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ItsModella: [size=14pt]1-0... 2-0... 3-0... 4-0... 4-1... 4-2... 4-3... 4-4... 4-5... 5-5... 5-6... 5-7... I Will NEVER FORGET This Match... #Arsenal [/size]

Even Wenger shook his head after Chamakh scored his 2nd goal
Crazy match innit

plenty kola: nothing no fit happen 4 england na to dey rob win n dis wont allow EPL last cos smaller teams wont develop

Here we go again with the conspiracy theorists
What is it this time?
The ref was an alien or UFOs were spotted over the Majeski stadium?

Crazy match
Even crazier scoreline
Above all wonderful entertainment
Up Gunners too
If you no like say GOONERs win, embrace Hurricane Sandy jo!

NAIRA25: Enemies of islam..GOD IS REALly Showing them....i pity them sha o

I bet it was people like this who are said to have an IQ of 69 or less https://www.nairaland.com/1085723/average-iq-nigeria-69
Like 'god',like follower, violence runs through 'em all
So allah [your god] sent floods to fight America
SMH!
I blame the person who put either a QWERTY device in your hand

thelastPope: I am sorry but you are soooo wrong. I will say it loud and clear! GEJ is the best thing to ever happen to Nigeria since 1914!!!
That is the problem I have with folks like you. You want me to stand with people like Buhari, Tinubu and El Rufai and fight GEJ. That is double irony. They are the enemy and an enemy of my enemy is my friend. How can I participate in a protest that supports the survival and clinging to power of the very neo colonial system and structure that is holding me to bondage. That is the most stup1d thing to do!
The only winners in the fuel subsidy protest are the oil cabals! Both the government and the people lost out. 80 percent of oil wells in Nigeria are owned by the folks that ruled between 1970 and 1999. Do you know that OBJ, as much as we insult him, didn't really own oil wells after he left in 1979? I will repeat it. GEJ is the best thing that has happened to Nigeria since 1914! You will thank him after he leaves. You are echoig the cabals when you say bogging scams have being taken place under GEJ. That's so laughable. Let me put it properly for you. Mega scams have been going on since independence but started coming to the public's awarewness under GEJ. That's a big plus and achievement, not a failure! Like I said, don't forget to thank him later. That you are aware of them does not mean it just started happening. It means the person in charge is not trying to cover it up like before and that certainly means he is not a part of it.

Ebele, the best thing to happen to Nigeria?!
Not for me but that is not so hard to see it coming from a known Ebele apologist
I've already made my thoughts known that he's a disaster of unimaginable magnitude ion other threads, so I'll let that pass
What does Buhari or Tinubu [Nasir is a hypocrite, yes!] have to do with what I wrote?
You chaps should stop having imaginary mental nightmares about them
It is well known that majority of the oil wells in ND empty their monetary value into Northern babariga pockets
Yet for the government to throw the entire country into their embrace does not show wisdom
If a government who has the apparatus of law and order shies away from tackling the cabal [no matter how entrenched] chickens away, is it the man on the street who'd tackle them?
While the scams OBJ perpetuated as oil minister may come to light with Ribadu's report, some known exploits of the big eye balled mademoiselle wow the best pen robbers
The best thing OBJ did is the gift of the weakest president yet since independence
It will aid the unraveling of this lie called Nigeria faster

thelastPope: Lastly, your take on the ND agitation is sooo shallow. There are different kinds of struggles depending on the calibre of those agitating. The militants were mostly illiterates. They do not have the intellectual prowess to push a struggle of International proportions. They used the only tool they understood which was violence. People like Saro Wiwa were more equipped to push but unfortunately, he was killed. Why will they fight GEJ? Is it GEJ that has held them in bondage all these years. Your argument is actually funny. First, they didn't know, a few years back that they could even produce a president in a country where they are treated as second citizens. Then suddenly by stroke of luck, their own becomes president. Then the same regions that have held them in bondage and contempt suddenly goes against their own and wants to bring him down and you expect them to join their oppressors to fight their own? I don't get your logic. Have they ever gained anything from those regions and their leaders? Did Buhari or El Rufai and all those fighting GEJ do anything for ND when they were in power? So why should any ND person join these people to fight their own brother? Funny logic!

No you are the shallow one here
Who doesn't know that the likes of Edwin Clark and other ND elites are the brains behind the militants
So they could not harmonize their thoughts & be specific on what they want from the Nigerian nation with their agitation?
I said it before [maybe you saw it not] and repeat it again that the ND region is VERY improvised regardless of it been the Nigerian golden hen
Non the less, the amnesty is just a big drain pipe servicing the pockets of a few
Whether they knew or not, the same manual of hold the nation hostage for political and financial patronage is what BH is following
That is why despite having the high moral ground,like Esau, they sold their birthright for a meal of porridge& made it an Ijaw affair
What is having the highest political positions in a country that is a lie?
Where you don't get to control your own resources which was what they made everyone believe they were fighting for?
Where the environment is hardly different from how it was before?
Is it not some select 'ex-militants' that are benefiting form the monthly payouts?
Is it not true that many 'rehabilitated' militants are back in Nigeria and roaming the streets?
Why is Ebele still dilly dallying about& shying from implementing the UN report on the Ogoni?
If you don't get that, what will you get?

megxo: see, we av tire wif all dis gadjets jor.....
all VANITY!!
#ma verdict

+ infinity

thelastPope: I said much in idioms because I don't want this to become a tribal war knowing the nature of threads on NL. But on the Clark thing, I know what I am saying. He might have his issues and no one is actually free of issues, but he knew what he was doing and he did the right thing! There is a circle of betrayals and legion of sycophants that have allowed the neo colonial structure to grow and survive. When you begin to hammer that structure, it will fight back but if you insist, it will fall flat on its face.

Which is why I almost shied from putting my thoughts across about him
That apart, I feel the ND region [or is it the Ijaw ] are confused about what the actually want i.e. resource control or political power& the financial patronage it confers
I believe the momentum they had when they started resource control agitation has been lost
With hindsight it was all a ruse
While a lot of the agitators had criminal slant with kidnapping and getting money from the oil companies, they could have metamorphosed into the genuine article by truly demanding for resource control [semi autonomy in another word] for the ND region especially the oil producing areas are really deprived
However they settled for crumbs by 1stly accepting the government amnesty which is just another economic drainpipe and funnel
And topped the cream by having their 'son' as president under whom mind boggling scams continue unabated
BH activities are just a remainder to Ebele& his crew to chop for till 2015 and allow the core north their turn at the ca$h till
As Afam rightly noted

afam4eva: You're right. But will the south ever unite? It seems the suspicion between southern groups especially Igbo and Yorubas keeps increasing by the day.

, the south CANNOT unite
The Fuel subsidy protest which was hushed in the SS&SE and colored as an attack against Ebele regardless of the truth that all the country felt the impact of the price adjustment
Also the observation that militancy is more or less Ijaw political chess to corner a share of the national cake for their tribe& appointments made by Ebele strongly reinforce this observation of his worship at the altar of tribe even amongst the SS region
Going by CURRENT realities on ground, 2015 Aso Rock politics promises sorrow, tears and blood in its aftermath
I need to get me some monster LED TVs to view it all

afam4eva: You're right. But will the south ever unite? It seems the suspicion between southern groups especially Igbo and Yorubas keeps increasing by the day.

It is apparent that the two regions uniting will deliver the hammer blow to save Nigeria
it also apparent that the politics of the 1st republic and the civil war fallout has poisoned the relationship between the 2 tribes
Poisoned waters are drinkable after treatment yet are they [this 2 tribes] willing to treat it even though they intermarry?
I fear such may not happen as many Nigerians [not only Yorubas] believe [even though they are silent about it] what Achebe spoke about in his new book is what the predominant thought of the average Igbo man
Because this tribal sentiments cannot be extinguished, it behooves us to note that Nigeria's current destiny is to break apart seeing the political correctness and national insincerity
Thus it is now how we want it; the USSR model or the Yugoslavia template
And existing realities point out to the latter
As DMX said, its dark and hell is hot

afam4eva: I was shocked when in 2006 i learned that Kano had more people than Lagos. How is that possible when every village is represented in Lagos. Lagos welcomes the highest number of people yearly. I'm surprised that Nigerians did not stand up fiercely to oppose the census figures. I guess the government knew that they would get away with it but won't get away with releasing a fraudulent census that includes ethnicity and religious affiliation because they know people will stand up against it. I think the best way to solve this problem is to truncate population as a criteria for sharing the nation's resources.

Until and unless the SW+SE+SS+MB regions unite together ,put aside ethnic sentiments and tackle the core North, we are in for a long thing
But having seen the tribal vituperation on NL daily, Achebe's acerbic take on Awo and the maelstrom it created, we are in for a longer thing

The first time in a long time someone came close to addressing it was when Chief Edwin Clerk single handedly took on some past leaders.

Don't even push that thing about Clark here, seeing he's in the same boot with those he vilified

Does anyone know the satellite stations it shows any any other helpful info regarding this TV?

No one yet

It becomes clearer than day with evry ticking second that the Nigerian nation is a lie cobbled together
Recall the great Awo said Nigeria is a geographic expression
How right he was [[s]Why he helped Gowon stop the breakaway of Biafra still beats me hollow though[/s]]

Lately Samsung has been running radio ads about a Satellite LED TV which my online research leads me to believe is Samsung LED TV SurgeSafe+ and Free Satellite TV
Does anyone know the satellite stations it shows any any other helpful info regarding this TV?
Google search doesn't reveal much save for the intended press releases pointing out its introduction in the 3rd quarter of 2012
Thanks.

I quote the below from a succinct response by someone else on a thread earlier this year
Read and form you opinions
We may have screamed blue murder when the ALUU 4 fell but face it, Nigeria is a VERY VERY VIOLENT society
Many of us have this big man/I go show you/I go deal with you mindset
How many have not slapped/molested drivers and subordinate staff, workmen you oversee or people we beneath our social status
Its like its in our genes

mazaje: Nigerians and their wahala. . .I have stated this time and time again. . .Violence is a part of our society. . .Its is part of our DNA. Until we eschew violence then women can keep crying day and night, but the problem will never be sloved. . .The same women that complain about domestic violence are the same women that beat up their house helps, their younger ones and also encourage their elder children to beat up their younger ones all the time when they offend them. . .In our schools we are thought that violence is the only way when a person commits an offence, when a junoir student offends a senoir student the only answwr is violence, a students offends a teacher same thing, violence, when a younger brother/sister offends an elder brother/sister the answer is violence many parents encourage their elder siblings to discipline the younger ones with acts of violenve. . .Child offends parents, violence. . .Violence permeates our society. . .We encourage it every where. How do we expect it not to manifest in our homes. . .The society has thought us right from school and from our homes that if any subordinate offends you beat him/her up, we carry the same violence to our homes and offices. . .why won't there be excessive violence when the society teaches us that it is the only way to solve our problems when our subordinates offend us?. . . .The same women that grew up beating their house helps, younger brothers, younger sisters and younger cousins will come on nairaland and be forming "my husband beat me up". . .When you your self have been contributing to the circle of violence that is rife in our society all your lives. . .Make wuna carry go jare. . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1055951/domestic-violence-frank-edoho-zaki#12291686

calabaman: wtf does these bollocks have to do with this thread?

Exactly
Let him navigate to this place https://www.nairaland.com/politics

@ op, sorry, that's the cards life dealt you
Playa your cards right
Are you having issues with necrosis?

Even though many are still upset by Yoonited newest signing i.e. Mark Clatenburg let's not turn this thread to a Chelski vs Yoonited thread

Build your kingdoms
Expand your empires
Extend your territories
Fill up your vaults
Multiply your harems
One day soon, the ticking bomb 'll go off
And there WILL be no mercy
As red blood cells flow from human body parts
ALUU was just a fore taste of what is descending upon 9ja

Okija_juju: K-Solo needs to fire this his manager..

I know 3rd graders who can construct better sentences than this..

The grammar is so horrible I cant even make out WTF the nigger is trying to say..

_{If English too hard for am, Make e speak Yoruba na..}

Oh no!
The tribal bot shows up
Most you tribalize ever thread
Don't you bots die or something

11. fitzmayowa:
Na wa o SMH

Exactly
I think the dude better read this
https://www.nairaland.com/1087019/dad-taking-advantage-me
Life is short you know

Download work related training videos
Even with Starcomms snail pace network, I have more than enough movies I'm yet to view

killuminati: Omo see confirm PDP mehn up man u

awesome_t: [size=18pt]BIG TIME CHEATING IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL IN FAVOUR OF MAN UTD...FROM AND ARSENAL FAN[/size]

Biggyd2: Abi dem bribe the man ni?

jamp: Ferguson. = PDP
https://www.nairaland.com/1064387/alex-fergie-d-prime-mister

HQ: LOL. A Win at all cost.

Kay-Dee:
Mark Clattenburg should be sent off too.

onyxo76: This ref don collect bribe o.. Man utd must win at all cost.

nateevs: HEhehe. It takes 2 men off and an offside goal for United to stand a chance.
Well play by all involved.

onyxo76: abi o am really begining to see a lot of refs favoring man utd. What did tores do to get sent off? I used to think it was howard webb now mark claternberg has joined man utd.

toba: epl is pathetic

Phucking ref killed the game for me
Pre-programmed decisions has made the outcome of this match worthless&I'm no Chelsea fan
To think the old carper called Fergie will justify this 'win' make it all the more disgusting
If the FA refuse to throw out Clatenburg into 3rd referring duty after this we know they are in on this Yoonited-PDP script
Now you know why the only England World Cup win was by an offside goal
And why they will never win another World Cup in a 1,000 years

shadrach77: What's the relevance of the question ??

GidiMovies: Dumb

Thermythorpe: Dumb thread... Dumb post

Thermythorpe: Dumb thread... Dumb poster.

omiobo: Moderator! Why? What kind of thread is this?

Iaz93: *Yawns* mtchew...NEXT!!!

Iaz93: This thread should be closed

[size=18pt]MODERATOR! Sharp Sharp do this![/size]
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BSF: Churches are not ranked , because Salvation is the work of Grace.You cannot rank the work of God.

However, the positive and lasting impact of the church in the lives of her follower-ship determines the
value that the general public perceive about such a church.

So on point

cheezkid: nawaoo oOyinbo nd deir mumu tins

True that
You didn't breast feed your children wey comot through your 'kini' but you breast feed a dog

How can NL be made saner for business transactions then?

Dem don dey talk
Jonathan and free elections my foot

Ex-militants who claimed to be in the third phase of the Western Delta Wing of the Federal Government Amnesty Programme on Friday alleged that the amnesty office in Ondo State did not pay them the money they were promised for their involvement in the last governorship election in the state.

They alleged that the Special Adviser to the President on Niger-Delta who is also the Chairman of the Presidential Amnesty Programme, Mr. Kingsley Kuku, had yet to pay them the N100m which he pledged for the poll.

The Public Relations Officer of the group, Mr. Appelle Oweikimi, in a statement made available to our correspondent in Akure, said his members carried out the specific instructions of the presidential aide on the election diligently.

Specifically, Oweikimi alleged that they worked for the candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party, Chief Olusola Oke, throughout the period of the election.

He said, “Even though we are not members of any political party, we attended all rallies of the PDP to give our support and solidarity at all times, including providing unconventional security cover to PDP leaders.

“We were asked to register a minimum of 200 persons under each of the 10 newly crowned ‘Generals’ just before the election so as to enable us to collect our entitlements before the Oct. 26, 2012.”

http://www.punchng.com/news/ex-militants-allege-nonpayment-of-election-largesse/

Shakara123: These two never changed at all. They could only but release these pics at a strategic time like this; election. Likeability won him some good votes in the last election. Among other more serious selling points, he must leaverage on and take good advantage of the fact that people like them (as people of great dreams and a good family)
America.

True that

@ engrfcuksmtin, shaneroberts don talk am finish

Vague rationalizations
Expatiate more

advocate666: nice idea, musiwa.

amazing what your brain can do when you are not looking at satellite pictures.

naptu2: Paraphrasing Ben Murray-Bruce: How can our provide rickshaws (Keke Marwa) and motoorcycles to Nigerians as transport solutions? These are 19th century ideas! I propose that the Lagos State governor and transport commissioner ride rickshaws and motorcycle taxis to work! Don't they see what happens in developed countries?

https://www.nairaland.com/413205/murray-don-vex

True that
Too many Nigerian minds have been blocked by poverty
All they think about is the next meal
Thus the brouhaha over Fashola's okada ban

Black man, research about and know your history and you won't subscribe to any of this white man's bullsh@t in this white man's world system.
69 ko, 50 ni
Shior!

sam allaydyce: Just when we taught that the re-election of the iroko himself(mimiko) will bring better dividends of democracy,phcn has kept the entire akure city in darkness for like 4days,no one has said anything about it,business activities has been paralysed,the holidays was the worst i ever came across.you could see pain and frastration in the eyes of the people on the streets.my mind tells me that the fault is from the osogbo power station but what i want to know is if its connected to the acn loosing the gubernatorial election(just kiding)people in ondo,how is the situation in your area,share your experiences.

So coming to Nairaland to post your conspiracy ACN theory will let you know the cause of the power outage
Is that the propaganda Iroko is regaling you guys with now
SMH @ another Iroko mega school graduate's reasoning ability
Ever thought that the PHCN office would have been the 1st place to ask questions?

@op,What's your genotype is about the 1st question you ask any would be mate
Why did you guys get so romantically involved before deciding to part ways because of genotype?
There's no wisdom in that

Billyonaire: I am disappointed in Nihi Ribadu. The FGN set up a committee and appointed him to head it,I am shocked that he has not even submitted the report to the FGN before sending to the press. If he has concluded the findings, the sane thing to do is tender the resolution to the FGN and NOT to the press before the Presidency. It is the job of the Government to release information to the press and not the responsibility of Ribadu, this is criminal espionage, and abuse of state resources with wanton recklessness. I am disappointed beyond words, Ribadu needs to tell us which report is flying around, if its the real deal, then there is punishment for leak of state information without necessary going through the FOI acts after due submission and scrutiny of the government, he must be made to face repercussions. Government knew something was wrong before the committee was set up, and Government trusted an opposition political contender and on his credentials to be without bias with the results. Can he do that in China or USA ?

Did you read the news report at all
The report that has been with the oil thiefnister for a month now
You just had to hold Nuhu accountable for the leak
Was he the only member of the committee he headed?
How are you sure it wasn't leaked by someone in the oil ministry

taharqa: Oh yeah, is that right?...but then here is d questn again: cud you point out where exactly in d Reuters report there was PROVE dat dis govt was fradulent? I mean you must hv seen d Reuters article, just point the areas out

Anyone who can read and write knows the report is a damning indictment on the oil thiefnister and her boss
If not, why are they in panic mode

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Brand new for 80k says the above
Review your price nah!

@ Afenifere, sour grapes jo!