₦airaland Forum

Nairaland Modification!!!

The Vaseline Crew in male Nairalanders are equal to the Di*k Critics in female N'landers....

doublewisdom:
No wonder no nigga has wifed her.

copied from a hater. I hope he/she eats his/her words RN!!

Reminds me of PAUL WALKER's accident with his friend. Everyone was on about the popular of the two. Didn't stop em from walking the eternal walk tho...Speedy recovery to these two (Yusuf & Bashir)

Is it me or is anyone seeing the good work of the Judiciary in delivering the appropriate verdict deserving of Innoson? Yet this case is in a bigger boil than ever because someone somewhere keeps reassuring GTB they'll 'come out' of it. Well, wrong! I'm grateful to be among the generation that witnessed the advent of 'social media in Nigeria's political landscape' and how it has truly given a 'voice' more powerful than every other type of media.
The Black one signing out, Peace!

Is it not my country Nigeria again? I wouldn't be surprised that the perpetrators are within even the so-called 'senate'. Naija, who kill u go still bury u join in the name of 'i-must-deal-with-him'!!

michaelwilli:
Nigerian institutions and this new kinda dictatorship. Most schools suspending SUG cos dey want absolute power to do absolute nonsense

It is the Private schools that have taught them this barbaric form of 'dictatorship'. A trend that will backfire very soon!

IamLaura:
Very true.Its more stimulating and special attention are taken to details.

i guess that's how most girls end up bi-sexual. True tho,girls really know how to 'get it' with each other

ApC is PdP, PDP is APC!

Everytime i see this woman, i want to UnCloth her piece by piece! She's so hot!!

That lady that says its dependent on Time, Mood and Skill any more dependent factors like weather and color of skin too? Hehehe

Leave all the history to 'EXPLORER' abeg! Baba go don cancel this one by now ;(

Invest in people! Relatives, friends, neighbours anyone!
Mark Angel has come to fulfillment because he believed in letting emmanuella take the 'spotlight'
Give people a chance to blow and you too will explode!!

LadyGoddiva:
I cannot even believe the comments I’m reading here. Like are you fuckiñg shitting me?? Even from fellow ladies too?
Things is, Nigerians are too close minded and backward thinking. A lot of things can constitute as rape. It’s not only when a random guy abducts you and forcefully has sex with you while you scream and fight back can be considered as rape. The basic thing that defines rape is CONSENT! Whether she was wearing only her panties in the man’s bed, even if she was twerking naked for him, as long as she said NO, then he had no right to try and perform any sexual activities on her.
And since when did agreeing to cuddle him automatically imply consent to have sex with him? He even went on to give her orals and strip her. Thing is, even if she may not have fought back, bottom line is, she didn’t want sex to happen. And he went on and did what he wanted anyway. That’s a more subtle kind of rape.
Nigerians really need reonrientation of their mindset when it comes to the issue of rape. I’m seeing a lot of bs comments like “why would she go to a guy’s house when it’s not her boyfriend” and “why would she wear only shorts in his bed and why would she sleep on the Same bed with him?” The thing is, irrespective of the circumstance surrounding the story, she didn’t give her consent and the man had sex with her against her wish. It wasn’t consensual sex thus, it can be classified as rape. Too bad she’s just speaking up now.

Listen up u, She wore provocative clothing on a date. It doesn't justify rape quite alright. But MouthAction occurred (and I'm damn sure she moaned-dats enough consent for me!)
a one-night stand gone wrong is used here to simply play 'victim' simple!

I hope Funk Akindele sees this and realizes the opportunity God has given her in the miscarriage she had to have another set again?
Be grateful for Life people, ts d most valuable asset we have!

angelbulksms:
Some comments on this site sha

Whizkid should be more than an attendee. With the exception of divorcees, wedding is a once-in-a-lifetime event and Whizkid should have been physically on ground days before the wedding, helping out in any little way he could as Ayo and not as Whizkid.

That's how well-cultured Yorubas behave to their benefactors for such peculiar events irrespective of whatever money they've given in the past.

Lets not just conclude, from his comments on Banky's gram we see he has got issues with his passport, should he have gone by sea 30 days after the wedding? How do people think sef?? He was so stranded he had to chill on that day with his son at his Lagos home so y'all jus cut wizzy some slack!!

Just to add to what Benita27 has said. Human beings will 'naturally' prey on the weaknesses of others. Not that it makes ur mum unsupportive of your progress, but your inability to say 'NO' has spoon-fed her into being 'inconsiderate' about your needs as well. Be wise, those you cater for today, will blast you tomorrow when the job is no longer available, so start prioritizing 'Needs' from 'wants' and save up for your progress in Life and work as well. Remember you only live once!

I've always said it! 'Bobby is very key for masculine mental factory reset'

Probz:
I can teach you how to cook jollof rice if you want.

yeah, i see u r good with the ladle..lol
that should endeared you to a lot of womenfolk. Jollof lessons? No qualms master!

donblazer10:
lemme help you out...
Ingredients...egg,tomatoes,grinded cry fish(optional),grinded pepper and tomatoes,maggi..salt
Pour a lil amount of oil inside the frying pan
Add the already sliced onions
Add your grinded pepper and tomatoes
Add your cray fish salt and maggi
Turn it together
Then add your already matched egg
Then stir it together nd wait fr it to fry a lil bit..that's all..

thanx...

xendra:
Hehehe you still couldn't afford it. go lick stew joor! broke thing

i am too convinced no male in your household in his right senses will do that. It's not about being 'broke' it's about being fair. Maybe she didt like him and decided to inflate the price..

Biko make una help a bachelor out, who can help out with good directions for preparing the type of mouth-watering egg sauces u guys have posted here, i no sabi cook well.

Chai...people of the world, our hypocrisy too much!
From criticising this girl for prostitution to terming her 'socialite' just because 'members of the big league' have started patronizing the business? Indeed 'talk is cheap'..
I've got younger sisters who are lowkey itching to live the 'big life' but when i remember cases like this i just wonder if having a daughter is still worth the stress..

safarigirl:
you must not be looking well, because here i am with nobody and nothing, but one aunty has twerked and smashed her way into someone's house.

I get the feeling I'm following the wrong advice. Chaste women are not winning in today's world

Just because it's a common trend to twerk into matrimony doesn't make it right. Enjoy your status as one of the 'few's with dignity or loose the dignity and wake up everyday convincing yourself you never made the wrong choice sweety...

Lol Relax.
Used to have this bestie in school who was so addicted to Masturbation & sugary food, he had the same issues as you. Tho he pretended till Final year and was lying to us about sleeping with girls (if we went clubbing and one of us paid for his woman, he tipped her extra for silence..lol)
fastforward to solutions. He had to stop masturbating as his pee had 'gotten used to' hand arousal and not skin.
We got on a new diet and i too joined him for encouragement, d irony was this my friend was 'endowed' in the region but just didn't know how to use it, making some of his girls hate him for it.
Eat Bananas, Garlic, Ginger, watermelon, Oats are great too, Bitter leaf water properly squeezed and drunk for a week should tell some significant difference after 'dry fasting' from masturbation.
Lastly, when u masturbate, there are thoughts that bring you to orgasm. Try to replicate them in reality and choose a stable partner with those features that so arouse you-find what gets you aroused-clenching your fist, closing your eyes, shouting, grunting, wateva, just make that girl know how she arouses you. Oh and yes, don't forget to nut. Very important, careful wer u offload tho.

JustHector:
Drake Was the real Loser...

Nah brah, Mr Hubby is... It's called 'Hit & Run' not moan..

HerbalPro:
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First, you can combine oatmeal with coconut milk and mango. Sprinkle roasted cashew nuts when you are about to eat.

Also, you can make your oatmeal and sliced bananas on top. Imagine the sweet taste of such combination.

Dried fruits and oatmeal is also a very interesting combination. Make your oatmeal and add a handful of dried fruits.

One thing peanut butter is good for is assisting in weight loss. Add a spoon of peanut butter to your oatmeal. You can also garnish this with grapes

One of our favorite. Oatmeal, pineapple and grape both of which are known as nutritious weight loss agents.

If you are truly daring, you can combine oatmeal with slices of Avocado and fried egg. Yes, all in one plate!. It may look messy but it's highly nutritious and filling.

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VeRY InFormaTive!
Take Note, people!!

S/O to Drake who hit those her cakes till they bled heartache! You the real MVP!