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Wait, does that mean Britain will swing into action immediately and start a war?

sinaj:
All these witches nd wizard on nl dat dnt sleep

e.g. You n me

The same naija another woman is leaving her Banker husband for 'small joystick' is the same that another is using to do pepper soup. O ma se oooo

flawlessT:
E better make she leave the marriage rather than to cheat sha... Na she dey wear the shoes so she know whr e dey pinch her

You don talk am finish my sister!
Make she leav human beings to talk. Na dem talk when she quit her job, na dem go still talk if she leave her husband. But she was very wrong to think 'reporters' wouldn't jump on this her story..Bad new is good news in media.

No be Small thing yesterday for Folarin o!
I was chilling with a couple of my 'goons' after a wild night out @ ghetto-idioro. As soon as we saw these group of boys coming. Na d babe wey i carry first ya like usain bolt. Adrenaline no tell me two times say today na world jumping and flying day. I am sure my heels touched my back yesterday. Still don't know the whereabouts of those babes tho..

joyfullyjoyous:
Take folic acid to cleanse your blood then cleanse with any nice after shave solution.

*gives up and walks outta thread*

orijintv:
Lemmi translate : He said your bag of prick balls go burn if ur method no work.

No need to thank me, ure already welcome

nope, he says his father's balls will get caught up in flames if the remedy doesn't work!..

IAMSASHY:
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

whistle or siren which one you be?? Lol

The way we file cases in our courts just baffles me; so unrealistic.
100 million for 'GENERAL DAMAGES'
400 million for 'EXEMPLARY DAMAGES'
Joke of the Year.
I am confident if the police had such sums to appease one individual, it'll go a long way in curbing the 'hunger' causing all their recklessness around the country!

CEEcey:


Ara Nwanyi Asaba!!!

was that story ever true?

Lord knows they are the very 'spirits' i attend a 7 hour prayer service for... Truthful of temptation in one place?

Nigeria will take disorderliness into everything! What kind of promotion is done with so much hype only to fail to meet demand? I'll tell you what, it's called the 'Nigerian' factor!

Those were 'golden years'
no discrimination, no tribalism.
In a few hours just look at the number of ppl involved in a tribal squabble already..
Always fighting ourselves, why?!

Florblu:
How does this thing work ?
Please help me

come lemme show you...

This chic started with Funke Akindele in that soap 'I need to know'....
I rmember she was even much more prettier, now mediocrity and lack of content have reduced her to slut-showyness...hmmm indeed 'twenty kids cant play for twenty years'

wristbangle:
Your comment prove the kind of mental disorder in your nervous system. Are u a slowpoke to comprehend my explanation?

Look at this stale bread!
Do you think because you have a nairaland account you are human as the rest of us??...

FortifiedCity:
Naaah...I don't think she needs it that bad

A married woman 'jumping' on your bed...
Since when did Bingo start refusing the dangling bone infront of him.....
Sleep with her if you want to, but i assure you...these kind of 'meat' is cancerous!

Cmon everyone! The law of attraction states that interest fuels desire. My six packs works for me wen i show them sha. Be gorgeous, but have something upstairs. 'Gala wey dey smell don expire'

She'll loose her manners for that D Lost all her fam for the D she'll take a dive for that D Is all that problem worth that D? #Dfever

wristbangle:
Exactly because Jumia Nigeria is making profit. Jumia Travels profit alone is huge let alone Jumia stores, real estate, online shopping, etc

if i hadnt seen your moniker, i would have been surprised.
Read the article again before commenting or do you need to commit suicide before you are free from this mental illness?

Tokunboh bfs & gfs everywhere!

Safiaa:
Ummmm

errrr....wait o! Married couples that strike this pose are disrespectful to each other

DeutschJunge:
This is very wrong, i have noticing this guy's moves. He has been using this his daughter to influence his career and i see that as cheap and just wrong. This is clearly a publicity stunt for his selfish interest, i mean what could be the logic behind this??
Posting this girl all over social media no mean say na you love your pikin pass, i have no problem with it but when you use an innocent girl to gain ahead in your career i just find that disgusting.
Best way to show love to your child(not to the world) is to make sure they are comfortable and their needs to grow and achieve their dreams and be a good human being is catered to.

i understand the fact that you think he is taking advantage of the child by advancing his career. But mind you, this is a girl critics and the likes have bad-named 'ugly', 'fat', 'kung-fu panda' and all sorts of demeaning names (i am sure you agree with me that they took advantage more!)
he wants to show the world that 'Daddy' is going to be by his girl no matter what the world says...and that's the kind of FATHER every man should be to his kids...tnk u

The evil wind of oblivion that blew across the career of Dbanj has finally cast it's spread on P Square's. Arrogance and Greed are a terrible mix...

A big 'Thank you' goes out to all who contributed to her welfare. Indeed kindness makes whole.

pweetiedee:
yes, I do

hmm...you really are a double-edged sword aint ya?..

Even with all the promiscuity in the world, i wouldnt end up wt ds woman. I dislike her perversion for broken, second-hand partners. Plus her movie-crying skills are enough for me to raise an eyebrow.....

makydebbie:
Awwn, I know right.

more of 'maky' in this world U no sabi ds babe, she dey craze wella. Better to have more 'trumps'...lol maky na play i dey play o!...

pweetiedee:
is it a paid job

you write too?....awesome, nvr knw.

This wouldnt turn me off; i'd rather be turned on!
I appreciate a lil show of dependence from a gender highly regarded as 'dependent'
So, yes...i'd def tak dt bae home for surgery Love Doc style!... This wouldnt turn me off; i'd rather be turned on!
I appreciate a lil show of dependence from a gender highly regarded as 'dependent'
So, yes...i'd def tak dt bae home for surgery Love Doc style!...

sekxy:
mtchew

what dont you like? The 'presser' or the 'pressee' Cheer up, La Beau is coming ur way to imPRESS u...

pweetiedee:
what did u see?
rain no reach ur side?
go n sleep Jo. carry ur duvet

i saw a mini-earthquake! The rain is good for what i saw duvets are fun spoilers in tyms lik ds....