children's children till the 3rd generation.

The both shall reap the fruit of their labour on their children

Choi see as una finish Ebele godfather
Hope Ebele gave them a customized armoured tank
After all,Mark and Akpabio too gave out vehicles of recent

Gamji007: These old generation men strong pass this LAZY new generation ooo! D kind active herbs wey dem de use before pass Viagra. Na herbs wey go work for up to a century.

Pa Clark, I hail you.

Na energy drink go dey vibe am when madam demands body suit bedroom action

Is it too much to ask same of northern emirs?
Flush out the BH members amongst you,ghost mode or not.
As for the building,maybe Alams should recieve it as a benefit of his recent pardon

Shiit happens
Life can be as crooked as the dusty streets which criss cross many a Nigerian village or smooth as the streetz in Alausa
Wishing you smooth streetz Mr Blackface

Before this thread is taken over by the Soyinka/Achebe zombies,its great to see Soyinka's picture from way back with such poise and finese

Why does Fashola want to chase all Ibo's and their businesses out of Lagos nah?
Remember we are 60% of the Lagos population
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Wetin pesin no go hear for this forum?

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Another Soyinka vs Achebe thread
dayokanu nails it above
In retrospect,Achebe never got over the crushing bruising demolition of Biafra, its propaganda and Ibo supremacy thus his bitterness and resentment which showed in his last book
He lacked the poise, finese and statemanship of Soyinka
Despite his nationalistic posturing,he died an ethnic bigot
Unlike Soyinka who'd die a national hero

How come the FG could muster the will to negotiate with the ghost militants of the Niger Delta but not the ghost BH shows tbe hypocrisy of the government of the day
I've always maintained the amnesty thing was a ruse
What Nigeria needs is political restructuring and financial autonomy
How come JRC is awakening to that fact now after seeing their son is a political liability and an economic albatross
Make them pack well jo!

'Brilliant' ideas such as the above are hallmarks of daft leadership thought patterns
Ebele lost the plot long ago
Nigeria has been in free fall ever since
Commonwealth of Nigeria indeed!

glimpse: i jst hope b.h boys do nt learn from this....else GEJ wld flee Aso Rock.

No rebel movement ,BH inclusive,has been this organised in Nigeria
Something like this can happen in Nigeria only by large scale indurrection against the state or an Army mutiny

dadicvila: It amazes me how these african rebels are always stronger,better armed and motivated than their government troops,Africa is a real strange place

Simple
The head of such goverments who most likely took power courtesy of coups/rebellions starves the armed forces of funds so as not to be overthrown by them giving way for well equipped/better funded rebels to emerge as the armed forces morale is low

Then who gave the car below?
Why was David Mark's name on it?
How come Idibia or his wedding organiser allowed Mark's name for such a 'stunt'?
Someone needs to park well

The difference between the Nigerian and Norway is leadership and corruption.

@ pheesayor,no mind Ebele's online hacks
You need not be a prophet to see Ebele is only occupying space like zero before a number

kingoflag: Yup, most of us wish his corrupt azz will be dragged in the streets instead.

Yep,like Samuel Doe was

The issue has never been about double pardon
But rather using Diya and co to as a smokescreen to free an international fugitive who looted state resources
Let Alamd go and test his pardon in the US whilst Dariye throws around his legislative immunity in the UK
That's all.

Rumor
I doubt that
No major news station (even the pro Arab Al Jazeera) is carrying this 'news' at the moment

Ashewo no be work O!
Yet how come the person/people who saw the Range Rover couldn't get the plate number ,call the police or raise an alarm for vigilantes for help?

All hail Nairaland,the true Nigeria in disguise.

This is pouring petrol to quench glowing coals
Knee jerk reactions will only escalate this suitation
Who will render the services of the Northerners gave (if they gey to leave)?
Apply pressure to their balls and get them to cooperate rather than evicting 'em
My 2 cents