₦airaland Forum

Jokerman:
Lol.... You didn't know Joshua and Caleb carried them into Canaan ?? How do you think they were able to guide the people??

God's creation isn't fiction... It's real

lolzz,,,Joshua and K-leg u mean ,,can u prove it ?

If mere ten commandments can be written on a whole block of stone,,imagine how many blocks or tablets of stones will be needed to contain all four books allegedly written by Moses.

Yet d book of Joshua couldn't record how d stones we're carried across or safeguarded during the wars against the canaanites,,

It's all lies and mythical stories, nothing more

Jokerman:
Lol... So you think a being that created something like man and breathed into him to live, won't be able to do anything??

Please answer?

Where u there when he was doing the breathing??
Moses that wrote the creation fiction in the book of Genesis was born thousand of years after in the book of Exodus,so how did mosco know and recorded the creation?

If u blab that he was directed by God,what did he write the first four bible books on?
Remember he had no paper ,he was in d wilderness .
God gave him commandments on stone tablet ,he didn't enter Canaan and no record of stone tablets where Moses wrote d books were said to have been carried over d River Jordan into Canaan

Africans think,thinnnk,, emancipate urselves,for how long will yall enslave ur minds with the white man' fabrication called bible

Samueltimothy11:
Please I am hungry please if u have food u can call to come and collect it.
Please even if it rice.
I stay in lekki
Please call me if u want to help me
07019835817

U stay in Lekki and u are complaining of hunger?
When u can just simply locate Timaya or E money's house,, barricade it and snap pics ,Emoney will credit ur account instanta to avoid embarrassment
After that u locate Oritse Femi's house,,my bloda be fast o cos d vaccine for COVID19 is about to drop like Burna boy's album o

Watch how Nigerian pastors will claim their prayers prevented the monkeys from contacting the virus

TheGoodJoe:
Nigerians need to observe how countries like Senegal had effectively mobilized their indigenous medical researchers and manufacturers to produce low cost quick testing kits as well as ventilators while investing massively in the production of drugs for treatment of COVID-19 patients.

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I have asked over and over again, why is the academia and private sector left out of the Covid-19 war team.

This is not a job for politicians but people well versed in dealing with similar challenges. We need the CSO's involved. Not sharing money for politicians in the name of fighting the Pandemic.

Osinbanjo needs to speak up now and draft a Covid-19 recovery plan which will include testing, isolating and treating infected ones, to providing stimulus for people and businesses.

Enough of the joke.

Lockdown means nothing without testing, isolating and treating infected ones

What is Osinbajo?
Is that the name of a street or Isolation centre?

wintersnow:
But seriously why do most people go into hiding at soon as they discover their status ni..
It's not a fcking death sentence, fcking morons


The way this my sister friend they sleep eh.. Make I just control myself

Kai see better sacrifice wen lie down for alter de wait for the nearest god to come consume

U better run matter on time o,,try lie down close to her ,handle her shoulders ,if she respond well chop her no show mercy
Cos if u dull or u no chop her well,she go use am yab ur sister the day the 2 of them quarrel

em527:
someone came here to find solution and you tell him to shut up without any word advice or wisdom from you..o boy see ehn if anybody never tell you make I let you know now. you be big FOOL!

Seconded,,in fact he is as useless as the W in Sword

sunshineV:
He who based his life on a story book is the lost one and that ain't me

Savage
a story book with many versions,KJV,new KJV, Good news etc Africans emancipate urselves from religious slavery

Sanwo-Olu should be ready for Mass protest from the dead bodies themselves.

They contributed cash and sprayed dollars in other deceased people's burial ceremonies in times past ,,it has gotten to their turn and u are saying
Not more than 20 people haaa!!,no owambe,no shayo ,no spray , nothing

A Yoruba man would rather die again than be buried without owambe

GFELOG2018:
The chicken has come home to roast.I vividly remember the Danish Cartoon attacks in Maiduguri coordinated by this demon and his boko boys.The prayer point that year was SAS will never find peace ..

Roast kwa!!! kikikikiki

Anwons:
You may not be 100℅ right. What's happening especially in the south-south with the allocation they are getting? Which impact have they made that would make one think they can do better without the northern region?

Agriculture is zero in the south-south, we solemnly depend on the north on items like;
Beans,
Potato,
Watermelon,
Yam,
Onions,
Pepper,
Tomatoes,
Groundnut,
Garden egg,
Carrot,
Cow,
Goats, etc.

we the south will do very well without these nonsense u listed,they sell us their evil groundnuts only to sneak into our farms with their cattle and kill us..
I pray d oil dry up quickly,,this corn tree needs to split

Perocom:
Yes people are scamming people when they see your desperate situation. But before u think u can't be scammed like Dan the Bull, wait until u are hit with life situations that defy all known remedies, if you are still standing then you are a man of strong character like the biblical Job. You never see anything

U too wait until u convince ur wife to deliver naturally against the sound advice of medical doctors because ur pastor said she will deliver like the Hebrew women thereby leading to fatalities before it will drum into ur skull that ur pastor is a man like u

and wouldn't even think twice if he is in ur shoe before giving his consent to the docs

someone has already said it above,, Miracles cure Imaginary problems while Amokachi went with a REAL problem which is beyond the jurisdiction of emeranko ,,COVID19 Is already proving all the healing charlatans clueless

Even the Jesus doctor ,Osu Akpeje aka Bishop of the whole world has gone into isolation
Pastors are mere men , miracles are scam, emancipate urselves o Africans

ajimotoke:
That means your miracle is not there, maybe you should try another Pastor or probably you're not patient enough, you could have slept like a year

U need to be quarantined immediately
I don laff belle lose
slept like a year,, hahahaha

That must be the grill Manabbq dead vulture barbecue seller use in grilling his carcasses

Ventilator ni suffocator

makewetalk2:
Looks like a welding machine.
As if they joined a Stainless Steel Water dispenser with oxy-acetylene tank. Very lackluster and fourth-rated.
If Atiku would allow this to be used on his son, then I am game. If Buhari would have allowed this to be used on Abba Kyari then, we are set for takeoff.
The funny thing is the logo engraved all over it. They should stop all this nonsense display of mediocrity and get ready for business. Things are getting harder than expected.
Buhari at this point should liaise with working manufacturers to get things going. Innoson can make better deals than this nonsense here. We are not in time for this stupidity. Give Innoson cash to produce the things that we need. Nigerians are dying. For how many years have people been displaying talents and you ignored? Give professionals the money to produce these machines. Stop this bigotry. Let the NAF work with Innoson and let us get things going.

No one should fall for this nonsense. Look properly, the soldiers are taking pictures of the machine which means that they have not seen it before AND THEY PRODUCED IT See how they are staring at what they produced.

Nigerian Army should show us their manufacturing factory, to begin with. We know that the Nigerian army is not capable of producing anything. They should focus on producing local guns that we buy from Russia and China. Local thieves manufacture their own guns. Ojukwu produced bombs and weapons during the civil war but Nigerian soldiers complain of a lack of guns to fight Boko Haram. Someone who can produce this machine can produce guns and bombs to fight Boko Haram. Why do we give China and Russia so much money for weapons if these guys can produce this?

The Nigerian army at this point should have been a prime example of invention and creativity. Nigerians have prolific assets all over the world engineering invention and working as unseen brains behinds major technological developments. Sadly, once you are in Nigeria you are coerced to conform to shallow reasoning and medieval modus operandi.
The motive for joining the military in Nigeria is not to serve the nation but to subjugate poor civilians and oppress lowly victims of the economic plummet in Nigeria.

Buhari is an old father of tribalism. He is the definition of a bigot. And, he has surrounded himself with people as wicked as himself. NAF should show us the bodies of Boko haram and save this petty thing for their children. We are wiser than baby tricks

May ur days be long,,u and all ur generations yet unborn

Pastor Chris should not hide behind the fence of Free giveaway,,I go die and other secular celebs have been doing that

He should come out and heal the Covid 19 patients in the isolation centres or is his atmosphere of miracles abi healing ministry suddenly gone audio??

When we tell sheeples that all this Men of God are just mere men like u and I they will say no,,my pastor can heal ,my prophet sees visions etc
Why have they suddenly gone mute??
After this lockdown mek I see any winners, redeem or chist embassy member carry Bible near me,,I go shook fingers for im eye.
They commanded fire to fall from heaven during the time of Elisha they should command coro healing now

All this sentimental blackmail will never work
Abba Kyari was a bad man and Nigeria is better off without him,,simple

the 48 laws of power says " enter action with boldness,any mistake made from boldness is corrected with more boldness".

The Magaji should have shunned explanations and kept a brave face,,he would have been remembered for saying his mind courageously

Now his lame Apology has made him lose two things same time

Job and prestige

Hmmn,,Oyedepo should come and heal Atiku's son ASAP,,he can't deceive him to spend dollars for election and abandon him now,his healing powers are needed

The ancient book said when a man looks at a woman to the extent of lusting after her in his heart, automatically he has slept with her,committed adultery and is damned for hell.

Imagine u going out for evangelism dressed in those ur hot outfits with guys turning their heads as u go by .with the ones u preach to staring at ur curves , lusting and fantasizing about u in their hearts like "oh if only I can just dip my hand into that bra strap showing top ,dip my hands into that bra ,cup those breasts and finger those nipples ,,,if only,if only,if onlllllyyy"

U will just be going out thinking u are bringing people to Christ not knowing u are leading hundreds from him to hell.

And heck don't even say u don't wear sexy outfits to VANDALISE cos u mentioned ur pastor have not frowned at it meaning u don't see em as bad yet until pastor says so.

Trust me if u visit me twice dressed dat way ,u must be fvcked via Spanish fly,,so dress well

xrayj:
Do u know the meaning of city?

So u want to tell me Sanwo-Olu is the Executive Governor of a City?? Now I know how Buhari became president.

xrayj:
Lagos was the first point of entry & a very populated city. It is only natural for Lagos to top all states.

Lagos is not a city

Imoh555:
Can't pastors help our overworked medical professionals with this Corona pandemic? Please. Just heal a few patients. They do it every Sunday on TV. Anyway. Good morning.

they have been exposed,,charlatans wearing collars

agbangam:
He died trying to get you a constant power supply, he is a workaholic and instead of sitting in Aso-Rock enjoying the best of wine, he decided to risk it to go have a meeting with the power firm. U have not met him one on one to know that he is a bad person rather u just decided to believe what his enemies are saying. Well-done oo

is he the minister of power?
is he the minister of foreign affairs?
in his next life he will always mind his business and remove his nose from another fellow's bizness

MisterKings:
I have decided to stop getting angry at the government. I blame Nigerians who went out to vote an ANIMAL and a zoo cabinet into power a second time.

So make una dey flex. Once I hit money out I go to Europe or the Americas. I am done with this shit hole of a place with brainless government and backward thinking people.

guy that threat no de work again o��
Europe and Americana don cast ,better relocate go ur village evil forest oo
no escape we die here

GODSMILEFOREVER:
Our GOD HIMSELF is the LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH.
No shaking for believers in CHRIST.

LION OF THE TRIBE OF JUDAH
NOT TRIBE OF IGBO,YORUBA,HAUSA OR URHOBO ,,madam park well ,stop claiming another man's family name

for ur info ,Wild boars now patrol the streets of ISRAEL (so called holy Land) because of Uncle Coro

[quote author=Samakus post=88587497]If there's one thing I regret in life so far, it's missing out on Cynthia due to my complex issues then! Babe was a damsel from a stinkingly rich Anambra family and I, new employee in a federal school, was fidgeting about taking her on even when it was so clear that she was practically 'wetting for me'!

When I eventually mustered the courage to ask for a date. She smiled and said, ' I thought you're never gonna ask again! And on a date we went!

On that fateful day for our first date, she called me around 3pm and told me that she was at Chitis restaurant, that I should meet her up when I'm ready. Imagine your date choosing a venue for you (because you didn't tell her anyone you had in mind) and being there on time before you?

To cut it short, I wore my nice cloth, and went to Chitis. Babe was already giving herself a nice treat. Fried rice and salad with a big Chicken, plenty fried plantains and of course, a nice wine to complement! I had 2k in my pocket, and hell yes, my mind skipped when I saw what was on the table . I stepped in and she offered me a seat! I smiled sheepishly, but deep down, I was wondering where I will get extra money to complete the payment for what she ordered which obviously was more than 2k already. Need I remind that she got a big EVA bottle water too

Looking at her was difficult as this girl was a mermaid in human form! She has this cuteness about her and will make any man's heart skip a bit. Next thing I heard was, WHAT DO I GET FOR YOU? I knew that the question was for me but feigned deafness . She asked again with a smile, Hey Handsome, WHAT'S YOUR ORDER?

I looked at her in bewilderment but summoned courage to mutter, "Just rice and chicken! She asked me again: 'won't you like a drink or should I get you a wine? . I just said, no thanks, water will be good. Besides, she had a wine on the table already and i didn't see the need for another wine. She steeped to the counter, paid for my order and brought it to me.

We talked about so many things. But most of our discussions centered on our visions and plans for growth. Babe was giving me tips on businesses I can open within the campus when I get settled. For her, once she's done with school ( she's already in her finals), she will fly out to Canada for her Masters and then come back when she's done to head HR in her dad's company. I suggested to her to get her CIPM certification before doing her Masters since she had passion for Human Resources. Not ever hearing of CIPM, her likeness for me doubled.

We had a nice time and we left. She called her taxi guy to come drop her while I left for the shuttle park . She continued calling me after that and continued talking but I have already harboured the fear that her class was too high for me. Poor, naive me!! . I never took the next step with her. And she left after her graduation and became incommunicado as I never called her after our date

Looking back now, I feel like beating myself. She had everything I wanted in a woman physically. And had the right goals and penchant for success like I now do! I have seen a lot of ladies and can now appreciate what a gift, a lady with visions, plans and the right frame of mind, is for young man hustling to reach his dreams. Which girl will start discussing your visions and plans for a better life on your first date these days?

I missed Cynthia due to inferiority complex and naivity! I was young and stupid! I was 25 and just got a job in the school after finishing NYSC, when i met her. I pray I find a goal oriented Lady like Cynthia again! Because, they're very hard to come by these days!





so touching ,,I swear I will not try to make this mistake when I enter the law school

jarx:
i feel for them. please if you one in this platform and you finding difficult to cope. indicate please. with your account details

0052828587,Union bank,,James Lucky Ochuko,,tanks a lot

WARNING
never fall in love or marry a lady that still has close contact with her Ex
it's always fatal

Actually I blame Adam for the early deaths of men ,,he should not have started the concept of marriage in the first place.
He should have made Eve a babymama not a wife
That way humans would have lived like Tigers ( who live quiet lives in isolation ,they only come together when they wanna mate)
and not like a pride of lions,whose males die protecting the pride of female lions

it's quite simple and self explanatory,,
According to Macro Economics,once the population of the country is in tandem with the market price of the exchange rate of the fiscal policy ,,
It will invariably lead to a downturn of the inward curve in the diminishing returns of the laws of demand and supply which will inturn regulate the overflow of the currency to compel the inflation rate to rotate,in case u didn't understand ,neither do i.