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EventsRe: COVID-19: To Couples Preparing To Get Married In March And April 2020 by Ochuksbaba(m): 3:13pm On Mar 25, 2020
Ken4Christ:
I am waiting for the first case that will bow to the name of Jesus. Where are the men of Faith? Where are the healing Evangelists? Where are the Prophets? I am shocked that none has volunteered to go to the treatment centers to pray for the victims of this deadly virus.
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They have been exposed ,,bunch of chalartans
PoliticsRe: Toyin Saraki Assembles Scientists To Reduce Coronavirus Spread by Ochuksbaba(m): 11:08am On Mar 25, 2020
Psoul:
*In the days of our fathers…*

Ezemụọ would have arrived with a white ring around his eyes and a staff with shrieking bells.

He would have opened his goatskin bag and extracted the tools of his trade.

Tools that would have ended this madness and restored order.
God bless you for this piece,,I always believe the cure for this pandemic is located in African ancient medicine
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Cowries would have rolled on ‘anị’.

White, straight lines of ‘nzu’ would have appeased the red earth.

‘Anị’ would have also been drunk with libation and the crimson red blood of giant cockerels.

Obese kolanuts would have funneled our prayers into the heavens.

And ‘ọfọ’ would have gone up in supplication to ‘Chukwu-Okike', the creator who lives in the heavens yet his long garment grazes the earth.

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In the days of our fathers…
The gods would have whispered into Ezemụọ’s ears.

Ezemụọ would have untangled the cause of this virulent pestilence.

Yes, he would have resolved this macabre riddle and divined the malevolent spirit that has wreaked this carnage.

He would have waged war on ‘Ekwensu’ and procured our redemption.

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In the days of our fathers….
The cry of the ‘ogene’ would have rallied our people.

The persuasive voice of the ‘ọja’ would have entreated our ‘chi’ to keep a watchful eye.

The uplifting lyrics of ‘mbem’ would have lifted our spirits.

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In the days of our fathers….
Ezemụọ would have fought this cowardly pestilence.

This pestilence that has imprisoned us in our 'obi'.

This pestilence that snuffs life out of the ‘okenye’ on the day life is sweetest.

This pestilence that came from ‘olu’, a land from which we are separated by seven rivers and seven seas.

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In the days of our fathers…
Ezemụọ would have made it clear that it is possible to walk around the pepper tree but its stem cannot be climbed.

He would have won this battle for us.

He would have issued handwashing instructions.

But the instruction would be for us to wash our hands clean before eating pounded yam at the victory feast.

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But the days of our fathers are long gone…

The modern day Ezemụọ arrived wearing a white coat.

We jubilated as she reached for the contents of her bag.

We eagerly waited on her to extract the tools that would redeem us from the clutches of the malevolent spirit.

A hand sanitizer emerged and we were admonished not to shake hands with our kinsmen.

Indeed, things have fallen apart.

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Osita Abana, March 21, 2020.[i][/i]
PoliticsRe: Buhari Self-isolates After Showing Signs Of COVID-19 Despite Testing Negative. by Ochuksbaba(m): 10:27am On Mar 25, 2020
bonnyhope:
By the power in the blood of the Lamb
I declare healings upon the president in the name of Jesus
which lambhuh Lamb dat couldn't save Vatican city,,,,even if u must waste d blood of ur biblical lamb ,why waste it on d head of a Muslim jihadist from d religion of piss
PoliticsRe: Nyesom Wike Has Announced Partial Lockdown Of Rivers State by Ochuksbaba(m): 2:10pm On Mar 24, 2020
justi40:
Buhari right now Buhari: did Abba kyari get close to me since his arrival to Nigeria? Garba shehu: am not sure ur Excellency Buhari: he has just been tested positive for covik one nine Garba shehu: yes sir, Buhari: banished him
hahahaha,,mad oo
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Buhari Tests Negative, Kyari Is Positive by Ochuksbaba(m): 11:15am On Mar 24, 2020
content208:
If the news is fake, may everything about your life be blessed.

But if the news is true, may everything you touch become a curse on to you. May tear and agony be your portion this year.
will u shut that latrine u call a mouth,,,,just because the news was subjected to doubt u are here vomiting curses as if u created the world,,nonsense and egungun
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Aisha Buhari Seeks Total Lockdown by Ochuksbaba(m): 6:00pm On Mar 23, 2020
ojsmscom:
now we need our University graduates to show us that Bsc is better than Hbd.
from your post alone ,it is clear that BSC will forever be superior .
HBD ko HIV ni
BusinessRe: Coronavirus: Folorunso Alakija Gives Prophetic Prayers by Ochuksbaba(m): 5:21pm On Mar 23, 2020
BLESSICA:
This is the real slaymama.





Please someone should remind Chelsea that they still have return leg in the champions league.
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Hahahaha����
Foreign AffairsRe: 5.3 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Zagreb, Croatia (Photos, Video) by Ochuksbaba(m): 8:47am On Mar 23, 2020
babakb:
Very wrong, Islam is the only way to salvation and nobody knows when the Judgement day will come except Allah.

Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world.

With the Covid 19 global Pandemic we are asked to wash our hands regularly but thats not new to we muslims because we do that at least 5 times daily before we perform prayers, these are enough to prove to you that Islam is the only religion accepted by Allah.

Islamise now before it's too late, anyone that died as a non Muslim will enter hellfire and abide there forever.
iam a born Christian,,but please sir ,preach more Islamic faith to him,I mean quote the whole Koran and covert him and his family to join u guys in d mosque.
Christians really think they have the Monopoly of distracting and disturbing others with their "Jesus is coming soon preaching"
make science find d cure /vaccine for COVID 19 first ,then one chalartan pastor come out begin yaan dust say na he prayer bring healing,,me I go stone am like Stephen
Foreign AffairsRe: 5.3 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Zagreb, Croatia (Photos, Video) by Ochuksbaba(m): 8:39am On Mar 23, 2020
Platony:
Since my mama born me some thirty sometin yrs ago, na now i dey know say d capital of Croatia na Zagreb.
That's because u don't watch football cos if u do ,u would have heard of a Club like Dinamo Zagreb domiciled in the capital
EducationRe: Delta State Closes All Public And Private Primary And Secondary Schools by Ochuksbaba(m): 8:26am On Mar 23, 2020
Delta State closes Schools ,,,not a
ALL schools,,,,Oghara polytechnic is conducting exams for their pupils today as we speak
That Rector abi Erector should be publicly flogged with armoured cable for risking the lives of students
RomanceRe: My Boss' Girlfriend Is In Love With Me by Ochuksbaba(m): 10:53pm On Mar 21, 2020
To those saying the op is lieing,I will tell u he's not cos I have one friend,Okiemute by name .
This guy is like d Op they are blessed with Natural SEE AND FOLLOW,once woman see them e don finish,,na Dem go begin disturb them even de shun d ones wen de die for them
I have even vowed never to allow Okiemute accompany me to woo a girl ,,never!! The last time I tried it the stupid girl called me on phone and was like "when are u coming again with that ur friend,I love the way he was standing"" na so slip Tek tear...
Back to d matter,,Op/Egungun be kiaful na swamp u de go,,,that ur boss may be a cultist or may know some dark men and may decide to treat ur fvck up which may extinguish ur life.
Avoid his girls as if they have Covid19 and all other destiny killers in d form of older women chasing after you
lastly, don't be deceived that u can't b sacked ,ur boss may instigate d powers that be to sack u on frivolous grounds cos they too may be scared of u snatching their own babes
last but not the least ,, remember the first of the 48 laws of power "NEVER OUTSHINE THE MASTER"
TravelRe: Coronavirus: Nigeria Shuts All International Airports To Foreign Flights by Ochuksbaba(m): 9:16pm On Mar 21, 2020
Me thinks the federal government should just gather all the 22 infected Covid 19 Victims and dump them inside Sambisa forest close to where Boko Haram resides..
Within a week Abubakar Shekau will surrender and beg for quarantination..
Federal govt should use one bird to kill 2 stones
##Peace
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Asks Man To Sing A Love Song For His Wife, He Sang 'Up Jesus, Down Satan by Ochuksbaba(m): 4:15pm On Nov 07, 2019
I used to boast that Diamond bank is simply the best,until Access joined the discussion,, now its worst than worst itself,,they will send you money today alert will never come or will come 3 days after

yanga yanga bank,,that access- diamond marriage must be destroyed,, thank God I have Union account
FoodRe: Border Closure Causes Stock Fish Scarcity In Nigerian Markets by Ochuksbaba(m): 7:36am On Nov 03, 2019
Very soon you will see Aba made stockfish in the market
Just that this one will get blood
Foreign AffairsRe: Nude Photos: Katie Hill Resigns. Had An Affair With Male & Female Staff by Ochuksbaba(m): 5:07pm On Oct 30, 2019
madam if you want to be lesbian be lesbian,if you want to be a LovePeddler be a righteous LovePeddler,,stay one place and stop confusing the Ancestors
which one is polyandrous abi polywetin?
RomanceRe: Secondary School Boy Proposes To Classmate (Photos, Video) by Ochuksbaba(m): 4:53pm On Oct 30, 2019
by the time she get belle,her sense will be alright
CelebritiesRe: Susan: I Am Pregnant For Davido, He Slept With Me At Eko Hotel - Sisters Accuse by Ochuksbaba(m): 6:01pm On Oct 23, 2019
This bitches went too far,,they can't deny or claim its another Davido because they mentioned Chioma ,,I were to be OBO I will make sure I use them for sacrifice sorry use them to set an example to would be clout chasers
Davido should sue them for Libel and Defamation
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley With His Mother At The High Court In Ikoyi by Ochuksbaba(m): 5:31pm On Oct 23, 2019
lass lass they will only succeed in making his name explode more and more
BusinessRe: Border Closure: Kasapreko Company limited Loses Millions Of Dollars by Ochuksbaba(m): 6:59am On Oct 23, 2019
for the first time in my life ,iam gonna support Buhari,,,APC should even go further and ban Foreign vehicles,, let's patronise Innoson motors wholeheartedly
SportsRe: REPORT: Griezmann, Messi & Luis Suarez All Score As Barcelona Defeated Eibar by Ochuksbaba(m): 7:54pm On Oct 19, 2019
Forca Barca
CrimeRe: Kastina Police Rescue 99 Cows, 128 Sheep, 1 Donkey From Bandits by Ochuksbaba(m): 7:04am On Oct 19, 2019
They engaged the bandits in a gun duel and none was gunned down,,,if it were Ipob or Tompolo's village it would have been a disaster,,, believe the police at ur peril
SportsRe: David Nwolokor Begs Gernot Rohr To Give Him A Chance by Ochuksbaba(m): 5:59pm On Oct 05, 2019
15 appearances 20 goals conceded that's a low budget Akpeyi Akpereh daaamnn
SportsRe: David Nwolokor Begs Gernot Rohr To Give Him A Chance by Ochuksbaba(m): 5:58pm On Oct 05, 2019
15 appearances 20 goals conceded that's a low budget Akpeyi Akpereh daaamnn
CelebritiesRe: Pete Edochie & Lookalike, Kingsley Abasili In UNROYAL, Appear In Same Movie by Ochuksbaba(m): 1:47pm On Oct 05, 2019
product of away match
SportsRe: Tammy Abraham Snubs Nigeria, Accepts Call Up To Play For England by Ochuksbaba(m): 12:51am On Oct 05, 2019
we wish him well,,the real loss is tamori not even Abraham
SportsRe: 17 Reasons Why Messi Beats Ronaldo & Van Dijk To Win The FIFA Men's Player Award by Ochuksbaba(m): 8:30pm On Sep 24, 2019
God of football himself,, UNO should name a planet after him
CrimeRe: Masquerades Attack Church, Apostle Emmanuel Etim, City Of Living Grace Chapel by Ochuksbaba(m): 9:39am On Sep 07, 2019
remember that film?? masquerade in the church?
SportsRe: Whatsapp Group For Nigeria Barcelona Fans by Ochuksbaba(m): 8:20pm On Sep 04, 2019
add me 08085741081
SportsRe: Juventus Planning To Sign Chelsea's Willian In January by Ochuksbaba(m): 8:10pm On Sep 04, 2019
Nbote:
Juve is really desperate for d champions league afta discovering Ronaldo alone isn't enough.. Their bench alone can win D Serie A comfortably... Seems like dey want to have a squad for Champions League and anoda one for d league... Attack ( Ronaldo, Higuain, Mandzukic, Dybala)
Midfield (Costa, Cuardrado, Emre Can, Ramsey, Matuidi, Khedira, Bentancur, Pjanic, Rabiot)
Defence ( Rugani, De Ligt, Chiellini, Bonucci, Demiray, De sciglio)
Goalkeepers ( Buffon, Szczesny)
If dis isn't d beat squad in d whole world I don't know which one is...
remove can and mandzukic from us lineup cos they have been dropped from d champions league,,, juve can only win d cup if they avoid Barca
SportsRe: 'I Can Play Better' - Barcelona Midfielder Frenkie De Jong Vows To Improve by Ochuksbaba(m): 8:05pm On Sep 04, 2019
FTC again better improve very fast,,mister albino
SportsRe: Hazard, Neymar, Griezmann, Who Do You Think Is Good, Better And Best Among Trio? by Ochuksbaba(m): 8:04pm On Sep 04, 2019
FTC,,NEYMAR of course

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