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The picture below is how the white paper will end up.

Great educative post
Saw it 3/4 days back on yahoo
Glad someone who wasn't lazy like me shared it
But most NLer's wont read it

einstein1: 2. Buy gasoline during coolest time of day - early morning or late evening is best. so you can get more fuel for your money. During these times petrol is densest. Keep in mind - petrol pumps measure volumes of gasoline, not densities of fuel concentration. You are charged according to "volume of measurement".

Noted
Such simple common sense

Richvkunt: ^
Back in the day a jehri curl spotting Reverend Oritsejafor visited us at Unilag and was selling white handkerchiefs for 100 Naira. At that time these handkerchiefs were selling for 10 Naira a piece.
We were meant to use these handkies to wipe our faces for retentive memories.
This was back in the eighties-that man has always been a charlatan.
Congrats to him on his new jet. I see he is still on top of his hustle.

The bolded cracked me up

LastApostle: Ronaldo wan delete messi through assisin...

@ topic,

Good way to drive home the AIDS message [can see the red ribbon in the background]
@ op, where is this by the way?

Who's Yvonne?
Oh, that ghanaian ......

Breaking news: The president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, His excellency, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has just set up a committee to investigate this allegations from Gallup poll. This will enable the president to act urgently regarding this allegation to taint his Transformation Agenda.

Source: www.asorocknews.com

big nero: power of faith: a man who expects the end will get the end

a man who expects good things and life will get good things and life.

its unto u as u believe.

moral of story:he expected his demise and prepared for it, U, expect good things and prepare for it and it shall be urs

What else will a 79 year old man having a terminal illness wish for?

Sour grapes from Myth Romney
His belief he could win was a myth in itself
The republics lost because they failed to see America's changing demographics
Simples!
Reaching out to mainly white voters and neglecting Blacks and Latinos in their proposed policies
What else did they expect?
Kisses and hugs for the same well beaten path Bush drove on before Obama?
Obama has his flaws but what of Romney's 47% blunder and other infamous gaffes?
Mtcheew

Ibra has scored some stunning goals over the years but the 4th goal best 'em all
His 2nd goal in this match and his stunner against France shows he's no fluke
Sweden must wish their players that went to the world cup in 94 were around now with Ibra leading their team along with Tomas Brolin and Henrik Larsson
That would be too much eye candy

k2039: See wetin first amendment cause

No, see wetin too much freedom cause!

And who gives a phuck!
Is he not the same dude who ran Societe Generale aground
He and his ilk [Nigerian thieving elite] have held back Nigeria for to long.
3 gbosas for those to join 'em soon.

Its a great way of reducing your phone bills only that Nigerian youths will talk thier way to extinction using it
Also blink 182 seems to be right

blink182: they will definitely block it or charge the data rates separately from your  subscription just like they are doing to youtube.

recalling this GSM companies are worse than Shylock the Jewish moneylender in Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice

fatdon2: No mind the mumu gov.

Free the guy jo!
At least the man is looking for how to help out the okada riders even if he put the cart before the horse
Like GARRI(x7) said,

GARRI (x7):
The Ban is in order......

, In this days of BH, visualize what those aboki riders can do if they pledge allegiance to terrorism

This should have been done weeks ago without fuss
Hmmn
The kind of demoncrazy[ demonstration of craze ] we run in this 9ja sef

queensmith: The Punch aren't even making any sense on the matter, how exactly did they interview someone on life support? Telekinesis?

Neither party has any credibility, meanwhile I saw a photograph of the Banker and he didn't look like he was shot 5 times, not to ignore many that survive but and if he was why isnt he dead?

Not to exonerate the Nigerian police on the matter, they are obviously incompetent if shooting anyone in sight is their system. After not turning up on time, they expected the robbers to be waiting for them! shior

You probably didn't read this part of the report
If police said the guard is dead and PUNCH has let us in that he's alive, therein lies the answer
Also why is the police ALWAYS disputing news stories about them
Do they get it right all the time?

PUNCH however interviewed the supposedly dead security guard and he is presently on life support but is conscious at Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja.

His uncle, who is a retired policeman said he was shot by the police and not by armed robbers.

Also the neighbors/ co-tenants are there to disprove this story, actually the neighbors stopped the man from getting shot dead by the police
When I read the PUNCH's report I shuddered at the stone age police tactics
Imagine coming into a crime scene all guns blazing without regard for stray bullets
Shooting at someone who has no visible nor concealed weapon
WTF!
I know fighting crime is not easy on policemen in Nigeria but stories like the above make you shudder& pray for celestial protection whether you believe in God or not

beethoven: I can't fit shout
https://speedtest.net/result/1943818977.png

With such speed, pesin go download the Internet itself

Harjibode: Bleep!! And You Think Films R Real...How Pathetic...SMH

Phuckard, who does not know movies are make believe?
I was referencing the weapons in the movies
Does Nigeria have Arleigh Burke class destroyers fool?
Or laser guided missiles?
Or...you get the drift

ocelot2006: Son, you obviously don't know the Nigerian military. I currently live in the restive NE, and I can confidently say the Nigerian military in conjunction with DSS/SSS have done a great job containing BH Ops. While you continue to insult the military, JTF and STF units along with army special forces and navy SBS units are busy in counter-insurgency Ops raking up BH targets.

Read and understand my post please
Is the NA having an easy ride over BH
Guerrilla warfare tactics differ from conventional warfare tactics son
That apart, has the NA not been heavy handed in dealing with the insurgents
Haven't they killed so many innocents too?
That we don't align with BH shouldn't seal our lips from spitting truth

pretty_boi: Who's this one? What does what I said relate to this crap you posted? Did you mean to quote someone else?

The same one who did a comparisonal analysis to highlight the shit you spat out

Ain't nothing like the old school
Too bad camera phones were not around then to help us capture stuff like this

pretty_boi: What I think he meant is that "how can they say Nigeria doesn't even have basic military training when it is common knowledge that every year several military personnels from around the entire African continent come to study & enroll in our defence college (war college)?"

That you school in Ghana does not mean Ghanaian schools are world class
It just means your folks cant afford to send you to Europe,US,Canada,Asia or even South African universities

Billyonaire: We are quick to adopt USA ideologies even when it doesn't work in our clime. Americ used their covet operators in Afghanistan via the afghan government to negotiate with the talibans and they accepted to form an all inclusive govermnent. America never succeeded on the war strategy that's why they resorted to diplomatic channels. JTF is pushing hard but we should not rely on one channel, if one more life is lost due to our negligence to adopt our natural common sense and start talking then we are not fit to be equipped with brains. Wole Soyinka is a literal icon that has my respect but when it comes to treaty, truce, conflict resolutions and whole sale import of arms from troubled asia into the hands of bh, we need to work on all fronts. We need to use talks to know the faces behind bh and if possible, eliminate them in future. Buhari Has been named as spokesperson for them, now we know who Boko haram is sympathetic and loyal to.

And which government do you know who negotiated with terrorists?
Not Russia with the Chechnyans
Even Spain told the ETA they had to announce an unconditional ceasefire
Same goes for Colombia and the FARC

Billyonaire: Cheap Propaganda by armo manufacturers and Imbeciles. Nigeria doesn't need war so we will not send our troops in harms way. Na when we reach Mali we go know, all this na to make us keep our gates open for mali boko ? Tufiakwa! don't use reverse engineering on us. Our troups are for checkpoints and road blocks and not for war. Can UK win a war ? Even America has lost her last 3 wars. The era of boots on ground is over. All we need is to load our nukes on our drones and wipe out the country that provoke us. 21st century war are cyber and am sure we got great minds in cyber warfar. Fvck you to the reporter.

The war in Afghanistan and Iraq are guerrilla wars not all out wars like the world wars
Thus different rules of engagements
Even the NA struggled with your militant brothers and the ongoing BH insurgency
Does Nigeria have functional drones?
Do we now have nukes?
Even as powerful as China's economy is, they just acquired their first aircraft carrier-a refurbished Russian one at that
Stop comparing Lilliputians to giants

How true this report is ,I know not
Yet has the NA refuted it?
For those yapping ECOMOG, recall that those exploits are in the past,past glories
What peace keeping effort/head swelling stunt has the NA done of late?
That apart can the NA engage in modern warfare?
Does the Nigerian Armed Forces have the kind of capabilities shown in films like Battleship or Ghost Recon Alpha?

I didn't even bother reading the news report
Was it she who paid/authorized the subsidy payments?
Are majority of the subsidy cabal not bonafide members/sons of/associate of the ruling PDP?
So much for due diligence

It was the oil subsidy cabal that did this to embarrass the FG
A commitee will be set up to investigate this incident

redsun: Did she approve the payment to the thieves?On what ground?What are the criterias and what are the expections?

She doesnt seem to be doing very well,giving the kind of shrewd and accountable finacial background she came from,in as much as we know that world bank is the biggest thief in the book of "holy grail".

There seems to be alot of loose ends in her financial accountabilities.The system is not accounting for anything,they are just spending our monies at will.Gej spending billions on food,senators getting astronomical wages for doing nothing,some of them are even terrorists.Governors buying private jets with states allocations,while projects are undone.Militants and terrorists getting compasations for being destructive.Crime recoverd monies disappearing and convicts going scot free.So many loopholes

Not too long ago there was an ugly report of wasteful resources in her ministry,under her watchful eyes,for fumigation.

texazzpete: Sadly, Okonjo Iweala herself is a known liar and a poor Minister of Finance. Her poor showing during the subsidy hearings confirmed that.
She came on National TV and presented a bloated figure as subsidy payments for 2011 as a reason for removal of subsidy, only for her to admit under questioning that that sum also included Kerosene and some payment of subsidy arrears dating back to 2008.

Melaye, Iweala...scum, all of them.

So NOI has descended to throwing spurious allegations which lack evidence
When you work for Ebele, lies come naturally
Hope NOI knows she's getting into a dog fight she can't win

luvinhubby: Nigerians have very short & confused memory, was it not this same Dino Melaye who solidly stood behind that thieving Patricia Ette in the N635million house scandal that is now an anti corruption crusader, ....
Nigerians!!!!

You are the one with a short and confused memory
The same house later cleared Patricia Etteh
The same Bankole Dino accused of looting was later arrested by EFCC on this charge

I believe the pictures tell the story why Myth R lost
[size=18pt]How many Blacks, Hispanics, Native Americans can you see in the pictures?[/size]
Phucking Mitt-ical racist
White Amerikkka got whooped by emerging America

Indications that President Goodluck Jonathan will seek re-election in 2015 emerged last night with a declaration by his Senior Special Assistant on Public Affairs that the President’s transparent leadership and concrete performance would make Nigerians to ask him to run for a second term.

Nigeria is the only country I know of where people/your tribal clan ask you to contest and not where you offer your self for service based on the strength of your own convictions, character& leadership abilities.
Talking about Ebele's amorphous transparent leadership and concrete performance, I can only say WTF
Where are the SURE-P projects?
Ever heard about the subsidy scam TV series?
Or Ribadu's report acknowledging what NEITI has been reporting for years?
Forget not the Malibu oil block scandal too
Talk of a crook and his crew, Jona-baba and his band of 40 thieves
And what responsible government orders potholed crevices to be patched for Christmas travels but shies from doing the obvious which is rebuilding them.

pein we wan roast dey use palm oil rub bodi!
No be make the roasting dey thorough
Just catch 2-3 of 'em vandals as your scapegoats examples

saxywale: Split jare. The British forced[b] 3 individual nations[/b] to live as one. I wonder if they can live together with the French and German in the same country.

Just 3?
9ja is a nation of nations O!