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IamLEGEND1:
Any man that doesn't last up to a minute doesn't deserve to have an ego...
Next time he tries to blame you in front of family, fucking_destroy him.

As In, smash the fragile mofo to bits then walk back and forth on the pieces.

yeah like feed him the pieces too!..TF! Really? He shud kill himself because its entirely his fault.
PE (premature ejaculation) is no man's fault, it is as impromptu as a nosy mother-in-law

Kimkardashain:
your husband is seeing another woman. dip deeper ma'am

Just how jumpy is jumping into conclusions with women?..... Lol...she didt evn waste time!

Is it not Ironic that he is dfefying the context, theme and purpose of the meeting which he attends after the killings by soldiers'under his command' going on in the South east

Her camel toe...i saw right through that skirt...immediately she bailed me out of sanko(police cell) sha

I hate those small (PET) bottles they are bringing out...they look more like feeding bottles..

cc ameryzzy and sod09 you both shd try Beans & Sphaghetti, thank me later!

Lets face it. This TBoss just represents the typical female folk- Pretending to hate what you like.
They shd kp deceivn demselves instead of walking into a pharmacy to get contraceptives n get down to d main deal..mtchwww

Evaberry:
Hahahhaha your boyfriend reminds me of someone I use to know, his best friend is weed, and he usually sleeps off after taking his joint. lol

Those were good times

Lol..u remembrd gud times btw a guy n hs joint? You must hav 'interferred' a lot.

All these fruits still favour the 'third leg' as well- for the guys that is...
I love me a stonerwoman anyday.. cc billycayana

The world, the world, the world!!
Everyone's killing emselvs to be rich!
Me i am broke and loving myself!!!!
I think dts wat it boils down to rly! If u lov urslf n d way u are, all dx spite, hate and lack of contentment will stop.
Smh....people and 'standards'
Be Happy folks dats wats most important. Money comes most wen ur not 'dying' for it.

firebaby:
Some times or whenever I want to laugh I read comments on nairaland.....thanks for making my day!!!!!

Azzin! emilyone went real deep..lol
i was wondering abt ur moniker, ur nt frm Hell r u?..

alexialin:
Hes so boring with other things in life

He doesn't catch up easily wit convo

ahhhh i see....talk about a real 'tool'..lol

Statsocial:
You left which for which?

Left Both sir...

StarOfDavid:
BLOGGERS ESPECIALLY FROM THE SOUTHWEST, WHO DON'T GO OUTSIDE THE SOUTHWEST BUT ASSUME THEY KNOW EVERY THING..


HOW WILL REDEEMERS BE BIGGER THAN CARITAS UNIVERSITY OR MADONNA THAT ARE BOTH HIGHER INSTITUTIONS AND RELIGIOUS GROUNDS?

ESPECIALLY CARITAS THAT ALSO HAS A MONASTERY... TO ME CARISTAS UNIVERSITY SHOULD BE THE LARGEST PRIVATE UNIVERSITY IN LANDMASS THAT I KNOW. IT ALSO BOARDERS GOFERY OKOYE UNIVERSITY AND AKANU IBIAM INTERNATION AIRPORT IN ENUGU

I HAVE BEEN TO REDEEMERS, COVENANT, AFE BABALOLA AND BOWEN SO YES I KNOW.

Been a student of both institutions. Landmark University is 3x bigger than Caritas University

Silentscreamer:
Ur free to enjoy sex when ur married. And stop talking bout konji or whatever, real men are able to hold their own until they are married.

check ur facts, 99% of niccurs that do dat shii r pussiest of men. Let a rod drill you to oblivion, that's a real woman's dream!

Bad news is good news!
Aunty Kemi just gifted this guy and his girl a cover shoot...way to go guys!! Turning your haters to your waiters...

What does this woman know of Poverty and Pain??

An international director in Shell BP

Wife to a retired naval chief.

Daughter to a former executive of Shell

Minister of the federal republic of Nigeria for 8yrs

Former OPEC president

The Elite will always prey on the tortures of the poor just to elevate personal gain and never to better the plight of the poor- THE PAIN OF POLITICS

chyima:
on 500k your return should be about 21250 with 17% as the interest for 91days,yes you can rollover either with your upfront if its above 100k depending on your bank minimum or at the end of the tenure of the existing investment with the initial capiltal

I do my treasury bill with stanbic ibtc and they have no option for re investment on their form ,so I invest in the primary market and receive my upfront ,with this upfront I reinvest in the secondary market cos I don't want to have access to the money for now and may not be able to wait till the next bidding in the primary market

Far too kind, thank you.

chukzyfcbb:
for 91days at that condition, you will earn bout 21,000naira

Thank you, God bless you...

Lol....even with ur Akwa Ibom love machine
Blame it on Buhari....
Wait have you both tried Bungee jumping?...its a true test of love jumping from a 100 plus metres above ground level. Helps strenghten d relatnshp. Ask white folks

chyima:
I got below from stanbic @the secondary market, and invested my upfront interest for the 93 days,and I have be credited upfront from this also.Treasury bill is bae
Maturity. Tenor Discount Rate
9th November 2017 93.00. 17.20%
15th February 2018 191.00. 17.30%
26th July 2018 352.00. 17.9

i'm a bit stuck with how u make calculations for your yields, cld u hlp me throw more light?
Say i invest 500k just as you have done for 91 days @ 17%....hw much will i be expecting and can i just roll it over to another 91 days tenor and on and on like that?
Will appreciate your response maam, tnk u

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alexialin:
Hehehehehehehe
You can say that again.
Sighs new bf is from there.

Lol try nt to wear out ur engine!...