₦airaland Forum

Moral of the sroty/incident- STAY AWAY FROM BEER PARLOUR IN YOUR OWN INTEREST

No forget say
Boys must flenjor O!

The number of area boys in lagos is outnumbers Akwa Ibom's population.

LMAO!
Lagos ,city of dreams and schemes
Only state you see Ibadan ['you fight lion' tribal marked] boys collecting 'owo ile' and omo onile bearing Chukwudi.

Madrid was complacent in a match they should have wrapped up
This 2 dropped points should jolt 'em back to life
They are not La Liga champions yet
Thumbs up to Carzola for that fantastic strike though

not totally off topic but Abidal should just retire after his liver transplant.

Same here

mukina2: just saw on twitter that he is breathing again, Thank God

That's great
Praying for him

@ rokiatu, your friend na gold digger jo!
She should have brought her champagne along or taken the guy out for a drink if she wasn't satisfied with his yogurt offer.
I just don't get it why naija babes believe men to be ATMs when you are not even my wife [not that been that gives you that right though]

Don't know why many posters are screaming blue murder
You guys forget there is a price for incompetence
In this case buying phyrric peace in the ND so that 'oyel' can continue flowing through the pipelines and the FG keeps making money
Let's not forget Yaradua started this waste even as Ebele has magnified it
It's apparent with each passing day that 9ja needs restructuring
Yet the question ringing louder is "Who will bell this cat?'
For the more you look, the less you see

This draw was rigged. I bet those balls were loaded and Breitner had some chip up his sleeve. Went exactly as Platini wanted, an el-classico final. Can't really see beyond this.

The draw is nothing but match fixing of the highest order
Keep this in mind before you say all sorts of rubbish about Sepp Blatter been corrupt
Are Platini and UEFA clean too!

Going through this post, 1 sees a lot of Access Bank groupies
Only that keep your adulation to yourself& force it not upon us
Integration was to end last Monday yet as of today, 2 ATMs spat out my card telling me the switch is inoperative
So no cash in my pocket nor bills getting paid save I use another bank account
I walk into Access's customer care unit and I'm told that means no network
I check my balance and the figures I'm given is different from my mental balance by 50k
And you expect me to applaud AIG the MD
Sorry,I ain't his groupie nor among his fan club

Except 9ja is a totalitarian state like North Korea, Iran etal or a ridiculously land locked country there's no way you can shut out your entire borders save you plant landmines and barbwire it.
Even mighty America's borders have many illegal routes yet their borders are not classified porous
Let's face it, it is not about illegal routes,[size=15pt]it is about our 19th century security forces fronting to cope with 21st century security threats[/size]

It is true that Nigerians want peace but at what cost to the state?
Does the cost involve negotiation with terrorists?
With opaque shadowy groups like Boko?
If the truth must be acted upon, let us talk about our corporate existence as a nation first.

How does dbanj and don jazzy beefing each other feed you save you publish a gossip mag or run a celeb website?

KINGwax: ARE U MAD OR DELUDED, Who is like Jesus? That 'wealth-hoarder-jerry- curled-son-of-a-masturbating-dick'?
You dey madt

Damn!

Pastor Kun: Nairalanders would 'leave' pastor chris alone when he repents from his fraudulent ways, turns a new leaf and give his life to christ. Except for you deluded and gullible ce members, it's so obvious to the whole world that he is a scoundrel and a charlatan.

So right on point

Pastor Kun: Nairalanders would 'leave' pastor chris alone when he repents from his fraudulent ways, turns a new leaf and give his life to christ. Except for you deluded and gullible ce members, it's so obvious to the whole world that he is a scoundrel and a charlatan.

BEAF and his Wikipedia revisionism

He added that as an African and a Nigerian, he felt that such family matter should be settled at home and not in the open court.
While this was going on, Mrs. Ibru stood up to say that the case was filed two weeks before her husband died and that before he died, he vowed to pursue the matter to a logical conclusion whether dead or alive.

There goes the Ibru family amicability down the loo.
Maiden should have known better than trying to settle this family poo in the courts.
Even that her husband said such before he died, what was his state of health preceding his demise?

mekaboy: I THINK THESE PEOPLE WORKING IN THIS ADMINISTRATION ARE JUST SENSELESS AND DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO, IS IT THE UNIFORM THAT MAKES THEM TAKE BRIBE? OR IS IT THE UNIFORM THAT MAKES THEM ROB PEOPLE? IS IT UNIFORM THAT MADE THE POLICE CORRUPT AND LAWLESS.

THEY SHOULD FIRST CHANGE THE CORRUPT UNIFORM THEY HAVE IN THEIR MIND. POLICE THAT COULD NOT MAINTAIN THE BLACK UNIFORM , WILL NOW MAINTAIN THE ONE THAT HAS WHITE AND BLUE ?

Abeg tell 'em
What 9ja police needs is institutional reforms not a change of uniforms.

iykay4455: Someone should sue that imokhuede

This is Nigeria. He'll likely get no grief for this lax handling of people's money but personally,they've lost me as their customer .

Hope the fuel no disappear again O!,bicos this is Naija.

Even though Seun has good intentions ,let him listen to what people have complained about NL2.
I saw the site yesterday afternoon and wasn't swayed at all.
Also dont know if people have noticed its not WAP 2.0 friendly though it loads nicely on tablet computers. Seun,do whatever work arounds you have to do.

This past week has been hellish for Intercontinental Bank Plc customers due to Access Bank acquisition of IB Plc.
Question 1: How long does it take for system's integration to be finished?
Question 2: How can you lockout an entire bank's customers [IB Plc] from the financial network such that they can't check their account balance, ATM cards etc. From where do you expect them to get money to do their daily activities? Rob a bank?
Question 3: Is it not apparent that Aigboje Aig Imokhuede has bitten more than he can chew in IB Plc. A 'distressed' IB Plc never treated customers this shabbily like a 'healthy' Access bank.
Question 4: What sanctions is Sanusi i.e. the regulatory authorities going to apply to his friend in the way of sanctions, fines, rebates to dissatisfied customers etc?
How can you just wake up one morning, turn off my bank's switch in the name of acquisition and keep me from my money without qualms?
If Sanusi does nothing, can't the National Assembly sanction this fockers?
Even as the story unfolds, Aigboje Aig Imokhuede my middle finger is raised up in toast to you, your crew and your b@#tches too.


Can other Nairalanders share their experience in the past week in the hands of Access Bank?
Thanks.

Ngodigha1:
This idiotic post above is irrelevant to the thread.  GEJ the president was amazed with the burial he attended, so deal with that and let Ndigbo be.
So many no-brainers in this forum this days.

I do not blame your papa for wasting his seminal fluid to conceive you
I blame your mama who didn't flush you down the toilet as her menstrual flow from her toto
Now you are all grown up and too dumb to reason
And too foolish to use your cerebral matter just like Odechukwu Ebele the Ijaw president, your brother
Continue to gloat over a burial accorded Ojukwu by the same clique Ojukwu fought but couldn't defeat while the issues he fought for remain are more frightening
Mumu

This is supposed to be in the religious section

Na devil always dey cause am
Na hin remove hin pant abi?

I dont know why Igbos are gloating and celebrating Ojukwu's burial when it is so clear that  the issues which pushed Ojukwu to declare Biafra have replicated and spawned even  more frightening dimensions.
Yeah, he recieved a hero's burial 
So what, Big deal
So atypical of Nigeria to throw money at festering problems e.g. amnesty
But solve the issues for which over a million Ibos perished Nigeria remains emasculated

I see Ribadu is now a revisionist
So sad he is showing he is not a man of principle
Ojukwu fought to liberate his people from the shackles of the core north whose representatives accompanied Ribadu on his condolence visit Simple
Let no one be fooled by the state burial accorded Ojukwu by a clique that has suppressed not only his people's voice and identity but also of almost every nationality in this lying contraption called Nigeria

Can anyone confirm this is not a Facebook prank?

Another pix

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I just saw this on Facebook.
Is it true that Sokoto has escaped again?
Anyone who can confirm this story?

baggio1085:
See what AVB tranfromed our team into.

Nope
Ask your owner.